Things you would not touch with a ten-foot pole.
Dobbs Town
09-02-2005, 08:14
Ten feet is long for a pole. What wouldn't you touch with one?
I've posted the first five responses in 'The poll of the pole'...and added one of my own.
Daistallia 2104
09-02-2005, 08:21
Natto! (http://mattw.de/japan03/natto.jpg)
Santa Barbara
09-02-2005, 08:41
The moon.
Armed Bookworms
09-02-2005, 08:42
The body of a dead bloated sperm whale caught in a fishing net for two weeks.
Neo-Anarchists
09-02-2005, 08:45
A ten-foot pole.
Soviet Narco State
09-02-2005, 08:46
Grandma's soiled diaper.
Dobbs Town
09-02-2005, 08:46
Let me round off the poll by saying, "Doughnuts handled by Lascivious Maximus".
Dang, missed getting on my own poll.
Lascivious Maximus
09-02-2005, 08:55
Thats awesome! I picked the option for not touching donuts touched by.. well... me! Hahaha!
The pinnacle of my life has been acheived! I am a poll option!! In a thread about touching things.. well... with poles... this is so strange... I love it! :D
(btw, anyone who understands this joke - can get the last donut, no hands!)
Sanctus Peregrinus
09-02-2005, 08:55
a chicago bears fan
Armed Bookworms
09-02-2005, 08:57
a chicago bears fan
A Packers fan.
The Plutonian Empire
09-02-2005, 09:49
What I would never touch with a 10 foot pole?
a 6'2 supermodel that weighs 80 pound. Damn you Hollywood! *shakes fist*
Pythagosaurus
09-02-2005, 09:59
A Packers fan.
Seconded. But I said the moon, 'cause it (moon)struck me right.
Helennia
09-02-2005, 10:38
I don't know where Lascivious Maximus's hands have been ...
but I like doughnuts ...
NOOO!!! Damn you, Dobbs Town!
EDIT: Are they cinnamon or chocolate-coated?
Lascivious Maximus
09-02-2005, 10:41
I don't know where Lascivious Maximus's hands have been ...
but I like doughnuts ...
NOOO!!! Damn you, Dobbs Town!
EDIT: Are they cinnamon or chocolate-coated?
Why don't you go for the last one and find out! :D
Haken Rider
09-02-2005, 10:42
Hit LM with pole and steal doughnuts.
Helennia
09-02-2005, 10:44
Why don't you go for the last one and find out! :DI already voted for it :p
Mmm... doughnuts *drools* No! Bad!
Daistallia 2104
09-02-2005, 17:03
I'll say it's safe to assume that Adrian Barbeau-Bot must be the only one here who has actually encountered natto in reality. Otherwise there would be many more votes for it.
Eutrusca
09-02-2005, 17:04
Ten feet is long for a pole. What wouldn't you touch with one?
I've posted the first five responses in 'The poll of the pole'...and added one of my own.
The topic of "Spousal Rape!" :rolleyes:
Legless Pirates
09-02-2005, 17:06
I touch everything
Kroblexskij
09-02-2005, 17:16
a ten foot pole
ish person
Lascivious Maximus
09-02-2005, 17:16
@ anyone who took a donut... thank you, your lips are warm and soft! :D
Germanialand
09-02-2005, 17:41
The moon. If I were to poke it with a pole, we all know that it would use its evil lunar powers to destroy me, and all of humanity. I DON'T want to piss off the primary source of evil in this world.
Lunatic Goofballs
09-02-2005, 17:47
AN explosive with a twenty foot blast radius.
Yoko Ono
Beehives(I have a real problem with bees)
The center of the Earth.
The center of a tootsie pop.
Ten tons or raw pig liver balanced precariously above me.
Daistallia 2104
09-02-2005, 18:07
I touch everything
Reminder to self: never shake hands with LP. Ever!
Most of the Mods. They are unclean, I tell you...UNCLEAN!
Chinkopodia
09-02-2005, 18:47
The moon, it's far too far for just a ten foot pole. ;)
Daistallia 2104
09-02-2005, 18:55
The moon, it's far too far for just a ten foot pole. ;)
Even if you were 9 feet or closer from the moon?
(That's the trouble here - The question's not "can" but "would")
Legless Pirates
09-02-2005, 18:56
Reminder to self: never shake hands with LP. Ever!
I touch soap and water too
Daistallia 2104
09-02-2005, 19:04
I touch soap and water too
Extra reminder to self: avoid the bars of soap at LP's house if ever invited (not that it's likely now ;)) due to contamination. :D
Dobbs Town
09-02-2005, 19:05
Yoko Ono.
I'm reasonably sure she qualifies as a 'thing'.
Andaluciae
09-02-2005, 19:06
you all!
Daistallia 2104
09-02-2005, 19:08
Yoko Ono
Yoko Ono.
I'm reasonably sure she qualifies as a 'thing'.
Did the pics I posted of Ms. Ono influance anyone? :)
Peechland
09-02-2005, 19:08
sardines, kraut, mayo, potted meat, olive loaf, spam, someone elses dirty underwear or socks,someone elses feet, any of the organ meats...liver, tripe, chitterlings.
bugs.
Daistallia 2104
09-02-2005, 19:18
sardines, kraut, mayo, potted meat, olive loaf, spam, someone elses dirty underwear or socks,someone elses feet, any of the organ meats...liver, tripe, chitterlings.
bugs.
I'll take the kraut, olive loaf, tripe, and chitterlings! Them thar's good eatin!
And the bugs are too, at least the right kind. (And yes, I speak from experience.)
Have any menudo, head cheese, or scrapple to add?
How about Japanese salted fish guts? (Yes, I've eaten all that, as well. :D But You can't make me eat natto!)
Peechland
09-02-2005, 19:20
I'll take the kraut, olive loaf, tripe, and chitterlings! Them thar's good eatin!
And the bugs are too, at least the right kind. (And yes, I speak from experience.)
Have any menudo, head cheese, or scrapple to add?
How about Japanese salted fish guts? (Yes, I've eaten all that, as well. :D But You can't make me eat natto!)
ack! *feels sick*
Legless Pirates
09-02-2005, 19:20
What is that natto supposed to be anyway (I've seen the pic, but what *is* it)?
Daistallia 2104
09-02-2005, 19:31
What is that natto supposed to be anyway (I've seen the pic, but what *is* it)?
Soybeans that are first teamed then fermented. It smells like a bad cheese, and has the texture of snot.
details (http://metropolis.japantoday.com/biginjapanarchive299/267/biginjapaninc.htm)
I have actually seen someone vomit after trying natto.
Legless Pirates
09-02-2005, 19:32
Soybeans that are first teamed then fermented. It smells like a bad cheese, and has the texture of snot.
details (http://metropolis.japantoday.com/biginjapanarchive299/267/biginjapaninc.htm)
I have actually seen someone vomit after trying natto.
Well.... It's still food, so I would touch it and eat it.
Kryozerkia
09-02-2005, 20:04
My asshole of an NDD leader.
Chinkopodia
09-02-2005, 20:18
Even if you were 9 feet or closer from the moon?
(That's the trouble here - The question's not "can" but "would")
I wouldn't go into space, therefore I wouldn't touch the moon with a ten-foot pole. If the moon was within ten feet of earth, I wouldn't wait to make descisions - I'd run like hell, as it would be crashing into the Earth.
Red Sox Fanatics
09-02-2005, 20:19
Paris Hilton. There's just not enough disinfectant in the world to clean up after that skank!
Alien Born
09-02-2005, 20:27
A Packers fan.
Armed with cheese.