NationStates Jolt Archive

For those single people not involved in the other two threads.

I was involved in one of the other threads, but you looked lonely, so I decided to join you as well. But I'm not really sure if I'm "not arsed either way" about being single.

Yay! Finaly I can be acceptably pigeon-holed, hooray for not being arsed!!

I'm arsed on one side

Monotonous' Humble Opinion on being single: Meh.

It's like: You're free (which is good), but you have this incredible urge to have sex

To be honest, I'm just generally not arsed about anything much. It's very liberating.

Or just, "Yeah. I'm single. Meh." perhaps?

It's like: You're free (which is good), but you have this incredible urge to have sex

We all know that you've been arsed several times, LP.

We all know that you've been arsed several times, LP.
and who did the arsing, VO?

We all know that you've been arsed several times, LP.
Were you there? :fluffle:


.... were you? really?

It's like: You're free (which is good), but you have this incredible urge to have sex

That's when mankind is at it's best. People will tell you that war propells humandkind onto new heights, but they are wrong (and married, or at least getting some). Alan Turing acheived what he did, not because he wanted to help his country, but because he wanted to impress some totty. The manhatten project, loads of scientist all trying to impress some science chick (resulting in a huge explosion may I add).

Not all that arsed really. I have better things to do than whine about my lack of a love life. And far too much to do to really enjoy the lack of a man.

My chemistry coursework has sucked all the caring out of me :p

and who did the arsing, VO?

Why, Eutrusca of course, I hear he has gotten rather frisky in his old age.

That's when mankind is at it's best. People will tell you that war propells humandkind onto new heights, but they are wrong (and married, or at least getting some). Alan Turing acheived what he did, not because he wanted to help his country, but because he wanted to impress some totty. The manhatten project, loads of scientist all trying to impress some science chick (resulting in a huge explosion may I add).

The sad fact is that he's probably right. At least about the Manhatten project, anyway.

Why, Eutrusca of course, I hear he has gotten rather frisky in his old age.

Now there's an image I didn't want...

Now there's an image I didn't want...
That's why I keep my eyes closed

Now there's an image I didn't want...

Because you're jealous. Join the club.

Why, Eutrusca of course, I hear he has gotten rather frisky in his old age.
that is so wrong , bradley. wrong in every sense of all thought and imagination.

Single and likely to stay so until at the earliest June...so I can either like it or lump it. Or not give a damn.

I'm not really arsed at the moment, but next month I have to go to a wedding - where I will know nobody but the groom, and I have no date.

I'm not really arsed at the moment, but next month I have to go to a wedding - where I will know nobody but the groom, and I have no date.

No, that's a good thing! Pissed up sexy bridesmaids!

No, that's a good thing! Pissed up sexy bridesmaids!

Yeah, I half plan to get drunk and then latch onto a promising looking group. Not too sure how sexy the bridesmaids will be but if they're not too fussy - every cloud...

Yeah, I half plan to get drunk and then latch onto a promising looking group. Not too sure how sexy the bridesmaids will be but if they're not too fussy - every cloud...

I thought you were single and not arse either way? That means 'pulse' = sexy.

Hell, less that four legs is generally good enough.

Hell, less that four legs is generally good enough.

I love three legged women.

Except in three-legged races, they invariably kick my ass.

No, that would be a 4-legged woman. 3 for running, one for kicking.

(Hmm, people certain they don't still put coke in Coke...or maybe it's the cherry bit.)

Yes... four legged... wom-an... That's what I mean all along. Yes. Ahem.

Yes... four legged... wom-an... That's what I mean all along. Yes. Ahem.

I'm not prejudiced, I like all kinds of women: Two-legged, four-legged, spread legged...of course they're all spread-legged by the time I've finished with them.

I'm not prejudiced, I like all kinds of women: Two-legged, four-legged, spread legged...of course they're all spread-legged by the time I've finished with them.
I think it would be rather confusing with 4 legs. How the hell do you know which pair to spread?

I think it would be rather confusing with 4 legs. How the hell do you know which pair to spread?

Trial and error mostly - mostly error.

I think it would be rather confusing with 4 legs. How the hell do you know which pair to spread?

Thats why, you just spread both pairs.

Thats why, you just spread both pairs.
but there are 6 pairs :(

Just let her do it. Of course, that means waiting til she's conscious. And hoping she'll still want to when she is.

but there are 6 pairs :(

Has the discussion moved on to sex with anthropods?

Has the discussion moved on to sex with anthropods?

Hell, I was going to bring up inanimate objects in a minute.

Oh, I'm sorry. Did I step outside the realms of good taste?

Has the discussion moved on to sex with anthropods?

It does sound this way.

Has the discussion moved on to sex with anthropods?
No. To maths.

1-2, 1-3, 1-4, 2-3, 2-4, 3-4.

Six pairs of legs

No. To maths.

1-2, 1-3, 1-4, 2-3, 2-4, 3-4.

Six pairs of legs

A woman's leg can never belong to more than one pair. Mark, 3:16