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Destroy the moon!

31
15-02-2005, 00:58
For decades man has dreamed of destroying the moon! What do you think? It is so smug up there, reflecting light as if the light is its property!!! Com'on people, we all know that the light the moon receives comes from the sun! THE SUN!!! SO I say, destroy the moon, punish it for all those years of theiving. Get on the bandwagon, join the team for the big win. . .do stuff.
Malkyer
15-02-2005, 01:00
http://www.imao.us/docs/NukeTheMoon.htm

read.
31
15-02-2005, 01:06
IS no idea original? Well, I will have to think of something else. :(
New Genoa
15-02-2005, 01:08
Ive always wanted to drop a log on the moon. Too bad those right-wing authoritarian anti-sex communist nazis won't let me.
The Silver Moon Clan
15-02-2005, 01:11
You are all evil people.

(Plus, without the moon the tides of the ocean and the magnetic pole of the earth would be so messed up it could cause the destruction of the planet.)
Malkyer
15-02-2005, 01:12
(Plus, without the moon the tides of the ocean and the magnetic pole of the earth would be so messed up it could cause destruction of the planet.)

You and your stupid science. :p
New Genoa
15-02-2005, 01:12
Not if we pointed guns at it. then we'll show nature who's boss.
Burtoniaa
15-02-2005, 01:13
I believe you are on crack, or some other kind of drug, like magic mushrooms or something
The Silver Moon Clan
15-02-2005, 01:14
The moon is awesome why would you want to destroy it and is beauty.
31
15-02-2005, 01:14
Damn right! Put a Colt Peacemaker in the moon's face and it will know who is boss!!
New Genoa
15-02-2005, 01:15
The moon is awesome why would you want to destroy it and is beauty.

Because cheese smells.
N00t
15-02-2005, 01:15
Are you all retarded? If you destroy the moon all the tides would go out of control and large parts of land will be covered in water and other areas will become very familiar with drought. I think who ever made this thread should stop talking. Shoot and score :sniper:
The Silver Moon Clan
15-02-2005, 01:17
Are you all retarded? If you destroy the moon all the tides would go out of control and large parts of land will be covered in water and other areas will become very familiar with drought. I think who ever made this thread should stop talking. Shoot and score :sniper:

Lol I already said that.
The Silver Moon Clan
15-02-2005, 01:18
Plus I added the fact that the magnetic poles would be messed up causing who knows what to happen.
New Genoa
15-02-2005, 01:18
Are you all retarded? If you destroy the moon all the tides would go out of control and large parts of land will be covered in water and other areas will become very familiar with drought. I think who ever made this thread should stop talking. Shoot and score :sniper:

look, nature don't got shit on us. just put a gun to it's head and it'll start shaking in its wee little boots.
31
15-02-2005, 01:18
I made this thread and I think anyone who takes it seriously should stop talking. naa naa naa. :gundge: I will take my toys and go home, someday.
Malkyer
15-02-2005, 01:18
You guys do realize that the thread starter is joking?

At least, I hope he is...*heads indoors, just to be safe in case the moon falls or something*
New Genoa
15-02-2005, 01:19
Plus I added the fact that the magnetic poles would be messed up causing who knows what to happen.

Right would become left. Black would become indigo. And Celine Dion will become Algerian.
The Silver Moon Clan
15-02-2005, 01:20
You guys do realize that the thread starter is joking?

At least, I hope he is...*heads indoors, just to be safe in case the moon falls or something*

Of course I do I just like to argue (look at other threads I have been in lol).
Burtoniaa
15-02-2005, 01:21
look, nature don't got shit on us. just put a gun to it's head and it'll start shaking in its wee little boots.

..........Or Not
The Silver Moon Clan
15-02-2005, 01:22
*nature walks in*

Hey stop mocking me!
Malkyer
15-02-2005, 01:23
And Celine Dion will become Algerian.

Would that necessarily be any worse than what's going on right now?
Ramissle
15-02-2005, 01:23
Natures got nothing on us! After the moon, we'll burn down all the forests! And then we'll make ARTIFICIAL oxygen. Followed by shooting all the wild marshmellow deer (indigenus to New Jersey). WHO'S LAUGHING NOW NATURE!?
New Genoa
15-02-2005, 01:23
..........Or Not

you obviously never took naturology
Neo-Anarchists
15-02-2005, 01:24
WHO'S LAUGHING NOW NATURE!?
Me.
:D
Hammolopolis
15-02-2005, 01:25
I think I am going to carve my name into the moon, or faling that "CHA"
New Genoa
15-02-2005, 01:25
Would that necessarily be any worse than what's going on right now?

Algeria would nuke Tunisia.
The Silver Moon Clan
15-02-2005, 01:26
Natures got nothing on us! After the moon, we'll burn down all the forests! And then we'll make ARTIFICIAL oxygen. Followed by shooting all the wild marshmellow deer (indigenus to New Jersey). WHO'S LAUGHING NOW NATURE!?

Wow you are stupid to think that we can live without nature. You are lucky that nature is here to help you out. BE MORE GREATFUL!!!
31
15-02-2005, 01:27
If the moon were to be destroyed then the US would no longer have property rights to the moon. It would improve US relations with all the American haters. Sorry, I don't mean to start another US hate/love thread. Of course, I did bring it up in this post. . .but I only brought it up to. . .oh damn.
New Genoa
15-02-2005, 01:27
Wow you are stupid to think that we can live without nature. You are lucky that nature is here to help you out. BE MORE GREATFUL!!!

this is bullshit don't believe it or I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU
The Silver Moon Clan
15-02-2005, 01:28
this is bullshit don't believe it or I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU

Wow...a little violent I think.
Ramissle
15-02-2005, 01:28
NO WAY MAN!!!
I don't need nature! I'll survive on personal ads from San Francisco and New York Sewer alligaters!
Norkshwaneesvik
15-02-2005, 01:30
Think of the Narwhals.
Norkshwaneesvik
15-02-2005, 01:31
I have througholy enjoyed the banter in this thread. :p
Norkshwaneesvik
15-02-2005, 01:32
THATS POPPYCOCK! :eek:
Norkshwaneesvik
15-02-2005, 01:33
Sorry for the random people getting on to my thing and adding whatever they please. :p
New Genoa
15-02-2005, 01:34
THATS POPPYCOCK! :eek:

OMG YOU SAID POPPY
Norkshwaneesvik
15-02-2005, 01:35
OMG YOU SAID POPPY

Yes, I did in fact say the word "poppy".
Land Sector A-7G
15-02-2005, 01:35
Dude the moon is cool, leave it chillin up there.
31
15-02-2005, 01:35
And about the tides. Don't worry about the tides being effected. . .most of us don't surf so it won't bother us at all! We can happily live without tides.
Teh Cameron Clan
15-02-2005, 01:36
Plus I added the fact that the magnetic poles would be messed up causing who knows what to happen.

serously we all kno what happened in the movie the core whith out our magnitic field ;D
The Silver Moon Clan
15-02-2005, 01:36
And about the tides. Don't worry about the tides being effected. . .most of us don't surf so it won't bother us at all! We can happily live without tides.

lol
Norkshwaneesvik
15-02-2005, 01:37
sorry. :)
The Silver Moon Clan
15-02-2005, 01:38
sorry. :)

It's ok just never do it again ;)
31
15-02-2005, 01:38
Time to make a new thread. :eek:
Norkshwaneesvik
15-02-2005, 01:39
Im a man of my word.
New Genoa
15-02-2005, 01:39
Dude the moon is cool, leave it chillin up there.

No.
Norkshwaneesvik
15-02-2005, 01:40
yeah, that would be a good idea. The moon just kinda got up and left the room.
The Silver Moon Clan
15-02-2005, 01:40
The cat says "oink" the pig says "woof" the dog says "meow" and the cow says "How are you today"
Israelities et Buddist
15-02-2005, 01:40
And about the tides. Don't worry about the tides being effected. . .most of us don't surf so it won't bother us at all! We can happily live without tides.
I SURF DUDE. LEAVE THE MOON ALONE OR HAVE THE WOLRD THROWN OUT OF BALANCE AND HAVE G-D EAT YOU!
The Silver Moon Clan
15-02-2005, 01:41
No.

Lol nice answer
Norkshwaneesvik
15-02-2005, 01:42
The cat says "oink" the pig says "woof" the dog says "meow" and the cow says "How are you today"



OO OO OO and the Narwhal starts squeaking and hopping like a jackrabbit in the forest. Can't forget that... GET OFF OF ME!! *Sounds of choking and screaming, and then suddenly Sandstorm starts playing in the backgrounds and everybody forgets their problems.*
Nazi Germany 666
15-02-2005, 01:43
dude i would so help u destroy the moon

SO SAYS HITLER
New Genoa
15-02-2005, 01:44
Can I moon you
The Silver Moon Clan
15-02-2005, 01:45
Can I moon you

No, but you can moon the moon.
Norkshwaneesvik
15-02-2005, 01:45
No, but you can moon the moon.

That would add alot to society.
New Genoa
15-02-2005, 01:46
That would add alot to society.

Like poo that eats you
Norkshwaneesvik
15-02-2005, 01:47
...sure.



Haha... I said Narhwal.
Frisbeeteria
15-02-2005, 01:47
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....HEY THATS MY THING!!!! :mad:
The Silver Moon Clan, stop it with the ooo spamming. Enough already.

~ Frisbeeteria ~
NationStates Moderator Team
Norkshwaneesvik
15-02-2005, 01:48
Did You hear me? NARWAHL!!
Norkshwaneesvik
15-02-2005, 01:49
narwhal
The Silver Moon Clan
15-02-2005, 01:49
The Silver Moon Clan, stop it with the ooo spamming. Enough already.

~ Frisbeeteria ~
NationStates Moderator Team

Sorry. I got a little out of hand but it was all for humor.
Israelities et Buddist
15-02-2005, 01:52
this thread is getting more and more confusing.
The Silver Moon Clan
15-02-2005, 01:54
this thread is getting more and more confusing.

GOOD. Be confused. THATS WHAT WE WANT. Fall deeper into the web of confusion that I weave. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Swimmingpool
15-02-2005, 02:01
WHY STOP THERE???
DESTROY THE SUN!!!
Hammolopolis
15-02-2005, 02:01
Did You hear me? NARWAHL!!
http://www.newfoundlandphotography.com/marklane/images/narwhal-narwhale-002.jpg
Narwhat?
New Genoa
15-02-2005, 02:16
WHY STOP THERE???
DESTROY THE SUN!!!

We already have...
Tarlachia
15-02-2005, 04:47
Destroy the moon...hmm...

Kinda reminds me of this:

War on Water (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=290878&page=1&pp=15)