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Yoko Ono is Sexy????

Daistallia 2104
09-02-2005, 17:18
Yoko, Now: The surprisingly sexy septuagenarian. (http://www.newyorkmetro.com/nymetro/shopping/fashion/spring05/11012/index.html)

http://www.newyorkmetro.com/images/shopping/05/springfashion/yokonow/3.jpg

:confused:

Bad idea.
Haken Rider
09-02-2005, 17:20
Yoko yuck.
Disciplined Peoples
09-02-2005, 17:21
The only thing sexy about her is her bank accounut.
Lunatic Goofballs
09-02-2005, 17:22
BLEAH! :eek:

I'd rather have sex with John Lennon! :eek: :eek:
Alien Born
09-02-2005, 17:26
BLEAH! :eek:

I'd rather have sex with John Lennon! :eek: :eek:

Even though he's been dead a while, I think I agree.
Dobbs Town
09-02-2005, 17:27
Short answer: no.

Longer answer: only in the most unlikely set of circumstances.
Whispering Legs
09-02-2005, 17:28
I'm surprised that she doesn't make more people vomit on sight.
Schoeningia
09-02-2005, 17:30
At least she wears these big sun-glasses, which is good, because they hide much of her face.^^
Santa Barbara
09-02-2005, 17:31
What is it with people always going on about how Yoko Ono is ugly? It's the only thing people ever mention about her. Fuck, people - I'm sure you're all fucking beautiful individuals with no flaws, right? Right? There are plenty of ugly people in the world, like your mom. Make threads pointing out how ugly your mom is. Use pictures!
Drunk commies
09-02-2005, 17:33
She's not sexy to me, but somebody out there probably has the hots for her.
Bingoplayers
09-02-2005, 17:33
I think she's a great artist and a very sexy person with a great personality.
Don't be cruel to Yoko!
Disciplined Peoples
09-02-2005, 17:36
What is it with people always going on about how Yoko Ono is ugly? It's the only thing people ever mention about her. Fuck, people - I'm sure you're all fucking beautiful individuals with no flaws, right? Right? There are plenty of ugly people in the world, like your mom. Make threads pointing out how ugly your mom is. Use pictures!
Not true, they also talk about her total lack of talent.
Gawdly
09-02-2005, 17:37
Gimme 9 beers and a dimly-lit room...I'll work it out.
Lunatic Goofballs
09-02-2005, 17:40
Even though he's been dead a while, I think I agree.

I factored that in. :eek:
Cofer
09-02-2005, 17:46
Yoko Bashing is just more fun than appreciating her for any "talent" she "has".
Santa Barbara
09-02-2005, 18:18
Whatever. I'm sure you've got so much talent too, that you can easily judge it in others.

Hell maybe you've got that John Lennon quote where he agreed that he married a talentless ugly person? No? Maybe you're better than John Lennon too, and know more about musical talent! I mean come on - guy with glasses, what an ugly fuck! And that "music" written by his little "band" - ugh don't get me started, my farts are more melodious!
Gawdly
09-02-2005, 18:19
And that "music" written by his little "band" - ugh don't get me started, my farts are more melodious!

Waitaminit...don't you play in a band called "The Buttles"??
Santa Barbara
09-02-2005, 18:40
Waitaminit...don't you play in a band called "The Buttles"??

Yeah you got a problem with it? I suppose next you're going to say the Buttles suck.... :(
Anthil
10-02-2005, 10:48
my farts are more melodious!
Then this might interest you:

http://easyweb.easynet.co.uk/~lofty/pujol.htm
http://www.johnbarber.com/pujol.html
Patra Caesar
10-02-2005, 10:58
Yoko, she was always just this wall of hair. You couldn't tell where the pubes stopped and her feet began.:D
Greedy Pig
10-02-2005, 11:01
Yay.. Cool looking grandma's! That'll be nice.