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Get yer Rocks off

Crackdemons
14-02-2005, 23:56
:sniper: :sniper: Get your rocks off :D

:sniper:
Happy valentines day everybody!
To ensure a valentines night you'll never forget just follow the following steps:

Find a Crack House
Find enough cash for a couple of rocks
Get out of the crack house BEFORE you befriend the gun toting pimp (he's
the one sat in the corner with that young mule on his knee)
Empty a can of coke
and get cracking

Guaranteed to excite the most depleted of relationships adding sparkle just like diamonds.

Just remember , if you can't get her the real thing, this one will soon be as popular. She'll be wanting it all the time.
:headbang:



Don't forget for those of you unable to secure a steady supply of the kind of rocks ladies really love, you can download an order from Crackdemons, You know where we are, we ain't going anywhere.