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if you could take some parts of the opposite sex and keep them for yourself...

what traits, body parts, characteristics etc. would you choose?
name five.
lets make it interesting and leave out the OBVIOUS SEXUAL ORGANS for OBVIOUS REASONS>


NO SEXUAL ORGANS PEOPLE!!!

Interesting thread, I want a vagina.

Well, unfortunately, there are only two things when it comes to being a woman that I would want to experience first hand: female orgasm and pregnancy/child birth.

Both of those, however, involve sexual organs. :)

Interesting thread, I want a vagina.
you bastard!!!! follow the rules, dammit!!!! i thought you liked being told what to do with a stiletto planted in your chest right between those big tits of yours!!

Well, unfortunately, there are only two things when it comes to being a woman that I would want to experience first hand: female orgasm and pregnancy/child birth.

Both of those, however, involve sexual organs. :)

pregnancy????? oh, you one brave man!!!

I've always wondered what it felt like to be a girl, in various situations.

you bastard!!!! follow the rules, dammit!!!! i thought you liked being told what to do with a stiletto planted in your chest right between those big tits of yours!!

Man, you need to calm down afore ya break sumfin! :D

you bastard!!!! follow the rules, dammit!!!! i thought you liked being told what to do with a stiletto planted in your chest right between those big tits of yours!!

I want a vagina for purely non-sexual reasons. I like to sit when I urinate.

pregnancy????? oh, you one brave man!!!

I find pregnancy very beautiful (no, not in an internet porn kinda way) and as a representative of the Y chromosome, it's not something I can ever experience first hand.

That, and I hate knowing there's something out there that I can't do.

I want a vagina for purely non-sexual reasons. I like to sit when I urinate.

Yup! Wayyy past your bedtime! :D

I like to sit when I urinate.

Hey! So do I ... rock on.

i am a female, and would like to take the following thingsfrom a man-


1. the ability not to return phone calls, no matter often i said i would call the next day, for a week or so.
2. the inabilty to compare yourself constantly to others, physically.
3. the whole- "i can fix shit" mystique. even if you can't even fix an open door, it still is cool when everyone thinks you can.
4. video game ability and concentration.
5. sleeping around, and no one thinks its bad.

Man, you need to calm down afore ya break sumfin! :D
its okay. brad likes it rough ;)

I *was* the opposite sex for most of my life...
Err, the one thing that I enjoyed about maleness, is kind of disqualified by your first post's requirements...
and...
well...
I kind of still have it...
http://elouai.com/images/icq/embarrassed.gif

EDIT: After reading OM's post on the topic, her #'s 2 and 3 on ther list would be nice. I didn't know we were talking about the stereotypical opposite sex.

Hey! So do I ... rock on.
That makes three of us...
why are we sharing this?

1. the ability not to return phone calls, no matter often i said i would call the next day, for a week or so.
2. the inabilty to compare yourself constantly to others, physically.
3. the whole- "i can fix shit" mystique. even if you can't even fix an open door, it still is cool when everyone thinks you can.
4. video game ability and concentration.
5. sleeping around, and no one thinks its bad.

All good, but my favorite part about being a man is the relationship you have with other males. Phone calls take 10 seconds ("Sup" "Yo" "Comin' Over?" "Yeh" "A'ight" *click*), you sit for hours without saying a damn word to each other and it's not because someone's mad, and you can not see your "best friend" for 6 months and run into them in a grocery store and pick right back up where you left off with neither asking where the other has been.

Male bonding is a mystery that few women have come close to understanding. As my gift to you, OM, you can understand it. :D

That makes three of us...
why are we sharing this?

Cuz it's 3:45 am? :eek:

That makes three of us...
why are we sharing this?
i have the most strange capability to draw some wicked secrets out of you guys :D

vittos- feel free to expound on your nipples ,by the way. so you get banned, and all.

All good, but my favorite part about being a man is the relationship you have with other males. Phone calls take 10 seconds ("Sup" "Yo" "Comin' Over?" "Yeh" "A'ight" *click*), you sit for hours without saying a damn word to each other and it's not because someone's mad, and you can not see your "best friend" for 6 months and run into them in a grocery store and pick right back up where you left off with neither asking where the other has been.

Male bonding is a mystery that few women have come close to understanding. As my gift to you, OM, you can understand it. :D

i dont know what to say. thats so sweet. :)


i have had the same four male best friends since preschool. and i have never gotten it, ever. no matter how close i am with them, when i am around, there is always MORE talking!!!

i have the most strange capability to draw some wicked secrets out of you guys :D


Nah ... it's no secret. Muslim men are supposed to sit down to urinate for the exact same reason my grandfather taught me that men should - it avoids the possibility of splashing back on your clothes, etc.

Wild animals stand around and urinate.

Male bonding
Is a myth.

J/K. Just very very different. MAny of the differences are simply cultural programming. Many of them do not exist in every male. I get along fabulously with girls, because I am more like them than most men. (still don't understand them all the time)

All good, but my favorite part about being a man is the relationship you have with other males. Phone calls take 10 seconds ("Sup" "Yo" "Comin' Over?" "Yeh" "A'ight" *click*), you sit for hours without saying a damn word to each other and it's not because someone's mad, and you can not see your "best friend" for 6 months and run into them in a grocery store and pick right back up where you left off with neither asking where the other has been.

Male bonding is a mystery that few women have come close to understanding. As my gift to you, OM, you can understand it. :D

Completely true.

I think it revolves around competition. Competitiveness tends to be considered a male trait. But, where men will keep their competition at a friendly level, women seem to be able to let it ruin long friendships.

its okay. brad likes it rough ;)

Oh. And you have personal knowledge of this somehow? :D

Nah ... it's no secret. Muslim men are supposed to sit down to urinate for the exact same reason my grandfather taught me that men should - it avoids the possibility of splashing back on your clothes, etc.

Wild animals stand around and urinate.
i never knew this. how interesting.

Oh. And you have personal knowledge of this somehow? :D
there are some things a girl can tell. ;)

i have the most strange capability to draw some wicked secrets out of you guys :D

vittos- feel free to expound on your nipples ,by the way. so you get banned, and all.

But my breasts are entirely sexual (when I'm not wet nursing), and would be a clear violation of the rules.

i have had the same four male best friends since preschool. and i have never gotten it, ever. no matter how close i am with them, when i am around, there is always MORE talking!!!

It is a strange phenominon. However, it comes from our draconic nature. Up until very, very recently, the only real way for men to bond was on the field of battle. Otherwise, the men were too busy patching rooves, tilling soil, hunting for food, or other necessities of life.

When the war drums started pounding, however, the plow got dropped, the hammer put in storage, and the spear came out (literally *and* figuratively). We joined together to have our little contests and stab some other men and brag about how many men we'd stabbed and drink a lot of beer and compare dick sizes until it was time to start stabbing again.

The battles have changed in our modern society. Shooting at someone with a rifle from 1000 yards away doesn't have the intimacy of battle that we enjoyed for thousands of years, where muscle and sinew clashed in a spray of blood and the delicious smack of metal on bone. We lost the fury, but kept the bond.

Someday, maybe in another 100 generations, the bond will be gone as well.

But my breasts are entirely sexual (when I'm not wet nursing), and would be a clear violation of the rules.
on the fact that you just said wet nursing, i am going to bed to cry myself to sleep. i love you. good night. i cant wait to read any other musings on here in the am.

on the fact that you just said wet nursing, i am going to bed to cry myself to sleep. i love you. good night. i cant wait to read any other musings on here in the am.
Goodnight :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: (please don't cry :( )

It is a strange phenominon. However, it comes from our draconic nature. Up until very, very recently, the only real way for men to bond was on the field of battle. Otherwise, the men were too busy patching rooves, tilling soil, hunting for food, or other necessities of life.

When the war drums started pounding, however, the plow got dropped, the hammer put in storage, and the spear came out (literally *and* figuratively). We joined together to have our little contests and stab some other men and brag about how many men we'd stabbed and drink a lot of beer and compare dick sizes until it was time to start stabbing again.

The battles have changed in our modern society. Shooting at someone with a rifle from 1000 yards away doesn't have the intimacy of battle that we enjoyed for thousands of years, where muscle and sinew clashed in a spray of blood and the delicious smack of metal on bone. We lost the fury, but kept the bond.

Someday, maybe in another 100 generations, the bond will be gone as well.
i want to hear the penis comparision stories. start a thread. and the part about metal smacking on bone....is so amazing.

Goodnight :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: (please don't cry :( )
night. and i mean cry with laughter. that was the funniest thing i have ever seen. :fluffle:

I always felt like I had a lot of male traits anyway. I get along with guys better than women. I'd rather talk about cars and football than kids and recipes. I'd much rather mow the lawn than do the dishes. I guess I always identified with my dad. He wanted a girl, and didn't want my brothers. He was the strong on and always stepped all over my mom. I didn't want to be like that and grew up thinking as most women weak.

Ooh boy. I took some Ambien a while ago and I'm about to crash. I can barely find the keys.

on the fact that you just said wet nursing, i am going to bed to cry myself to sleep. i love you. good night. i cant wait to read any other musings on here in the am.

Until the next time, goodnight.

i want to hear the penis comparision stories. start a thread.

Somehow I don't think a penis comparison stories thread would go over too well with the delicate sensibilities often shown on this forum. It would probably turn into a gay bashing fest super quick.

and the part about metal smacking on bone....is so amazing.

I think it may be why men like games where you get to be an ogre and smash things so much. To use an archaic phrase, it's something in the blood. We want to be warriors. We want to eat meat fresh off the fire from a kill we made only hours ago with nothing but our wits and a pointed stick (I've said it once, I'll say it again, guns are for pussies. A real man chases down the deer and clubs it.); we want to be the iron wall that protects our homes and families from the ravages of invaders; we want to sleep in the open air and exchange stories of great battles with our sons and watch their eyes twinkle with awe and think us gods.

Those days are gone, though, and maybe for the better. It sure would be nice to experience it just once.

Such an interesting thread ought to get more replies.

A lot of guys like to pee sitting down.

Are there many girls that like to pee standing up?

Whats the point with no sex organs as they are really what defines gender. So basically we are swapping what? hormones?

Whats the point with no sex organs as they are really what defines gender. So basically we are swapping what? hormones?
I was under the impression we were assuming sex organs and saying what we would want otherwise...

I was under the impression we were assuming sex organs and saying what we would want otherwise...
that makes alittle more sence. I would have to say getting the attention women get

Such an interesting thread ought to get more replies.
-BUMP- i agree . it was quite late at night though. lets try it once again.

no wait. let us try AGAIN.

Male bonding...

is closely based around slow-motion mimed gunfights.

*cookie for those who catch the reference :p*

And I am a sick sick person, so I dare not address the OP.

1. The amazing ability to change moods within moments
2. Finally NOT crave for sex every single second of the day
3. No one would look at me funny because I have long hair
4. I could get guys to buy me drinks
5. I could hit or kick someone without them freaking out on me because would be "just a girl"

I think the real question we need to ask ourselves is, what if the opposite sex could be *you* for a day?

I think the real question we need to ask ourselves is, what if the opposite sex could be *you* for a day?
:eek:

I think the real question we need to ask ourselves is, what if the opposite sex could be *you* for a day?

You know ... I was just about to do a "In Soviet Russia" post .... crazy!

As for if the opposite sex could be me, well, they may not give me back.

I think the real question we need to ask ourselves is, what if the opposite sex could be *you* for a day?

Well, in that case, they'd probably spend the day wishing to go back, if they were really me.

This question is too difficult for me to answer effectively. I like my personality, it's just fried at the moment, so I wouldn't want to change it. But yet virtually everything else I would. So there.

I think the real question we need to ask ourselves is, what if the opposite sex could be *you* for a day?
AAAAAND..... who would I be that day? The entire opposite sex?

AAAAAND..... who would I be that day? The entire opposite sex?
A lemon (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8194628&postcount=19).

(grr! now that that thread got moved to the Spam forum, you can't see my images anymore!)
:(

is closely based around slow-motion mimed gunfights.

*cookie for those who catch the reference :p*


SPACED!

1. The amazing ability to change moods within moments
2. Finally NOT crave for sex every single second of the day
3. No one would look at me funny because I have long hair
4. I could get guys to buy me drinks
5. I could hit or kick someone without them freaking out on me because would be "just a girl"
wait. number two on your list would still happen, lp. sorry.
as for three- you dont hang out in the correct places :D

SPACED!


how did I not get that. That's a great show. I feel shame.

As for if the opposite sex could be me, well, they may not give me back.
Oh, BROTHER! ( major eye-roll ) :rolleyes:

Well, in that case, they'd probably spend the day wishing to go back, if they were really me.

This question is too difficult for me to answer effectively. I like my personality, it's just fried at the moment, so I wouldn't want to change it. But yet virtually everything else I would. So there.
listen. i love your personality too. but it is a hypothetical question. plus, i know why you wont answer.....you just want the breasts, huh?? :D

A lemon (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8194628&postcount=19).

(grr! now that that thread got moved to the Spam forum, you can't see my images anymore!)
:(

Yeah ... damn mods ... don't want us to constantly bicker, but if it's a meaningless fun thread, it gets called "Spam". I figured "Lemons" would come under the heading "General" ... but nooooooo

Oh well ... guess that's why I'm not a mod.

As for if the opposite sex could be me, well, they may not give me back.
this man always rolls out the best ones.

Are there many girls that like to pee standing up?once I lost a bet about that... at the Bar

Oh, BROTHER! ( major eye-roll ) :rolleyes:

Well they may not! Women just love to take things and improve on them and, frankly, I gots me a lot of room for that.

1. The ability to wear make up. I don't know that I would, but I would like to be able to.
2. Ability to clothes from both sexs.
3. The mythical 'female intuition.'
And 4&5 from Legless Pirates post.

this man always rolls out the best ones.

Quick wit and a little writing talent goes a long way. Hell ... the only reason I learned how to play drums was so I could do the "ba-dum-chick" thing.

I'd go for the brain. Would be really neat to see if there actually are differences between the male and the female brain, and how one experiences those differences.

wait. number two on your list would still happen, lp. sorry.
as for three- you dont hang out in the correct places :D
Dammit.... So it's not so good to be a girl after all? :p

The long hair thing is over now I moved to the city, but in my small hometown....*sigh*

Okay....new number 2... errr... I would be able to seriously mess up some male minds

1. The ability to wear make up. I don't know that I would, but I would like to be able to.
2. Ability to clothes from both sexs.


1. You can! Up until just a couple generations ago, men wore make-up all the time. Something happened in WWII to change it, though.

2. Go talk to Eddie Izzard.

1. You can! Up until just a couple generations ago, men wore make-up all the time. Something happened in WWII to change it, though.

2. Go talk to Eddie Izzard.

Well he was my inspiration for that point ;)

listen. i love your personality too. but it is a hypothetical question. plus, i know why you wont answer.....you just want the breasts, huh?? :D

Nope. way more than that. Although I'm probably going to miss the last train now, who really cares?

I did answer, really. I just said that I didn't at the beginning. Aside from altering my personality, I'd adopt everything, given the choice, it's not entirely a hypothetical question for me.

Eck, anyway. As I said. train. don't want to miss. many many miles from home.

SPACED!

*GIVES COOKIE!*

:D

it would just be a whole different perspective on the world i think, i couldnt possibly say what one thing i would want

Nope. way more than that. Although I'm probably going to miss the last train now, who really cares?

I did answer, really. I just said that I didn't at the beginning. Aside from altering my personality, I'd adopt everything, given the choice, it's not entirely a hypothetical question for me.

Eck, anyway. As I said. train. don't want to miss. many many miles from home.
jordy- i think as a woman, you would have a great ass. does that help? and catch the train!

Well he was my inspiration for that point ;)

Well at least it wasn't Dame Edna! :eek:

http://www.pittsburghlive.com/photos/2003-10-08/1009dame-a.jpg

i would like to be a really small blonde with large breasts. That way i could better relate how it is when i would not be able resolve several things physically, get constantly stared at in a sexually way and really turn some heads. Because, after using part of those 24 hours to bring to paper several thoughts that would help me write a man-woman woman-man dictionary later, i would find me a cute guy, ask him if he finds me too fat and have sex the rest of the day, because i am very interested how big the difference is.

I'd watch a football game and actually be able to understand what all the fuss was about.

I'd probably get a BJ too, for the very same reason.


can i say bj on here? :confused:

can i say bj on here? :confused:

You just did .... twice! I think it's ok, so long as it's topical and you don't provide pictures or other forms of visual aid.

I'd watch a football game and actually be able to understand what all the fuss was about.

I'd probably get a BJ too, for the very same reason.


can i say bj on here? :confused:
i think i said bj 14 times on here last eve.
football!!!! i get football!! thats not a male trait, at all.

i would like to be a really small blonde with large breasts. That way i could better relate how it is when i would not be able resolve several things physically, get constantly stared at in a sexually way and really turn some heads. Because, after using part of those 24 hours to bring to paper several thoughts that would help me write a man-woman woman-man dictionary later, i would find me a cute guy, ask him if he finds me too fat and have sex the rest of the day, because i am very interested how big the difference is.
you have thought about this before, huh, jester? :D

You just did .... twice! I think it's ok, so long as it's topical and you don't provide pictures or other forms of visual aid.

ha! no danger of that....



ohh and I'd also get into a belching competition with the local redneck fellows

i think i said bj 14 times on here last eve.
football!!!! i get football!! thats not a male trait, at all.


then youre gonna have to come over and teach me what the hell is going on. :) 1st down.....2nd down.....punt....... arrgg!!

you have thought about this before, huh, jester? :D
Not to sound patronizing, but the question was indeed tossed my way already, young one. ;)

I'd go for a pair of female hands, so I could give my house a propper cleaning then cook myself a hearty dinner...

*wonders why there are no valentines cards in the post*

I'd watch a football game and actually be able to understand what all the fuss was about.

I'd probably get a BJ too, for the very same reason.


can i say bj on here? :confused:
You can.... but NO GENITALS!

it's in the rules.... we can't have boobs either

Rules are meant to be broken ;)

eeeeeeeeeeenteresting

well let's see here:

woman-sized feet (because a size 7 in women's is a 5.5 in men's footwear.. so I could pay kid-shoe prices)

eeeeeeeeeeenteresting

well let's see here:

woman-sized feet (because a size 7 in women's is a 5.5 in men's footwear.. so I could pay kid-shoe prices)
But you would buy 50 pairs. :eek:

But you would buy 50 pairs. :eek:
And have a man pay for them :eek: :eek:

Not to sound patronizing, but the question was indeed tossed my way already, young one. ;)
you so meant to be patronizing. you get off on that. however, not young here. ;)

And have a man pay for them :eek: :eek:
and then you would get dressed in the am, and declare "i have NO SHOES TO GO WITH THIS OUTFIT!"

i do it all the time, and all i wear are combat boots most of the time.

and then you would get dressed in the am, and declare "i have NO SHOES TO GO WITH THIS OUTFIT!"

i do it all the time, and all i wear are combat boots most of the time.
I much prefer the "top of the stack t-shirt, top of the stack pants, one pair of shoes" policy men have

I much prefer the "top of the stack t-shirt, top of the stack pants, one pair of shoes" policy men have
the dressing thing is female, i totally agree.. everything i own is black, and basically alike. but i still labor over which whatever to wear everyday. i even argue with myself about my scrubs for work.

I like to sit when I urinate.

Hey, couldn't you just do that anyway? Noone is going to know...

you so meant to be patronizing. you get off on that. however, not young here. ;)
I get off on other things, but enjoy that, yes. And of course you are young, Grasshopper. There is only littluns, same age, and Grannie and Gramps. :D

I get off on other things, but enjoy that, yes. And of course you are young, Grasshopper. There is only littluns, same age, and Grannie and Gramps. :D
nice to see you are open minded. :D i am almost thirty though.

I am sooo openminded that apprentice brain surgeons use me as training ground.

I much prefer the "top of the stack t-shirt, top of the stack pants, one pair of shoes" policy men have

My policy is more "top of the dirty clothes hamper."

I am sooo openminded that apprentice brain surgeons use me as training ground.
thats one of those things that could go either way, you know?

My policy is more "top of the dirty clothes hamper."
:eek: brad!!!

:eek: brad!!!

Spray em' with fabreeze, throw em' in the dryer with a fabric softener sheet, and they are as good as new.

Spray em' with fabreeze, throw em' in the dryer with a fabric softener sheet, and they are as good as new.
forget it. i dont want to be a guy. no way in hell. i love doing laundry!

forget it. i dont want to be a guy. no way in hell. i love doing laundry!

You wanna move in with me? I have plenty of laundry.

You wanna move in with me? I have plenty of laundry.


ugh laundry......I'm like a guy when it comes to that. I HATE IT. Dishes too.....ick!

You wanna move in with me? I have plenty of laundry.
yeah. i bet you want me to clean your house too. ;)

i would like to be a really small blonde with large breasts. That way i could better relate how it is when i would not be able resolve several things physically, get constantly stared at in a sexually way and really turn some heads. Because, after using part of those 24 hours to bring to paper several thoughts that would help me write a man-woman woman-man dictionary later, i would find me a cute guy, ask him if he finds me too fat and have sex the rest of the day, because i am very interested how big the difference is.

*clicks into Transformac computer* "Small blonde...large breasts...sexually inclined..."

*machine beeps and presents a single picture*

"BARBIE?!"

1. Physical strenth- I am somewhat strong for a female.. but having the strenth of a strong man would rock. I'd take joy in beating the hell out of one of my ex-boyfriends. He was a cocky bastard who thought he was invincible, but only because he was never around any real men to know otherwise.

That's the only thing that comes to mind.

I like to feel what its like to be a guy when they have sex and jack off I've always been curious but only for a day I cant stand not having boobs for too long.

if you could take some parts of the opposite sex and keep them for yourself...

what traits, body parts, characteristics etc. would you choose?
name five.
lets make it interesting and leave out the OBVIOUS SEXUAL ORGANS for OBVIOUS REASONS>


NO SEXUAL ORGANS PEOPLE!!!
That's just unfair Occ, why else would you want to switch genders? I mean, really?

I'd like it not to be assumed that I have any interest in gaining domestic skills. I'd like people not to assume I have any interests in babies or recipes.

Oh, I just thought of a good one. Ya know those guys that think that a good way to hit on a gal is to describe in disgusting detail what they want to do to you sexually? I want to be a guy and do it to them. They're just the type that would totally freak if a guy treated them the way they treat women.

jordy- i think as a woman, you would have a great ass. does that help? and catch the train!


*checks* I would, damnit! my long coat obscures it at the moment, though. But it's good for when there's large gusts of wind. Nothing looks quite as ominous as a big billowy long coat. It's even better when listening to some really evil classical music, with the chanting and the timpani and the whoa.... but anyway, it's good except when I have too much random junk (springs, bits of paper, oranges) in my pockets and it gets weighed down. I should learn to chuck things out, or I'm going to end up being buried to death under a lot of random stuff.

*clicks into Transformac computer* "Small blonde...large breasts...sexually inclined..."

*machine beeps and presents a single picture*

"BARBIE?!"
Barbie would be considered a freak of nature and most certainly not be able to stand by herself. If you project the features in comparison to the head size she would be damn long but most likely break at the waist at any physical activity. Not my sort of fun. ;)

OM, i cant figure that one out: "thats one of those things that could go either way, you know?"
Care to explain?

I always felt like I had a lot of male traits anyway. I get along with guys better than women. I'd rather talk about cars and football than kids and recipes. I'd much rather mow the lawn than do the dishes. I guess I always identified with my dad. He wanted a girl, and didn't want my brothers. He was the strong on and always stepped all over my mom. I didn't want to be like that and grew up thinking as most women weak.

Ooh boy. I took some Ambien a while ago and I'm about to crash. I can barely find the keys.

Wow, drugs are cool.

*checks* I would, damnit! my long coat obscures it at the moment, though. But it's good for when there's large gusts of wind. Nothing looks quite as ominous as a big billowy long coat. It's even better when listening to some really evil classical music, with the chanting and the timpani and the whoa.... but anyway, it's good except when I have too much random junk (springs, bits of paper, oranges) in my pockets and it gets weighed down. I should learn to chuck things out, or I'm going to end up being buried to death under a lot of random stuff.
how can you not love jordaxia?