Is Ashlee Simpson the Antichrist (or any other form of ultimate evil)?
After seeing several episodes of her new horribly staged "reality" show I feel as if the apocalypse is at hand.
Neo-Anarchists
10-02-2005, 06:48
No, Marilyn Manson is the Antichrist.
He even said so himself!
The Olsen Twins are both halves of the Anti-Christ.
Actually, now that I'm thinking, they're all parts to one glorious whole.
Sorkovia
10-02-2005, 06:50
After seeing several episodes of her new horribly staged "reality" show I feel as if the apocalypse is at hand.
No.. she's just another performer who's having a go. Good luck to her (even if she is a little... hmmm different).
Alright, well assuming they both have legitimate claims to Antichristendom, who has a more adverse effect on humanity?
Armed Bookworms
10-02-2005, 06:55
No, she's just the overrated little sister of the antichrist.
Well then how do you explain the fact that my grandmother went to see her perform live, then mysteriously died seven days later?
Nationalist Valhalla
10-02-2005, 07:05
i would hope the antichrist would have both a bit more style and substance. perhaps the whore of babyon, but i think even that would be giving her too much credit. i'm holding out for condi rice for that honor myself.
That theory makes sense. She could use the gap in her teeth to suck the souls of children.
She's pretty eloquent, too, so she could probably lure many an unwary traveller to his/her/its death.
I guess I just assumed Ashlee Simpson because she really doesn't mask her intentions to torture and cause suffering very well. Plus, she's gotten everywhere like the embodied form of smallpox. It's like she's trying to destroy us subconsciously so that we will be powerless to stop her once she gains enough strength.
Occidio Multus
10-02-2005, 08:34
since stupidity is evil, i say yes.
...that just so happens to be one of her stronger suits, unfortunately.
Jessica Simpson is eye-rolling stupid...Ashlee Simpson is more of a malicious, irritating stupid that makes me want to cry.