NationStates Jolt Archive

I wanted to put this in the world factbook entry of my region, but it was too long, so I am putting it here instead. I want to teach this to as many people as possible. It is a song to the tune of the Beatles song 'I get by with a little help from my friends'.

What would you do if I started a fire.
Would you stop me from having my fun?
Lend me a flame and I'll show you my power,
And I'll try to set light to a nun, Oh,

I get by with a little help from my matches, mm...
I make fire with a little help from my matches, mm...
People DIE with a little help from my matches.

What do I do in the dark of the night?
(Why can't you just find some friends?)
Give me your hand, and I'll set it alight!
(Can't your pyromania end?)

NO! I get by with a little help from my matches, mm...
I make fire with a little help from my matches, mm...
People DIE with a little help from my matches.

Do you need anybody?
I need somebody to BURN!
Could it be anybody?
I just need someone to BURN!

Haystacks and babies and badgers and more,
Are the kind of things I like to burn.
And burning the clergy is what I live for,
Don't let it be, LET IT BURN!

Do you need anybody?
I need somebody to BURN!
Could it be anybody?
I just need someone to BURN!

Oh, I get by with a little help from my matches, mm...
I make fire with a little help from my matches, mm...
People DIE with a little help from my matches.
With a little help from my matches.


So, am I insane?