What Would a World Dictator Say?
I thought this would be fun, come up with quotes that you think a man or woman would say if they were planning, or if they had conquered the world.
"World peace can only be acheived through world domination!"
Eternal Dragon DPRK
14-02-2005, 21:20
"I am your Sun.....The Sun shall shine the rightous path for those loyal....The Sun will give life.....And the Sun will strike the wrath of the the almighty among those not worshipping the Sun..."
Conceptualists
14-02-2005, 21:21
"A dictatorship is a hell of a lot easier with me in charge."
The Tribes Of Longton
14-02-2005, 21:21
"Whaddya mean, opinion? To the Gulag with thee!"
Swimmingpool
14-02-2005, 21:22
I thought this would be fun, come up with quotes that you think a man or woman would say if they were planning, or if they had conquered the world.
"World peace can only be acheived through world domination!"
Actually that's what the neocons say.
http://www.newamericancentury.org/
Actually that's what the neocons say.
http://www.newamericancentury.org/
What!? AHH! I thought I came up with it at pizza hut that one night some moons ago!
Bobs Own Pipe
14-02-2005, 21:27
Easy.
"Would you like fries with that?"
Conceptualists
14-02-2005, 21:30
What!? AHH! I thought I came up with it at pizza hut that one night some moons ago!
Maybe the Neo-Cons had bugged the crust.
Maybe the Neo-Cons had bugged the crust.
I knew something was wrong with it!
The Tribes Of Longton
14-02-2005, 21:31
Hang on, a world dictator wouldn't say anything to the masses. His cronies would do that. And even then, it would usually be along the lines of "this way, sir - that's right into one of our 'Happy Camps' of Forced labour"
Neo-Anarchists
14-02-2005, 21:31
I knew something was wrong with it!
Yeah, there was that crunchy hard bit that chipped a tooth...
:D
I think you've missed the obvious.
"ALL YOUR BASE AE BELONG TO US." - Cats
Neo-Anarchists
14-02-2005, 21:33
I think you've missed the obvious.
"ALL YOUR BASE AE BELONG TO US." - Cats
And the oppressed revolutionaries would respond with "You have no chance to survive make your time."
Neo-Anarchists
14-02-2005, 21:36
"What you say?"
*coup*
*during coup*
"Somebody set up us the bomb!"
Legless Pirates
14-02-2005, 21:37
"Oh yeah?.... Well..... Screw you"
Eutrusca
14-02-2005, 21:39
"What Would a World Dictator Say?"
"You're all dooomed! Mwahahahahaha!" :D
Neo-Anarchists
14-02-2005, 21:40
"It's only a very small army. Really. You don't have to worry about a thing!"
"Am I forcing you to do anything? Noooo, I'm just persuading you to follow my beleifs in a harsh way!" :D
i guess a world dictator would say "hello" once in a while...
Poptartrea
14-02-2005, 21:49
Members of the Directory, if you give me full control over the military I promise I will lead France to glor*coup*
Legless Pirates
14-02-2005, 21:50
"Vive le Monde" :eek:
The French > all
MAWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA, I'll have the cookies now.
"This isn't the brutal crushing of YOUR civil rights, it's the brutal crushing of TERRORIST civil rights!"
Legless Pirates
14-02-2005, 22:28
"Pinky! Are you pondering what I'm pondering? I think so Brain, but only Ostriches put their head in the sand" <- this one's a looney
"Pinky! Are you pondering what I'm pondering? I think so Brain, but only Ostriches put their head in the sand" <- this one's a looney
Hey sometimes I talk to my fingers! :p
South Osettia
14-02-2005, 22:42
"I didn't overthrow that weakling government just so that some pansy-assed politician in a fancy waistcoat could make the decisions and drink champagne through a soda straw! Where the hell's my drink with a mini-umbrella!?!"
CanuckHeaven
14-02-2005, 22:48
I am your benevolent dictator. Give me your benevolence and I will tell you what to do.
Bono is the Messiah
14-02-2005, 23:00
"You must learn of my peaceful ways through force."
Vittos Ordination
14-02-2005, 23:02
I've heard the call. I believe God wants me to run for president...err, take over the world.
Harlesburg
17-02-2005, 05:50
"You have nothing to offer me but your blood,sweet,tears and your first born."
Lunatic Goofballs
17-02-2005, 05:54
Planning:
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
"I think so Brain, but where am I going to find chaps my size?"
After conquest:
"Lets all get NEKKED!!!"
"I, Dick Chaney-Bot #324, do solemnly swear..."
"There is nothing to worry about; everything is completely under control."
The South Islands
17-02-2005, 16:46
"Lets all eat pasta!!!!"
"While I take over with my army of Chicken Wontons"
Fimble loving peoples
17-02-2005, 16:52
"Get me some chicken."
Nevareion
17-02-2005, 16:52
"Gimme!"
Whispering Legs
17-02-2005, 16:54
Bend over here it comes again!
The South Islands
17-02-2005, 16:56
Bend over here it comes again!
Ewwwwwww
Greedy Pig
17-02-2005, 17:10
All the four corners of the earth bow down to me, and they shall know my name, that I am the Lord your God.
My little Playthings... This is the Captain speaking.. Tooot Tooot.. We're going to build a giant rocketship and blow up the moon. Why? Because we can.
In honour of Machine Head *who would be locked in the basement of my awesome cool wicked laser palace thingy, to play live whenever I feel I want to hear them*
"I'm your god now" said from a podium several hundred feet up whilst my black coated armies sweep the civilian population before them XD BWAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... what, planning this, me? Naaa
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runs
Super-power
17-02-2005, 21:11
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room!"