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So here's a really great conversation that occured between me and some ditzes that waylaid me after school. (the bold text is them(

Hi Ben
Hi
Sup?
Nothing; you?
Nothing - hey is it true you went out with *name of nerdy girl*?
What?! You actually still pay attention to rumors from 6th grade (now the 10th damn grade)? And no I didnt >_<
Oh, well do you still like girls?
Yes...
Do you want a g/f?
No (at least not one from my high school, most of em are ditzes)
But that makes you gay
No . . . I wouldn't want to date any of this high school's ditzes
But how come you like girls but don't want to go out?
Coz most of em at this high school are shallow . . . gah, I'm going back to work on the school paper (I was talking a break when this happened)
No, it's ok Ben, I've taken care of that for you (yeah right - the stupid girl probably can't even read a newspaper)
This is BS, I'm outta here

You're gay, aren't you?

You're gay, aren't you?
Yeah, that convo makes that the only possibility!
:D

Just kick open the closet door and be done with it. As Shakespeare said, "The lady doth protest too much."

So it isn't true that you went out with *name of nerdy girl*, then?

You're gay, aren't you?
Oh noes!!11 Pythagosaurus is one of those girls I was taling about *runs away* ;)

You're just a gay man doomed to spend eternity with shallow hangers-on. On the bright side that means you have a career in fashion waiting for you.

So it isn't true that you went out with *name of nerdy girl*, then?
*appeals to judge* You honor, I refuse to answer a leading question

Dude, you can't find a meaningful relationship, they find you.

Oh noes!!11 Pythagosaurus is one of those girls I was taling about *runs away* ;)
Hey, you want a gf?

Dude, you can't find a meaningful relationship, they find you.
In Soviet Russia, relationship makes you!

*appeals to judge* You honor, I refuse to answer a leading question

Aha, so you admit that you went out with *name of popular girl*!

In Soviet Russia, relationship makes you!

ROFL :) :) :)

getting out of high school won't get you away from ditzy girls, they are EVERYWHERE! I found that a military uniform is a great way of attracting girls, however, it is not the kind of girls I would ever date. I'll sleep with them, but I sure as hell won't date them.
Its a high school "relationship" if the girls into you then go for it have fun now you have plenty of time before you have to find a serious relationship and settle down, hell your only a sophmore have fun while you can. In the real world you'll find you have a lot less time for crap like that.

Cpl Monastyrsky, Ilya USMC
4th Force Service Support Group
6th Engineer Support Battalion
Headquarters & Service Company

In Soviet Russia, relationship makes you!

I actually lived in Soviet Russia, I moved to the states in '89 and I believe that a more appropriate remark would be:
In Soviet Russia, relationship kills you!

but then again that applies to any other place as well.

Cpl Monastyrsky, Ilya USMC
4th Force Service Support Group
6th Engineer Support Battalion
Headquarters & Service Company

Hi Ben
Hi
Sup?
Nothing; you?
Nothing - hey is it true you went out with *name of nerdy girl*?
What?! You actually still pay attention to rumors from 6th grade (now the 10th damn grade)? And no I didnt >_<
Oh, well do you still like girls?
Yes...
Do you want a g/f?
No (at least not one from my high school, most of em are ditzes)
But that makes you gay
No . . . I wouldn't want to date any of this high school's ditzes
But how come you like girls but don't want to go out?
Coz most of em at this high school are shallow . . . gah, I'm going back to work on the school paper (I was talking a break when this happened)
No, it's ok Ben, I've taken care of that for you (yeah right - the stupid girl probably can't even read a newspaper)
This is BS, I'm outta here
Simple subtext: She wants to fuck you but feels too dumb to qualify with your high standards.

I know u SuperPower from other regions/forums, and you're not too young to see this!
She was probably obviously wet when having this little talk with you!

Simple subtext: She wants to fuck you but feels too dumb to qualify with your high standards.

I know u SuperPower from other regions/forums, and you're not too young to see this
Ah, but is *she* smart enough to know I'm on to her little game? I dont think so!

Trust me on this, the shallow ones are the best!

Don't ever go out with an intelligent woman you will never win. Women are allow to change the rules of engagment, they are irrational and unpredictable. Something to do with hormones and ladies week.

With a dumb girl this is predictable and excusable. But when an intelligent woman starts acting irrational you won't know where you stand and all hell will break loose.

Go dumb, pretty, big knockers.

Love > Lust > Nothing

Love > Lust > Nothing
Love>cookies>Lust

Brownies>Love>Cookies>Lust

you will totally get a gf.

i for one, have dated such apathetic, aloof, choosy bastards my whole life. of course, i usually succeed in disapointing them with my set of flaws, but that is another thread.....

No (at least not one from my high school, most of em are ditzes)
That is egotistical arrogance. Trust me, I have first-hand experience with that stuff. They aren't all as bad as you think, you either haven't noticed the worthwhile ones or don't realise that they are. But, meh, you'll have to figure that on your own, I guess.

Is there something wrong with the nerdy girl that you'd so vehemently deny going out with her? Is she a leper or something?

Or is it that maybe ... just maybe ... you are the shallow one ...

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNN!

But that makes you gay


Oh ... and no ... Spiderman makes you gay.

http://www.lunabean.com/dancing_spiderman.gif

Is there something wrong with the nerdy girl that you'd so vehemently deny going out with her? Is she a leper or something?

Or is it that maybe ... just maybe ... you are the shallow one ...

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNN!

The impression I got was that he actually didn't go out with her.

Don't worry, even at a typical school I'm sure there are girls who fit your standards. And even if not, well, don't think of it as lowering your standards, think of it as education or working your way up. After all you'd rather have your best relationships with the best girls, right? It's kinda like you should take arithmetic, then algebra, then geometry, higher algebra, trig, calculus - rather than take calculus for six years to learn all of it.

Also, once you do find a girl you want to go out with, my foremost advice is to always keep an open line of communication. Lack of communication can spawn all sorts of other problems that kill the relationship, and you don't want that. REmember to talk!

If you really want to get rid of shallow people, try to scare them away. When a girl asks why you won't go out with anyone say its because you get too bored waiting through the date for the chance to rape her. That will scare away those that aren't serious, and if any of them hear you correctly and stay then maybe you should think about listening to them. You don't have to have a real relationship with these girls. One of my friends very rarely fucks the same girl twice, and almost never kisses them or tells them his name. Relationships are not mandatory.