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Colodia
10-02-2005, 03:08
Yep, debate whatever the HELL you feel like, given that it's not something that's been debated before in recent times on NS.

Use common sense guys, I don't want to hear abortion, gay marriage, or who's the bigger douche bag - Kerry or Bush?

Start your debates whenever you feel like, hijacking is a-okay, several debates at once are a-okay, etc.

First debate: Is this topic suitable for people who debate over meaningful things?

(oh btw, HAVE SOME BLOODY FUN! :D)
New Sancrosanctia
10-02-2005, 03:10
(oh btw, HAVE SOME BLOODY FUN! :D)
No! :mad:
New Foxxinnia
10-02-2005, 03:10
May I answer that with a question? Do you have any idea what circumstances holding the Scroll of Sorrow may carry?
The SLAGLands
10-02-2005, 03:11
My roommate can't find anything useful to do with his copy of Halo 2.

Do you think it's edible?

DISCUSS!
Pythagosaurus
10-02-2005, 03:11
Colodia is cool!
Branin
10-02-2005, 03:11
I belive this topic is perfectly suitable for those who debate over reasonalble things. Just as long as those reasonable things do not enter this thread. :D
Colodia
10-02-2005, 03:11
May I answer that with a question? Do you have any idea what circumstances holding the Scroll of Sorrow may carry?
Do you have any idea of what the power of a single post is?
Neo-Anarchists
10-02-2005, 03:12
(oh btw, HAVE SOME BLOODY FUN! :D)
Bloody fun?
Who are we killing?
Neo-Anarchists
10-02-2005, 03:12
Do you have any idea of what the power of a single post is?
Who is John Galt?
Colodia
10-02-2005, 03:12
My roommate can't find anything useful to do with his copy of Halo 2.

Do you think it's edible?

DISCUSS!
Why? Do you also think Master Chief is yummy?
Branin
10-02-2005, 03:13
My roommate can't find anything useful to do with his copy of Halo 2.

Do you think it's edible?

DISCUSS!
Only if you microwave it first. CD"S IN MICROWAVES DO COOL STUFF, especially the silver backed ones!

Don't try this in an expensive microwave, I haven't broken one yet but it is probably a possibility.
Colodia
10-02-2005, 03:13
Bloody fun?
Who are we killing?
Purpose, Neo-Anarchists...purpose...

oh, and Queen Elizabeth. But I thought the first sentence would sound cool in my Agent Smith impression.
EmoBuddy
10-02-2005, 03:14
My roommate can't find anything useful to do with his copy of Halo 2.

Do you think it's edible?

DISCUSS!
My advice would be to test this hypothesis by grinding the disk up and slipping it into his food without him knowing. If he doesn't die, we can be fairly sure that it is.

EDIT: Make sure you microwave it first, as suggested by Branin.
Peechland
10-02-2005, 03:14
yay colodia! :fluffle:
Neo-Anarchists
10-02-2005, 03:14
My roommate can't find anything useful to do with his copy of Halo 2.

Do you think it's edible?

DISCUSS!
If you're that guy with the metal teeth from that one James Bond movie, yes.
Colodia
10-02-2005, 03:15
My advice would be to test this hypothesis by grinding the disk up and slipping it into his food without him knowing. If he doesn't die, we can be fairly sure that it is.
I disagree, force-feeding is the way to go. It's what I did to put this one girl to sleep before I had my pleasure with her.

Yeah, writing stuff on a girl's face while they're sleeping is FUNNY!
EmoBuddy
10-02-2005, 03:15
If you're that guy with the metal teeth from that one James Bond movie, yes.
Or that disgusting French guy who eats metal, glass, ceramics, and monkey shit.
EmoBuddy
10-02-2005, 03:16
I disagree, force-feeding is the way to go. It's what I did to put this one girl to sleep before I had my pleasure with her.

Yeah, writing stuff on a girl's face while they're sleeping is FUNNY!
Hahahahaha that will teach her to nap around you!
Colodia
10-02-2005, 03:16
Or that disgusting French guy who eats metal, glass, ceramics, and monkey shit.
Just be straight and say "Myrth"...c'mon guys...
New Sancrosanctia
10-02-2005, 03:16
My roommate can't find anything useful to do with his copy of Halo 2.

Do you think it's edible?

DISCUSS!
yes. stick it in a clay roaster, slather on some honey and herbs, lay some sliced lemon and parsley over it, maybe stuff the hole with breadcrumbs and spices. I swear it wont just melt. 450 degrees oughta do it.
Colodia
10-02-2005, 03:17
Hahahahaha that will teach her to nap around you!
no, it taught her to never let the effects of a sleeping pill work on her after it's entered her body

I must eat dinner now, so au revior. Let my topic LIVE!
Neo-Anarchists
10-02-2005, 03:17
Just be straight and say "Myrth"...c'mon guys...
Err, now might be a really bad moment to joke about the mods...
EmoBuddy
10-02-2005, 03:18
Just be straight and say "Myrth"...c'mon guys...
Well now that you mention it, this may actually be closer to a significant subset of the French population rather than an individual.
Keruvalia
10-02-2005, 03:18
Resolved: I am the King of Earth.

Fact: Earth has never been under a single sovereign.
Fact: The divisiveness amongst the various sovereigns has cause untold harm throughout the ages.
Fact: I like everybody.
Fact: I am peaceful and kind.

Debate point: Everybody likes me.
Debate point: Earth would benefit from a unifying sovereign.
Debate point: I should be that sovereign.
Debate point: I rock.

Discuss!
Modinel
10-02-2005, 03:19
::peeks out of the trench::

::pulls the pin::

::lobs the grenade::

Abortion! Christianity! Death penalty! Michael Moore! NS unions!

::runs for cover::
Lacadaemon II
10-02-2005, 03:19
Who is John Galt?

I actually know that one.
Neo-Anarchists
10-02-2005, 03:20
::peeks out of the trench::

::pulls the pin::

::lobs the grenade::

Abortion! Christianity! Death penalty! Michael Moore! NS unions!

::runs for cover::
Ooh, I want to :peek too.

EDIT:
How would you pronounce that?
:D
The Plutonian Empire
10-02-2005, 03:20
Just be straight and say "Myrth"...c'mon guys...
Ehh.... I don't think that was very nice...
EmoBuddy
10-02-2005, 03:21
Resolved: I am the King of Earth.

Fact: Earth has never been under a single sovereign.
Fact: The divisiveness amongst the various sovereigns has cause untold harm throughout the ages.
Fact: I like everybody.
Fact: I am peaceful and kind.

Debate point: Everybody likes me.
Debate point: Earth would benefit from a unifying sovereign.
Debate point: I should be that sovereign.
Debate point: I rock.

Discuss!
Debate Point: Everybody likes Keruvalia.

I believe dead bodies are incapable of expressing or having personal tastes, therefore they cannot like Keruvalia, therefore not every body likes Keruvalia.

IN YOUR FACE!
Nadkor
10-02-2005, 03:22
should i put the lid back on the bottle or not?
The Plutonian Empire
10-02-2005, 03:22
Resolved: I am the King of Earth.

Fact: Earth has never been under a single sovereign.
Fact: The divisiveness amongst the various sovereigns has cause untold harm throughout the ages.
Fact: I like everybody.
Fact: I am peaceful and kind.

Debate point: Everybody likes me.
Debate point: Earth would benefit from a unifying sovereign.
Debate point: I should be that sovereign.
Debate point: I rock.

Discuss!
*Nukes Keruvalia*
Arribastan
10-02-2005, 03:24
For the Halo 2 disk, you have to heat up a paper clip to the point of almost melting (like solder) and touch it (the hot end) to the cd label. (hold the cool end) It melts.
Note: Yes, I do think you people are dumb.
Arragoth
10-02-2005, 03:24
Debate Point: Everybody likes Keruvalia.

I believe dead bodies are incapable of expressing or having personal tastes, therefore they cannot like Keruvalia, therefore not every body likes Keruvalia.

IN YOUR FACE!
Not true, you get a corpse liquored up enough and they will love anybody. :)
Branin
10-02-2005, 03:25
no, it taught her to never let the effects of a sleeping pill work on her after it's entered her body

I must eat dinner now, so au revior. Let my topic LIVE!
Donlt you mean your off-topic? :confused:
Arribastan
10-02-2005, 03:25
Resolved: I am the King of Earth.

Fact: Earth has never been under a single sovereign.
Fact: The divisiveness amongst the various sovereigns has cause untold harm throughout the ages.
Fact: I like everybody.
Fact: I am peaceful and kind.

Debate point: Everybody likes me.
Debate point: Earth would benefit from a unifying sovereign.
Debate point: I should be that sovereign.
Debate point: I rock.

Discuss!
Debate point: People like myself who are spiteful will hate you just to ruin your debate point. Everything will go downhill from there.
Andaluciae
10-02-2005, 03:26
I have a hat and I like cake. Discuss, fiend.
Arribastan
10-02-2005, 03:26
Not true, you get a corpse liquored up enough and they will love anybody. :)
Get a corpse liquored up enough and they willl love the lamp shade to...
Arribastan
10-02-2005, 03:27
I have a hat and I like cake. Discuss, fiend.
I stole your hat and hate your cake. Beat that.
[NS]Kisogo
10-02-2005, 03:27
Furry or norm?

DISCUSSSS!
Nadkor
10-02-2005, 03:28
I stole your hat and hate your cake. Beat that.
you hate his cake?

i would just eat it, but each to their own :p
New Sancrosanctia
10-02-2005, 03:29
you hate his cake?

i would just eat it, but each to their own :p
who says he can't do both? do you? I don't. :mad:
Arribastan
10-02-2005, 03:30
you hate his cake?

i would just eat it, but each to their own :p
He doesn't have one. He just likes them anyway. It was a typo. It was supposed to be "I hate cake"
B0zzy
10-02-2005, 03:30
length or girth - what's more important?
Nadkor
10-02-2005, 03:30
who says he can't do both? do you? I don't. :mad:
well its too late now, ive already eaten it
EmoBuddy
10-02-2005, 03:30
should i put the lid back on the bottle or not?
Depends. What kind of bottle? What are its contents?
Arribastan
10-02-2005, 03:31
length or girth - what's more important?
length. Interpret that as you will. ;)
EmoBuddy
10-02-2005, 03:31
Not true, you get a corpse liquored up enough and they will love anybody. :)
I cannot dispute that.
Super-power
10-02-2005, 03:32
length. Interpret that as you will. ;)
Should I have even bothered to quote your post?
Nadkor
10-02-2005, 03:32
He doesn't have one.

so what did i just eat? http://www.sk8uk.co.uk/forums/style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif
New Sancrosanctia
10-02-2005, 03:32
well its too late now, ive already eaten it
Damn youz! Damn youz all to hell! :D
Arribastan
10-02-2005, 03:32
well its too late now, ive already eaten it
But I hated that cake!
Nadkor
10-02-2005, 03:32
Depends. What kind of bottle? What are its contents?
its an empty coke bottle
EmoBuddy
10-02-2005, 03:32
Kisogo']Furry or norm?

DISCUSSSS!
When you're a rodent furry is the norm.
Arribastan
10-02-2005, 03:32
Should I have even bothered to quote your post?
No. But why not?
Nadkor
10-02-2005, 03:33
Damn youz! Damn youz all to hell! :D
tasted good
New Sancrosanctia
10-02-2005, 03:33
I cannot dispute that.
me either. But i will.

That's not true at all! it the stupidest thing i've ever heard!
[NS]Kisogo
10-02-2005, 03:33
When you're a rodent furry is the norm.

What if you're not?
Arribastan
10-02-2005, 03:33
When you're a rodent furry is the norm.
But what if you're only rodentlike
Keruvalia
10-02-2005, 03:33
Debate Point: Everybody likes Keruvalia.

I believe dead bodies are incapable of expressing or having personal tastes, therefore they cannot like Keruvalia, therefore not every body likes Keruvalia.

IN YOUR FACE!

Nuh uh! Nuh uh!

(tee hee)
Nadkor
10-02-2005, 03:33
But I hated that cake!
you dont have to hate anymore :p
[NS]Kisogo
10-02-2005, 03:34
By the way... furry for me.
Arribastan
10-02-2005, 03:34
you dont have to hate anymore :p
Now I hate the HCL in your stomach.
Nadkor
10-02-2005, 03:35
Now I hate the HCL in your stomach.
leave my stomach out of this!

itll be gone in 24 hours, then you can hate what i sent down the toilet :)
EmoBuddy
10-02-2005, 03:35
I have a hat and I like cake. Discuss, fiend.
Only if you relinquish your habit of calling me a fiend. :(
Neo-Anarchists
10-02-2005, 03:35
length or girth - what's more important?
Well, I'd rather have a longer staff that can be swung quickly before they're in range, but I suppose it'deed some girth for stopping power.

Oh wait, you aren't talking about staff-fighting, are you?
Arribastan
10-02-2005, 03:36
leave my stomach out of this!

itll be gone in 24 hours, then you can hate what i sent down the toilet :)
Toilets are satanspawn.
Keruvalia
10-02-2005, 03:36
*Nukes Keruvalia*

Awww crap ... do you have any idea how long it's going to take to wash the stains out of my shirt from that? AAARGHHH!
Super-power
10-02-2005, 03:37
Ya no what debate is?

You use it to catch de fish!
EmoBuddy
10-02-2005, 03:37
its an empty coke bottle
If you are comfortable with small fairy tale creatures making their home in certain uncapped coke bottles, I would say it's not worth the effort then.
Nadkor
10-02-2005, 03:38
Toilets are satanspawn.
yea, but you dont hear the dog complaining
Arribastan
10-02-2005, 03:39
If you are comfortable with small fairy tale creatures making their home in certain uncapped coke bottles, I would say it's not worth the effort then.
I eat small fairy tale creatures.

Mmmm.... Gnomes.
Nadkor
10-02-2005, 03:39
If you are comfortable with small fairy tale creatures making their home in certain uncapped coke bottles, I would say it's not worth the effort then.
wont bother then

glad weve got that sorted
Arribastan
10-02-2005, 03:39
yea, but you dont hear the dog complaining
Dog mouths are my toilets. What do you use?
Arragoth
10-02-2005, 03:39
Toilets are satanspawn.
No, the love of toilets are satanspawn. Get it right :mad:
EmoBuddy
10-02-2005, 03:40
Well, I'd rather have a longer staff that can be swung quickly before they're in range, but I suppose it'deed some girth for stopping power.

Oh wait, you aren't talking about staff-fighting, are you?
Of course not! He's discussing the ideal neck. Necks of a wider girth insure immunity from most forms of decapitation, whilst lengthy ones allow for safe peering around corners. 'Tis a dilemma indeed.
The NUP Party
10-02-2005, 03:40
go bush, fuck liberals :mp5:
Arribastan
10-02-2005, 03:40
No, the love of toilets are satanspawn. Get it right :mad:
Whoops. You're right.
Ryanania
10-02-2005, 03:40
UniverseVERSE is a douche bag. Yes or hell yes?
New Foxxinnia
10-02-2005, 03:41
Kisogo']By the way... furry for me.
http://www.gerbilfat.com/gallery/catgis2.jpg
?
EmoBuddy
10-02-2005, 03:41
I eat small fairy tale creatures.

Mmmm.... Gnomes.
As long as you have them in a bottle you might as well throw them in the blender and have a Gnome smoothie.
Nadkor
10-02-2005, 03:41
Dog mouths are my toilets. What do you use?
the bath
Super-power
10-02-2005, 03:41
go bush, fuck liberals :mp5:
-> Liberal :eek: :sniper: <- libertarian
Arragoth
10-02-2005, 03:41
Of course not! He's discussing the ideal neck. Necks of a wider girth insure immunity from most forms of decapitation, whilst lengthy ones allow for safe peering around corners. 'Tis a dilemma indeed.
I think I would go with a turtle next, so i could have the length to look around, then the ability to hide in my shell... dilemma solved.
Nadkor
10-02-2005, 03:41
As long as you have them in a bottle you might as well throw them in the blender and have a Gnome smoothie.
but if i leave the lid off do they not run away?
EmoBuddy
10-02-2005, 03:41
the bath
That would explain his strange skin color...
EmoBuddy
10-02-2005, 03:42
but if i leave the lid off do they not run away?
Turn it upside down my friend.
Nadkor
10-02-2005, 03:42
That would explain his strange skin color...
well it was either that or the cat

and i just couldnt do that to a hamster
[NS]Kisogo
10-02-2005, 03:42
http://www.gerbilfat.com/gallery/catgis2.jpg
?


Yea, I know you know what a furry is.
Nadkor
10-02-2005, 03:43
Turn it upside down my friend.
youre cleverer than you look

one gnome smoothie coming up
Arribastan
10-02-2005, 03:43
As long as you have them in a bottle you might as well throw them in the blender and have a Gnome smoothie.
I use fairies for smoothies.
Branin
10-02-2005, 03:44
No, the love of toilets are satanspawn. Get it right :mad:
How but the love of this toilet
http://img202.exs.cx/img202/406/chocoouthouse5mf.th.gif (http://img202.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img202&image=chocoouthouse5mf.gif)
Click for bigger imageCHOCOLATE OUTHOUSE!

DISCUSS!
Arragoth
10-02-2005, 03:44
I use fairies for smoothies.
I use fruit for smoothies... :(
EmoBuddy
10-02-2005, 03:44
Kisogo']Yea, I know you know what a furry is.
Yummm....except that cats are satanspawn, so I'll have to take a pass, sadly.
Arribastan
10-02-2005, 03:44
That would explain his strange skin color...
Do you hate brown people? just because he went for the cheaper Michael Jackson style...
Nadkor
10-02-2005, 03:44
I use fairies for smoothies.
theyre better in a cup of tea
New Foxxinnia
10-02-2005, 03:45
Kisogo']Yea, I know you know what a furry is.Just checking if we're on the same page.
Arribastan
10-02-2005, 03:45
I use fruit for smoothies... :(
Wacko.
Nadkor
10-02-2005, 03:45
I use fruit for smoothies... :(
thats just sick
New Foxxinnia
10-02-2005, 03:46
http://www.pecos.net/news/images2002/cheerleaders.jpg
I think the middle one is a lesbian. She's looking straight up the girl's skirt, and the most damning evidence is that she isn't even on that squad, she has a different uniform on. Well, it proves that there are females that would go as far as wearing a costume and infiltrating a sporting event to see panties.
EmoBuddy
10-02-2005, 03:46
How but the love of this toilet
http://img202.exs.cx/img202/406/chocoouthouse5mf.th.gif (http://img202.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img202&image=chocoouthouse5mf.gif)
Click for bigger image

DISCUSS!
I presume that he who useth such an abode mindeth not God's goode creature's in his lower regions.
Arribastan
10-02-2005, 03:46
theyre better in a cup of tea
Tea is what forest elves are for.
Honestly, people.
Nadkor
10-02-2005, 03:46
Tea is what forest elves are for.
Honestly, people.
well, yea they make a good cup of tea

but without the fairies youre going nowhere
Arribastan
10-02-2005, 03:46
http://www.pecos.net/news/images2002/cheerleaders.jpg
I think the middle one is a lesbian. She's looking straight up the girl's skirt, and the most damning evidence is that she isn't even on that squad, she has a different uniform on. Well, it proves that there are females that would go as far as wearing a costume and infiltrating a sporting event to see panties.
I want to cheerlead now...
Eutrusca
10-02-2005, 03:46
youre cleverer than you look

one gnome smoothie coming up

ICK! You n00bs are twisted! Hmm. "Twisted n00b!" :D
EmoBuddy
10-02-2005, 03:47
Do you hate brown people? just because he went for the cheaper Michael Jackson style...
I'm sorry....it's just that I've never seen someone who's yellow AND brown before....excuse my ignorance.
Arribastan
10-02-2005, 03:47
well, yea they make a good cup of tea

but without the fairies youre going nowhere
Like, as in spicing?
EmoBuddy
10-02-2005, 03:47
ICK! You n00bs are twisted! Hmm. "Twisted n00b!" :D
Are you stealing my recipe for n00b j00ce? Because if you are... :mad: :mad: :mp5:
Arribastan
10-02-2005, 03:48
I'm sorry....it's just that I've never seen someone who's yellow AND brown before....excuse my ignorance.
If MJ can be white and black, he can be yellow and brown. Now apologize to him.
Branin
10-02-2005, 03:48
go bush, fuck liberals :mp5:
http://img202.exs.cx/img202/5753/trollxing0xh.jpg
Nadkor
10-02-2005, 03:48
Like, as in spicing?
yea
New Foxxinnia
10-02-2005, 03:48
ICK! You n00bs are twisted! Hmm. "Twisted n00b!" :Dhttp://www.rare-extreme.com/images/bunnyguy.jpg
DO A BARREL ROLL!
Arribastan
10-02-2005, 03:49
Are you stealing my recipe for n00b j00ce? Because if you are... :mad: :mad: :mp5:
Twisted n00b is more of a croissant type of thing.
did I spell "croissant" right?
Arragoth
10-02-2005, 03:49
If MJ can be white and black, he can be yellow and brown. Now apologize to him.
I wish I was a purple triangle with huge orange cargo pants :)
Eutrusca
10-02-2005, 03:49
I'm sorry....it's just that I've never seen someone who's yellow AND brown before....excuse my ignorance.

No! Ignorant n00bs must be slathered with vaseline and beaten with a leather strap! Mwahahahaha! :D
Nadkor
10-02-2005, 03:49
Twisted n00b is more of a croissant type of thing.
did I spell "croissant" right?
you did

but twisted n00b isnt a croissant
Arribastan
10-02-2005, 03:49
yea
I usually just use sage for that...
Nadkor
10-02-2005, 03:50
I usually just use sage for that...
thats wrong on so many levels
New Foxxinnia
10-02-2005, 03:50
STOP THE THREAD! I WANT TO GET OFF!
Arribastan
10-02-2005, 03:50
you did

but twisted n00b isnt a croissant
It's not? :eek:
Branin
10-02-2005, 03:50
No! Ignorant n00bs must be slathered with vaseline and beaten with a leather strap! Mwahahahaha! :D
Hmmmm. Kinky.
Eutrusca
10-02-2005, 03:51
Are you stealing my recipe for n00b j00ce? Because if you are... :mad: :mad: :mp5:

Eeep! Where are my troops when I need them???

Ah! THERE they are!

:mp5: :sniper: :mp5: :sniper: :mp5: :sniper: :mp5:
[NS]Kisogo
10-02-2005, 03:51
STOP THE THREAD! I WANT TO GET OFF!

Jump, I'll catch you!
Arribastan
10-02-2005, 03:51
thats wrong on so many levels
eww. It is...
New Foxxinia: Yessir.
Nadkor
10-02-2005, 03:52
It's not? :eek:
no, its like one of those bread sticks
http://www.honey.com/foodserv/..%5Cimages%5Crecipes%5Cbread/Breadsticks.jpg

but with added n00bs
Arribastan
10-02-2005, 03:52
no, its like one of those bread sticks
http://www.honey.com/foodserv/..%5Cimages%5Crecipes%5Cbread/Breadsticks.jpg

but with added n00bs
Ooohhhh. Gotcha. mmmmmmmmmmm. Tasty looking little things.
Eutrusca
10-02-2005, 03:53
STOP THE THREAD! I WANT TO GET OFF!

Hey, dweeb! "Get off" on your own time! :D
EmoBuddy
10-02-2005, 03:53
Twisted n00b is more of a croissant type of thing.
did I spell "croissant" right?
Well I'm just glad you're not trying to steal my n00b j00ce recipe - it's a closely guarded family secret. Or it would be if the gnomes hadn't killed my family and STOLEN it!
Arribastan
10-02-2005, 03:53
Well I'm just glad you're not trying to steal my n00b j00ce recipe - it's a closely guarded family secret. Or it would be if the gnomes hadn't killed my family and STOLEN it!
It's ok. I probably ate those gnomes.
EmoBuddy
10-02-2005, 03:53
Hey, dweeb! "Get off" on your own time! :D
Stop and let my friend Jack off too!
Rovhaugane
10-02-2005, 03:54
Not true, you get a corpse liquored up enough and they will love anybody. :)

I think you have it the wrong way around my friend, If you get any one liquored up enough they will love a corpse.
Nadkor
10-02-2005, 03:54
Ooohhhh. Gotcha. mmmmmmmmmmm. Tasty looking little things.
yea

especially with n00bs
Eutrusca
10-02-2005, 03:54
Ooohhhh. Gotcha. mmmmmmmmmmm. Tasty looking little things.

Informal MOD WARNING: Do NOT go there! Hehehe!
Nadkor
10-02-2005, 03:54
It's ok. I probably ate those gnomes.
the ones that were going in the smoothie?
EmoBuddy
10-02-2005, 03:54
It's ok. I probably ate those gnomes.
I owe you a great thanks my friend. Have some fluffles from the beautiful, lusty women who surround me every waking moment.

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Eutrusca
10-02-2005, 03:55
I think you have it the wrong way around my friend, If you get any one liquored up enough they will love a corpse.

ICK! You are hereby forbidden to post anymore 'cause you say disgusting things! :D
Arribastan
10-02-2005, 03:55
I think you have it the wrong way around my friend, If you get any one liquored up enough they will love a corpse.
I'll love a corpse anyway.
Arragoth
10-02-2005, 03:55
I think you have it the wrong way around my friend, If you get any one liquored up enough they will love a corpse.
I don't have enough proof yet, I've only tested it on you and my pet monkey Dingles.
Arribastan
10-02-2005, 03:56
the ones that were going in the smoothie?
Yes.
Eutrusca, you are a pervert.
Eutrusca
10-02-2005, 03:56
I owe you a great thanks my friend. Have some fluffles from the beautiful, lusty women who surround me every waking moment.

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Ha!

"Beautiful, lusty women" do NOT surround n00bs! :mad:
Nadkor
10-02-2005, 03:57
ICK! You are hereby forbidden to post anymore 'cause you say disgusting things! :D
have some of EmoBuddy's n00b j00ce and it wont seem so bad
EmoBuddy
10-02-2005, 03:57
And Jesus sayeth unto his disciples: "[Disgusting things]"
You have a predecessor.
Arribastan
10-02-2005, 03:57
You have a predecessor.
Oh, goody!
EmoBuddy
10-02-2005, 03:57
Ha!

"Beautiful, lusty women" do surround n00bs! :mad:
Of course they do.
Eutrusca
10-02-2005, 03:57
Yes.
Eutrusca, you are a pervert.

Gee thanks! I didn't know you cared! I do believe that's the nicest thing you've said to me! :D
Arribastan
10-02-2005, 03:58
Gee thanks! I didn't know you cared! I do believe that's the nicest thing you've said to me! :D
Yer welcome.
Arragoth
10-02-2005, 03:58
This has to be the best thread ever. We should get an award.
Arribastan
10-02-2005, 03:58
Of course they do not.
:p
Eutrusca
10-02-2005, 03:59
have some of EmoBuddy's n00b j00ce and it wont seem so bad

As if! You just want to get me all licquered up so you can take advantage of me! :headbang:
Arribastan
10-02-2005, 03:59
This has to be the best thread ever. We should get an award.
I should get an award. You should go to hell. I hate you, for reasons unknown.
EmoBuddy
10-02-2005, 03:59
This has to be the best thread ever. We should get an award.
More like my n00b j00ce should get an award... *pout*
Nadkor
10-02-2005, 03:59
As if! You just want to get me all licquered up so you can take advantage of me! :headbang:
shit! ive been rumbled!

*hides*
Eutrusca
10-02-2005, 03:59
Yer welcome.

Don't mention it ...





















EVER AGAIN! :D
Rovhaugane
10-02-2005, 04:00
I don't have enough proof yet, I've only tested it on you and my pet monkey Dingles.

Okk next time you pick a drunk girl up and take her home put her in your bed turn off the lights and say you have to go to the toilet. Return a couple of minutes later with a corpse (microwave it for about 30 seconds on high so she doesnt notice its cold) shove it in the bed and just wait and see. I am right... How can I not be?.

Ohh and thanks Eutrusca.
Arragoth
10-02-2005, 04:00
As if! You just want to get me all licquered up so you can take advantage of me! :headbang:
I told you, the anal probing was a one time thing.
EmoBuddy
10-02-2005, 04:00
As if! You just want to get me all licquered up so you can take advantage of me! :headbang:
How do YOU know the secret recipe?!!! Ok, who's the Deep Throat?
Eutrusca
10-02-2005, 04:00
shit! ive been rumbled!

*hides*

TSK! Will you never learn? Five post penalty for being off-yer-rocker! :D
Arribastan
10-02-2005, 04:00
As if! You just want to get me all licquered up so you can take advantage of me! :headbang:
He wants to get you all laquered up, not liquered


Grr. Now I've gotta do my homework. Bed in 2 minutes, and I've got an essay. Fun, fun, fun.
Arragoth
10-02-2005, 04:01
Okk next time you pick a drunk girl up and take her home put her in your bed turn off the lights and say you have to go to the toilet. Return a couple of minutes later with a corpse (microwave it for about 30 seconds on high so she doesnt notice its cold) shove it in the bed and just wait and see. I am right... How can I not be?.

Ohh and thanks Eutrusca.
I'll need a little funding, care to chip in?
Eutrusca
10-02-2005, 04:01
How do YOU know the secret recipe?!!! Ok, who's the Deep Throat?

Nadkor made me do it! :D
Nadkor
10-02-2005, 04:01
TSK! Will you never learn? Five post penalty for being off-yer-rocker! :D
meh...i have my gnomes in a bottle, i know my rights!
EmoBuddy
10-02-2005, 04:01
Okk next time you pick a drunk girl up and take her home put her in your bed turn off the lights and say you have to go to the toilet. Return a couple of minutes later with a corpse (microwave it for about 30 seconds on high so she doesnt notice its cold) shove it in the bed and just wait and see. I am right... How can I not be?.

Ohh and thanks Eutrusca.
Note to self: Halo 2 discs and corpses (necrophalia ONLY!) are microwavable.
Eutrusca
10-02-2005, 04:01
He wants to get you all laquered up, not liquered


Grr. Now I've gotta do my homework. Bed in 2 minutes, and I've got an essay. Fun, fun, fun.

Wheeee! :rolleyes:

What's it on???
Nadkor
10-02-2005, 04:02
Nadkor made me do it! :D
Arribastan was gonna drink the n00b j00ce if i didnt
Eutrusca
10-02-2005, 04:02
meh...i have my gnomes in a bottle, i know my rights!

You keep on with that crap and yer gonna have yer gnuts in a bottle! LOL!
EmoBuddy
10-02-2005, 04:02
Nadkor made me do it! :D
That scheming bastard! He'll pay for this! I forgive you, but only because your new name is Deep Throat. *snicker*
Eutrusca
10-02-2005, 04:03
Arribastan was gonna drink the n00b j00ce if i didnt

Damn! Ok. Point taken! Ewwwww! [ hurls ]
EmoBuddy
10-02-2005, 04:03
Arribastan was gonna drink the n00b j00ce if i didnt
Arribastan, what do you have to say for yourself?
Nadkor
10-02-2005, 04:03
You keep on with that crap and yer gonna have yer gnuts in a bottle! LOL!
or in the blender where we make the gnome smoothies.

that sounds painful...
Arribastan
10-02-2005, 04:04
Wheeee! :rolleyes:

What's it on???
GATTACA and Genetics, implications of the Human Genome project. Bio is bleh.
Arribastan
10-02-2005, 04:04
Arribastan, what do you have to say for yourself?
I blame Etrusca.
Eutrusca
10-02-2005, 04:04
Ohh and thanks Eutrusca.

For??? :confused:

BTW ... I've known some women who would be able to make that corpse "sit up and take notice." Kno whut ah mean??? :D
EmoBuddy
10-02-2005, 04:05
or in the blender where we make the gnome smoothies.

that sounds painful...
It sounds delicious...perhaps the gnuts will provide that missing *Yowza* that that Gnome smoothie needs.
Rovhaugane
10-02-2005, 04:05
I'll need a little funding, care to chip in?

Yhea sure, I can give you 20$ for drinks and I have a camera with nightvision but you will have to supply the tape for it (for proof of course ;)). If you could it would be good if you can get your own corpse, But if need be I know some one down town that can hook them up cheap and fresh. Aged corpses can be goten easily to, but for the purpose of this test I think we will need a relativly fresh one.
Nadkor
10-02-2005, 04:05
I blame Etrusca.
i think we all know where the blame lies with this

lichtenstein
Nadkor
10-02-2005, 04:06
It sounds delicious...perhaps the gnuts will provide that missing *Yowza* that that Gnome smoothie needs.
i thought the fairies were for seasoning?
Eutrusca
10-02-2005, 04:06
GATTACA and Genetics, implications of the Human Genome project. Bio is bleh.

Bio is way kewl! I should have payed better attention. Sigh. :(

I know a little about the subject. Any way I can help, just say the word. :)
Arragoth
10-02-2005, 04:06
Yhea sure, I can give you 20$ for drinks and I have a camera with nightvision but you will have to supply the tape for it (for proof of course ;)). If you could it would be good if you can get your own corpse, But if need be I know some one down town that can hook them up cheap and fresh. Aged corpses can be goten easily to, but for the purpose of this test I think we will need a relativly fresh one.
Ive got the corpses, dingles bring them to me when im sleeping. He thinks its cute.
EmoBuddy
10-02-2005, 04:06
I blame Etrusca.
Since nobody is going to take the blame for whatever horrible injustice was done to me (I forget what it was now - probably because I was chloroformed and raped), I order you all to slather yourselves up in vaseline and beat each other with leather whips.
Rovhaugane
10-02-2005, 04:07
ICK! You are hereby forbidden to post anymore 'cause you say disgusting things! :D

Thanks for that compliment. Sorry I am lazy when it comes to quotes.
Eutrusca
10-02-2005, 04:07
or in the blender where we make the gnome smoothies.

that sounds painful...

I know. :D

How about a gnomes, gnuts and gnus blend? We could call it "3G!" :D
EmoBuddy
10-02-2005, 04:07
i thought the fairies were for seasoning?
Yes but the gnuts will add some zing to it.
Arragoth
10-02-2005, 04:07
Since nobody is going to take the blame for whatever horrible injustice was done to me (I forget what it was now - probably because I was chloroformed and raped), I order you all to slather yourselves up in vaseline and beat each other with leather whips.
I think we should use jello and sharpened candy canes.
Nadkor
10-02-2005, 04:08
Since nobody is going to take the blame for whatever horrible injustice was done to me (I forget what it was now - probably because I was chloroformed and raped), I order you all to slather yourselves up in vaseline and beat each other with leather whips.
ive told you whos fault it was

the dog
Arribastan
10-02-2005, 04:08
Bio is way kewl! I should have payed better attention. Sigh. :(

I know a little about the subject. Any way I can help, just say the word. :)
I just finished. I had to write the conclusion, and it ended up being only one page. I'll spruce it up a little on the bus and in my first period study hall. (Score! best study hall ever, I never do math at home again.)
EmoBuddy
10-02-2005, 04:08
I know. :D

How about a gnomes, gnuts and gnus blend? We could call it "3G!" :D
I think we have a cookbook in the making!
Nadkor
10-02-2005, 04:08
Yes but the gnuts will add some zing to it.
oh ok, that seems fair

gnomes, fairies and gnuts?
Eutrusca
10-02-2005, 04:08
I blame Etrusca.

Sure, sure! Blame the old dude. Everything is his fault! :headbang:
Nadkor
10-02-2005, 04:09
Sure, sure! Blame the old dude. Everything is his fault! :headbang:
at least you can admit it ;)
Eutrusca
10-02-2005, 04:09
I think we have a cookbook in the making!

[ buries head in hands, sobbing ] OMG! What have I DONE! :D
Arribastan
10-02-2005, 04:09
Sure, sure! Blame the old dude. Everything is his fault! :headbang:
I'm older than you! In NS, anyway...
Eutrusca
10-02-2005, 04:10
at least you can admit it ;)

"Admit it?" Hell, boway, I'm PROUD of it! :D
Arribastan
10-02-2005, 04:10
[ buries head in hands, sobbing ] OMG! What have I DONE! :D
"Cooking with Gnomes" I can see it now...
EmoBuddy
10-02-2005, 04:11
[ buries head in hands, sobbing ] OMG! What have I DONE! :D
Only created the best food reference written in the history of man is all.
Nadkor
10-02-2005, 04:11
"Admit it?" Hell, boway, I'm PROUD of it! :D
Chief Troublemaker Eutrusca


(haha...shit. its 3:11am here and ive gotta get up at 7. night guys)
Rovhaugane
10-02-2005, 04:11
Sure, sure! Blame the old dude. Everything is his fault! :headbang:
Sure, sure use being old as an excuse.
Arribastan
10-02-2005, 04:11
Chief Troublemaker Eutrusca


(haha...shit. its 3:11am here and ive gotta get up at 7. night guys)
Sleep is for the weak.
Carpe Noctem!
Eutrusca
10-02-2005, 04:12
oh ok, that seems fair

gnomes, fairies and gnuts?

"Faries?" I thought the one who started this thread said no ... well ... nevermind! ;)
Branin
10-02-2005, 04:12
How have we not been locked?
EmoBuddy
10-02-2005, 04:12
ive told you whos fault it was

the dog
Then he can join you too. If it was really his fault, you can also put some n00b j00ce in his water bowl. Fair?
Arribastan
10-02-2005, 04:13
How have we not been locked?
Because I am zee spaminator.
New Foxxinnia
10-02-2005, 04:13
http://alf.disim.com/photos/album/alf/alf12.jpg
EmoBuddy
10-02-2005, 04:13
How have we not been locked?
I gave the mods some n00b j00ce.
Eutrusca
10-02-2005, 04:14
Sure, sure use being old as an excuse.

Yep! At least it's better than using being a crip as one! :D
Eutrusca
10-02-2005, 04:14
I gave the mods some n00b j00ce.

Hmm. They're going to need lots of new mods! :D
Rovhaugane
10-02-2005, 04:15
I gave the mods some n00b j00ce.
Dude thats sick, how could you sexually violate the mods like that :eek:
EmoBuddy
10-02-2005, 04:16
Hmm. They're going to need lots of new mods! :D
My plan...it's working....now all I need is a pawn with a high post count....
Eutrusca
10-02-2005, 04:16
Dude thats sick, how could you sexually violate the mods like that :eek:

LOL! I hope he hasn't gotten around to Myrth yet! I wanna watch! :D
EmoBuddy
10-02-2005, 04:17
Dude thats sick, how could you sexually violate the mods like that :eek:
What are you talking about? Have you gone and confused your childhood experiences with this forum again?
Rovhaugane
10-02-2005, 04:17
LOL! I hope he hasn't gotten around to Myrth yet! I wanna watch! :D
So rather watching to participating...... I dont know which one is worse =/
Rovhaugane
10-02-2005, 04:18
What are you talking about? Have you gone and confused your childhood experiences with this forum again?

Yes...... and no.
Zwange
10-02-2005, 04:19
Am I the almighty Lord MooMoo?
Eutrusca
10-02-2005, 04:20
So rather watching to participating...... I dont know which one is worse =/

PARTICIPATING!

Definitely teh disgusting! :D
EmoBuddy
10-02-2005, 04:23
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v161/commander_robot/noobjooce.jpg
Branin
10-02-2005, 04:25
My plan...it's working....now all I need is a pawn with a high post count....
Define high??? The newest mod doesn't have to many more than me. Of course I don't know if I'd take the posistion, that would involve setting an example and behaving. (or maybe there would just be no one to punish me for spam. Hmmmm.)
Branin
10-02-2005, 04:26
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v161/commander_robot/noobjooce.jpg







Okay.....
EmoBuddy
10-02-2005, 04:27
Okay.....
I clearly need to not be on the forums for 3 hours at a stretch or somebody's going to be emotionally scarred. I apologize.
Eutrusca
10-02-2005, 04:29
Am I the almighty Lord MooMoo?

No. You're a sheep slammer! :D
EmoBuddy
10-02-2005, 04:31
No. You're a sheep slammer! :D
See! Now I'm having delusions that Eutrusca is talking about sheep slammers and a guy named Zwange!
Zwange
10-02-2005, 04:31
No. You're a sheep slammer! :D

I see.... <_< :gundge:
Zwange
10-02-2005, 04:32
See! Now I'm having delusions that Eutrusca is talking about sheep slammers and a girl named Zwange!

*Cough* Ahem *cough*
Eutrusca
10-02-2005, 04:35
I see.... <_< :gundge:

Seriously ... look at the title under your nickname. "CyberSheep Farmer!" DUH!
Rovhaugane
10-02-2005, 04:35
No. You're a sheep slammer! :D

Im staying outa this one =|
Branin
10-02-2005, 04:37
I clearly need to not be on the forums for 3 hours at a stretch or somebody's going to be emotionally scarred. I apologize.
Actually, your post appeared blank on my comp till I quoted. I was just okaying that. :)
Neo-Anarchists
10-02-2005, 04:37
Define high??? The newest mod doesn't have to many more than me.
While I had almost 1,500 more posts than somebody that was explaining some of the finer points of the Glossary of Forbidden Actions. Which is rather funny, me still being a clueless newbie when I'm past the 4,000 mark...
EmoBuddy
10-02-2005, 04:37
No. You're a sheep slammer! :D
See! Now I'm having delusions that Eutrusca is talking about sheep slammers and a guy named Zwange!
Branin
10-02-2005, 04:37
No. You're a sheep slammer! :D
Kinky.
Eutrusca
10-02-2005, 04:42
Kinky.

You should know! You have the same title under YOUR nickname! :D
Rovhaugane
10-02-2005, 04:43
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/Septic_flesh/llama.jpg
Branin
10-02-2005, 04:53
You should know! You have the same title under YOUR nickname! :D
Damn, he's on to me.
Eutrusca
10-02-2005, 04:53
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/Septic_flesh/llama.jpg

Rovhaugane!!! I hardly recognized you without your Doctor Dentons! :D
Zwange
10-02-2005, 04:55
See! Now I'm having delusions that Eutrusca is talking about sheep slammers and a guy named Zwange!

Girl! :headbang:
Branin
10-02-2005, 04:56
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/Septic_flesh/llama.jpg<snip image>
Cool Llama. Here are more Llamas. Yay, Llama's (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php)<-clicky
Colodia
10-02-2005, 04:58
Holy - fucking - cow...

I left to eat what, an hour 45 minutes ago? I come back and I find that this topic has grown to 233 posts?!?!?!?!?!!

I think I had an awesome idea :D
Eutrusca
10-02-2005, 04:59
Holy - fucking - cow...

I left to eat what, an hour 45 minutes ago? I come back and I find that this topic has grown to 233 posts?!?!?!?!?!!

I think I had an awesome idea :D

Don't be too sure about that! We now have a drink made from n00bs, gnome/gnuts/faires stew, and two sheep slammers! LOL!
Colodia
10-02-2005, 05:00
Don't be too sure about that! We now have a drink made from n00bs, gnome/gnuts/faires stew, and two sheep slammers! LOL!
Which erm...kinda answers my question of what the hell have we been talking about the last couple hundred posts :o
Rovhaugane
10-02-2005, 05:05
Rovhaugane!!! I hardly recognized you without your Doctor Dentons! :D

I will just pretend I know what you are talking about.

I have seen that clip befor branin, but I still love it every time!.
Rovhaugane
10-02-2005, 05:18
Is it just me or are these forums screwed?.
Colodia
10-02-2005, 05:20
Is it just me or are these forums screwed?.
they're acting up like the old NS server
Branin
10-02-2005, 05:21
Don't be too sure about that! We now have a drink made from n00bs, gnome/gnuts/faires stew, and two sheep slammers! LOL!
How the heck did I end up in the drink.
Branin
10-02-2005, 05:21
Is it just me or are these forums screwed?.
Yes, one of two, definently yes.:D
Rovhaugane
10-02-2005, 05:35
Are you trying to make an offer?
Branin
10-02-2005, 06:07
Ummmmmm......Yes.
Who's offering what?
Poptartrea
10-02-2005, 06:10
What's the meaning of death?
Neo-Anarchists
10-02-2005, 06:12
What's the meaning of death?
-42?
Branin
10-02-2005, 06:12
Question:
What's the meaning of death?
Answer:
gnomes, fairies and gnuts

Huray for random quotes!!!

w00t I'm officially a Cyberfruit merchant and no longer an ingrediant in "the drink" (my 1,300th post)
Peardon
10-02-2005, 06:33
My roommate can't find anything useful to do with his copy of Halo 2.

Do you think it's edible?

DISCUSS!
I think that anyone wishing to eat Halo 2 should have to seek counseling from a psych. who specializes in PC thought...Should everyone be forced to speak PC?
The Lightning Star
10-02-2005, 06:40
When we die, the cockroaches will take over the world.

Cap'n Crunch will be their leader, I say!

Of course, Cap'n Crunch hurts me teeth. I am more of a Rice Krispies fan m'self.

Now, back on topic, do YOU Want some cheetos?
Planners
10-02-2005, 06:45
Since this is a completely random thread.


A wordgame anyone?
Neo-Anarchists
10-02-2005, 06:46
Should everyone be forced to speak PC?
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Oh, wait.
You didn't mean speak like a PC, did you?
:D
Branin
10-02-2005, 06:49
Since this is a completely random thread.


A wordgame anyone?
We are probably awful close to getting locked as it is. Lets not push it. :p