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Nonsense hypothetical question time ...

Who do you think would win in combat? Sam Fisher or Solid Snake?

If you don't know who they are, well, Google them or ignore this thread. :D

Garrett, you taffer.


out of the two, Fisher, because his gadgets are just that bit cooler.

Snake, he has a mullet.

Has Fisher taken on multiple giant robots, several super human terrorists, and hordes of Russian mercenaries? I think not.

Has Fisher taken on multiple giant robots, several super human terrorists, and hordes of Russian mercenaries? I think not.

No, no, yes.

He does take on hordes of Russian mercs, if memory serves.
I still maintain Garrett would kick both their lousy arses, AND they'd blame it on rats afterwards.

Garrett, you taffer.


HAHA! Yes ... I love the Thief series.

Has Fisher taken on multiple giant robots, several super human terrorists, and hordes of Russian mercenaries? I think not.

Russian mercs? Yes ... but he could also sneak right up on Snake while Snake was lighting a smoke and *bam* game over, man.

Pfft, anyone from FF would own these two.

Pfft, anyone from FF would own these two.
Yes....Tidus.....*falls down laughing*

what?! splinter cell was a boring game at best. metal gear, now that was an awesome game(s)

snake, anyday.

And to prove my point, Garrett takes out magicians, zombies and robots with grenade launchers using nothing more than arrows and a blackjack.

Also, whoever they got for Carras in thief 2 deserves a medal. His nasal voice makes those robots sound so... strangely cool.

but maybe I should stop hijacking your thread with my love of the thief games....
maybe.

Russian mercs? Yes ... but he could also sneak right up on Snake while Snake was lighting a smoke and *bam* game over, man.
Didn't Snake face Russian mercs in MGS2? When he was disguised as "Plissken"? Anyway, Snake doesn't die even if shot straight in the head. (Weird, no?) Besides, he can just instantaneously eat rations to heal. And does Sam have Stinger missiles? HUH? Is he cloned from the greatest soldier to walk the earth?

Holy Nine Hells, Snake! He's a womenizer who fights large robots and Ninjas, as well as incompitent russians. He's as good a spy as Fisher, but so much more badass.

Did I mention the Ninjas?

Didn't Snake face Russian mercs in MGS2? When he was disguised as "Plissken"? Anyway, Snake doesn't die even if shot straight in the head. (Weird, no?) Besides, he can just instantaneously eat rations to heal. And does Sam have Stinger missiles? HUH? Is he cloned from the greatest soldier to walk the earth?
And compare the name "Snake" to "Fisher"

wtf, I'd take the bloody snake over some fisherman anyday.

Anyway ... reason I'm asking is cuz I just completed Pandora Tomorrow and for some strange reason was thinkin' about it. I know ... I'm a nerd.

However, I agree ... Garret could kick both their pansy asses, but I didn't include him. Maybe next time. :D

And, no, Fisher doesn't have stinger missiles, but he does have sticky bombs and is a complete smart-ass.

Don't worry, I can solve this right now :p

Snake sets off a Claymore, he goes ow.

Fisher sets off a grenade on a string, he goes OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW HEUUURRRRRRGH BLAAA *dies*

Did I mention the Ninjas?

HEY! You leave the Ninjas outta this ... what'd they ever do to you?

HEY! You leave the Ninjas outta this ... what'd they ever do to you?

They killed my clan!

RAWR! I WILL GET MY REVENGE!!!!!OMGLOLWTF?!?

Now eat Kunai!

*Shing!*

Fisher stealthily enters the room and sees Snake in the corner, but suddenly Snake disappears and Fisher looks in bewilderment as there is a lone Box in the corner where snake once was.

After confirming that only the Box is in the room, Fisher turns towards the door. He hears a rocket fire and as he turns around he sees a Nikita rcoket inching towards him. He wants to move but that damned exclamation point above his head has him bogged down. The missle hits Fisher and he dies instantly. Snake begins dancing when Master Chief walks in with an energy sword. Snake simply says "Aww crap" before the green blur eradicates him.

While walking out of the room Master Chief sees that guy from Siphon Filter. Suddenly Master Chief is air tazered until his shields are near critical. However Master Chief pulls out the uber Halo I pistol and 0wns that noob. Later that day Master Chief has a threesome with Cortana and Samus Aran. THE END.

And then Mario uses a plunger to rip Master Chief's head off.

And then Mario uses a plunger to rip Master Chief's head off.

Shortly after Yoshi eats Mario and declares freedom at last.

And then Luigi seizes dictatorial power, declaring himself "Holy Ruler of The United Soviet Socialist Mushroom Republics." And slaughters tweny million people in a bloody purge while stroking his mustache.

And then Luigi seizes dictatorial power, declaring himself "Holy Ruler of The United Soviet Socialist Mushroom Republics." And slaughters tweny million people in a bloody purge while stroking his mustache.

But he's only a puppet of the G-man, the coolest guy ever to appear in a game.

(Time?)

Until a random UTGladiator takes advantage of his slowness and blows him to kingdom come.

The Universe becomes UT2004. A place where the only true death is from old age, and we have kick ass guns.

I see no downside. ;)

And then, Ash Ketchum came and sent out his Pikachu. Shortly after, they were both bombed as Sin (FF10) came and wanted to buy a hotdog.

However Snake's Box in a fit a rage smothers Luigi and teleports him to Racoon City where he marries Nemesis(blob form) and lives happily ever after. Technically Snake wins.

Until Ninja chops Snake's head off.

Ninja wins.

Russian mercs? Yes ... but he could also sneak right up on Snake while Snake was lighting a smoke and *bam* game over, man.

I don't think it would be so much a *bam* as it would be a *click click* *splatter* *boomf* (double tap to the head, blood hits the floor, then Snake does)

Fools! Guybrush Threepwood "pwns" them all! True, in combat, at first, things may not really seem to go Guybrush's way, but then Guybrush utters an insult so scathing, so hurtful that the attacker would be completely stunned, giving Guybrush the advantage.

No-one can stand up to Guybrush 'how appropriate, you fight like a cow' Threepwood!!!

Except maybe Aki Zeta-5, because she doesn't get the concept of being insulted.

Fisher doesnt have jack on Snake. Snake has been donig this since fisher was a little punk dreaming of a real job. Snakes a super soldier, fisher would try to jump him and snake would kick his ass

Dude, Same Fischer is so much cooler than that ub3rtech spy Solid Snake

What the hell can Fisher do anyway?

He just uses whatever guns they give him, his best close combat move is to whack the guy over the head with his forearm, and he can't even knock them out with one whack (more often then not, I find)!

Snake is a completely different story. He would appear to be an expert with every type of firearm, ever. He fights giant robots, cyborg ninjas who move faster than the eye can see, crazy Russian revolver-using pseudo-cowboys, and various other nutcases with ridiculous abilities.

Fisher? He never encounters anything other than dimwitted guards. No psychic powers, no giant rail guns or chain guns, no vampires or ninjas, nothing.

Snake > Fisher.

Fisher would win. You know why? Because michael ironside plays his voice. so he can't not win.

Carl Johnson kicks everybody's asses. He has rocket launchers, guided missiles, shotguns, sniper rifles( :sniper: ), chainguns, chainsaws, dildos, lowriders, jetpacks, Apache Helicopters and Harrier VTOL jets.

Plus he's black. :cool:

And he has a gang. :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :sniper:

Has Sam Fisher ever fought a giant shaman with a rotary gatling gun before? And won by blowing him up with six stinger missles? I think not. Has Sam Fisher ever swung a shoulder fired rocket launcher around and smacked someone over the head with it? I think not. Has Sam Fisher ever killed a guard by dropping a girlie magazine in his path and then sneaking up on them? I think not.