Stalkers! What am I doing right now?
The odd one
15-02-2005, 20:33
and where are you watching me from?
Johnny Wadd
15-02-2005, 20:34
Stop picking your nose, you don't know where that finger has been.
I'm watching from inside your dental work.
Bitchkitten
15-02-2005, 20:35
Reading this post. :p
The odd one
15-02-2005, 20:49
Stop picking your nose, you don't know where that finger has been.
I'm watching from inside your dental work.
*claws madly at dental work*
ow! note to self; stop trying to remove dental work.
:D what a fine set of teeth.
Seosavists
15-02-2005, 20:50
sitting in front of a computer.
If you don't believe me look at my location
*play scarey music*
:eek: :eek: :eek:
You'll never know where I am looking at you from!
Earthling.. oops, I mean fellow Human!
Wuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
ahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahaha and so on.
Randomea
15-02-2005, 21:16
Euw..pea soup.
You should clean this mirror more often.
Stop picking your nose, you don't know where that finger has been.
.
its his finger....i would like to think he knows where its been
unless hes picking his nose with someone elses finger?
bad mental image...
Lascivious Maximus
15-02-2005, 21:39
Honestly, I don't mind you knowing that I'm watching... but didn't your mother tell you not to do that? You'll go blind! :p
Legless Pirates
15-02-2005, 21:41
You have the picture of your mom on one hand, but I can't see your other hand because it's under your desk
The Tribes Of Longton
15-02-2005, 21:54
You have the picture of your mom on one hand, but I can't see your other hand because it's under your desk
I'm under the desk and I can see what is happening. Needless to say, I wish I was in LPs hiding place. Eww.
ProMonkians
15-02-2005, 21:56
I'm under the desk and I can see what is happening. Needless to say, I wish I was in LPs hiding place. Eww.
Totally. Someone should call the RSPCA!
Randomea
15-02-2005, 21:58
I'm under the desk and I can see what is happening. Needless to say, I wish I was in LPs hiding place. Eww.
Give him a hand then. :p
Bogeys and pea soup is not a good combo.
The Tribes Of Longton
15-02-2005, 21:59
Give him a hand then. :p
Bogeys and pea soup is not a good combo.
No way! I'm not touching that, it's all sticky!
Fucking chewing gum.
Diamondelia
15-02-2005, 22:05
This thread went from creepy stalkers to gross mental images. Bravo, each and every one of you, bravo. And by the way.........................I saw that coming. Oooohhhh......creepy huh? Maybe I'm the stalker :eek:
The Tribes Of Longton
15-02-2005, 22:23
This thread went from creepy stalkers to gross mental images. Bravo, each and every one of you, bravo. And by the way.........................I saw that coming. Oooohhhh......creepy huh? Maybe I'm the stalker :eek:
Diamondelia...diamond....Oh, here you are. You're my 3amO'clock appointment. Sorry, I've only got 15 minutes. Busy night tonight for me. I'll tell you what, I'll throw in an extra hour on my next appointment with you, now I can't say fairer than that. OK? ;)
Diamondelia
15-02-2005, 22:26
Diamondelia...diamond....Oh, here you are. You're my 3amO'clock appointment. Sorry, I've only got 15 minutes. Busy night tonight for me. I'll tell you what, I'll throw in an extra hour on my next appointment with you, now I can't say fairer than that. OK? ;)
Sure, that's fine. But I have to go, so talk to you later. ;)
The Tribes Of Longton
15-02-2005, 22:27
Sure, that's fine. But I have to go, so talk to you later. ;)
Well, OK. But I have LP just before you, so I may be some time... :eek:
Randomea
15-02-2005, 22:27
And by the way.........................I saw that coming.
Oh dear.
The odd one
16-02-2005, 18:06
wow this kinda got out of hand.
which is kind of good for a stupid idea i thought of on the bus......
The Tribes Of Longton
16-02-2005, 18:10
wow this kinda got out of hand.
which is kind of good for a stupid idea i thought of on the bus......
Remeber the short woman in the battered rain-coat?
YES! THAT WAS ME!
*puts on high voice, in a devonish accent*
Ooh, could I just sit there sir!
There is nothing I won't stoop to!
Legless Pirates
16-02-2005, 18:11
Well, OK. But I have LP just before you, so I may be some time... :eek:
Is that a cauliflower in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
New Sancrosanctia
16-02-2005, 18:14
Is that a cauliflower in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Why can't it be both? :(
Legless Pirates
16-02-2005, 18:15
Why can't it be both? :(
it's not an exclusive "or" :rolleyes:
New Sancrosanctia
16-02-2005, 18:16
it's not an exclusive "or" :rolleyes:
Ok. I happen to like cauliflower. and having erections.
Legless Pirates
16-02-2005, 18:18
Ok. I happen to like cauliflower. and having erections.
It depends on where they would be I think :(
The odd one
16-02-2005, 18:20
i prefer broccoli to cauliflower
The Tribes Of Longton
16-02-2005, 18:20
I'll clear this up, shall I? It's a banana. Sat juuust next to my erection.
Harlesburg
16-02-2005, 18:20
I'm under the desk and I can see what is happening. Needless to say, I wish I was in LPs hiding place. Eww.
Yeah Splat.!! :p -right in your face.
Im up a Tree.Watching Tink. ;)
Harlesburg
16-02-2005, 18:22
This thread went from creepy stalkers to gross mental images. Bravo, each and every one of you, bravo. And by the way.........................I saw that coming. Oooohhhh......creepy huh? Maybe I'm the stalker :eek:
I bet you saw a lot of things coming Sicko!
The Tribes Of Longton
16-02-2005, 18:36
Yeah Splat.!! :p -right in your face.
Im up a Tree.Watching Tink. ;)
Ah ha! I am that tree!
*acts like a tree*
For I, am the scarlet pimpernel!
Neo-Anarchists
16-02-2005, 18:39
Ah ha! I am that tree!
*acts like a tree*
For I, am the scarlet pimpernel!
Scarlet pumpernickel?
If your bread is dark red, there's probably a problem with it...
The Tribes Of Longton
16-02-2005, 18:41
Scarlet pumpernickel?
If your bread is dark red, there's probably a problem with it...
Do you remember that half-loaf of bread that was sat in your breadbin for some time?
YES! IT WAS I!!!
*acts like bread*
The odd one
16-02-2005, 18:42
Do you remember that half-loaf of bread that was sat in your breadbin for some time?
YES! IT WAS I!!!
*acts like bread*
is that what that smell was?
Neo-Anarchists
16-02-2005, 18:43
Do you remember that half-loaf of bread that was sat in your breadbin for some time?
YES! IT WAS I!!!
*acts like bread*
Oh yeah?
WELL I WAS THE BREADBOX!!!
The Tribes Of Longton
16-02-2005, 18:44
Oh yeah?
WELL I WAS THE BREADBOX!!!
Mein Gott! But didn't we..... :eek:
The odd one
16-02-2005, 18:49
kinda makes me wonder about the toaster.....
Legless Pirates
16-02-2005, 18:58
I am an old union salesman. 'Oo will buy my unions?
*raises glasses*
Eet eez I. Leclerc
The Tribes Of Longton
16-02-2005, 19:51
I am an old union salesman. 'Oo will buy my unions?
*raises glasses*
Eet eez I. Leclerc
Oh, Reneé! Sorry, I had to say that.