NationStates Jolt Archive


KOMPRESSOR for Prez!

Neo-Anarchists
13-02-2005, 06:44
Too bad he didn't win, but come next election, he'll crush all comers with industrial might!

http://www.kompressorforpresident.com/index.php

Some of his positions on the issues:
Crime: "You should not commit crime. If you do this, you are a criminal. Soon you go to jail. You do not want this."

Health Care: "If you break bones, you travel to the hospital. Do not attempt to repair at home."

Seniors: "Old people are very useful to tell stories. Ask them many things, perhaps they give you candy."

Abortion: "Everyone must do this, a restaurant full of children is very difficult to eat in. It is loud and you do not eat."

Homeland Security: "If I am elected president, all current politicians will be converted to searching bags at airports. This makes all people glad to use airports."

Iraq: "When politicians are finished at airport, their job at night is to go to middle east and create peace."

For those of you who don't know who KOMPRESSOR is, he's an industrial musician.
http://www.kompressormusic.com/
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
13-02-2005, 06:46
eh, he'd be an awesome president, but i just cant vote for anyone with that mask.
Neo-Anarchists
13-02-2005, 10:50
This is not a BUMP
Exelby
13-02-2005, 10:54
Too bad I'm not American, eh?
Rovhaugane
13-02-2005, 11:02
He could do great things for the country. Bummer I am not american so I cant vote.
Interesting Slums
13-02-2005, 11:09
dunno, I dont have any respect for anyone who
A.) cant beat bush in an election or
B.) vots for Bush in an election.
So if he comes into one of those categories i dont support him