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I mean... really !!! Arnold Shwarzenegger is surely the best human being ever.
He played the Terminator, he played a guy who wielded two railguns at the same time, he got to be the Governator, he kicks ass, his accent rules, ha fought a Predator, he used chainguns, rocket launchers, fighter planes, he killed nearly 600 people throughout his many great films (and he also killed the devil) !!!

Here's a list of his best masterpieces: Terminator 1,2 & 3, Total Recall, Eraser, Predator, True Lies, Commando, End of Days, Red Heat, The Sixth Day, The Running Man.
The rest are great too, but these are the greatest !!!

Is Arnold the finest human being on Earth or what?
Do they speak english on what?

I mean... really !!! Arnold Shwarzenegger is surely the best human being ever.
He played the Terminator, he played a guy who wielded two railguns at the same time, he got to be the Governator, he kicks ass, his accent rules, ha fought a Predator, he used chainguns, rocket launchers, fighter planes, he killed nearly 600 people throughout his many great films (and he also killed the devil) !!!

Here's a list of his best masterpieces: Terminator 1,2 & 3, Total Recall, Eraser, Predator, True Lies, Commando, End of Days, Red Heat, The Sixth Day, The Running Man.
The rest are great too, but these are the greatest !!!

Best Human being on Earth? Well, if you're 12, yeah....

it seems to me that you guys are not able to appreciate a real artist...
too bad...
arnold shwarzenegger: making your life better since he was born.

I agree, Arnold is the finest human being ever!
Don't forget his body building acomplishments. The only other actor to weild more power was Ronald Reagan.
I'd say the second finest human being ever is Clint Eastwood!

he has a tiny penis, and his grandpa was a nazi.

however, you failed to mention "twins" with devito, and Kindergarten Cop. and you call yourself a fan.

I mean... really !!! Arnold Shwarzenegger is surely the best human being ever.

I take it this is one of the Americans you're okay with....?

Huevon:)

he has a tiny penis, and his grandpa was a nazi.


Why did you bring up penis size?

Heck, my grandpa died in a death camp. He fell off of the roof of the gas chamber.

Ahnold? Pffftt...Bruce Campbell's your only man. I mean, he has a chainsaw for a hand, he uses a shotgun while riding in a shopping cart, thwarts demons, saves the universe, and has classic one liners.

Arnold vs. Bruce
Bruce wins every time :p

I feel sorry for all teh women that he raped.

excuse me I mean the women that he sexually abused. But I am jealous of all teh drugs he has done.

Why did you bring up penis size?

because no one else did.

I'd say he's maybe 3rd or 4th best, but no higher.

I think he was a great action movie character actor, but aside from that I really don't give a monkeys about him. Apparently he has a tiny penis.

however, you failed to mention "twins" with devito, and Kindergarten Cop. and you call yourself a fan.


Why did you mention them...?

My headache's bad enough without Kindergarten cop being in there.
I really should turn the monitor off for a few minutes to stop my eyes melting.

Why did you mention them...?

My headache's bad enough without Kindergarten cop being in there.
I really should turn the monitor off for a few minutes to stop my eyes melting.
listen, jordy, that was some fine cinematic styling. you have to be crazy not to like those movies. :p

really, what with the headache though? :(

They've been coming and going ever since I proclaimed that I never get headaches any more. I'm especially vulnerable to karma, it seems. Depends on how much I'm thinking and how close I sit to the monitor, as well though. Probably nothing, I'm just quite far away from the paracetemol.


Fine cinematic styling or not, damned movies have a lot of children in them... or Danny de Vito. one or the other, they're equally obnoxious. (ah-hah!)

If you consider T3 as one of his "best" movies, you're not really credible as a movie critic. T2 was the best of the series hands down.

Arnold as a person, whether he's the best or not, is still a respectable person, he's accomplished quite a few things in quite a few substantially different areas. If any of us were to do that, think of how much respect you'd garner. Sure he's had his fair share of mistakes in the past, but so hasn't everyone, it's proof he's human. Nobody's perfect, after all.

I mean... really !!! Arnold Shwarzenegger is surely the best human being ever.
He played the Terminator, he played a guy who wielded two railguns at the same time, he got to be the Governator, he kicks ass, his accent rules, ha fought a Predator, he used chainguns, rocket launchers, fighter planes, he killed nearly 600 people throughout his many great films (and he also killed the devil) !!!

Here's a list of his best masterpieces: Terminator 1,2 & 3, Total Recall, Eraser, Predator, True Lies, Commando, End of Days, Red Heat, The Sixth Day, The Running Man.
The rest are great too, but these are the greatest !!!


Uhmm.... Glad to hear you like Arnold Schwarzenegger that much. I hope you two are very happy together.

fcuk arnold shw-im only 10 i cnt spell his name :) , well he is a bell end, any way the greatest flimstar bloke has to b S L J or bruce willis

I didnt realize penis size was a qualification for being a good human being. If is was, Well that would exclude women and most white men.

Also didnt realize we could judge Arnold by what his grand father was. Lots of people in Germany has nazi relatives. DOes that mean they are bad people? NO.

Also, sexual promiscuity that Arnold used to commit in shouldnt be held against him. Look at all our presidents if thats such and im portant standard for you.

Also he was a body builder. Body builders in certain leagues can take steriods. HE wasnt a baseball player.
Is he the greatest? No. A former movie star turned governor of california (what a crappy state) Should not be considered a qualifier for greatest human ever. But he is a devoted husband father and concerned citizen

"Is Arnold the finest human being on Earth or what?"

How about, "or what!" :p

fcuk arnold shw-im only 10 i cnt spell his name :) , well he is a bell end, any way the greatest flimstar bloke has to b S L J or bruce willis

What? If thats english then im a chinese prostitute.

Why did you mention them...?

My headache's bad enough without Kindergarten cop being in there.
I really should turn the monitor off for a few minutes to stop my eyes melting.

Kindergarten Cop is a cinematic masterpiece if you compare it with Junior, Last Action Hero (even though Queensryche was on the soundtrack!) and Hercules in New York.

Nevermind Red Sonja, Conan the Destroyer or End of Days.

What? If thats english then im a chinese prostitute.


It's bad English, for sure. Does that make you a bad chinese prostitute?
:P

Howdy Strangers... How are you. Arnold Schwarzenegger is the shit... he is all bad ass.

Yes, those movies whern't real.....remember

shit... bad... ass - all very good words for Arnold S.

There's a very uninteresting dichotomy on this thread between those who obviously see a piss-take and those that don't. Hmm...?

I see

Arnie is great, and I have no qualms about a great Austrian man like himself being President, but allowing foreigners to become President would create many, many problems for this nation.

Arnold should've sticked with making movies, his image of the big aggresive cop is a bit off if you ask me, especially with his current job. But on the other hand, if the majority of the civillians from California actually want him as a governor who am I to say that it's not right?

What? If thats english then im a chinese prostitute.

well fuck you u chinese hooker, cos i bet ur american

It's bad English, for sure. Does that make you a bad chinese prostitute?
:P


£50 sez ur american aswell

I would have sworn that the election was rigged if I didn't know someone who actually voted for him. WHen asked why they said they liked his movies. I am ashamed to say it was my aunt! I'm glad I left California.

£50 sez ur american aswell


Cough it over then. I've never left the British mainland in my life. Scottish all the way.
I win nationality.

Well Thats Lucky Then Gr8er London All The Way

I couldn't go to bed without putting these links in:
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http://www.ebaumsworld.com/arnoldcoming.html
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/arniepothead.html
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/arnolds.html
enjoy!

I mean... really !!! Arnold Shwarzenegger is surely the best human being ever.
He played the Terminator, he played a guy who wielded two railguns at the same time, he got to be the Governator, he kicks ass, his accent rules, ha fought a Predator, he used chainguns, rocket launchers, fighter planes, he killed nearly 600 people throughout his many great films (and he also killed the devil) !!!

Here's a list of his best masterpieces: Terminator 1,2 & 3, Total Recall, Eraser, Predator, True Lies, Commando, End of Days, Red Heat, The Sixth Day, The Running Man.
The rest are great too, but these are the greatest !!!
A B-Movie actor? Rrriiigghhhttt....

I would have sworn that the election was rigged if I didn't know someone who actually voted for him. WHen asked why they said they liked his movies. I am ashamed to say it was my aunt! I'm glad I left California.

Are you still bitter that Gary Coleman didn't win?? :D

Are you still bitter that Gary Coleman didn't win?? :D


What choo talkin' 'bout Willis?

Well Thats Lucky Then Gr8er London All The Way

Could have guess that in a second.

Ghetto 10 year old :rolleyes:

it seems to me that you guys are not able to appreciate a real artist...
too bad...
arnold shwarzenegger: making your life better since he was born.
bullshit, he aint' done crap for me.

I mean... really !!! Arnold Shwarzenegger is surely the best human being ever.
He played the Terminator, he played a guy who wielded two railguns at the same time, he got to be the Governator, he kicks ass, his accent rules, ha fought a Predator, he used chainguns, rocket launchers, fighter planes, he killed nearly 600 people throughout his many great films (and he also killed the devil) !!!

Here's a list of his best masterpieces: Terminator 1,2 & 3, Total Recall, Eraser, Predator, True Lies, Commando, End of Days, Red Heat, The Sixth Day, The Running Man.
The rest are great too, but these are the greatest !!!

Ehhh, Arnold's my idol for sure, but Commando was pretty awful. I mean really awful.

I would have sworn that the election was rigged if I didn't know someone who actually voted for him. WHen asked why they said they liked his movies. I am ashamed to say it was my aunt! I'm glad I left California.That's basically the only reason he won last time. Was due to his movies, not his views.
If he ran on his views, he most likely would have lost.

Oh, and for the record, Collateral Damage was absoulty terrible.

'A fireman travels to columbia in revenge to kill the ones responcible for the death of his family'

I didnt realize penis size was a qualification for being a good human being. If is was, Well that would exclude women and most white men.

Also didnt realize we could judge Arnold by what his grand father was. Lots of people in Germany has nazi relatives. DOes that mean they are bad people? NO.

Also, sexual promiscuity that Arnold used to commit in shouldnt be held against him. Look at all our presidents if thats such and im portant standard for you.

Also he was a body builder. Body builders in certain leagues can take steriods. HE wasnt a baseball player.
Is he the greatest? No. A former movie star turned governor of california (what a crappy state) Should not be considered a qualifier for greatest human ever. But he is a devoted husband father and concerned citizen
i am glad you have no idea how to take a joke.

i am glad you have no idea how to take a joke.

I know how to take good jokes. But really. Cmon...his penis size? Thats just lame.

And if i called you father a KKK member woulf you laugh? I doubt it. Be witty if your going to joke.

excuse me I mean the women that he sexually abused. But I am jealous of all teh drugs he has done.
I am jealous of all the women hes got...and all the hollywood glory...

I wanna trade places with him...anytime...even if hes got a small penis.

drugs???? any moron like you could do drugs without being a movieStar.

I know how to take good jokes. But really. Cmon...his penis size? Thats just lame.

And if i called you father a KKK member woulf you laugh? I doubt it. Be witty if your going to joke.
I WILL FIND YOU THE LINK ABOUT THE NAZI THING. GIVE ME A FEW.

and if you dont see the connection between body builders on steroids and small penises, you obviously cant even see your own.

Oh, and for the record, Collateral Damage was absoulty terrible.

true...it was shit.

well fuck you u chinese hooker, cos i bet ur american

You are correct i am American. But I also know the rules for proper grammer do not change that much just because there is an ocean between us you limey. And i think in your first jarbled message you said you were ten? Well excuse me if I i do not want to take advice from you.

(for everyone else, my going rate is "10 dolla".)

I know how to take good jokes. But really. Cmon...his penis size? Thats just lame.

And if i called you father a KKK member woulf you laugh? I doubt it. Be witty if your going to joke.
get a life. it was his dad. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gustav_Schwarzenegger


need a tissue?

...And somehow this cowpat of a thread ISN'T considered spam? That's rich.

Score more points for relevancy, NS. Way to go.

I am jealous of all the women hes got...and all the hollywood glory...

I wanna trade places with him...anytime...even if hes got a small penis.

drugs???? any moron like you could do drugs without being a movieStar.


oh I get more women than I care to and Im not a hollywood anything- plus I dont have to be aggreesive with women to get them to have sex with me to get all the happy pants I want.

Penis size is a silly thing to worry about.

and drugs.... a moron like me does a lot of drugs but I can't afford the good stuff and the large amounts that he could. thats all I'm saying.

I would trade places with him so that I could try to do good things for california though

Are you still bitter that Gary Coleman didn't win?? :D
I would so have liked to see Larry Flynt win. :D

I WILL FIND YOU THE LINK ABOUT THE NAZI THING. GIVE ME A FEW.

and if you dont see the connection between body builders on steroids and small penises, you obviously cant even see your own.

I know the connection with body builders and steriods. I can see my own penis rather easily but thanks for your concern.

Also should aman be judged by what his grand father did? No he should not. But you seem to think its more important that what he did or did not do. Now if you said Arnold himself hated jews and could prove it i would agree with you that it would make him bad.

Sorry for the confusion

I know the connection with body builders and steriods. I can see my own penis rather easily but thanks for your concern.

Also should aman be judged by what his grand father did? No he should not. But you seem to think its more important that what he did or did not do. Now if you said Arnold himself hated jews and could prove it i would agree with you that it would make him bad.

Sorry for the confusion
apology accepted. but this all goes back to when i figured out you could not take a joke. the penis...the nazi....the kindergarten cop movie...it was all a joke. if you didnt find it funny, thats your deal. the last time i did something for the benefit of what other people thought was.....fuck. never done that. sorry. :D

oh I get more women than I care to and Im not a hollywood anything- plus I dont have to be aggreesive with women to get them to have sex with me to get all the happy pants I want.so you can get all the women....and Mr Rich/Muscle/Hollywood/Governor cannot?

thats what Drugs do to your Brain...better take it easy on Drugs...Its a good thing you cannot afford more Drugs.

apology accepted. but this all goes back to when i figured out you could not take a joke. the penis...the nazi....the kindergarten cop movie...it was all a joke. if you didnt find it funny, thats your deal. the last time i did something for the benefit of what other people thought was.....fuck. never done that. sorry. :D

I ll give you kindergarten cop ....but thats the only one. lol. What a great movie

hah cood de goveyanah ahv cahleeFAWNyah not be de greatest man a-vah?

he has a tiny penis, and his grandpa was a nazi.

How the hell do you know his penis size? Why does that matter?

on topic: Yes, Arnold Shwarzeneggar is great!
:mp5: :sniper: :gundge: :cool: :upyours: <--- All the things he did in his movies. He is a European Republican!

How the hell do you know his penis size? Why does that matter?

on topic: Yes, Arnold Shwarzeneggar is great!
:mp5: :sniper: :gundge: :cool: :upyours: <--- All the things he did in his movies. He is a European Republican!
because i measure penises for a living. and insure them. good business, that penis insurance deal is.

so you can get all the women....and Mr Rich/Muscle/Hollywood/Governor cannot?

thats what Drugs do to your Brain...better take it easy on Drugs...Its a good thing you cannot afford more Drugs.


I never said I get all teh women I said I get more than I care to. I also never said Arnold couldn't get a girl. He is married after all. PLease point me to where I said this. I don't knwo what your problem with me is but you are sure having a fun time twisting my words around to make it sound liek I am saying shit that I am not. Pretty special of you there.

If you don't want to believe that ARnold has been agressive with women to get them into bed, then you go ahead and live in yoru little fairy tale world.

who is your daddy and what does he do?

because i measure penises for a living. and insure them. good business, that penis insurance deal is.


lol that was a good one!

Arnold and Sexual Assault: http://www.sfbg.com/38/03/news_assault.html

lol that was a good one!
need yours measured? ever thought about accidental damage coverage?

who is your daddy and what does he do?
My daddy is Occidio Multus, regardless of the fact that she is female and she is not old enough to be one of my parents. As previously stated, she insures penises.

need yours measured? ever thought about accidental damage coverage?

thats not a bad idea...ive had some scary experiences with girls and teeth.

i dont have a daddy

Arnold and Sexual Assault: http://www.sfbg.com/38/03/news_assault.html
LOL @ web site

http://www.sfbg.com/38/34/cover_nude_beaches.html

useful too :D

My daddy is Occidio Multus, regardless of the fact that she is female and she is not old enough to be one of my parents. As previously stated, she insures penises.
neo. everyone knows a chick can have a baby at 9 yrs old, like i did. esp. if you have been having sex since you were two.

well if Arnold does have a small penis then at least you wont be hurtin too bad when he sexually assaults you

My daddy is Occidio Multus, regardless of the fact that she is female and she is not old enough to be one of my parents. As previously stated, she insures penises.

Its not a TUMOR!!

Oh, and for the record, Collateral Damage was absoulty terrible.

'A fireman travels to columbia in revenge to kill the ones responcible for the death of his family'
I quite liked it, because it had Cliff Curtis in it (who's a great seriously underrated actor) and for once the job Arnold had actually meant something. Usually his movies have him doing something at the start, family gets killed, we find out he used to be a Navy Seal or something and kills everyone.
In Collateral, he's a fireman, goes down to Columbia, gets his arse kicked and finally kills Curtis using his fireman's knowledge of fire (how to start it, control etc). So it was kinda of cool in that way.
I don't think Arnold was suited for the movie it at all, though. In the hands of a different, better, actor it could have been a very good movie.