NationStates Jolt Archive


The Beatles are theives!!!

12345543211
16-02-2005, 03:15
Ok, this prooves my theory! I have long thought it but now I am sure, there is this song on Abbey Road called Shes so Heavy, I started playing my guitar one day and I came up with some guitar work. I liked it, and thought it was good. Than a few days later, I was listening to 102.9 WMGK Phillys only Classic Rock Station! But enough of the advertising. I heard this so called Shes so Heavy and it had my guitar work. Now I am being honest, I had never heard the song before I made the music on my guitar, this has proved my theory, that The Beatles had a time machine and stole songs from tons of artists all over time, of all different genres! How else could they be so diverse?
Reaper_2k3
16-02-2005, 03:16
Ok, this prooves my theory! I have long thought it but now I am sure, there is this song on Abbey Road called Shes so Heavy, I started playing my guitar one day and I came up with some guitar work. I liked it, and thought it was good. Than a few days later, I was listening to 102.9 WMGK Phillys only Classic Rock Station! But enough of the advertising. I heard this so called Shes so Heavy and it had my guitar work. Now I am being honest, I had never heard the song before I made the music on my guitar, this has proved my theory, that The Beatles had a time machine and stole songs from tons of artists all over time, of all different genres! How else could they be so diverse?
Elemntary my dear Watson, they are ALIENS. WooOOoooOOooo
12345543211
16-02-2005, 03:25
Elemntary my dear Watson, they are ALIENS. WooOOoooOOooo

You may have something there! Why did they always were such full thick hair. Perhaps it was because they had hidden radios under there skulls!

No, sorry, doesnt have the same ring as Cunning little English men with time machines.
Kwangistar
16-02-2005, 03:29
Ok, this prooves my theory! I have long thought it but now I am sure, there is this song on Abbey Road called Shes so Heavy, I started playing my guitar one day and I came up with some guitar work. I liked it, and thought it was good. Than a few days later, I was listening to 102.9 WMGK Phillys only Classic Rock Station! But enough of the advertising. I heard this so called Shes so Heavy and it had my guitar work. Now I am being honest, I had never heard the song before I made the music on my guitar, this has proved my theory, that The Beatles had a time machine and stole songs from tons of artists all over time, of all different genres! How else could they be so diverse?
I'm scared, because I just found out you live near me.

And listen to 94.1, its better.
12345543211
16-02-2005, 03:32
I'm scared, because I just found out you live near me.

And listen to 94.1, its better.

Where do you live?

BTW, for the past 2 months I have mentioned I live in Philly. But Im just not noticable.

I like 94.1

But my programed stations are (in order from 1-6)

102.9
93.3
100.3
98.1
94.1
88.5, but recently it was changed to some hippy shit my friend programed while he borrowed my car to pick up his mom at the airport. I dont even know the station. It used to be 88.5 though.
Kwangistar
16-02-2005, 03:34
Where do you live?

BTW, for the past 2 months I have mentioned I live in Philly. But Im just not noticable.

I like 94.1

But my programed stations are (in order from 1-6)

102.9
93.3
100.3
98.1
94.1
88.5, but recently it was changed to some hippy shit my friend programed while he borrowed my car to pick up his mom at the airport. I dont even know the station. It used to be 88.5 though.
I live in Philly too. I must've missed it, I don't use the forums as much as I used to.

Those are good stations, I don't usually listen to 98.1 or 88.5 though, I have 95.1 in there somewhere.
New Spainmark
16-02-2005, 03:36
Yes, I agree. The Beatles are theives. Not to be confused with thieves, of course.
12345543211
16-02-2005, 03:44
Yes, I agree. The Beatles are theives. Not to be confused with thieves, of course.

My bad!
Sel Appa
16-02-2005, 03:46
I'll call it a coincidence. If you want to sue McCartney and Starr, enjoy your future as a bum.
Keruvalia
16-02-2005, 03:50
Finally! Someone else! I wrote the entire Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band album when I was 15 and George Harrison came out of my toilet one night in a flash of light and a lot of blue mist, punched me in the scrotum, grabbed my papers, and left through a hole in the floor of my living room that closed up immediately after.

We need to form a class action lawsuit.
Bono is the Messiah
16-02-2005, 04:22
I'll call it a coincidence. If you want to sue McCartney and Starr, enjoy your future as a bum.


I don't know whether to laugh or be sad.
Compulsorily Controled
16-02-2005, 04:29
Ok, this prooves my theory! I have long thought it but now I am sure, there is this song on Abbey Road called Shes so Heavy, I started playing my guitar one day and I came up with some guitar work. I liked it, and thought it was good. Than a few days later, I was listening to 102.9 WMGK Phillys only Classic Rock Station! But enough of the advertising. I heard this so called Shes so Heavy and it had my guitar work. Now I am being honest, I had never heard the song before I made the music on my guitar, this has proved my theory, that The Beatles had a time machine and stole songs from tons of artists all over time, of all different genres! How else could they be so diverse?
It probably played while you were sleeping, cause when you're sleeping you can remember much mor ethan when you're awake. I've had a friend play a song while I was sleepign and when I got up I played it but didn't remember ever hearing it.
Bobs Own Pipe
16-02-2005, 06:14
I can't play guitar. That being said, I was able to, almost nearly at random, play a good chunk of 'Interstellar Overdrive' on one guitar string.

Syd Barrett and Pink Floyd were across the hall from the studio at Abbey Road recording their first record while the Beatles were recording Sgt. Pepper's.

I think I know where George borrowed the time machine, Keruvalia.

Did you happen to see a bunch of midgets anywhere, clutching a map by chance?
Keruvalia
16-02-2005, 06:34
I think I know where George borrowed the time machine, Keruvalia.

Did you happen to see a bunch of midgets anywhere, clutching a map by chance?

Yes ... and those little bastards still owe me the $20 they said they needed for cab fare.

Cheeky little monkeys even sodomized my cat!

On a side note:

http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Bio/gilliam.jpg
Mistress Kimberly
16-02-2005, 06:35
I hate theives!!!! Darn them!

:fluffle:
Bobs Own Pipe
16-02-2005, 07:08
Yes ... and those little bastards still owe me the $20 they said they needed for cab fare.

Cheeky little monkeys even sodomized my cat!

On a side note:

http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Bio/gilliam.jpg

*chuckles*

Oh, that Randall...
Texarkania
16-02-2005, 07:45
Well, as I recall, George Harrison was not a very good time traveling thief since after the Beatles broke up he kicked out a song that someone proved he had "stolen" from them and he had to fork over some big money in a court case.
Bobs Own Pipe
16-02-2005, 07:49
Well, as I recall, George Harrison was not a very good time traveling thief since after the Beatles broke up he kicked out a song that someone proved he had "stolen" from them and he had to fork over some big money in a court case.

Well the problem there was obviously rather than coming forward in time like he was supposed to, he went back in time and as we all know, got caught in his time-travel thievery.