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Hey everyone time once again to break out of the shackles of forum policy and create a thread that is designed purely and simply to be hijacked.

That being said, I want all responses to this thread to be exactly what you want them to be, and we'll see what happens.

*covers an eye with one hand and makes a hook with the finger from the other hand* ARGH! I'm a pirate!

Hey everyone time once again to break out of the shackles of forum policy

But I *like* being shackled...

But I *like* being shackled...
It's just so...
Kinky.

So how about that donimatrix, eh? Pretty kinky.

It's just so...
Kinky.

Fun, too ^.^

Fun, too ^.^
Mmm, handcuffs...

Mmm, handcuffs...

Shhhh... if you keep talking like that the mods'll come and take you away

They're jealous 'cause I have fluffy handcuffs and they don't

Fine, no more donimatrix.

I tried to make one of these once.

...

It shoulda been locked by now...

i was gonna enjoy hijacking this hijackable thread, but you two have beat me to it, and very sucessfully.

im going to back away slowly and leave.

Free Thought
*Frees thought* Now what do I do? *holds thought for ransom*

i was gonna enjoy hijacking this hijackable thread, but you two have beat me to it, and very sucessfully.

im going to back away slowly and leave.

No, it's ok, you can hijack it too.

Shhhh... if you keep talking like that the mods'll come and take you away
And handcuff me? And tie me up? And...
And I should probably shut up.

so whos goin to hijack this thread

So which game sucks more... Counterstrike or Halo?

So which game sucks more... Counterstrike or Halo?


hmm probly counterstrike

so whos goin to hijack this thread

my guess would be a mod in alittle while.

and he wont give it back. 'tis ok, i got in before the lock, so i am happy.

hmm probly counterstrike

I agree. At least playing halo single-player you don't have to deal with the community.

why would they hijack the thread it a awsome thread that waiting for someone to hijack it

So how's the weather with everyone? It's sunny here in california.

it is alright in australia pretty shity were i live

On a lighter note, where do I set my location on these craaaazy jolt forums?

On a lighter note, where do I set my location on these craaaazy jolt forums?

scroll up to the veerry top. you see the big thing that says nation states on the left? look just under that, and click profile. its in there, shouldnt be too hard to find.

scroll up to the veerry top. you see the big thing that says nation states on the left? look just under that, and click profile. its in there, shouldnt be too hard to find.


Thankee.

scroll up to the veerry top. you see the big thing that says nation states on the left? look just under that, and click profile. its in there, shouldnt be too hard to find.
This thread accomplished somethin usefull?!? :impressed: but :sad:

This thread accomplished somethin usefull?!? :impressed: but :sad:

Sorree.

This thread accomplished somethin usefull?!? :impressed: but :sad:

haha.. what can i say? im sure you'll get your absolutly random, pointless thread soon enough. perhaps if master of pointless humor joined - neo anarchists.

Thankee.

welc...err.. welcomee?

Then again if the point of the thread is to hijacked logicaly it cannot be hijacked. On a side note counterstrike was awesome, getting a bit old now. Half-life 2 forever.

Sorree.
It's okay. You're foregiven.

Then again if the point of the thread is to hijacked logicaly it cannot be hijacked. On a side note counterstrike was awesome, getting a bit old now. Half-life 2 forever.

i havent played half-life 2 yet. i had to install something, register with someone else, install something else, register with them, reboot, continue installing....

thats when i gave the damned game away. i dont want to play something i have to put that much work into just to play.

i havent played half-life 2 yet. i had to install something, register with someone else, install something else, register with them, reboot, continue installing....

thats when i gave the damned game away. i dont want to play something i have to put that much work into just to play.

Well yes the install sucks, lucky it went well for me, no repeats. It is one hell of a game though.

Well yes the install sucks, lucky it went well for me, no repeats. It is one hell of a game though.

ah, im saving myself for the sequals of my two favorite games ever. nwn 2 and elder scrolls 4. maybe if a friend has half-life 2 installed i'll try it out.

My my my... just look at this.

I turn my back and go away for a bit and I have people freeing their thought all over their neighbors. Woo hoo!

Speaking of woo hoo-ing...

Woo hoo!
Woo hoo hoo!
Woo hoo!
Woo hoo hoo!
Woo hoo!
Woo hoo!

Speaking of woo hoo-ing...

Woo hoo!
Woo hoo hoo!
Woo hoo!
Woo hoo hoo!
Woo hoo!
Woo hoo!
"I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
It wasn’t easy
But nothing is, no

Woo-hoo! When I feel heavy metal
Woo-hoo! And I’m pins and I’m needles
Woo-hoo! Well I lie and I’m easy
All of the time but I’m never sure when I need you
Pleased to meet you

I got my head done
When I was young
It’s not my problem
It’s not my problem

Woo-hoo! When I feel heavy metal
Woo-hoo! And I’m pins and I’m needles
Woo-hoo! Well I lie and I’m easy
All of the time but I’m never sure when I need you
Pleased to meet you

Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah"

(snip)

haha, that song is awesome.

ah, im saving myself for the sequals of my two favorite games ever. nwn 2 and elder scrolls 4. maybe if a friend has half-life 2 installed i'll try it out.

As long as the system can handle it (large requirements) it is pure fun, both on and offline.

Holy random post batman

As long as the system can handle it (large requirements) it is pure fun, both on and offline.

it could probably handle it, cause i get free stuff from programmers uber-computers... i just dont want it. i hate it when games bundle a bunch of required crap with it. im going to keep talking about how much i hate it, but i'll probably try it out in awhile

Heil World of Warcraft!

I'm sorry, I couldn't help it. Everyone knows that WoW is the MMORPG this year. Sorry, Everquest II, you tried, but you just can't beat Blizzard. Oh, and a leveling system that is alot better than yours!

*watches WoW walk off to join the last few "it" MMORPG's of the year: Final Fantasy XI, Anarchy Online, Everquest I, Ultima Online, and EvE-online*

Let us all just take a moment to revel in Patrick Stewart's inherent superiority.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39137000/jpg/_39137111_pg_x_patrick_afp.jpg

Ahhh....

Look at him, being better than all the rest of us.

i like coffee does anyone else like coffee??
i also like fornicating does anyone else like fornicating??

Holy random post batman

Yes Robin! To the Forum Cave!

it could probably handle it, cause i get free stuff from programmers uber-computers... i just dont want it. i hate it when games bundle a bunch of required crap with it. im going to keep talking about how much i hate it, but i'll probably try it out in awhile

I totaly agree, valve screwed up bad making you verify files online and stuff, real bad. But I find it hard to stay mad at them having played the game, if they make this verifying stuff a trend I will shoot them, but I can forgive small sins.

Let us all just take a moment to revel in Patrick Stewart's inherent superiority.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39137000/jpg/_39137111_pg_x_patrick_afp.jpg

Ahhh....

Look at him, being better than all the rest of us.

Yes...

it is so relaxing and fun to know how much superior he is than me...

Of course, once he dies I'll be the best, but Ill let the man have his fun...

For now...

hmm computers are cool but did i ever metion to u my fear of the internet

Let us all just take a moment to revel in Patrick Stewart's inherent superiority.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39137000/jpg/_39137111_pg_x_patrick_afp.jpg

Ahhh....

Look at him, being better than all the rest of us.

that smug bastard!

Let us all just take a moment to revel in Patrick Stewart's inherent superiority.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39137000/jpg/_39137111_pg_x_patrick_afp.jpg

Ahhh....

Look at him, being better than all the rest of us.
Oh yeah?
http://img99.exs.cx/img99/2968/dartvader1ir.jpg
Take that!!!

Here we go again...

hmm computers are cool but did i ever metion to u my fear of the internet

Dude, what the fuck is the internet?

lol it a network of millions of computers

I totaly agree, valve screwed up bad making you verify files online and stuff, real bad. But I find it hard to stay mad at them having played the game, if they make this verifying stuff a trend I will shoot them, but I can forgive small sins.

yeah, damn them. if only they didnt make a (probably) great game. i hate not being able to stay mad at people.

lol it a network of millions of computers

You missed the Jay and Silent Bob throw back, but tis cool. And just because I love you so much, I will download the internet onto a floppy disk for you and give it to you for Christmas.

Oh yeah?
http://img99.exs.cx/img99/2968/dartvader1ir.jpg
Take that!!!

Here we go again...

OMFG!

When I was starting out (like, back in June...) I used an EXACT version(well, a bit smaller...) version of that picture to represent my leader! How ODD!

Anyhooo....

http://media.adventchildren.net/misc/Barret.gif

Goooo Final Fantasy!

Holy page breaking picture, Batman!

You missed the Jay and Silent Bob throw back, but tis cool. And just because I love you so much, I will download the internet onto a floppy disk for you and give it to you for Christmas.


well im sort of also have a fear or floppy disks

Oh my God! You killed my frame! YOU BASTARD!

Holy page breaking picture, Batman!

Yes, it shows it's sooooo much better than your picture! It didn't even make a dent, yet mine is so totally awesome the regular page couldn't contain is superiority.

a frame what the hell??

well im sort of also have a fear or floppy disks

But it has the innernet on it!

Oh my God! You killed my frame! YOU BASTARD!

Barret can kick your ass anyday. His mechanical arm and massive body will crush you like an ant.

but im afraid of the internet so i would probly have to burn the present

Yes, it shows it's sooooo much better than your picture! It didn't even make a dent, yet mine is so totally awesome the regular page couldn't contain is superiority.
:headbang: :headbang:

/ \Look they head bang in unison.
||
||

:headbang: :headbang:

I would do the same if i had realized that I had been beaten by my awesomeness and my ability to bend the cosmos to my whim.

You can't burn a floppy silly. It's plastic and would melt.

You can't burn a floppy silly. It's plastic and would melt.
*burns a floppy*
Yes you can, see....wait a sec....damn.

but it would still be destoryed
maby i should go and try and destroy the internet bit by bit

*burns a floppy*
Yes you can, see....wait a sec....damn.

Dude, your awesomeness makes me feel inadequate...

I will now go cry and write a nasty letter about you in my blog!

Damn rich kids with their floppy burners... wish I had a floppy burner...

but it would still be destoryed
maby i should go and try and destroy the internet bit by bit

Here's a great link for you then...

http://www.turnofftheinternet.com

Here's a great link for you then...

http://www.turnofftheinternet.com


its funny cozz its on the net

Here's a great link for you then...

http://www.turnofftheinternet.com

AHHH! I keep pressing the button but NOTHING HAPPENS!

It must have been made by people in India...

its funny cozz its on the net

Did you check it out? It makes me giggle hardcore.

it worked for me but clicked it to many times and its taken me ages to close all the windows

AHHH! I keep pressing the button but NOTHING HAPPENS!

It must have been made by people in India...
If you have a browser that blocks popups, or a program that does, you need to allow popups for it to work.

i did but i disabled it when it didnt apper to pop up

it worked for me but clicked it to many times and its taken me ages to close all the windows

ALT + F4 didn't do it for ya?

naah i didnt i ust did it the manual click on the x in the top corner of the screen

i just relised i just hijacked this thread i feel so proud

What are the qualifications for a thread to be labeled 'hot'? It isn't the total number of responses, as I've observed threads that have the same number, while only some of them are 'hot'. Is it responses within a certain time period, perhaps?

What are the qualifications for a thread to be labeled 'hot'? It isn't the total number of responses, as I've observed threads that have the same number, while only some of them are 'hot'. Is it responses within a certain time period, perhaps?

Uhhh.... I dunno, did this one actually get labeled hot?

hmm i think it is the number of replies in a certian time

AHHH! I keep pressing the button but NOTHING HAPPENS!

It must have been made by people in India...
NOthing happened for me either. But they are talking like it gives uber popups. YOu wouldn't by chance be using firefox?

naah i didnt i ust did it the manual click on the x in the top corner of the screen

i just relised i just hijacked this thread i feel so proud

I was proud of myself once...
Then my mom told me that eating cat poop was bad for me.

NOthing happened for me either. But they are talking like it gives uber popups. YOu wouldn't by chance be using firefox?

I use Firefox. And you just have to allow popups temporarily, only one comes up

HEY YOU GUYS
http://img61.exs.cx/img61/3780/internet5ak.jpg

HEY YOU GUYS
http://img61.exs.cx/img61/3780/internet5ak.jpg

hahahaha that picture is friggin awesome.

HEY YOU GUYS
http://img61.exs.cx/img61/3780/internet5ak.jpg

Dude, again with your awesomeness. That picture rocks out totally hardcore!

I was proud of myself once...
Then my mom told me that eating cat poop was bad for me.



what :eek: cat poops bad for u :( now what am i spose to have for dinner

what :eek: cat poops bad for u :( now what am i spose to have for dinner

Do like the Indians do... eat the cat!

but i had that last night now im just finishing off the poop that i had left in the feezer

That's why it wouldn't work for me!

I have firefox, so i don't get all the annoying popups you Internet Explorer people use!

Get a real browser:
http://www.spreadfirefox.com/community/images/affiliates/Buttons/110x32/get.gif
(http://www.mozilla.org/products/firefox/)

That's why it wouldn't work for me!

I have firefox, so i don't get all the annoying popups you Internet Explorer people use!

Get a real browser:
http://www.spreadfirefox.com/community/images/affiliates/Buttons/110x32/get.gif
(http://www.mozilla.org/products/firefox/)

Sweet, but actually IE users with Windows XP SP2 have that same nifty-neato feature as us cool Firefox users.

That's why it wouldn't work for me!

I have firefox, so i don't get all the annoying popups you Internet Explorer people use!

Get a real browser:
*snip*
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but i like the annoying pop ups

That's why it wouldn't work for me!

I have firefox, so i don't get all the annoying popups you Internet Explorer people use!

Get a real browser:
http://www.spreadfirefox.com/community/images/affiliates/Buttons/110x32/get.gif
(http://www.mozilla.org/products/firefox/)

I concur.

but i like the annoying pop ups

You are insane. You lose. You get nothing. Good day sir!

Sweet, but actually IE users with Windows XP SP2 have that same nifty-neato feature as us cool Firefox users.

No.

They don't get tabbed-browsing, IE is Fugly, they can't customize it the same as we customize Firefox, and IE is so HORRIBLE when it comes to viruses it isn't even FUNNY. I got over 10 trojans in about a month with IE, i haven't gotten any in the last...oh... 4 months i've had Firefox.

Sweet, but actually IE users with Windows XP SP2 have that same nifty-neato feature as us cool Firefox users.
Yes, but we FF users have even more uber cool stuff. Like the ability for any total moron to modify the program and speed it up.
Posted on 12/12/2004 12:45:50 PM PST by KoRn

Here's something for broadband people that will really speed Firefox up:

1.Type "about:config" into the address bar and hit return. Scroll down and look for the following entries:

network.http.pipelining network.http.proxy.pipelining network.http.pipelining.maxrequests

Normally the browser will make one request to a web page at a time. When you enable pipelining it will make several at once, which really speeds up page loading.

2. Alter the entries as follows:

Set "network.http.pipelining" to "true"

Set "network.http.proxy.pipelining" to "true"

Set "network.http.pipelining.maxrequests" to some number like 30. This means it will make 30 requests at once.

3. Lastly right-click anywhere and select New-> Integer. Name it "nglayout.initialpaint.delay" and set its value to "0". This value is the amount of time the browser waits before it acts on information it recieves.

If you're using a broadband connection you'll load pages MUCH faster now!

No.

They don't get tabbed-browsing, IE is Fugly, they can't customize it the same as we customize Firefox, and IE is so HORRIBLE when it comes to viruses it isn't even FUNNY. I got over 10 trojans in about a month with IE, i haven't gotten any in the last...oh... 4 months i've had Firefox.

Actually I was specifically refering to the popup blocking in that post. I've been tinkering with Firefox since the beta, and it is infinitely better, and always will be because it lacks a certain company's name... Microsoft.

PS - Sadly I am a Windows XP user... well... until I learn a little more about Red Hat that is.

Yes, but we FF users have even more uber cool stuff. Like the ability for any total moron to modify the program and speed it up.

Woah!

It DOES load faster!

PS - Sadly I am a Windows XP user... well... until I learn a little more about Red Hat that is.

i would suggest slackware, i've been happy with it.. but i know very little.

IF your computer has the processing power you can have it make several thousand requests a second.

Actually I was specifically refering to the popup blocking in that post. I've been tinkering with Firefox since the beta, and it is infinitely better, and always will be because it lacks a certain company's name... Microsoft.

PS - Sadly I am a Windows XP user... well... until I learn a little more about Red Hat that is.

But Firefox can be used on Windows too...

Oh, and Red Hat is t3h sux0rz. Get something like Debian(NOT for the n00b...), Xandros, or Yoper. Red Hat is just....ugh.

Of course, I use XP because of the totally awesome gamingness, but Linux is good if you want a stable system.

i would suggest slackware, i've been happy with it.. but i know very little.

I'm currently learning how to use Red Hat, so I'll stick with it for the moment. Once I know enough to start using it as my primary then I'll look into slackware.

Linux rules.

Woah!

It DOES load faster!
:eek:
Wow.
Coooooool.

I'm currently learning how to use Red Hat, so I'll stick with it for the moment. Once I know enough to start using it as my primary then I'll look into slackware.

Linux rules.


Yes, Linux does rule...

When you aren't trying to run a Video Game newer than from 1997 on it.

But Firefox can be used on Windows too...

Oh, and Red Hat is t3h sux0rz. Get something like Debian(NOT for the n00b...), Xandros, or Yoper. Red Hat is just....ugh.

Of course, I use XP because of the totally awesome gamingness, but Linux is good if you want a stable system.

I understand that Red Hat blows as far as other Linux systems are concerned, but it is the entry level Linux, and as such it is the one my instructor chose to teach from. Next semester is Debian, and since I get the software from school anyway, I'ma just bounce around.

Yes, Linux does rule...

When you aren't trying to run a Video Game newer than from 1997 on it.
It actually depends on how you install it. Linux is so insanely open-ended that you can make anything work quite nicely on it, you just have to know how.

I understand that Red Hat blows as far as other Linux systems are concerned, but it is the entry level Linux, and as such it is the one my instructor chose to teach from. Next semester is Debian, and since I get the software from school anyway, I'ma just bounce around.

You get to learn Linux at school?

I had to learn it from this nerdy kid at school!

I had to learn it from this nerdy kid at school!
I had to learn it from accidentally formatting my Windows partition and having no way to turn back...

I had to learn it from accidentally formatting my Windows partition and having no way to turn back...

LOL!

Why didn't ye just re-install Windows?

You get to learn Linux at school?

I had to learn it from this nerdy kid at school!

Yeah, I'm studying computer science. OS 101 was Windows 3.x, 102 was Windows 95-2000/ME, 105 is XP, 112 is Red Hat Linux, and 212 is Debian.

University level computer courses kick so much more ass.

Goodnight all. Be back tomorrow!!

LOL!

Why didn't ye just re-install Windows?
I got ripped off by Best Buy and there was no restore disc, which I only found out two years after I had purchased the computer, and the warranty had expired, so they wouldn't service it for some reason or other.

So I got to use Linux for two months until the computer just stopped working altogether and I had to purchase a new one.

I got ripped off by Best Buy and there was no restore disc, which I only found out two years after I had purchased the computer, and the warranty had expired, so they wouldn't service it for some reason or other.

So I got to use Linux for two months until the computer just stopped working altogether and I had to purchase a new one.

Which Linux did ye use?

Which Linux did ye use?
Some version of Red Hat that came free in a magazine.

Some version of Red Hat that came free in a magazine.

Lol.

Thread hasn't been hijacked in awhile. SWITCH!

I like pie.

Thread hasn't been hijacked in awhile. SWITCH!

I like pie.

P....

P....

P...i....

P...i...e....??????????


PIE!

ARGH!

DIE!!!!

HEIL OREO PIE!

http://www.n0by.de/n0/b/n00b.jpg

P....

P....

P...i....

P...i...e....??????????


PIE!

ARGH!

DIE!!!!

HEIL OREO PIE!

http://www.n0by.de/n0/b/n00b.jpg


It's like you said Peter, I'ma the freakin' Pope.

Thread hasn't been hijacked in awhile. SWITCH!

I like pie.

Hmmm I prefer Pi. Its less fattening and makes me seem more intelligent.

It's like I said Peter, I'ma the freakin' Pope.

The Pope is actually Polish, not Italian.

God, I love my Polish-Slavic Heritage...

Hmmm I prefer Pi. Its less fattening and makes me seem more intelligent.

AH! At the time of this post you are at 311 posts! PUBLIC INDECENCY!

The Pope is actually Polish, not Italian.

God, I love my Polish-Slavic Heritage...

Don't watch Family Guy do ya?

AH! At the time of this post you are at 311 posts! PUBLIC INDECENCY!

It wasn't my fault. NOOOOO you cant take me away.

Don't watch Family Guy do ya?

I do.

But this thread isn't supposed to make sense and is supposed to be Hijacked, right? :)

I do.

But this thread isn't supposed to make sense and is supposed to be Hijacked, right? :)

Right, just explaining where it came from, and I boned up the original quote anyway. I'ma go choke myself with this wicked cool squishy ball I found.

Kay, well, it's time for me to go nighty night now. Been fun guys, been real fun.

Kay, well, it's time for me to go nighty night now. Been fun guys, been real fun.

NOOOOOOOO!!!

Now who will wash my feet?

Hijacking this thread, hmm?




*Launches nukes at everyone*

*Dispatches a fleet of PlutoCons to engage in Wild West syle airborne dogfighting*