the euphanism thread!
BLARGistania
12-02-2005, 03:51
just list the euphanisms for, well . . .you know. . .the. .uh, johnson, rod, he-sausage. Yeah, you get the idea. Lets put together a master list and see how many we can pull.
92 so far.. . keep 'em coming
Vittos Ordination
12-02-2005, 03:53
The what? :confused: I am not sure I understand what you are getting at. :confused:
Edit: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
Eutrusca
12-02-2005, 03:53
just list the euphanisms for, well . . .you know. . .the. .uh, johnson, rod, he-sausage. Yeah, you get the idea. Lets put together a master list and see how many we can pull.
Um ... "moisture-seeking meat-missle?" :D
Kiwi-kiwi
12-02-2005, 03:54
Victory sabre. Pfft.
Neo-Anarchists
12-02-2005, 03:54
Might you mean "euphemism"?
Also, I wonder how long this thread will stay open? Can you say "Myrth's Hand of Doom"?
:D
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
12-02-2005, 03:57
Might you mean "euphemism"?
Also, I wonder how long this thread will stay open? Can you say "Myrth's Hand of Doom"?
:D
myrth's hand of doom...
i dont get it, do i win a prize?
Vittos Ordination
12-02-2005, 03:58
"Myrth's Hand of Doom"
Best euphemism yet.
BlatantSillyness
12-02-2005, 03:59
"Todger" - not in itself a euphenism but it gives rise to that greatest of euphenisms for the homosexual female - "Todger Dodger"
Keruvalia
12-02-2005, 03:59
I call mine "Eduardo"
Neo-Anarchists
12-02-2005, 04:01
Best euphemism yet.
THAT WAS NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!
*prays to Max Barry*
Please don't let them kill me...
Pleasepleaseplease...
I'll even order "Syrup"...
Please?
:D
Sdaeriji
12-02-2005, 04:03
I call mine "Goliath".
Not really, but it started as a joke and I say I call it that as a joke.
Ceilingwax
12-02-2005, 04:14
I call mine "Goliath".
People sling rocks at it?
Pencil, and by extension (hmmm, another one?) texta. Hose, schlong, flesh flute and dick spring to mind. The real glory though is in messing with euphemisms. :p
Keruvalia
12-02-2005, 04:19
People sling rocks at it?
:eek: :eek: :eek:
BLARGistania
12-02-2005, 04:21
'the bishop', love pole, spear. . .
[bump]
Conceptualists
12-02-2005, 04:23
Meat Torpedo/Spear/etc.
Rumor "Gets passed from mouth to mouth :D"
Output Cable
My Third Leg
All Natural Cloning Machine "Other half sold seperately"
Boonytopia
12-02-2005, 04:29
Meat Torpedo/Spear/etc.
Blue veined kabana.
Junket pumper.
Hot beef injection.
Pork sword.
Snag.
Conceptualists
12-02-2005, 04:31
Meat and two veg.
Also this (http://www.ijmc.com/archives/1995/October/17October1995.html) from George Carlin.
dick, prick, dork, dong, tong, doniker, dingus, wang,
schlong, schwanz, schmuck, putz, pork, pecker, peter, prong, tool, rod,
hammer, shaft, stick, snake, knob, lob, stem, root, joint, piece, gun,
meat, beef, pork, weenie, skin flute, meat whistle, talleywacker, middle
leg, short arm, rod of love, joy stick, love muscle, dingdong, tube steak,
pink pencil, bald headded mouse, trowser snake, one eyed monster, one eyed
wonder worm,
Neo-Anarchists
12-02-2005, 04:35
This reminds me of something rather funny. Someone commented to me after I called someone a "dickhead? that the proper terminology for was "corona". (i don't think that's even correct, but anyway...)
Later that day, we were talking to someone else, and they said something about Corona being the preferred brand of beer of gay men.
:D
Drinking from a Corona?
Alfandra
12-02-2005, 04:35
A popular euphemism around here: 11th finger
My euphemism: 13th (cuz mine's 1/13 my length)
Christerelli
12-02-2005, 04:46
I call mine "The Marathon" because it's 26 miles.
TheyKnoMeHere
12-02-2005, 04:49
how about.....hmmmmm.....the cock in the henhouse?
Neo-Anarchists
12-02-2005, 04:50
Long-barrelled water pistol?
TheyKnoMeHere
12-02-2005, 04:55
smoked sausage without the casing
Neo-Anarchists
12-02-2005, 04:56
smoked sausage without the casing
Or, in some cases, smoked sausage with natural casing.
TheyKnoMeHere
12-02-2005, 04:57
plunger
TheyKnoMeHere
12-02-2005, 04:58
plumber's cock
TheyKnoMeHere
12-02-2005, 04:59
mystery meat
Neo-Anarchists
12-02-2005, 04:59
+3 Fiery Rod of Smiting
Schlong for those like me.....
Schlort for those that aren't. ;)
Eutrusca
12-02-2005, 05:00
This reminds me of something rather funny. Someone commented to me after I called someone a "dickhead? that the proper terminology for was "corona". (i don't think that's even correct, but anyway...)
Later that day, we were talking to someone else, and they said something about Corona being the preferred brand of beer of gay men.
:D
Drinking from a Corona?
I'll never touch another Corona beer as long as I live! :eek:
TheyKnoMeHere
12-02-2005, 05:02
submarine full of semen
Boonytopia
12-02-2005, 05:06
+3 Fiery Rod of Smiting
Nice one!
EmoBuddy
12-02-2005, 05:06
Godzilla's tail.
TheyKnoMeHere
12-02-2005, 05:08
the hostess's twinkie
Ernst_Rohm
12-02-2005, 05:09
wee willy
the little feller
mr. pinky
stubby
EmoBuddy
12-02-2005, 05:09
stunted tentacle
EmoBuddy
12-02-2005, 05:11
retractable spooge gun
EmoBuddy
12-02-2005, 05:12
the heavy artillery
Boonytopia
12-02-2005, 05:13
I'll never touch another Corona beer as long as I live! :eek:
That's a good idea anyway, it's a pretty ordinary beer.
Eutrusca
12-02-2005, 05:15
That's a good idea anyway, it's a pretty ordinary beer.
But ... but ... but it was my favorite! :headbang:
Ernst_Rohm
12-02-2005, 05:17
That's a good idea anyway, it's a pretty ordinary beer.
dos equis is better
Neo-Anarchists
12-02-2005, 05:17
Auger-headed gut wrench
Boonytopia
12-02-2005, 05:21
But ... but ... but it was my favorite! :headbang:
Really? I'm surprised, I thought better of you. I prefer something with a bit more strength & flavour.
Neo-Anarchists
12-02-2005, 05:25
The Bald Avenger