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Since that special day is here. Dont act like you dont know what I mean, Valentines Day. So since I just turned 21 and I already have a "better half" I decided to make a thread for all you singles and looking. Well NS may not have the greatest pool of eligible bachelors and bachlorettes, Im sure there is someone here that you like. So tell them so! They wont bite! (hopefully) Have at it (since Im sick I wont be able to keep this up.)

(since Im sick I wont be able to keep this up.)
*chuckles*


sorry :fluffle:

Well NS may not have the greatest pool of eligible bachelors and bachlorettes...
oi!

i'm Suitor Number 1, my name is Huw and i'm taking a BSc in Politics at Cardiff Uni :p

*chuckles*


sorry :fluffle:
You horny horny little boy/girl. Sho Sho !


is that an oui like yes or Jewish heriatage of oy.

...boy/girl...
It's because of my long hair isn't it? :(

I don't know if it's really possible to "like" a person you know only via text on a screen.

I don't know if it's really possible to "like" a person you know only via text on a screen.

I dunno about that, I kinda dig that Kanabia guy.

I dunno about that, I kinda dig that Kanabia guy.
yeah. He's HOT!

It's because of my long hair isn't it? :(
I havent seen you and I had dreds up till last week.

You can, because you get to know thier personality a little more instead of looks.

oh kanabia your getting some love.

yeah. He's HOT!

Oh, I can't forget that sexy Legless Pirates chap. Loooooooooove the long hair!

Hey Israelities, have you ever burnt your pubes while dancing naked around a campfire?

Oh, I can't forget that sexy Legless Pirates chap. Loooooooooove the long hair!

Hey Israelites, have you ever burnt your pubes while dancing naked around a campfire?
I would have never geused KAnabia! Call Fenix sometime. lol

Ahh let me think about it. NOO!!! you pervert. have you :confused:

I would have never geused KAnabia! Call Fenix sometime. lol

>.>

Hey Israelities, have you ever burnt your pubes while dancing naked around a campfire?
I guess some thing really tend to stick to you.... :fluffle:

.... no not those things. :(

>.>
I believe you mean >.>

Oh dear, this thread is going downhill fast.

Anyone want some protein shake?

Oh dear, this thread is going downhill fast.

Anyone want some protein shake?
I say we abandon ship quickly! *proceeds to jump into the ocean with a life raft*

I like video games, comic books, sci-fi and fantasy RPGs, classic rock, and a nice, big Arby's sammich with tons of Arby's sauce. :P

<_<
>_>

I like video games, comic books, sci-fi and fantasy RPGs, classic rock, and a nice, big Arby's sammich with tons of Arby's sauce. :P

<_<
>_>
Can someone say AMERICAN!

I believe you mean >.>

Don't you mean BIZARRO >.>

And yes Kanabia, I would.

*is lost*

*is lost*
Crucifixion? First door on the left, one cross each

Nope, freedom.
So that means I'm still lost.

Since that special day is here. Dont act like you dont know what I mean, Valentines Day. So since I just turned 21 and I already have a "better half" I decided to make a thread for all you singles and looking. Well NS may not have the greatest pool of eligible bachelors and bachlorettes, Im sure there is someone here that you like. So tell them so! They wont bite! (hopefully) Have at it (since Im sick I wont be able to keep this up.)
Well, I'm single and sorta looking, but no one wants an old man with a partial disability and not much money. :(

Well, I'm single and sorta looking, but no one wants an old man with a partial disability and not much money. :(
DOnt get so down on yourself. BE HAPPY!

Anyone ever seen 'Blind Date'? Don't you just hate the insufferable pricks they pick for that show? You get three clones, all studying Economics at some bloody college in cambridge (where they obviously also all row in coxless pairs. Or just coxless in general), all answering shite questions from some wannabe-model.

What I want to see is more like this:

Cilla Black: OK fellas, tell us about yourself. Lorra lorra, vague scouse rubbish.

No. 1: I'm Clive, and I'm a heroin addict from Scunthorpe. I live in a small box under a train station, and I've got AIDS.

No. 2: I'm Tim, and I'm actually a woman. I've got congenital warts and scabies.

No. 3: I'm Cthulu, the devourer of worlds. Flee before me, puny humans, and I shall still destroy you, for I am the adversary and there can be no escape.

All being asked questions by Sharon, a 35-stone bull dyke from a council estate in Hull. She's got 14 kids and anger management problems. And she's forty eight.

The questions go something like this:

Question 1: What the f**k are you looking at?

Question 2: If I threw up in your mouth, would you still want to shag me?

Question 3: Do you fancy a quickie in the carpark round the back of Megabowl?

Down with Cilla Black! Down with crap dating shows involving semi-realistic halfwit middle-class arse bandits!

Oh, and instead of a holiday, they get three days in sunny Beruit, and some bastard robs both their houses. Or box, in Clive's case.

I don't know if it's really possible to "like" a person you know only via text on a screen.

It's got to be better than liking someone because of a fleeting glimpse you got of them from across the mall. At least through text on the screen you can have some idea of who they are. And what they like to argue about. :D

Anyone ever seen 'Blind Date'? Don't you just hate the insufferable pricks they pick for that show? You get three clones, all studying Economics at some bloody college in cambridge (where they obviously also all row in coxless pairs. Or just coxless in general), all answering shite questions from some wannabe-model.

What I want to see is more like this:

Cilla Black: OK fellas, tell us about yourself. Lorra lorra, vague scouse rubbish.

No. 1: I'm Clive, and I'm a heroin addict from Scunthorpe. I live in a small box under a train station, and I've got AIDS.

No. 2: I'm Tim, and I'm actually a woman. I've got congenital warts and scabies.

No. 3: I'm Cthulu, the devourer of worlds. Flee before me, puny humans, and I shall still destroy you, for I am the adversary and there can be no escape.

All being asked questions by Sharon, a 35-stone bull dyke from a council estate in Hull. She's got 14 kids and anger management problems. And she's forty eight.

The questions go something like this:

Question 1: What the f**k are you looking at?

Question 2: If I threw up in your mouth, would you still want to shag me?

Question 3: Do you fancy a quickie in the carpark round the back of Megabowl?

Down with Cilla Black! Down with crap dating shows involving semi-realistic halfwit middle-class arse bandits!
OOOOH OOOH INTERESTING ID WATCH!

It's got to be better than liking someone because of a fleeting glimpse you got of them from across the mall. At least through text on the screen you can have some idea of who they are. And what they like to argue about. :DI think I agree, if I understand this post properly.

Well, I'm single and sorta looking, but no one wants an old man with a partial disability and not much money. :(

I know a fellow with serious health issues who's even missing a few body parts who still gets chased by the ladies. He's in his late 40's, so I grant that as a grandfather you may be older than him.

Women seem to like him because he has a good attitude, is friendly, and always ready for a little flirting and flattery. He's a commitment-phobe though.

Anyway, what I mean to say is 'sorta-looking' may be more of a problem than any disability or lack of cash. You seem to be a little crusty on the outside, but you're smart and kind where it counts, and that means a lot. Aimless, half-hearted efforts aren't successful in business or on the battlefield and they don't help any in the romance department either. [Insert cheesy military analogy to romance here.] ;)

I know a fellow with serious health issues who's even missing a few body parts who still gets chased by the ladies. He's in his late 40's, so I grant that as a grandfather you may be older than him.

Women seem to like him because he has a good attitude, is friendly, and always ready for a little flirting and flattery. He's a commitment-phobe though.

Anyway, what I mean to say is 'sorta-looking' may be more of a problem than any disability or lack of cash. You seem to be a little crusty on the outside, but you're smart and kind where it counts, and that means a lot. Aimless, half-hearted efforts aren't successful in business or on the battlefield and they don't help any in the romance department either. [Insert cheesy military analogy to romance here.] ;)
Very good
very inspriational.

I know a fellow with serious health issues who's even missing a few body parts who still gets chased by the ladies. He's in his late 40's, so I grant that as a grandfather you may be older than him.

Women seem to like him because he has a good attitude, is friendly, and always ready for a little flirting and flattery. He's a commitment-phobe though.

Anyway, what I mean to say is 'sorta-looking' may be more of a problem than any disability or lack of cash. You seem to be a little crusty on the outside, but you're smart and kind where it counts, and that means a lot. Aimless, half-hearted efforts aren't successful in business or on the battlefield and they don't help any in the romance department either. [Insert cheesy military analogy to romance here.] ;)
Heh! Oh, I know how to be intense and make myself attractive, but it's just so much of an uphill battle [ to insert another "cheesy military analogy" here ] that I usually don't bother. Besides, I suspect that somewhere in the back of this pea-brain I inherited is the hope that my ex and I may eventually be able to reconcile someday. Despite everything, we still love each other and are the best of friends. ;)

I'll be bachlorette number one.

Hello, I'm a psychotic cat nut from Texas. I have a big mouth and will argue with a fence post. I cuss like a sailor and have no domestic skills. I smoke like a fiend, and am domineering. You'll never get a word in edgewise and we always have to do what I want.
On the negative side, I have no money and spend all night on NS arguing. But I do love sex, have the morals of an alley cat and am fond of other psychotics.

I do love sex, have the morals of an alley cat and am fond of other psychotics.

[ Does his best imitation of a total psychotic! ] :D

Heh! Oh, I know how to be intense and make myself attractive, but it's just so much of an uphill battle [ to insert another "cheesy military analogy" here ] that I usually don't bother. Besides, I suspect that somewhere in the back of this pea-brain I inherited is the hope that my ex and I may eventually be able to reconcile someday. Despite everything, we still love each other and are the best of friends. ;)

Aha! Thus the half-heartedness in looking for love. Well, as long as you know why, and are enjoying life as is. That's the main thing.

And of course, there are a lot of NSers with spare hugs and fluffles if you need them!

I'll be bachlorette number one.

Hello, I'm a psychotic cat nut from Texas. I have a big mouth and will argue with a fence post. I cuss like a sailor and have no domestic skills. I smoke like a fiend, and am domineering. You'll never get a word in edgewise and we always have to do what I want.
On the negative side, I have no money and spend all night on NS arguing. But I do love sex, have the morals of an alley cat and am fond of other psychotics.
Hello, I"m PlutonianEmpire. How are you? :D :fluffle:

I love the Nekkid Bubble guy. He's tall, handsome, got quite an imagination, and he's hung like Snufalupogus! (Only problem is that the only people that can see it are Big Bird, and little kids!)

Aha! Thus the half-heartedness in looking for love. Well, as long as you know why, and are enjoying life as is. That's the main thing.

And of course, there are a lot of NSers with spare hugs and fluffles if you need them!
Hugs and fluffles are always welcomed with open arms! :D

Lanna wishes all of you a very Happy Valentine's Day!

S I N G L E P R I D E :)

Hi my name is Loki1 nice to meet all the happy people out there :eek:

Hi my name is Loki1 nice to meet all the happy people out there :eek:
what is that supose to mean.

what is that supose to mean.

ummmm nothing :D

Hey people I HOT!!!!!! and I expect you to take my word for it. (just joking)


Nahh I'm single......can't help it. I don't know how to attract the opposite gender...... :headbang:

Hey people I HOT!!!!!! and I expect you to take my word for it. (just joking)


Nahh I'm single......can't help it. I don't know how to attract the opposite gender...... :headbang:


Lie a lot. It seems to work really well. You might want to find some way of avoiding feeling any guilt at all about anything ever again. Amphetamines do this very well.

Lie a lot. It seems to work really well. You might want to find some way of avoiding feeling any guilt at all about anything ever again. Amphetamines do this very well.
THATS NOT THE KIND OF SUPPORT I WANT ON THIS THREAD! NOW GO! SHOO! SHOO!

My suggestion is to do the opposite of what he says.

Meh. I'm single. But I've also given up, so...meh.

my guess is that this is dominated by pale, sweaty, smelly american guys.
If there is any ladies from new zealand or australia here, feel free to telegram me.

Meh. I'm single. But I've also given up, so...meh.
Oh Never do that! Never give up! Never surrender! Now Go find someone!

and K Ill have you know I am a guy, living in a the US, but dont have an american passport, not sweaty, and I actually lived almost a year in australia.

my guess is that this is dominated by pale, sweaty, smelly american guys.
If there is any ladies from new zealand or australia here, feel free to telegram me.
I am not sweaty, smelly or American. I am quite pale though, as I live in Britain where I get the sun about once a month. But what's wrong with pale? Just means I won't get skin cancer like white people living in hot climates are more likely to get.

Oh Never do that! Never give up! Never surrender! Now Go find someone!
Hey! That sounds like our Team's motto from Vietnam: "Never give up, never surrender, never say 'die,' and take NO MFing prisoners!" :D

my guess is that this is dominated by pale, sweaty, smelly american guys.
If there is any ladies from new zealand or australia here, feel free to telegram me.
i may be pale and american but im not swety or smelly :P

Hey! That sounds like our Team's motto from Vietnam: "Never give up, never surrender, never say 'die,' and take NO MFing prisoners!" :D
For some reason I feel the connection between the two are getting weaker as time proceeds.

Awwww... :(

No girl wants to meet me?

:(

*Looks around the area for a corner, only to find none, but does locate that mile-high cliff and slowly walks towards it*

my guess is that this is dominated by pale, sweaty, smelly american guys.


My guess is your probably right....


*Looks around the area for a corner, only to find none, but does locate that mile-high cliff and slowly walks towards it*
*Hands TPE a parachute*

I am not sweaty, smelly or American. I am quite pale though, as I live in Britain where I get the sun about once a month. But what's wrong with pale? Just means I won't get skin cancer like white people living in hot climates are more likely to get.

I didn't say there was anything wrong with being pale, but there is something wrong if you only get the sun once a month. Why just last week I got sunburn after swimming at my beach across the road.
I'd say that I am happy to be able to have a bright sun and moderate climate than some dull grey place like Britain.

That said, I am interested in an albino lady I am friends with. But I'll accept any good looking lady from NZ or OZ.

Awwww... :(

No girl wants to meet me?

:(

*Looks around the area for a corner, only to find none, but does locate that mile-high cliff and slowly walks towards it*

NO MAN DONT DO IT! DONT DO IT!

Awwww... :(

No girl wants to meet me?

:(

*Looks around the area for a corner, only to find none, but does locate that mile-high cliff and slowly walks towards it*

No! Can't be doing with that *Runs over and drags him back*

If I wasn't taken....grr.... I can offer fluffles though :fluffle: and also remind you that going off cliffs isn't the best way to find girls... Need to stick around and keep hope and carry on being the lovely person you are :)

My guess is your probably right....


*Hands TPE a parachute*
HOW DARE YOU! I think we need to speak outside.

HOW DARE YOU! I think we need to speak outside.
:sniper:
*runs*

*sound of TPE dropping by*

.....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa........

*sound of TPE dropping by*

.....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa........
Roffle

:sniper:
*runs*
YOU BETTER *proceeds to chase with :sniper: * DIE DIE DIE! *branin falls off cliff and chusins TPE's fall*

*sound of TPE AND Branin dropping by*

.....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa........
.....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawait for meeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa........

*sound of TPE AND Branin dropping by*

.....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa........
.....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawait for meeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa........
Branin is bigger and therefore falls faster.

Branin is bigger and therefore falls faster.
No he doesn't..... have you learned nothing in physics?

No he doesn't..... have you learned nothing in physics?
you forget this is in an alternate world. (one of 144 to be exact) MY WORLD! MY RULES!

you forget this is in an alternate world. (on of 144 to be exact) MY WORLD! MY RULES!
Any more rules I need to know? :fluffle:

Any more rules I need to know? :fluffle:
Yes Atlantis is safe and.... Oh what the hell I give up metaphysics you need to read not have retold.

*carefully walks around*

*carefully walks around*
Becareful the planes are merging creating a warp stopping all life right where you are!

Becareful the planes are merging creating a warp stopping all life right where you are!
Crap
*dies*

Crap
*dies*
WOOO HOOO I WIN and therefore bring you back to life! *chants "GAnge HUnma TYse" x3*, but Branin can stay dead!

Bastard.... Get me back to my 40 virgins

Because we can apparently ignore physics...
*flies* :fluffle:

For some reason I feel the connection between the two are getting weaker as time proceeds.

Um ... "connection" between what two? :confused:

*Claps hands*

<WOOSH!>

*TPE falls through the newly created wormhole, and lands safely back up on the cliff*

There had BETTER be a good reason for this! :D :fluffle: :D

*Claps hands*

<WOOSH!>

*TPE falls through the newly created wormhole, and lands safely back up on the cliff*

There had BETTER be a good reason for this! :D :fluffle: :D
I destroyed the hole and freeze you before yoiu can jump. Branin NO flying for you, you stay dead.

Bastard.... Get me back to my 40 virgins
NEVER! SAY NEVER!

NEVER! SAY NEVER!
I don't like your rules at all :p

I don't like your rules at all :p
they are not mine, they are the metaphysical programs. I just created that program. Watch out for the Age of Aquarias.

Cliffs are a nasty way to die. I did a week's work experience as a journalist and the coroner had 3 suicide cases at my local cliff. It's not pleasant. Despite it being the second most popular suicide point in the world you don't always die when you hit the beach/rocks/sea. And if you go head first your head starts retreating into your body.... :(

So you might have gathered I'm a coaster. Look up the suicide point stats to find my hometown. It's in England.
So I'm a free and single English girl...tanned or at least that's what my watch mark tells me...who's not in England :p
Ironic, my tan's fading in Dallas.

I destroyed the hole and freeze you before yoiu can jump. Branin NO flying for you, you stay dead.
*Unfreezes himself instantly, puts up an uber-forcefield up around him so people cant freeze him*

So you might have gathered I'm a coaster. Look up the suicide point stats to find my hometown. It's in England.
So I'm a free and single English girl...tanned or at least that's what my watch mark tells me...who's not in England :p
Ironic, my tan's fading in Dallas.

IM SO COnfused.

*Unfreezes himself instantly, puts up an uber-forcefield up around him so people cant freeze him*
Ok we have to stop now. Ok!

It says here in the rules.

"Rule 4.3: When IeB says 'stop' it means 'stop' "
Yes because I created the program that we are all part of.

Ok we have to stop now. Ok!
Find me a good NS babe, then I'll stop, okay? :D

*Digs a hole, jumps in, and pokes his head out >.> <.< (shifty eyes)*

What was so complicated about that?
I live in England. On the coast.
I am English, female, tanned and single.
I am currently not staying in England...I am not at home.
Place where I am is called Dallas. Which is not in England.

Idk, Im single, cant say much else, cause not many people know me here so umm well. Yea... I'm a guy.

Rule 24.125: Deleting posts is fun
Leave my deletion alone. I had a change of heart and decides to kill you. *you fall to the floor, dead*

I invoke the holy, rule exempt, powere of the Jolt Sniper Smiley.
IeB :sniper: :sniper: :sniper:

neways.... I'm going to dinner. I'll be back later.

Leave my deletion alone. I had a change of heart and decides to kill you. *you fall to the floor, dead*
What deletion?

*is now the confused one*

Go on I'll throw myself to the wolves, I'm ready for abuse but hey



http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KZO8BRG&key=FML


I hate it but its the best photo of me

*is now the confused one*
Dont worry darling jsyt forget about it.

and GD Im sure youll find someone if only skin deep.

I say we all delete our posts and see what happens.

I have the perfect canidate! He is younger than me (I'm 17), has a full head of the coolest looking silver hair ever, He is a tad bit shorter than me (I'm 6'3"). He's all white, and he loves giving gifts. He doesn't smoke or drink. Plus he always knows how to get you out of your bad mood. He also has lovely green eyes


I'll have a pic up in a second, just need to find one first.

Picture of suiter (http://img199.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img199&image=img02606iq.jpg)

Picture of suiter (http://img199.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img199&image=img02606iq.jpg)
DId i mention we prefer humans?... lol

Meee-ow. One hot guy.

Wish I could have a guy like that. Mine left me 3yrs ago. :(

DId i mention we prefer humans?... lol
Aww come on, he's really sweet