NationStates Jolt Archive


Is there a doctor in the house?

Brigate
11-02-2005, 16:15
Prove it, in a statment no more than 3 words.
Eutrusca
11-02-2005, 16:16
Prove it, in a statment no more than 3 words.

I'm an EMT, does that help? :)
Brigate
11-02-2005, 16:17
I'm an EMT, does that help? :)
WHO ARE YOU!!! I DEMAND TO KNOW!! WHO IS THIS MAN!!
Demented Hamsters
11-02-2005, 16:19
Prove it, in a statment no more than 3 words.
My Handicap's 12.
Findecano Calaelen
11-02-2005, 16:20
WHO ARE YOU!!! I DEMAND TO KNOW!! WHO IS THIS MAN!!
have another look at his signature, it states who he is pretty clearly
Haken Rider
11-02-2005, 16:20
Prove it, in a statment no more than 3 words.
Me not understand.
The Imperial Navy
11-02-2005, 16:22
I'm a doctor...

But please note I only cure you in exchange for your immortal soul.

*Rubs hands with glee*
Findecano Calaelen
11-02-2005, 16:22
My Handicap's 12.
:D thats classic, but you could just be retired
Kanabia
11-02-2005, 16:23
*scribbles three illegible handwritten words on piece of paper*
Demented Hamsters
11-02-2005, 16:25
:D thats classic, but you could just be retired
Also, I could just have a retarded 12 yr old I keep locked up in the attic.
Gawdly
11-02-2005, 16:26
That's my hand.
Brigate
11-02-2005, 16:29
:mad: ::gundge: And the man
Eldpollard
11-02-2005, 16:30
im a gralefradologist
HC Eredivisie
11-02-2005, 17:47
ik ben dokter.

three dutch words, proving i am a doctor

:D
Conceptualists
11-02-2005, 17:58
*scribbles three illegible handwritten words on piece of paper*
:D
Alien Born
11-02-2005, 18:01
Viva Voce Trauma
Iztatepopotla
11-02-2005, 18:01
Call me tomorrow.
Andaluciae
11-02-2005, 18:02
Die now, fiend!
Jester III
11-02-2005, 18:27
Take two aspirin.
The Elder Malaclypse
16-02-2005, 17:53
I like butter
Occidio Multus
16-02-2005, 18:16
i deal with the mess after the doctors screw up and kill you because most of them are druggies anyhow.


and i like to PLAY doctor- with the right guy ;)
The Elder Malaclypse
16-02-2005, 20:10
i deal with the mess after the doctors screw up and kill you because most of them are druggies anyhow.


and i like to PLAY doctor- with the right guy ;)
WOW!!!!!! I CANT BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT!!!! YOU ARE SOOOO CONTROVERSIAL!!!!! WOW!!!!
Occidio Multus
16-02-2005, 20:14
WOW!!!!!! I CANT BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT!!!! YOU ARE SOOOO CONTROVERSIAL!!!!! WOW!!!!
should i first try to guess your age, or your iq, loser. go beyond 200 posts,m, and you may get used to me. until then, lick yourself.
Scouserlande
16-02-2005, 20:23
have medical degree
The Elder Malaclypse
16-02-2005, 20:24
should i first try to guess your age, or your iq, loser. go beyond 200 posts,m, and you may get used to me. until then, lick yourself.
Hee hee hee!
Janers place
16-02-2005, 20:24
There's Five Outside.
Refused Party Program
16-02-2005, 20:27
When people ask me if there is a doctor is the house I usually answer to the affirmative in case there's a nurse too.
The Elder Malaclypse
31-03-2005, 18:21
ha ha ha
Legless Pirates
31-03-2005, 18:22
AAAAAAAAH!


Cut out with the resurrections :mad: :headbang:
Bottle
31-03-2005, 18:22
Prove it, in a statment no more than 3 words.
here's the bill.
Squirrel Nuts
31-03-2005, 18:25
gimme your money.
Refused Party Program
31-03-2005, 18:27
"Never say 'die'."
The Elder Malaclypse
31-03-2005, 18:30
AAAAAAAAH!


Cut out with the resurrections :mad: :headbang:
i love (http://dannycouchcheerleaders.com/fans/pic/mcalbang/Meldudecopy.jpg) you, in a way
Carnivorous Lickers
31-03-2005, 18:30
"this might pinch"
Legless Pirates
31-03-2005, 18:36
i love (http://dannycouchcheerleaders.com/fans/pic/mcalbang/Meldudecopy.jpg) you, in a way
luuuurve is all around :fluffle:
Katganistan
31-03-2005, 19:58
Insurance card, please.

or

See my nurse.
Whispering Legs
31-03-2005, 20:01
"Why would you want a second opinion? Don't you trust me?"
Lascivious Maximus
31-03-2005, 20:07
(more than three words I know... but...)

This is the way I'm supposed to administer the proctology exam... :eek: <--- patients face.

Where is Aerou, she should be posting in here...
Greedy Pig
31-03-2005, 20:08
Rub my belly ( for good luck.)

Open your mouth

You got insurance?
Whispering Legs
31-03-2005, 20:10
Rub my belly ( for good luck.)

Open your mouth

Spread your legs...
Greedy Pig
31-03-2005, 20:12
Spread your legs...

Thats only for gynea's. But who cares. All doctors look the same.
The Return of DO
31-03-2005, 20:17
Enema right now
South Osettia
31-03-2005, 20:32
*puts stethoscope to chest*

Just breathe in.

*breathes in; moves stethoscope*

Now breathe out.

*breathes out*
Whispering Legs
31-03-2005, 20:36
Thats only for gynea's. But who cares. All doctors look the same.

Bend over, cough