NationStates Jolt Archive

Hey guys, I'm just writing in to note that I was looking at the side panel while dealing with issues in my country and I noticed that only 2 of the 6 topics were about creationism/God-theory. This is disappointing, guys. I really expect at least 4 to 5 good discussion threads so chock full of flames that they nearly take down the server by volume alone.

So really guys, can we step it up a little? If it helps, fill this thread with 6 pages of crap no one will read except by accident while checking to see if anyone acknowledged their brilliant opinion on life, the universe and everything. Be sure to note the following tips:

- Christians are all close-minded and stupid. The only reason they worship is to avoid discomfort of looking oblivion straight in the eye.

- Because of a lack of God, atheists have no internal measures of ethics. They would like nothing more than to make all Christians unhappy.

- A person must see the bible as 100% factual or 100% false. If they claim to be somewhere in the middle, fight tooth and nail to bring them around to your point of view.

- Creation and evolution are mutually exclusive.

- No one knows that the above tip is false. Explain the ways in which it is false at least 30 or 40 times.

- If A = B and B = C, then you may not conclude anything from this relationship as it employs secular logic.

- Do not actually read any posts in this discussion, just press reply and write the first thing you think of. That way we can get the same argument stated 20 or 30 times for emphasis. You do want emphasis, don't you?

Have fun. With your help, we can turn this embarrassing flame deficiency situation around as quickly as possible.

It looks like its still on the gays are evil/good and religion is evil/good phase. It should swing back to left vs right and science vs. religion soon. No need to rush things. :D

*goes to start a creationism thread.
Athiests suck.

The creationism/evolution arguments tribe is dying out...
Donate posts! Save a dying race!

You think they would have evolved some way to deal with this changing environment...

*goes to start a creationism thread.
Athiests suck.
*goes to troll in the creationism thread
No, creationists suck!
It's been proven!
...
Or something like that, I think.
:D

They've either evolved blindness or one of the best tactics for avoiding door-knocking salesmen that I've ever heard of.

I don't think a lot of Creationism/Evolution threads are any good to this site, since often these kinds of debates always end up brawling into a flame war or fizzling to a standstill since both sides are both clearly not wanting to budge.
The Creationists and the Evolutionists both say that their theories are equally valid and both try to disprove the other.

Evolution wins. Fatality.

since often these kinds of debates always end up brawling into a flame war or fizzling to a standstill since both sides are both clearly not wanting to budge.
You just described every argument on this board.

My point exactly. And more often or not the opponents on both sides are very bitter against the other side. I hate that type of thread; it makes putting your own comment in utterly useless since one or both sides would just flame it down.