NationStates Jolt Archive

Ok. You're crazy, bonkers. Your elevator doesn't reach the top floor. Your ideas have hair all over them. You're two bricks shy of a truckload, two sandwitches short of a picnic, one bottle shy of a six-pack, one barrell short of a shotgun. A few clowns short of a circus. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
Dumber than a box of hair.
A few peas short of a casserole.
Don't have all your cornflakes in one box.
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
One taco short of a combination plate.
A few feathers short of a whole duck.
All foam, no beer.
The cheese slid off your cracker.
Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
Have an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
Can't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
Fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
As smart as bait.
Chimney's clogged.
Don't have all your dogs on one leash.
Don't know much but lead the league in nostril hair.
Forgot to pay your brain bill.
Your sewing machine's out of thread.
Your antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
Your belt doesn't go through all the loops.
If you had another brain, it would be lonely.
Missing a few buttons on your remote control.
No grain in the silo.
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
Receiver is off the hook.
Several nuts short of a full pouch.
Skylight leaks a little.
Slinky's kinked.
Surfing in Nebraska.
Too much yardage between the goal posts.
In the pinball game of life, your flippers were a little further apart than most.

Absolute comedy gold!

I've never seen it put so eloquently :D

I may just make a TShirt outta this ^_^

I'm sending that to my local MP!

Wow, that list of clean insults is perhaps the best one ever!

Absolute comedy gold!

I've never seen it put so eloquently :D

I may just make a TShirt outta this ^_^

Hehehe! Glad you liked it! Send me one of the t-shirts if you do them! :D

I gotta have one of those t-shirts, too. What in the world were you responding to? Bet I can just about guess who.

I gotta have one of those t-shirts, too. What in the world were you responding to? Bet I can just about guess who.
I already know who he was responding to - but quick say what your guess is before anyone tells ya!

I already know who he was responding to - but quick say what your guess is before anyone tells ya!

My best guess would be Shraepdoe (SP?)

Re: You voted no to the Civil Unions Bill…

Thankyou for taking an interest in your electorate. Your message has been noted.



Wonder what happens now...

My best guess would be Shraepdoe (SP?)
It was Zeppistan ;)

It was Zeppistan ;)

Oh, that's rich!! How did Zep take it...not well I bet. Wait...I gotta go change my undies!!

LOL........

I'll be smiling for days. :D

Oh, that's rich!! How did Zep take it...not well I bet. Wait...I gotta go change my undies!!

LOL........

ROFLMAO!!! :D

Oh, that's rich!! How did Zep take it...not well I bet. Wait...I gotta go change my undies!!

LOL........

Zepp took it just fine. If that is the only rejoinder he has to a post of mine.... I think I made my point far better than he did!

:D

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Isn't he the funniest Grandpa ever?? :)

that was rather amusing.

Zepp took it just fine. If that is the only rejoinder he has to a post of mine.... I think I made my point far better than he did!

:D
I was just about to post that I think you got it and took it well, no prob.

Call me crazy, but that post was much better received the second time around.

I was just about to post that I think you got it and took it well, no prob.


Hell, I thought it was funny. Didn't do anything to refute the post, but it sure made me smile.

Hell, I thought it was funny. Didn't do anything to refute the post, but it sure made me smile.
Zepp, did I ever thank you for the wonderful addition you made to my letter over the weekend? My teacher loved it and she can't seem to get enough of it. I did have to make a few changes, but 90% of your words are still there.

Class loved it, teacher loved it, and I'm expecting a response from a couple of 8th graders whom I hopefully get thinking.

Hell, I thought it was funny. Didn't do anything to refute the post, but it sure made me smile.

Good! That's more than I can say for some of the others who posted on that thread! :(

Zepp took it just fine. If that is the only rejoinder he has to a post of mine.... I think I made my point far better than he did!

:D

You have no idea how many times some of those same thoughts came to me when reading one of your posts. Sometimes I just don't understand how you can be so obtuse!! But, being a lady....uh huh.

Call me crazy
Vittos, you're crazy.

Man, that's the second time today you've asked someone to do that? What gives?
:D

Good! That's more than I can say for some of the others who posted on that thread! :(

YEah, I had to step away for a bit and found the page of complaints. I'd have stepped to your defence on the matter if your last post on the subject hadn't justified it by simply complaining that I'm "anti-american".


Frankly, I thought you were one who could differentiate between anti-american and anti-Bush, because there IS a difference.

Vittos, you're crazy.

Man, that's the second time today you've asked someone to do that? What gives?
:D

Call me crazy, but I like saying that, and I will persist in running it into the ground.

Zepp, did I ever thank you for the wonderful addition you made to my letter over the weekend? My teacher loved it and she can't seem to get enough of it. I did have to make a few changes, but 90% of your words are still there.

Class loved it, teacher loved it, and I'm expecting a response from a couple of 8th graders whom I hopefully get thinking.


Glad she liked it. I hope that you shamelessly took full credit for it to boost your mark in the class.

:D

Glad she liked it. I hope that you shamelessly took full credit for it to boost your mark in the class.

:D
You betcha, I didn't have the heart to tell my poor teacher. She actually phoned her mother (the Catholic teacher) to read to her the letter.

You betcha, I didn't have the heart to tell my poor teacher. She actually phoned her mother (the Catholic teacher) to read to her the letter.


Yeah, well I just hope that you realize that if you want me to write your final paper for the year.... it's gonna cost you! lol.

glad she liked it though.

YEah, I had to step away for a bit and found the page of complaints. I'd have stepped to your defence on the matter if your last post on the subject hadn't justified it by simply complaining that I'm "anti-american".

Frankly, I thought you were one who could differentiate between anti-american and anti-Bush, because there IS a difference.

I realize that, but sometimes it appears to me that you cross the rather thin line between the two. Sorry if I misjudge you. :(

Very entertaining! Good show! However, I'd like to clarify one point:

Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
This is a common misconeption. There's a lot of Enlightenment bullshit about the inevitibility of progress and all that, be evolution is nothing like that. It can not progress or regress. Life can only change, as improvement is only in how well the self-replicator can survive. If intelligence lost it's advantage, then it would decline in humans. (Don't get into intraspecies competition, please. I know all about it, but am just trying to make a point.)

Very entertaining! Good show! However, I'd like to clarify one point:

This is a common misconeption. There's a lot of Enlightenment bullshit about the inevitibility of progress and all that, be evolution is nothing like that. It can not progress or regress. Life can only change, as improvement is only in how well the self-replicator can survive. If intelligence lost it's advantage, then it would decline in humans. (Don't get into intraspecies competition, please. I know all about it, but am just trying to make a point.)

Dude ... they're all "common" something-or-other. After all, they're intended to be jokes. :)

Dude ... they're all "common" something-or-other. After all, they're intended to be jokes. :)
Yes, I just wanted to make sure of that. Because I've had people say to me about the inevitibility of progress and how it seems impossible that anything could ever regress, and it pisses me off to no end. I know it was a joke, I just needed to assert that.