Neo-Anarchists
13-02-2005, 06:44
Too bad he didn't win, but come next election, he'll crush all comers with industrial might!
http://www.kompressorforpresident.com/index.php
Some of his positions on the issues:
Crime: "You should not commit crime. If you do this, you are a criminal. Soon you go to jail. You do not want this."
Health Care: "If you break bones, you travel to the hospital. Do not attempt to repair at home."
Seniors: "Old people are very useful to tell stories. Ask them many things, perhaps they give you candy."
Abortion: "Everyone must do this, a restaurant full of children is very difficult to eat in. It is loud and you do not eat."
Homeland Security: "If I am elected president, all current politicians will be converted to searching bags at airports. This makes all people glad to use airports."
Iraq: "When politicians are finished at airport, their job at night is to go to middle east and create peace."
For those of you who don't know who KOMPRESSOR is, he's an industrial musician.
http://www.kompressormusic.com/
http://www.kompressorforpresident.com/index.php
Some of his positions on the issues:
Crime: "You should not commit crime. If you do this, you are a criminal. Soon you go to jail. You do not want this."
Health Care: "If you break bones, you travel to the hospital. Do not attempt to repair at home."
Seniors: "Old people are very useful to tell stories. Ask them many things, perhaps they give you candy."
Abortion: "Everyone must do this, a restaurant full of children is very difficult to eat in. It is loud and you do not eat."
Homeland Security: "If I am elected president, all current politicians will be converted to searching bags at airports. This makes all people glad to use airports."
Iraq: "When politicians are finished at airport, their job at night is to go to middle east and create peace."
For those of you who don't know who KOMPRESSOR is, he's an industrial musician.
http://www.kompressormusic.com/