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Just pondering: If a set of female identical twins married one twin each of a set of male identical twins, would their children look alike?

Your question confuses and infuriates the people of Omicron Persei 8

Though it is possible, most likely not.

If a train leaves the station at 530 am going 70 mph northwest.....and another train leaves the station at 543am going 80 mph southeast.....


will I still have a 6 inch turkey on wheat from subway tomorrow?

If a train leaves the station at 530 am going 70 mph northwest.....and another train leaves the station at 543am going 80 mph southeast.....


will I still have a 6 inch turkey on wheat from subway tomorrow?
Quizno's is by far the better sandwich shop. I challenge you to a duel! Zell Miller style.

Quizno's is by far the better sandwich shop. I challenge you to a duel! Zell Miller style.

LOL.....They closed down the Quizno we had here! Silly little hick town *grumbles*

Its Subway or Earls house of Possum for me :(

If a train leaves the station at 530 am going 70 mph northwest.....and another train leaves the station at 543am going 80 mph southeast.....


will I still have a 6 inch turkey on wheat from subway tomorrow?

Unfortunately not. The Republic of Taco Bell is going to send a mass of tiny ankle-biting dogs to destroy your precious sub. Sorry. ):

If a man sneezes in the middle of the rain forest, and nobody's around to hear him, will the forest benefit?

If a train leaves the station at 530 am going 70 mph northwest.....and another train leaves the station at 543am going 80 mph southeast.....


will I still have a 6 inch turkey on wheat from subway tomorrow?

No that would be a Spamwitch from down home today...

(Who said "I'd gladly pay you Tuesdqay for a Hamburger today")

No that would be a Spamwitch from down home today...

(Who said "I'd gladly pay you Tuesdqay for a Hamburger today")

Wimpy from Popeye!

Wimpy from Popeye!


Akakaka Youse gets a cookie akakaka

Akakaka Youse gets a cookie akakaka


weeeeee!! If you only knew my obsession with chocolate chip cookies :fluffle:

weeeeee!! If you only knew my obsession with chocolate chip cookies :fluffle:


Best with milk. :fluffle:

Just pondering: If a set of female identical twins married one twin each of a set of male identical twins, would their children look alike?

maybe alike, but not identical, if that's what you're wondering. there's way too many gene combinations for that to happen. that's why the only time you get identical twins is from a split embryo; both clumps of cells have identical chromosomes. i don't think it's possible for that to occur any other way

Yes.
Perhaps, or else the sandwitch will have you.

How many eggs are there in a half of a dozen cartons, if all but one is empty?

Yes.
Perhaps, or else the sandwitch will have you.

How many eggs are there in a half of a dozen cartons, if all but one is empty?

a dozen?

A carton :p

Ah, time for me to ask the question of the ages:
"If you're so smart, how come you're different from me?"

Just pondering: If a set of female identical twins married one twin each of a set of male identical twins, would their children look alike?
Nope. Meiosis, crossing over, and possibly mutations will cause the children to be different.

that's why the only time you get identical twins is from a split embryo; both clumps of cells have identical chromosomes.
And I'm assuming that by "embryo" you mean "zygote"?

Technically, the possibility exists for any combination of human beings...Our DNA has a lot that is unused...

This jar of mayonnaise is runny. Would it make good lubricant?

This jar of mayonnaise is runny. Would it make good lubricant?

No.

I didn't see where the telephone went. Is it not still in the fridge where I left it?

How many eggs are there in a half of a dozen cartons, if all but one is empty?

One.

Or did you mean the cartons are empty?

will i be able to stay awake till 3 this morning, or will the sleepy monsters get me?......

This jar of mayonnaise is runny. Would it make good lubricant?
What are you trying to lubricate? (Do I really want to know?)

will i be able to stay awake till 3 this morning, or will the sleepy monsters get me?......
I can stay up for 48 hours straight with no caffeine. Be like me!
:D

Nope. Meiosis, crossing over, and possibly mutations will cause the children to be different.

Thanks very much, I was awake most of the night worrying about this!

Can you count to 36 on one hand?




If so, call Gaming Addicts anonymous.

What are you trying to lubricate? (Do I really want to know?)

No, you really don't want to know.

Can you count to 36 on one hand?




If so, call Gaming Addicts anonymous.

i can only count as far as 15 on one hand.
how can 36 be counted to on one hand?

i can only count as far as 15 on one hand.
how can 36 be counted to on one hand?
*looks over at some bearded proffessor-types in lab coats*

Jimmy! Willikins! Look! I've found the missing link between gamers and humans! He doesn't have the 'normal' 4fingers 1thumb, but he doesn't have the 36 required for gamerdom, or 'h@xx0rz hand' as it's more widely known. We must study him!

*rounds of 'ooohs' and 'aaaaahs' from scientific community*

TOO, you are living proof of evolution. Congrats! And now, for the autopsy...

well at least no-one can say ive never achieved anything.

well at least no-one can say ive never achieved anything.
You've never achieved anything. :D

in that case, adieu.

i can only count as far as 15 on one hand.
how can 36 be counted to on one hand?
Binary finger-counting gets you to 31...
I dunno about 36 though.

If a train leaves the station at 530 am going 70 mph northwest.....and another train leaves the station at 543am going 80 mph southeast.....


will I still have a 6 inch turkey on wheat from subway tomorrow?

Not if I get anywhere near you... consider that one really gone sub... :)

Binary finger-counting gets you to 31...
I dunno about 36 though.

just don't stop..

If today is yesterday tommorow, then what is last thursday seen while sitting on a train travelling at yesterdays speed, and more importantly, what's the date?

If a train leaves the station at 530 am going 70 mph northwest.....and another train leaves the station at 543am going 80 mph southeast.....


will I still have a 6 inch turkey on wheat from subway tomorrow?
depending on the effects of relativity and who is eating the sandwich, yes, but more importantly, if I were in a hypothetical situation, would I know it or would I have to act like I exist outside of someone's hypothetical question?

*looks over at some bearded proffessor-types in lab coats*

Jimmy! Willikins! Look! I've found the missing link between gamers and humans! He doesn't have the 'normal' 4fingers 1thumb, but he doesn't have the 36 required for gamerdom, or 'h@xx0rz hand' as it's more widely known. We must study him!

*rounds of 'ooohs' and 'aaaaahs' from scientific community*

TOO, you are living proof of evolution. Congrats! And now, for the autopsy...
*Hooks TOO up to anasthesia*

You may begin, doctor.

*Hooks TOO up to anasthesia*

You may begin, doctor.
Realizes dead bodies don't require anasthesia or surgeons, runs away in shame.

the odd one is arisen! mwahaha!!!

Go back to your bed of nails.

the bed of nails is lost. where can i find a new one?

the bed of nails is lost. where can i find a new one?
I'd hazard a guess at Home Depot, they tend to have a lot of nails.

London Dungeon. They have shaped ones with lids.

Edit. forgot to say: And they stand up too...

Since a cat will always land on its feet and toast always lands butter side down, what will happen if you drop a cat taped to piece of toast? What about a cat-on-cat combo? Toast on toast?

Cat will land down.
Two cats will fight, curl up in a ball and roll down the street.
Two toast? Buttered side up and down...that is you have butter in your hair.

Goat fat makes Roman shampoo.

Cat will land down.
Two cats will fight, curl up in a ball and roll down the street.
Two toast? Buttered side up and down...that is you have butter in your hair.

Goat fat makes Roman shampoo.

does roman fat make goat shampoo? :D

Since a cat will always land on its feet and toast always lands butter side down, what will happen if you drop a cat taped to piece of toast? What about a cat-on-cat combo? Toast on toast?
They'll tumble a bit as they fall. But you'll notice something odd as the closer they get to the ground, the slower they move. Eventually, they will stop at about 3" of the floor and spin madly, increasing in speed, until BANG!
A dimensional rift opens and sucks most of your continent through.

is that most by volume of land, number of countries, or number of people?

Livestock!
Say wha...?

Since a cat will always land on its feet and toast always lands butter side down, what will happen if you drop a cat taped to piece of toast? What about a cat-on-cat combo? Toast on toast?

It all depends on what way you tape the toast on and whether you tape it to the back or the feet...

Cat with toast on back and butter down = feet down
Cat with toast on feet and butter down = butter down

Obviously

Cat with butter up on back? may not land at all.. Hover or spin...

Cat with butter up on feet Cat will slip off taost and land on feet but slip right away toast will land butter down of course ..

unless its a really hairy cat and the butter got soaked up..

If you're at a gay bar and your transgender do you go the guys' bathroom or the girls' bathroom?

If you're at a gay bar and your transgender do you go the guys' bathroom or the girls' bathroom?
depends if youre male->female or female->male i suppose