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Let's say, as unlikely as I deem it, the right-wing fundamentalist Christians are right. Unbelievers, non-Christians of all types and liberal Christians are all going to HELL. I say we take over and have a party. Who's willing to come? who thinks they'll end up there, willing or not? What shall we do there? Do we have rules? If we kick somebody out, where do they go? What fun things do we get to do that heaven frowns on?

Have lots of SEX and no marrige!!!
SCORE!!

Ill bring the liquer

I say we take over and have a party.

Better to reign in hell than serve in heav'n.

Better to reign in hell than serve in heav'n.
'cept I won't be doing much reigning in hell :(

I don't think they let mean, old veterans into heaven, so perhaps I'll join you.

I'll bring the air-conditioning, I've heard it gets pretty hot down there.

Fire up the flaming hot tub. I'm diving in!

I don't think they let mean, old veterans into heaven, so perhaps I'll join you.

Are you not destined for Valhalla?

I'll bring the air-conditioning, I've heard it gets pretty hot down there.

Hey, we can always drag ice up from the ninth circle if it gets to toasty for us on the other eight.

Are you not destined for Valhalla?

Unlikely. Don't they only accept "heros?" I'm no hero.

Unlikely. Don't they only accept "heros?" I'm no hero.
I say anybody who's fought for their country is a hero, personally.

Unlikely. Don't they only accept "heros?" I'm no hero.

You're my hero. You and Drunk Commies. :fluffle:

I'm in.

All we do here in maine is grow *mumble mumble* so I'll bring some of that.

You're my hero. You and Drunk Commies. :fluffle:
I can understand Eutrusca, but I'm just a blasphemous, liberal, ex criminal who wants an agressive foreign policy. I don't think I'm qualified.

Well, I've been accused of being Satan by both children (In middle and high school) and 40-something adults (in college), so I call dibs on starting the first orgy.

"I'd prefer the climate of Heaven and the company of Hell."

I can understand Eutrusca, but I'm just a blasphemous, liberal, ex criminal who wants an agressive foreign policy. I don't think I'm qualified.

But I like that in a person!

Carnaval, permanantly running. (Mardi Gras if you prefer that name)

"I'd prefer the climate of Heaven and the company of Hell."

Who said that? It sounds like something Mark Twain would say.

I say anybody who's fought for their country is a hero, personally.

Does this include those that fought for the Fatherland 1939-1945, for example?

"I'd prefer the climate of Heaven and the company of Hell."

Studies show that heaven would be -hotter- than hell. No that's not a pun.

Does this include those that fought for the Fatherland 1939-1945, for example?
Hmm...
Okay, BWO just killed my idea.
Must attempt to reword...

Better to reign in hell than serve in heav'n.

i'd try very hard not to end up there... nasty place, apparently. I mean it's meant as a form of punishment. Doubt there'll be much partying.

Well, I've been accused of being Satan by both children (In middle and high school) and 40-something adults (in college), so I call dibs on starting the first orgy.
I'm in!

Also, I expect lots of honesty in hell... it seems that, in RL, you're damned for saying what's really going on.

You're my hero. You and Drunk Commies. :fluffle:

Awww! Well, I love you too, BK! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

I expect lots of honesty in hell... it seems that, in RL, you're damned for saying what's really going on.

Oh? Do tell.

i'd try very hard not to end up there... nasty place, apparently. I mean it's meant as a form of punishment. Doubt there'll be much partying.

That's alright, if certain people don't come here, it'll be more fun. Well, I hope this thread's still here in a little while. My job-hunting roommate needs to get online for a little bit.

Hurray for the right to live (or die) as we please. Let everybody enjoy themselves and let your neighbor do the same. :fluffle:

Oh? Do tell.
No can do sir, not quite ready to go anywhere but stay in RL right now! ;)

And I have a feeling that if I bring up the example that I heard on the radio this morning, I'll start a nasty debate and potentially some people's feelings could get hurt, or some people could become totally outraged. Including you. So I will leave you to stew in curiousity! :D

(I'm so evil, I know.)

count me in

:sniper:

All the beer's warm and somebody puked on my jacket :(
*crys*

As long as I can import books from any of my favorite authors that made it to heaven, I'm game.

All the beer's warm and somebody puked on my jacket :(
*crys*

sounds like a good start to the party

init

:sniper:

mmmmmm, warm beer. Hey it's not a party unless someone pukes.

I'm so in.

No can do sir, not quite ready to go anywhere but stay in RL right now! ;)

And I have a feeling that if I bring up the example that I heard on the radio this morning, I'll start a nasty debate and potentially some people's feelings could get hurt, or some people could become totally outraged. Including you. So I will leave you to stew in curiousity! :D

(I'm so evil, I know.)

Hmm. Sometimes it's fun to be a bit "evil." Sometimes, that is. ;)

Arharharharharharhar!
We pirates be goin' tae hell anyway, why not 'ave a party??
Rum 'n' cannonballs all round!
*fires cannon*

Im considered an Atheist so I guess we might as well have some fun. Just give me a pitchfork and some Mexicans and shit my eternal life is set

Im considered an Atheist so I guess we might as well have some fun. Just give me a pitchfork and some Mexicans and shit my eternal life is set

That's so wrong, and yet so very funny.

I'm atheist too so i guess that I deserve eternal punishment more than any crusader, witch-hunter, inquisitor or other kinds of religious lunatics ever lived.

But actually, the only thing I ask for is having my own room and two or three sexy Succubi. And some cocain.
That would be enough for me.^^

I'm atheist too so i guess that I deserve eternal punishment more than any crusader, witch-hunter, inquisitor or other kinds of religious lunatics ever lived.

But actually, the only thing I ask for is having my own room and two or three sexy Succubi. And some cocain.
That would be enough for me.^^

Succubi...... Scary ass demons if you ask me. I would want like a demon dog to let them lose on my slaves if they dare opose my power.... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

rolls a large keg beer in.
am i late?

Who's up for some gambling?

*shuffles cards*

Like hell I'd trust your dealing. In hell, poker rules are gonna be eveyone plays naked, and we use an automatic shuffler.

But if EVERYONE cheats on gambling, which no doubt will happen (At least, we're in hell here) than there is no fun part in it any more. :(

Like hell I'd trust your dealing. In hell, poker rules are gonna be eveyone plays naked, and we use an automatic shuffler.

Ill take a sword just in case, you never know whose a rapist down there

Like hell I'd trust your dealing. In hell, poker rules are gonna be eveyone plays naked, and we use an automatic shuffler.
But if we're all naked then where's the point in strip poker?
WHERE???

But if EVERYONE cheats on gambling, which no doubt will happen (At least, we're in hell here) than there is no fun part in it any more. :(
No, it's still fun. It's just a different game.

Well if everybody's cheating, weel just have to see who can cheat better

The things about Hell which make it so great are:

1. All the Fundamentalists etc. will be in Heaven, everyone else will be in Hell. That means that there will be enough people to take it over, and enough to have a kickass party. Hell, there will be so many people even people as ugly as me can get laid!

2. You're dead, therefore you cannot die. That means you can do all the crazy stuff you always wanted to do; for example crystal meth, unprotected sex, and jumping from high things; and not have to suffer for it. This also means that the party/orgy goes on forever!

3. Live music by pretty much every band ever.

4. You get to meet Hitler, and in Hell there is an abundant supply of pitchforks and other such pointy, dangerous objects. Best yet, he can't die either, so he's your pinata for all eternity. This also applies to such other famous people as Ann Coulter and Bill Gates.

5. Fire pits. Need I say more? :p

6. And, to steal Schoeningia's idea, Succubi!

So I'll meet you guys down there in a few decades, and then we'll party like there's nothing to lose. Which there won't be. Save me some beer!

Ill take a sword just in case, you never know whose a rapist down there
FIne, everybody's naked except for their gun holsters, which will be checked for cards before the game.

6. And, to steal Schoeningia's idea, Succubi!
Bah! Pale imitations. I will be going after the true challenge, Lilith herself.

The things about Hell which make it so great are:

1. All the Fundamentalists etc. will be in Heaven, everyone else will be in Hell. That means that there will be enough people to take it over, and enough to have a kickass party. Hell, there will be so many people even people as ugly as me can get laid!

2. You're dead, therefore you cannot die. That means you can do all the crazy stuff you always wanted to do; for example crystal meth, unprotected sex, and jumping from high things; and not have to suffer for it. This also means that the party/orgy goes on forever!

3. Live music by pretty much every band ever.

4. You get to meet Hitler, and in Hell there is an abundant supply of pitchforks and other such pointy, dangerous objects. Best yet, he can't die either, so he's your pinata for all eternity. This also applies to such other famous people as Ann Coulter and Bill Gates.

5. Fire pits. Need I say more? :p

6. And, to steal Schoeningia's idea, Succubi!

So I'll meet you guys down there in a few decades, and then we'll party like there's nothing to lose. Which there won't be. Save me some beer!

The idea of fire pits alone makes me tingle..... Poor slaves muahahahahahahahaha

I'd be there! Sex sex sex as the second poster said! ^.^

Bah! Pale imitations. I will be going after the true challenge, Lilith herself.
Hmm.
An excellent choice.

The things about Hell which make it so great are:

2. You're dead, therefore you cannot die. That means you can do all the crazy stuff you always wanted to do; for example crystal meth


You are free of all inhibitions, and the first thing you come up with to do is crystal meth? You would fit in well in my hometown, but I'll tell you right now, it isn't worth it at all.

Woaaaaaaaaaa Lilith? nah I rather have Christina Aguilera, or Jennifer Lopez. Their bound to be there for sure

Woaaaaaaaaaa Lilith? nah I rather have Christina Aguilera, or Jennifer Lopez. Their bound to be there for sure
Not the *band* Lilith, silly.
The demon!

Not the *band* Lilith, silly.
The demon!

Still shes a scary one, who the heck wants somebody that makes nonstop demons? I sure as hell dont, then again I do need demons to torture my slaves......... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

gets the beer bong..it ain't a party unless theres a beer bong

Not the *band* Lilith, silly.
The demon!
Not a demon. The first woman. But apparently she then got some cool powers because God decided to hate her.

Still shes a scary one, who the heck wants somebody that makes nonstop demons? I sure as hell dont, then again I do need demons to torture my slaves......... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*sniffs* Nothing but religious agitprop, I'm sure.

Not a demon. The first woman. But apparently she then got some cool powers because God decided to hate her.
Well, whatever.
She's still awesome.

The story of Lilith is confusing as hell. All I know is that shes a scary bitch that make nonstop demons and desides to eat them alive once in a while.............

Well, whatever.
She's still awesome.
Yeah. She's hot.
http://www.tillmann-group.de/mythen/ld_lilit.jpg

Fire... Bladed objects... Good music...

Sounds like fun! http://zoo.nightstar.net/images/smiles/FIREdevil.gif

Well, whatever.
She's still awesome.
For a better perspective of Lilith. read this webcomic: http://www.clanbob.net/lifeofriley.php?view=2001-02-07

Admittedly she doesn't make her appearance till the end of the comic, but it's a good webcomic to read anyway.

Well, apparently I'm headed for the City of Dis anyway, so I might as well bring some of my 190 proof moonshine with me. And all the fatties I can roll

Hmmmmmmmm Buritos...... Man my Mexican Slaves would be making food all day long, since in Hell you cant really get fat

For a better perspective of Lilith. read this webcomic: http://www.clanbob.net/lifeofriley.php?view=2001-02-07
Hmm.
The blonde guy has a rather interesting choice of lower-body wear.

In Hell, do I get to listen to lots of metal? Me likey metal. Mmmmmm!

It would be cool to somehow lock god in a room and force him to hear gospel songs all eternity

Its Hell, listen to what ever you want. Personally I'm going to bring my Gob and turn it all the way up...

You started the party without me and I missed it. :mad:

*peeks in to see how Kit's party is going*


ooooohhh.....look at all the snacks!

*has some devils' food cake*

Hmm.
The blonde guy has a rather interesting choice of lower-body wear.
Bah, kilts are perfectly acceptable wear for men. Unless they're short. A short kilt is not something I want to see.

I say anybody who's fought for their country is a hero, personally.
Even Hitler?

The only bad part about a party in Hell is that its still Hell...unless you happen to be a masochist, in which case you suffer no pain, but then * head explodes*

Other than that, I'm all in. I can bring the music if needed.

Even Hitler?
Bodies Without Organs already gave me a mental trouncing over that one.
I messed up.

I'll bring the JD.
and then sex!, lots of it for everyone!, and no marrage!!!

Bodies Without Organs already gave me a mental trouncing over that one.
I messed up.
I forgive you, because I in fact am messing up this very moment by feeding my NS addiction rather than doing homework, and it's only getting later...

Poor Neo :(

*brings teh big ass sack of chronic buds*

I would rather laff with the sinners than cry with the saints

:fluffle:

Amid the weeping, gnashing of teeth, and complete darkness, I suppose you could all throw a great kegger. Of course, and decent alcohol would probably burst into flames from your proximity to the lake of fire, but that is ok, right? Read Dante's Inferno and tell me how fun it sounds...

*brings teh big ass sack of chronic buds*

I would rather laff with the sinners than cry with the saints

:fluffle:
Screaming in hell is better than boredom in heaven.

dude lets see if we can get some live entertainment

kick out the jams man

and mb we can go demon-tipping or something

rock on

Imagine that, with a name like HadesRulesMuch and he doesn't want to join a party in hell. So much for judging a book by it's cover. :p

Bu then again, we actually have wine made from water in heaven. It's not BYOB. I also don't recall reading anything that said smoking reefer is a sin. So, I suppose we get all the same stuff, minus the pain, torture, etc....

Imagine that, with a name like HadesRulesMuch and he doesn't want to join a party in hell. So much for judging a book by it's cover. :p
LOL I think I took the name from a rather interesting experience with Greek mythology and Marijuana + Beer = Really Fucked Up.
Just so ya know.

no shit.... and doesnt he know that Dantes Inferno was the old hell? The new hell is way kuhler, and its all about pleasure now. Gambling, Orgies, drugs.... my kinda place.

Well us up here in Heaven get water into wine all the time, the temperatures a whole lot better, and the real bonus is I don't have to be in perpetual anguish....WITH WARM BEER.

And I'm pretty sure that any sex with a succubi would eventually involve losing certain body parts...

no thanks.

We had AC and a really big fridge put in. And the demons think we're so cool all they want is to join the party.

plus the eternal fires help keep the joints lit (and we never run out of lighters)

theres also alot to be said about our beloved "banned movie night".

During the drum circles Satan provides awesome fireworks.

What fun things do we get to do that heaven frowns on?

Here's the schedule:

8:00 am - Breakfast.
8:30 am - Group shower.
9:15 am - Watch cartoons.
2:00 pm - Lunch.
2:30 pm - Naked time.
2:45 pm - Dress each other in the dark.
4:00 pm - The booze begins to flow.
5:00 pm - Light snack.
5:15 pm - Strip Trivial Pursuit.
7:00 pm - Beer Run!
8:00 pm - An open and frank discussion about our feelings.
8:02 pm - Mud Fight!
9:00 pm - Dinner.
10:00 pm - Answer NS issues.
10:30 pm - Movie time.
12:30 am - Watch the really drunk ones try to find the bathroom.
1:30 am - Partner up and go to bed.

5:15 pm - Strip Trivial Pursuit.
After which I will still be fully clothed, unless we play that stupid 90's edition.

Bu then again, we actually have wine made from water in heaven. It's not BYOB. I also don't recall reading anything that said smoking reefer is a sin. So, I suppose we get all the same stuff, minus the pain, torture, etc....
Didn't you get the memo? Satan figured that torturing people was playing right into god's hands and so stopped. Now the people in Hell have it better than those in heaven.

It's getting hot in here.. so take of all your clothes!!

The roof! The Roof! The Roof is on fire!

Here's the schedule:

8:00 am - Breakfast.
8:30 am - Group shower.
9:15 am - Watch cartoons.
2:00 pm - Lunch.
2:30 pm - Naked time.
2:45 pm - Dress each other in the dark.
4:00 pm - The booze begins to flow.
5:00 pm - Light snack.
5:15 pm - Strip Trivial Pursuit.
7:00 pm - Beer Run!
8:00 pm - An open and frank discussion about our feelings.
8:02 pm - Mud Fight!
9:00 pm - Dinner.
10:00 pm - Answer NS issues.
10:30 pm - Movie time.
12:30 am - Watch the really drunk ones try to find the bathroom.
1:30 am - Partner up and go to bed.


HA! You gotta plan my next party for me

5:15 pm - Strip Trivial Pursuit.
Wow, totally need to try that one!

Wow, totally need to try that one!

Works like this:

Play the game as normal.

If you answer a standard question wrong, you must remove an article of clothing. If you answer a pie question wrong, you must remove two articles of clothing.

If you answer a standard question right, you get to remove one article of clothing from the person to your right. If you answer a pie question right, you get to remove one article of clothing from all other players.

If you roll a 1 at any time, you must blindly grab an article of clothing out of the pile and put it on. It does not matter if it is yours or not and it does not matter if you've already got on that article of clothing. For example, if you've got on some boxers and grab panties, stretch them on. Deal with it. :D

1) The trick with succubi is to remember: You're already dead.

2) Dante's Inferno wasn't so bad. I mean come on, you get to hang out with Virgil. Also, those people in the holes with their feet sticking out? Tickle torture, anyone? Bwahahahaha

Wow, Keru, you really know how to plan a party! One problem. The alchohol only starts flowing at 4.00pm? Ah well, up till then there's always sex.

And whoever complains about fire-pits has obviously not taken this into account: we can breathe fire! Down a bottle or six of something strong, and you can shoot fireballs!

*Puts on party hat and lies down on train track*

Here's the schedule:

8:00 am - Breakfast.

1:30 am - Partner up and go to bed.
Breakfast at 8:00 am? :eek: Now that is really Hell! I want more time for sex and sleep after partnering up for the night! :D

Breakfast at 8:00 am? :eek: Now that is really Hell! I want more time for sex and sleep after partnering up for the night! :D
Hang on. It's Hell. We'll be dead. Why do we need to sleep? Why don't we just amend that to say 'screwing' for 12 hrs in a day :D

Massive orgies!

Hey, mushrooms will grow underground, won't they?
We can hunt imps for fun. We'll all go tearing off after them with torches like some crazy mob after the Frankenstein monster. Roast marshmellows and hot dogs. Hang out with Voltaire, Richard the Lion-hearted and Crazy Horse.

Anybody ever read the Heroes in Hell series?

*goes tearing around Hell, chasing imps*

*makes sweet love to random person*

*tokes a fatty*