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What's the wierdest, most outlandish, or most interesting thing you've done sexually? this can include postions, locations, frequency, what have you. I'll post mine after i get a few responses.

Besides lying on top of you?

I think you should go first, as you asked...

Sodomizing a 7/11 clerk while eating a big bite hotdog and wearing pasties with spinning propellers.

Fair enough. Lemme see. Well, wierdest (read: most awkward) postion i've ever done was where i was standing, and she was doing an headstand and the splits facing me. we were drunk, she's a gymnast, interesting things happen. I can't really think of something that's definitively the wierdest, though, just a couple of funny or potentially interesting stories. There was the time that we finished doing our thing (this is back in high school) only to wlk downstairs and find not only my mother, but my grandmother had been down there for much of it. Wierdest place that i can think of offhand would have to have been her really messy basement, on top of a folded up rug, next to the dog food and some tools.

Feet. Normal idea, funky taste ;)

*wonders how long it will take this to get locked*
Then again...
*wonders if it will get locked...*

*wonders how long it will take this to get locked*
Then again...
*wonders if it will get locked...*
Actually, i was wondering the same thing. I hope not, just so long as a., no one starts flaming and b. it doesn't get too graphic. No one needs detailed physical descriptions of anyone's genitals.

Besides lying on top of you?
yes.

Weirdest location...on a cliff top in Wales in the freezing cold.

And all other details shall remain between me, the person in question, and whoever happens to be in the pub when I get drunk and start talking.

*wonders how long it will take this to get locked*
Then again...
*wonders if it will get locked...*

I was wondering that too

*shudders*

i did two girls at the same time UP THE POOP shoot. :mp5:

Well, I've done it in the toilet on a Virgin Voyager (a train). We were bored.

And I once got a blowjob while watching Bridget Jones's Diary in the cinema. The trouble was I was watching the film, so not really concentrating on the BJ, and it took her about three quarters of an hour to get me off. That's dedication for you.

i did two girls at the same time UP THE POOP shoot. :mp5:

Ah the trigger for the lockdown

wierdest, most outlandish, or most interesting thing I've done sexually?

threesomes, with my girfriend and another guy
threesomes with my girlfriend and another girl
foursomes with my gf and another couple
being video taped while my dominatrix friend made us submit to her will.
erotic aspyxiation
...

i did two girls at the same time UP THE POOP shoot. :mp5:

That's put a weird picture in my head, but probably not the one you were trying to convey.

Well, I've done it in the toilet on a Virgin Voyager (a train). We were bored.

And I once got a blowjob while watching Bridget Jones's Diary in the cinema. The trouble was I was watching the film, so not really concentrating on the BJ, and it took her about three quarters of an hour to get me off. That's dedication for you.
My god, those toilets are bloody HUGE. You could have an orgy on a virgin and no-one would notice.

My god, those toilets are bloody HUGE. You could have an orgy on a virgin and no-one would notice.

Indeed you could. Perhaps we should have got the whole carriage involved? There was some funny old lady eyeing us up suspiciously as we came out. Maybe she was just jealous and wanted a piece herself?

Something to think about for next time.

Indeed you could. Perhaps we should have got the whole carriage involved? There was some funny old lady eyeing us up suspiciously as we came out. Maybe she was just jealous and wanted a piece herself?

Something to think about for next time.
Not if you actually want to get it up. Seriously. Can you imagine?

*Westmorlandia's thoughts*

'Oh, my God oh my God oh my hey I wonder if that old lady wanted in on this?'

*droop*

My god, those toilets are bloody HUGE. You could have an orgy on a virgin and no-one would notice.
Yes they are... that would be a fun train ride

Weirdest place, well I'm a science teacher, in the middle of the lab on my lunch break on the counter in the chemical supply office.

here's another. Me and the g/f were in the back of a friends car, and we had been snuggling and kissing periodically (just in the mood, dunno why) and then one of them threw a blanket over us as a joke. And they all thought that we were just plauin around, not really fooling around, just making the appropriate noises, and i guess, to an extent, we were just playin around, but it was still legitamitely heavy petting. That was interesting.

And just to reiterate, personally, i find sex a very interesting topic, and fun to talk about, if it's done in the right light with the righ tone, so please, don't get overly graphic. No one wants to hear it, once you go past a certain level of openness, and it will get this topic locked. :D

What's the wierdest, most outlandish, or most interesting thing you've done sexually? this can include postions, locations, frequency, what have you. I'll post mine after i get a few responses.

I refuse to answer this question because most of you are so young that you still labor under the delusion that your "elders" had you via immaculate conception! :D

Weirdest place, well I'm a science teacher, in the middle of the lab on my lunch break on the counter in the chemical supply office.
Oooh, acid burns! The state of the desks in my chemistry store room, you don't even want to breathe in one of those places. :eek:

Weirdest place, well I'm a science teacher, in the middle of the lab on my lunch break on the counter in the chemical supply office.
It wasn't with a student, right? cuz that's really illegal, and, unless you're a hot lady-type, not hot at all. Well, not for me. Therefor, not for anyone. :D

I refuse to answer this question because most of you are so young that you still labor under the delusion that your "elders" had you via immaculate conception! :D
Actually, i discussed my father's sex life with him just a few nights ago in a very candid and open manner online. My parents are divorced, see, and he is, in fact, homosexual, so... yeah. He did a cop, apperantly. Seeing as I'm planning to be one, my g/f informed me that in a few years my father and herself will have something in common.

Ah the trigger for the lockdown
*as the trigger is pulled, everything goes into bullet time - super-power dodges the lock and escapes in time*

*as the trigger is pulled, everything goes into bullet time - super-power dodges the lock and escapes in time*
*only to be yanked back in by tribes, pissed at the fact that someone was getting away with it while he wasn't*

*only to be yanked back in by tribes, pissed at the fact that someone was getting away with it while he wasn't*
i don't think he's coming back, actually.

Oooh, acid burns! The state of the desks in my chemistry store room, you don't even want to breathe in one of those places. :eek:
lol... yep, danger around every corner, and where i teach its tons of messy male science teachers and 1 messy female, one neat female trying to clean up after all of us...

I've had a couple interesting masterbating experiences, also...

Actually, i discussed my father's sex life with him just a few nights ago in a very candid and open manner online. My parents are divorced, see, and he is, in fact, homosexual, so... yeah. He did a cop, apperantly. Seeing as I'm planning to be one, my g/f informed me that in a few years my father and herself will have something in common.
lol... I've done a cop before, but he's not a cop any longer cause they expelled him for lying about being homosexual and being on drugs... now he's a teacher lol
My wife doesn't even know that one... lol

lol... yep, danger around every corner, and where i teach its tons of messy male science teachers and 1 messy female, one neat female trying to clean up after all of us...

I've had a couple interesting masterbating experiences, also...

oh do tell!

and are you male or female? (just so I can picture it)

oh do tell!

and are you male or female? (just so I can picture it)
Oh yeah, they're pretty funky... maybe not too funny, but not exactly very good... well there was one when i was drunk and i apparantly somehow masterbated in between the strings of my best friends double bass and he apparantly ended up sucking me off when he caught me, though i only vaguely remember that. then theres the time in the teachers longue after school and the cop came in to get coffee... oh, there are many times i was walked in on by assorted people... ooo, theres the time i broke up with my gf and when i was drunk went in her bedroom and jerked off in her bed and she came home...


I'm a guy... lol

i did two girls at the same time UP THE POOP shoot. :mp5:
you have two penises?

evolution at work ladies and gentlemen

Oh yeah, they're pretty funky... maybe not too funny, but not exactly very good... well there was one when i was drunk and i apparantly somehow masterbated in between the strings of my best friends double bass and he apparantly ended up sucking me off when he caught me, though i only vaguely remember that. then theres the time in the teachers longue after school and the cop came in to get coffee... oh, there are many times i was walked in on by assorted people... ooo, theres the time i broke up with my gf and when i was drunk went in her bedroom and jerked off in her bed and she came home...


I'm a guy... lol

lol sounds hot. When you did it on in the supply room, was that with a male or female? teacher? That ex cop?

And thats what yoru ex-girlfriend gets :-D


more about the various people catching you wank it! what did they do? how come you still have a job? i like your stories!

lol sounds hot. When you did it on in the supply room, was that with a male or female? teacher? That ex cop?

And thats what yoru ex-girlfriend gets :-D


more about the various people catching you wank it! what did they do? how come you still have a job? i like your stories!
lol.. supple room was actually my wife, she was being nice on her day off and bringing me lunch... lol

Yep, I can be mean, that's why she's my ex...

more about the various people catching you wank it! what did they do? how come you still have a job? i like your stories!
They didn't do anything according to my knowledge... I still have a job cause they'd rather laugh at me than get me in trouble, except one time my wife and I were snogging and I had my hand up her shirt and she was feeling me and all that jazz and we sort of forgot I had a class coming in, that one got me a recommendation for suspension, but it never happened cause I wrote appologies to all the students parents...

Oh yeah, they're pretty funky... maybe not too funny, but not exactly very good... well there was one when i was drunk and i apparantly somehow masterbated in between the strings of my best friends double bass and he apparantly ended up sucking me off when he caught me, though i only vaguely remember that. then theres the time in the teachers longue after school and the cop came in to get coffee... oh, there are many times i was walked in on by assorted people... ooo, theres the time i broke up with my gf and when i was drunk went in her bedroom and jerked off in her bed and she came home...


I'm a guy... lol
I will never look at teachers the same, ever again.

I'm sorta pissed that this thread isn't locked yet, cause the other day I made a thread asking people what they thought of my poem, and was that thread not only locked, but deleted within a half an hour

Sumamba, I really hope you're not masturbating to this thread... :(

I will never look at teachers the same, ever again.

I'm sorta pissed that this thread isn't locked yet, cause the other day I made a thread asking people what they thought of my poem, and was that thread not only locked, but deleted within a half an hour
lol... well, we're usually good... *smirks*

I'm sorry...

Sumamba, I really hope you're not masturbating to this thread... :(
I'm sure she's (assuming it's a woman) not.

lol... well, we're usually good... *smirks*

I'm sorry...
Reasuring, I think

My poem wasn't even that bad, sorta pissed me off

Sumamba, I really hope you're not masturbating to this thread... :(


lol nope... just entertained... besides, unlike our teacher here I don't masturbate at work when there are people around to catch me. :p

I'm sure she's (assuming it's a woman) not.
Yay!

Reasuring, I think

My poem wasn't even that bad, sorta pissed me off
I nearly got kicked out of a catholic school for "morbid" poetry when I was a kid

I'm sure she's (assuming it's a woman) not.


well I'm a guy but i wouldnt mind being a woman, at least for a little while

I nearly got kicked out of a catholic school for "morbid" poetry when I was a kid
it wasn't morbid though, even though I usually am. If you wanna see it I'll tg it to you, I'm not posting it here, but if anyone wants to see just TG me and I'll send it

/threadjack

lol nope... just entertained... besides, unlike our teacher here I don't masturbate at work when there are people around to catch me. :p
I'm a good guy, usually, I just have my moments... well the work times I was caught were supposed to be times I couldn't get caught cause noone was supposed to have a free period... and the time with my wife, well that was just supidity...

I'd like to see the poem your thread was locked over

it wasn't morbid though, even though I usually am. If you wanna see it I'll tg it to you, I'm not posting it here, but if anyone wants to see just TG me and I'll send it

/threadjack

Yeah, tg it...

well I'm a guy but i wouldnt mind being a woman, at least for a little while
I was just assuming, sorry about that...
I don't think any of us would, btu the period and childbirth thing makes me glad I'm a guy...

I'm a good guy, usually, I just have my moments... well the work times I was caught were supposed to be times I couldn't get caught cause noone was supposed to have a free period... and the time with my wife, well that was just supidity...

you drink on the job and hand out dope to your students dont you? lol j/k

Seriously though I too am wondering what is really going on in teacher lounges across the country right now.

I'm super paranoid and make sure I do "bad" things only when I know I wont get caught.

I was just assuming, sorry about that...
I don't think any of us would, btu the period and childbirth thing makes me glad I'm a guy...

no offense taken, a lot of people online have assumed I am a female. I dont mind at all, I think its kuhl to be a feminine guy.


and yep about the reasons it's not so great to be zee female.

you drink on the job and hand out dope to your students dont you? lol j/k

Seriously though I too am wondering what is really going on in teacher lounges across the country right now.

I'm super paranoid and make sure I do "bad" things only when I know I wont get caught.
Course I do... what else? lol

Usually not as bad as my experiences...

I used to be like that, but I'm not so much anymore... now my limit is locking the door... lol

no offense taken, a lot of people online have assumed I am a female. I dont mind at all, I think its kuhl to be a feminine guy.


and yep about the reasons it's not so great to be zee female.
When I'm not in these type of chats, same here... lol

When I'm not in these type of chats, same here... lol


Well even in RL people are quick to assume that I am gay. I think its funny and will tell them that I am gay. Well I am bi so they are half right eh?

But even before I knew I was bisexual I had a lot of people assume me to be gay because I walk kinda faggy sometimes and I was always a bit too emotional.

did you two get my poem?

Well even in RL people are quick to assume that I am gay. I think its funny and will tell them that I am gay. Well I am bi so they are half right eh?

But even before I knew I was bisexual I had a lot of people assume me to be gay because I walk kinda faggy sometimes and I was always a bit too emotional.
I don't even know what the hell t classify myself as, so I let people believe what they want...

I'm extremely emotional, too, but I hide it well, so only people that know me can tell that, anyways...

did you two get my poem?
Yeah. I got it, it's good. I don't get why your topic got deleted, though...

did you two get my poem?

checking now

yes, it's good

if a thread got locked over this, I think that is stupid. Maybe it got locked because people were flaming too much or something no?

well I'm a guy but i wouldnt mind being a woman, at least for a little while

If I was a woman I think I'd masturbate every second of the day. There are so many interesting objects that one can fit into a vagina.

checking now

yes, it's good

if a thread got locked over this, I think that is stupid. Maybe it got locked because people were flaming too much or something no?
their were only 7 replies to it, and all but one of them were saying that it was a good poem.

If I was a woman I think I'd masturbate every second of the day. There are so many interesting objects that one can fit into a vagina.
lol... good point, but I highly doubt you'd want to hurt yourself, so maybe not every second... But the multiple orgasm almost everytime has got to rock!

I don't even know what the hell t classify myself as, so I let people believe what they want...

I'm extremely emotional, too, but I hide it well, so only people that know me can tell that, anyways...


I don't like labels but just say I'm bi because it conveys my sexual interests the best.

I actually am trying to regain my connection to my emotions. It may sound stupid but I was heavily harrassed for being different and as I hid who I really was I kinda lost touch with much of my true self. I have a hard time knowing what I am feeling most of the time.

their were only 7 replies to it, and all but one of them were saying that it was a good poem.

Maybe you could start a poetry thread, so people can post any poetry they've written. I'm sure that wouldn't get locked.

Maybe you could start a poetry thread, so people can post any poetry they've written. I'm sure that wouldn't get locked.
I'm sure it was my poem specifically

I don't like labels but just say I'm bi because it conveys my sexual interests the best.

I actually am trying to regain my connection to my emotions. It may sound stupid but I was heavily harrassed for being different and as I hid who I really was I kinda lost touch with much of my true self. I have a hard time knowing what I am feeling most of the time.
That doesn't sound stupid at all, actually.

As for the label thing, I suppose that would make be bi, also... I must admit BJs from guys are much better... I can't deny that one...

I'm sure it was my poem specifically

they didnt give you a reason?

That poem alone just couldn't warrant lockage and deletion. Theres nothing offensive about it in the slightest.

they didnt give you a reason?

That poem alone just couldn't warrant lockage and deletion. Theres nothing offensive about it in the slightest.
or is there? try looking at it from a different angle

I'm sure it was my poem specifically

I mean that if you start a poetry thread you would get a chance to post your poem without it being swiftly deleted.

EDIT: If I remember rightly, the mods don't like people starting threads just to post single poems. I think they may have classed it as spam.

Just a few examples.

Gave a blowjob in a car in a ferry lineup.

Had sex in the open on the side of a highway (to the airport, so relatively busy).

In a park, but it was dark and no one was around.

Have given a few handjobs in a car parked on the side of the Trans Canada.

Mutual masturbation in the women's shower stall at work.

On the stairs at my grandparent's place. Oh, and their jacuzzi too.

And the usual: threesomes, phone sex, chat sex, that sort of thing.

That doesn't sound stupid at all, actually.

it feels stupid lol :p :fluffle:

Just a few examples.

Gave a blowjob in a car in a ferry lineup.

Had sex in the open on the side of a highway (to the airport, so relatively busy).

In a park, but it was dark and no one was around.

Have given a few handjobs in a car parked on the side of the Trans Canada.

Mutual masturbation in the women's shower stall at work.

On the stairs at my grandparent's place. Oh, and their jacuzzi too.

And the usual: threesomes, phone sex, chat sex, that sort of thing.

Oh, I don't think I mentioned on the mountains in Lebanon the night we got married (we got married on vacation over christmas)... that was a fun night and she was already pregnant so no risk there... lol

Just a few examples.

Gave a blowjob in a car in a ferry lineup.

Had sex in the open on the side of a highway (to the airport, so relatively busy).

In a park, but it was dark and no one was around.

Have given a few handjobs in a car parked on the side of the Trans Canada.

Mutual masturbation in the women's shower stall at work.

On the stairs at my grandparent's place. Oh, and their jacuzzi too.

And the usual: threesomes, phone sex, chat sex, that sort of thing.

ah yes I forgot to mention sex in park in daylight with people walking by as gf sits on my lap and her dress covering everything

it feels stupid lol :p :fluffle:
I feel stupid quite a bit of the time... lol

or is there? try looking at it from a different angle
I swear I didn't notice until afterwards

ah yes I forgot to mention sex in park in daylight with people walking by as gf sits on my lap and her dress covering everything
Oh... I've done that... that's always a fun one, especially when people look at you like your orgasming for nothing... lol

Ok, really good responses, a lot better than i'd hoped, actually. Here's another question to consider. No unneccesary bragging, but what is the most impressive thing you've done/ had done to you sexually?

For me it would have to be pretty early on in our relationship. My g/f had deverginized me maybe a month and a half before this, so this was about when I started to count orgasms (her's are very distinctive, so it's not hard.) So we were schtupping, and the number got as high as 40 before we were done. That was ridiculous. It was really funny later when she tried to walk, or do things involving basic motor skills, and completely failed every time.

or is there? try looking at it from a different angle


well I can see people disagreeing with it but if they were offended by it then they are big babies.

So they didnt give you a reason for lockage and deletion?

Maybe you could start a poetry thread, so people can post any poetry they've written. I'm sure that wouldn't get locked.

there is one ;)

check it out!

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=395902

well I can see people disagreeing with it but if they were offended by it then they are big babies.

So they didnt give you a reason for lockage and deletion?
Nope, no reason.

Well, there all always those extream amounts of multiples, but I'd have to say the having blue balls and getting an erection at every living thing for an entire day before the best sex of my life tops it...

Ok, really good responses, a lot better than i'd hoped, actually. Here's another question to consider. No unneccesary bragging, but what is the most impressive thing you've done/ had done to you sexually?

For me it would have to be pretty early on in our relationship. My g/f had deverginized me maybe a month and a half before this, so this was about when I started to count orgasms (her's are very distinctive, so it's not hard.) So we were schtupping, and the number got as high as 40 before we were done. That was ridiculous. It was really funny later when she tried to walk, or do things involving basic motor skills, and completely failed every time.


well to me I was impressed with myself when my girlfriend brought her extreemely hot marine friend over and I was able to pleasure both these ladies for a long period of time and get them both to orgasm a couple of times before I myself did so. I was worried when it began that I was going to blow it, but at the end, our threeway kisses and moans of how great it was from the girls, reassured me that I did a good job.

well to me I was impressed with myself when my girlfriend brought her extreemely hot marine friend over and I was able to pleasure both these ladies for a long period of time and get them both to orgasm a couple of times before I myself did so. I was worried when it began that I was going to blow it, but at the end, our threeway kisses and moans of how great it was from the girls, reassured me that I did a good job.
3 somes are always fun...

*bad boy side comes out again* how about sex with my wife in a hotel, then with my ex boyfriend in the room next door after she went to sleep? ex-cop guy...

I adore how we're all guys and it's basically like a hot bragging session now... lol

3 somes are always fun...

*bad boy side comes out again* how about sex with my wife in a hotel, then with my ex boyfriend in the room next door after she went to sleep? ex-cop guy...
does your wife know about your (however occasional) bouts of skankery?

I adore how we're all guys and it's basically like a hot bragging session now... lol
Avast, there in lies my problem, I'm a virgin, and 17, almost 18.

I will say that blankets are always fun though.

does your wife know about your (however occasional) bouts of skankery?
No, that's the bad part about it... I want to tell her cause I love her, I really do, but I can't imagine how that would go over... Yeah, I've been screwing my best friend cause you just don't give me enough *imagines how bad that would turn out*

Avast, there in lies my problem, I'm a virgin, and 17, almost 18.

I will say that blankets are always fun though.
Ah... I see, well I didn't kiss anyone till I was 16 and didn't date till 17, so don't worry, you'll get there...

Avast, there in lies my problem, I'm a virgin, and 17, almost 18.

I will say that blankets are always fun though.
Hey, don't despair. I was in the same boat a year ago. Find a g/f who's horny enough, you'll end up going through a 36 pack of condoms in 2-3 weeks. Every 2-3 weeks. For about 7 months.

Avast, there in lies my problem, I'm a virgin, and 17, almost 18.

I will say that blankets are always fun though.
I can't say I can speak for blankets... lol (You're a girl, I'm assuming?)

Ah... I see, well I didn't kiss anyone till I was 16 and didn't date till 17, so don't worry, you'll get there...
I never said we haven't done anything, I just said I was a virgin

Hey, don't despair. I was in the same boat a year ago. Find a g/f who's horny enough, you'll end up going through a 36 pack of condoms in 2-3 weeks. Every 2-3 weeks. For about 7 months.
lol... can't say I've ever been there... lol

I can't say I can speak for blankets... lol (You're a girl, I'm assuming?)
No a guy, we were watching a movie at her house under supervision, kinda like that dress thing you were talking about

I never said we haven't done anything, I just said I was a virgin
I never said that, either... I'm just telling you your love life will progress quickly...

No a guy, we were watching a movie at her house under supervision, kinda like that dress thing you were talking about
Oh... let me warn you desks in calss aren't quite as convenient for hiding handjobs as blankets... Yes, I've had a million kids try to pull that...

lol... can't say I've ever been there... lol
I almost died.

Oh... let me warn you desks in calss aren't quite as convenient for hiding handjobs as blankets... Yes, I've had a million kids try to pull that...
thanks for the heads up, but I don't think it's a terribly big problem in my school.

Oh... let me warn you desks in calss aren't quite as convenient for hiding handjobs as blankets... Yes, I've had a million kids try to pull that...
Where the hell do you teach? Ghammorah?

I almost died.
I have sprained myself from too much sex, though... that isn't pretty...

Also, I've sprained myself taking viagra on a 50$ bet when i certainly am not even close to needing it... that hurt...

Where the hell do you teach? Ghammorah?
lol... no, but i had some interesting classes my first 2 years of teaching... actually its an exclusive public school in a richy rich suburb of cleveland where kids get in trouble for basically nothing...

thanks for the heads up, but I don't think it's a terribly big problem in my school.
for us its a big problem with new teachers

I have sprained myself from too much sex, though... that isn't pretty...

Also, I've sprained myself taking viagra on a 50$ bet when i certainly am not even close to needing it... that hurt...
There is no amount of money that would entice me to risk the sanctity of my member. Especially since i haven't had sex in a month, and i'm about to get the oppurtunity on friday. (stupid damn long distance relationships) Phone/ cyber sex is good, but nowhere near as good as the real thing.

for us its a big problem with new teachers
yeah, I don't think our school has as much funding as yours does.

well I'm a guy but i wouldnt mind being a woman, at least for a little while
I don't think I could deal with having to deal with emotions. I prefer being stoic and manly like I am now. :cool:

lol... no, but i had some interesting classes my first 2 years of teaching... actually its an exclusive public school in a richy rich suburb of cleveland where kids get in trouble for basically nothing...
Oh. you should've just said it was rich kids. :D

There is no amount of money that would entice me to risk the sanctity of my member. Especially since i haven't had sex in a month, and i'm about to get the oppurtunity on friday. (stupid damn long distance relationships) Phone/ cyber sex is good, but nowhere near as good as the real thing.
Cyber and phone are absolutely nothing to real sex... its just stimulated masterbation which i dont exactly mind, but come on!
yeah, that wasnt a fun time...

yeah, I don't think our school has as much funding as yours does.
lol... i understand

What's the wierdest, most outlandish, or most interesting thing you've done sexually? this can include postions, locations, frequency, what have you. I'll post mine after i get a few responses.
Well, I must say that going down on someone in an outdoor jacuzzi is quite the experience.

I don't think I could deal with having to deal with emotions. I prefer being stoic and manly like I am now. :cool:
yes, but you are "emobuddy", so you cant be too emotionally stable... lol

Cyber and phone are absolutely nothing to real sex... its just stimulated masterbation which i dont exactly mind, but come on!
yeah, that wasnt a fun time...
But it is nice to be able to say that i've gotten her off five times from 300 miles away. Which is true, since she doesn't masturbate, unless i'm involved in some way. The first time she did it was because i asked her to. (she's not very good at it.) :D

lol

your stories are awesome Compulsory

Well, I must say that going down on someone in an outdoor jacuzzi is quite the experience.
My wife, before we got married, the year she became legal (shes 6 years younger than me) we spent a summer in florida together as friends and niehter of us knew the other was interested at all, btu we ended up having hard core sex on a beach.

But it is nice to be able to say that i've gotten her off five times from 300 miles away. Which is true, since she doesn't masturbate, unless i'm involved in some way. The first time she did it was because i asked her to. (she's not very good at it.) :D
lol... ive done that, its always a fun thing to brag about... lol
thats never a good sign in a gf, never havign masterbated... oh... :(

lol

your stories are awesome Compulsory
thanks, i guess... lol
the name's matt, btw. nic eto meet you.

My wife, before we got married, the year she became legal (shes 6 years younger than me) we spent a summer in florida together as friends and niehter of us knew the other was interested at all, btu we ended up having hard core sex on a beach.
I don't know why, but for some reason i'm reminded of the song "sand in the vaseline." I hope you were on a blanket. Sand is sharp little quartz crystals. those are sensitive areas. *shudders* :(

lol... ive done that, its always a fun thing to brag about... lol
thats never a good sign in a gf, never havign masterbated... oh... :(
why is that not a good sign? I don't follow.

I don't know why, but for some reason i'm reminded of the song "sand in the vaseline." I hope you were on a blanket. Sand is sharp little quartz crystals. those are sensitive areas. *shudders* :(
Nope, I layed on our clothes and she was on top of me...mostly

why is that not a good sign? I don't follow.
nvm, i was just joking...

thanks, i guess... lol
the name's matt, btw. nic eto meet you.


:)

nice to meet you too Matt

I'm Glenn, or Nelg as many call me because I'm so backwards.

:)

nice to meet you too Matt

I'm Glenn, or Nelg as many call me because I'm so backwards.
lol... Okay, Glenn, or Nelg... lol

I've had sex in a friend's bathroom at her Christmas party.
Also, some naughty things in movies. ;)

I've had sex in a friend's bathroom at her Christmas party.
Also, some naughty things in movies. ;)
Naughty films are always fun...

sex on the beach is aesome... any outdoor sex is usually pretty awesome.

unless you get caught, then it's also not awesome.

I had a gf once who started out as a lesbian and when she was 16 she was having sex with 4 other chicks in teh back of a station wagon and the cops caught them.

nvm, i was just joking...
right. sarcasm is hard to read over the intraweb. You never answered my question, unless i just missed it. Does your wife know about all this....stuff?

Naughty films are always fun...
I meant in a movie theatre, but making your own movies is fun too. :p

Nope, I layed on our clothes and she was on top of me...mostly
cowgirl/ reverse cowgirl are fun. especially when she switches between the two without you...um...leaving...her.

sex on the beach is aesome... any outdoor sex is usually pretty awesome.

unless you get caught, then it's also not awesome.

I had a gf once who started out as a lesbian and when she was 16 she was having sex with 4 other chicks in teh back of a station wagon and the cops caught them.
Yeah it is... out door sex is awesome... even when you get caught the sex is still awesome, just getting caught isnt... lol

thats hot, too... lol I walked in on my best friend, cop guy again getting head from 3 bartenders after a party one night, and he has one testicle so i was like, damn, thats crazy!

right. sarcasm is hard to read over the intraweb. You never answered my question, unless i just missed it. Does your wife know about all this....stuff?
I know, sorry about htat...
I answered, but unfortunately no... Iagain I say I want to tell her causeI love her and all but I can't imagine that coming out right, yeah I have sex with other people cause frankly you don't give me enough... *cringes*

cowgirl/ reverse cowgirl are fun. especially when she switches between the two without you...um...leaving...her.
Yep... I agree

Yeah it is... out door sex is awesome... even when you get caught the sex is still awesome, just getting caught isnt... lol

thats hot, too... lol I walked in on my best friend, cop guy again getting head from 3 bartenders after a party one night, and he has one testicle so i was like, damn, thats crazy!

lol! Take me out partying with you!

lol! Take me out partying with you!
Yeah, we have some fun times...

I know, sorry about htat...
I answered, but unfortunately no... Iagain I say I want to tell her causeI love her and all but I can't imagine that coming out right, yeah I have sex with other people cause frankly you don't give me enough... *cringes*
Hmm. ONe hesitates to broach such a subject with such a limited (yet so expansive) knowledge of, well, you, but there are some serious problems there. The biggest is either that you are incapable of being completely satisfied by her, or that you can't be honest with her. It seems to me, and please tell me to shut up when i get to personal (if that was a while ago, i can go ahead and delete this post and never speak of it again), that the first thing you need to do is stop having sex with everyone. Then, immediately after you stop that, it seems to me, you do need to tell her, because she does need to know, and it willl coe back to bite you in the ass if you don't, and it won't be nearly as controllable as if you broach the subject yourself. Sorry if my two cents are unwelcome, but there they are.

Hmm. ONe hesitates to broach such a subject with such a limited (yet so expansive) knowledge of, well, you, but there are some serious problems there. The biggest is either that you are incapable of being completely satisfied by her, or that you can't be honest with her. It seems to me, and please tell me to shut up when i get to personal (if that was a while ago, i can go ahead and delete this post and never speak of it again), that the first thing you need to do is stop having sex with everyone. Then, immediately after you stop that, it seems to me, you do need to tell her, because she does need to know, and it willl coe back to bite you in the ass if you don't, and it won't be nearly as controllable as if you broach the subject yourself. Sorry if my two cents are unwelcome, but there they are.
No, I know that. I've known that for quite awhile... It's jsut she's pregnant and very very very rarely wants to have sex of any kind and it pissed me off for awhile.

Alright, well I'm going to assume you left, Glenn... I'll be back to check in a bit...

No, I know that. I've known that for quite awhile... It's jsut she's pregnant and very very very rarely wants to have sex of any kind and it pissed me off for awhile.
Yeah, it's hard to go from a lot to a little, i, even with my fairly limited experience (only ever been with one woman) I've had to do that twic. The first time was about four months into college (we spent every night but 3 in the same bed) when she was being streesed out about grades and whatnot, was bottling it up, and, as a result, was never horny. I knew something was wrong, but she never said anything in particular, so that was fucked up. So then we finally get going again, and we're doin it like rabbits for a coupla weeks, and then, Bam, Long Distance Relationship begins (SIU doesn't transfer credit to Colombia, where she's going next year, so she's gotta go to triton) It sucks. But , honestly, doesn't excuse cheating. I guess your situation is different, and i do understand your anger, but still. At the very least, she needs to know.

Yeah, it's hard to go from a lot to a little, i, even with my fairly limited experience (only ever been with one woman) I've had to do that twic. The first time was about four months into college (we spent every night but 3 in the same bed) when she was being streesed out about grades and whatnot, was bottling it up, and, as a result, was never horny. I knew something was wrong, but she never said anything in particular, so that was fucked up. So then we finally get going again, and we're doin it like rabbits for a coupla weeks, and then, Bam, Long Distance Relationship begins (SIU doesn't transfer credit to Colombia, where she's going next year, so she's gotta go to triton) It sucks. But , honestly, doesn't excuse cheating. I guess your situation is different, and i do understand your anger, but still. At the very least, she needs to know.
Yeah... I know... you're right... Thanks...

Yeah... I know... you're right... Thanks...
Okay, I've made a decision to tell her everything tonight as soon as she gets home. Thanks...

Okay, I've made a decision to tell her everything tonight as soon as she gets home. Thanks...
good luck. sorry if i fuck up your marraige. I'll give you my address so you can come and beat me (no sex involved, i'm straight) if it does. I can't imagine that that'll be fun. If you're at all in the mood after it's over and done with, feel free to im me if you don't feel like posting it here.

good luck. sorry if i fuck up your marraige. I'll give you my address so you can come and beat me (no sex involved, i'm straight) if it does. I can't imagine that that'll be fun. If you're at all in the mood after it's over and done with, feel free to im me if you don't feel like posting it here.
I doubt it will fuck it up too much, just maybe get me not talked to for a bit and a bit of crying, but i really do have to tell her, so i should do it asap...
ttyl, glenn... thanks again...

wow good luck with that Matt!

ttyl

tc

I doubt it will fuck it up too much, just maybe get me not talked to for a bit and a bit of crying, but i really do have to tell her, so i should do it asap...
ttyl, glenn... thanks again...
good luck again. :(

We seem to be petering out again. C'mon, any one else?
I guess i'll give one then. Ummmmm, this isn't that great, but it's all that's coming to mind, because i'm really horny and it was really good sex. We were in the middle of it, I was standing and she was lying on her back on my waist high bed, her legs wrapped around me. THe t.v. was on, because seh likes a little background noise when we aren't completely by ourselves (we were in my dorm room) and some pop song with a really good beat. So i started dancin, I was keeping the beat really well. So then i decided to subdivide the beat, then a little staccatto, etc. She was laughing, then she couldn't breath (for good reasons.) Yeah. Afterwards she said "i told you you could dance."

All the talk early on about teachers reminded me of the foxy lady science teacher who's married to the chemestry teacher (both) at my school... eeeew.

My wife, before we got married, the year she became legal (shes 6 years younger than me) we spent a summer in florida together as friends and niehter of us knew the other was interested at all, btu we ended up having hard core sex on a beach.
That always intrigued me, but scared me... I've heard it can cause some major problems for the woman if sand gets where it doesn't belong...

I think i'll give this one more bump, then give up. Anyone else want to share anything? :(

:eek:
This thread is still going?
Wow.

Sorry, I haven't done anything odd that I can contribute juicy details about...
:(

yes, but you are "emobuddy", so you cant be too emotionally stable... lol
Christ...my name is a joke, people! No one seems to understand that...

Christ...my name is a joke, people! No one seems to understand that...
What exactly is the joke, by the way? I heard you say something about it earlier, but I can't seem to remember.

What exactly is the joke, by the way? I heard you say something about it earlier, but I can't seem to remember.
To be honest, I can't remember the specifics as I made it up a year ago when I was slightly more insane than I am now, but you can tell it's a joke...for Christ's sakes it's EMOBUDDY!! An emotional buddy...me...hah!

To be honest, I can't remember the specifics as I made it up a year ago when I was slightly more insane than I am now, but you can tell it's a joke...for Christ's sakes it's EMOBUDDY!! An emotional buddy...me...hah!
I love how we've just turned a thread about sex into discussing somebody's account name.
I have no life.
:D

my screen name comes from me mishearing lyrics in the song Sex by Berlin

i thought she was saying she's a blue moon beast but she really said blue movie (which I have no idea what that is but I assume its an "adult film"). Oh my usual screen name is m00nbeast not sumamba buwhan

so there we turned it around again.

oh btw NA I read some of that comic from the beginning.... I enjoyed it. It got increasingly wierder as I read it. The latest ones were pretty out there.

shit I fucked the thread up again

oh but there I said fuck and that has means sex sometimes and so away we go!

oh btw NA I read some of that comic from the beginning.... I enjoyed it. It got increasingly wierder as I read it. The latest ones were pretty out there.
Oh yeah. Road Waffles 2 evetually sort of loses the storyline and just goes psychotic. I liked the original Road Waffles better, myself.

Oh yeah. Road Waffles 2 evetually sort of loses the storyline and just goes psychotic. I liked the original Road Waffles better, myself.
this thread has been completely hijacked. however, I am intrigued. Might you provide me with an imforative link so that i may indulge my fancy and learn more about this "road waffles"?
:D

this thread has been completely hijacked. however, I am intrigued. Might you provide me with an imforative link so that i may indulge my fancy and learn more about this "road waffles"?
:D
http://www.eightland.com/comics.php

Both Road Waffles and RW2 have links to them on that page.
Be careful, it's addictive...
Oh, and Haley is awesome.

The weirdest thing I've done sexually?

How much time do you have?

Lessee, there was that time I had intercourse while driving down the freeway. Yes, I do mean I was the one driving and it was full intercourse.

Or there was that time we were going at it on the floor and the little dog we were watching for some freinds started licking both of our genitals (I really started to wonder about those freinds after that).

There's a whole list of the semi-unusual, ya know, menage-a-trois, group stuff, light bondage, unusual locations, semi-public....that reminds me I was once stopped by the cops...well the car was already stopped but I sure stopped when that cop tapped on the window. Anyways there's not much I haven't tried, so 'weird' is kind of a relative term.

The only experiance I'd call truly weird was one when we both had dropped two hits of blotter acid.

Don't ask me to describe it, I don't think this language has the words to express the experiance properly.

weirdest thing? i actually enjoyed it and didnt fake an orgasm. kidding. i am reading this thread with great interest first.

Oral in a graveyard. :D

weirdest thing? i actually enjoyed it and didnt fake an orgasm. kidding. i am reading this thread with great interest first.
yeah do, little miss, "I'm gonna post something disturbing later today". grumble grumble. ;)

Oral in a graveyard. :D
i really hope that's true. I really, really hope that that is true. :D

edit: giving or recieving? Both?

yeah do, little miss, "I'm gonna post something disturbing later today". grumble grumble. ;)
hey, guy, i have a JOB you know, and i am on call for that job, you know??? sheesh! i am typing.

sorry this took so long sancro- i am at work!!
i guess i dont have any competition with the other posters on this thread.
i have never done it with another chick, never done it with two guys and never had anal sex.
however, most of you know what i do for a living. and if you dont- i am a trade embalmer.and yes i have had sex with my exboyfriend in the prep room. however there were no bodies present, they were all in the walkin.
i have done it with a body present, and i think this is pretty bad. a death metal kid died in a car accident, he was 17, and it was pretty tragic for the family, (it always is) anyhow, the older brother- a guy about my age, came to consult with me about the possibility of an open casket viewing, after we had cleaned him up. the brother was awesome. i mean AWESOME!! and we had a lot in common- music, local bands, and some overlapping aquaintances. he gave me his number, and i called several times during the week to check on the family, and get more photographs. when he came back to give the final approval on the reconstruction work that i did, upon sight of his brother, he had a complete breakdown. now, i tried to comfort him, but i am not the one that initiated the grief sex in that room. i did enjoy it immensely. :D

sorry this took so long sancro- i am at work!!
i guess i dont have any competition with the other posters on this thread.
i have never done it with another chick, never done it with two guys and never had anal sex.
however, most of you know what i do for a living. and if you dont- i am a trade embalmer.and yes i have had sex with my exboyfriend in the prep room. however there were no bodies present, they were all in the walkin.
i have done it with a body present, and i think this is pretty bad. a death metal kid died in a car accident, he was 17, and it was pretty tragic for the family, (it always is) anyhow, the older brother- a guy about my age, came to consult with me about the possibility of an open casket viewing, after we had cleaned him up. the brother was awesome. i mean AWESOME!! and we had a lot in common- music, local bands, and some overlapping aquaintances. he gave me his number, and i called several times during the week to check on the family, and get more photographs. when he came back to give the final approval on the reconstruction work that i did, upon sight of his brother, he had a complete breakdown. now, i tried to comfort him, but i am not the one that initiated the grief sex in that room. i did enjoy it immensely. :D

Hey, I was just funnin ya. Yeah, htat's pretty damn fucked up. In front of his brothers corpse? shit.
What i want to know is if Compulsorily is still married, and how that went in general. :D

Hey, I was just funnin ya. Yeah, htat's pretty damn fucked up. In front of his brothers corpse? shit.
What i want to know is if Compulsorily is still married, and how that went in general. :D

i know you were kidding. smarty. anyhow, after reading compulsorily's posts, i am actually frightened to get married. very very frightened. do you think he was just messing with you though? could a mere forum convince a man to share such insane infidelities?

In a patch of poison oak. Unfortunately.

i know you were kidding. smarty. anyhow, after reading compulsorily's posts, i am actually frightened to get married. very very frightened. do you think he was just messing with you though? could a mere forum convince a man to share such insane infidelities?
If I'm right and he is a nymphomaniac, i doubt he would hesitate to share. Of course, there is a very high chance of myself being wrong, but even so, i don't think he was lying. The frequency and apperant heartfelt nature of his posts, combined with the fact that he left when he said he'd go tell his wife, and has yet to make his return is enough to make me believe him.
anyway, more stories! :) Or, just as yet another way to expand this, ask a question.

In a patch of poison oak. Unfortunately.
ouch. :eek:

i have also slept with a guy nine years younger than myself . still do on occasion. thats interesting. and, i had a lot LOT LOT of sex when i was screwing a taken guy. but thats in the past.

i have also slept with a guy nine years younger than myself . still do on occasion. thats interesting. and, i had a lot LOT LOT of sex when i was screwing a taken guy. but thats in the past.
For shame. OH well. Wait, this is a terribly uncouth thing to ask a lady, but how old are you? or how old is he? whichever.
Oh, and if we can keep this thread going till tuesday, I expect i'll have some interesting ones.

This is not a wierd sex moment, but it was interesting for those involved. Now, the walls of my dorm are cinderblock, and, on the whole, soundproof. However, sound carries very well through the vents, the doors and as is important in this story, the electrical outlets.
This was the first time we had tried the blindfold, so we were taking our time. I'll not bore you with the details, but after about an hour and a half of furious sex, we were finally spent. We were about to go visit my neighbor across the hall, when what should we hear through the electrical outlet but my neighbor, also an interracial couple (we're both white guys who dig on the dark meat) moaning and carrying on in an almost farsical manner. Apperantly, my g/f was really loud, probably because fo the fact that, though she usually screams into a pillow, there was not one handy (i had thrown them off the bed. sometimes you like to hear it) and she had given them ideas.
On a side note, sharon was once using my dorms communal bathroom, and as she was leaving, Ben, that's the guy in the other relationship, was stepping out of the shower. Her exact words, when she reentered my room where "I don't know what that bitch is always screaming about."

For shame. OH well. Wait, this is a terribly uncouth thing to ask a lady, but how old are you? or how old is he? whichever.
Oh, and if we can keep this thread going till tuesday, I expect i'll have some interesting ones.

This is not a wierd sex moment, but it was interesting for those involved. Now, the walls of my dorm are cinderblock, and, on the whole, soundproof. However, sound carries very well through the vents, the doors and as is important in this story, the electrical outlets.
This was the first time we had tried the blindfold, so we were taking our time. I'll not bore you with the details, but after about an hour and a half of furious sex, we were finally spent. We were about to go visit my neighbor across the hall, when what should we hear through the electrical outlet but my neighbor, also an interracial couple (we're both white guys who dig on the dark meat) moaning and carrying on in an almost farsical manner. Apperantly, my g/f was really loud, probably because fo the fact that, though she usually screams into a pillow, there was not one handy (i had thrown them off the bed. sometimes you like to hear it) and she had given them ideas.
On a side note, sharon was once using my dorms communal bathroom, and as she was leaving, Ben, that's the guy in the other relationship, was stepping out of the shower. Her exact words, when she reentered my room where "I don't know what that bitch is always screaming about." this made me laugh for tenminutes. no wonder why you stalk me.....its the tan skin, eh? :p
i am 29 next month, and he will be 20 tomorrow. not uncouth. i like forward thinking people.
and okay, you are attracted to the dark chicks? a few questions? How dark/ a lot of white guys i know are at opposite ends of the spectrum- really dark, or just dark enought to say 'i like black chicks'. another question. you dont act like vanilla ice, do you? another- tg me with the details of your interest, i always like to hear them

answer dammit!! you want me to bug you like you pester me???huh??? HUH??? kidding. am waiting for the TG.

this made me laugh for tenminutes. no wonder why you stalk me.....its the tan skin, eh? :p
i am 29 next month, and he will be 20 tomorrow. not uncouth. i like forward thinking people.
and okay, you are attracted to the dark chicks? a few questions? How dark/ a lot of white guys i know are at opposite ends of the spectrum- really dark, or just dark enought to say 'i like black chicks'. another question. you dont act like vanilla ice, do you? another- tg me with the details of your interest, i always like to hear them
I stalk you? Huh.
and here i am, not even 19 for another month. crap. what's the average age on these boards anyway?
Sharon is somewehre in the middle. I have no real preference. What i don't like, though, is pale/pastyness. Never found that attractive. Except in pureblooded irish women, but that's different. Plus, they're pinker than they are white. No i have never and will never act/ed like Vanilla Ice. Oh, and as you may notice, I'm fairly new to these boards. what the hell is TG? and you're gonna have to explain that last bit. I'm too tired to think much right now.

answer dammit!! you want me to bug you like you pester me???huh??? HUH??? kidding. am waiting for the TG.
Ouch. and if i knew what a tg was, maybe you'd get it. :(

oh young one. a telegram . at my nation. click on my name next to this post, to the left. choose accordingly.

oh young one. a telegram . at my nation. click on my name next to this post, to the left. choose accordingly.
got it.

awesome topic. well im a virgin but ive done some funny sexual things.
once i masturbated while watching king of the hill.
and once i let this guy finger me in the middle of a party. on the hosts couch. people continued to have conversation with me while it was going on.

yeah not nearly as interesting as some of the others. :)

An ex of mine tastes so delicious, i found out you can hurt your tongue pretty badly just by using it for an extended period. Hmmmm, just thinking about her makes my mouth water.

An ex of mine tastes so delicious, i found out you can hurt your tongue pretty badly just by using it for an extended period. Hmmmm, just thinking about her makes my mouth water.
Run to her. You can fix it. Use the french. then, when the time is right, use the penis.

Run to her. You can fix it. Use the french. then, when the time is right, use the penis.
You did read that ex part, eh? She is with another guy now, and doesnt love me anymore and vice versa.
Besides, when is the right time?

You did read that ex part, eh? She is with another guy now, and doesnt love me anymore and vice versa.
Besides, when is the right time?
Any girl can taste good, so long as she avoids the tomatoes and eats chocolate and a variety of other foodstuffs i'm far to lazy to remember.

This isnt just "tasting good", i am talking "more interested in licking her till she cant take anymore than getting off myself, for hours"-delicious. And a lot of the taste is individual, i did the cooking in three relationships and the taste was quite different with each of them.

This isnt just "tasting good", i am talking "more interested in licking her till she cant take anymore than getting off myself, for hours"-delicious. And a lot of the taste is individual, i did the cooking in three relationships and the taste was quite different with each of them.
oh, i'm not saying that everyone tastes the same, jsut taht proper care causes a more pleasing taste. SO this isn't just tasting good as Vag goes, so much as a scrumptious dish?

SO this isn't just tasting good as Vag goes, so much as a scrumptious dish?
Yes, like having sex and eating your favourite food at the same. No wonder is occasionally miss her. :D

Bump. Anyone else?

:( no more sex stories. :( :(

Matt hasnt come back yet? :(

I hope all is well with him!

Matt hasnt come back yet? :(

I hope all is well with him!
me too. i asked him to contact me after it was over. He has yet to do so. :(

But don't let that stop people from posting stories, reflections, questions, anything.

Update, everything is swell.
As for this thread, i'm having a really hard time giving up on it for some reason. Maybe because it is the first one i've started on this board, maybe because it was a riotous success for a while, i don't know. anyway. does anyone have anything to tell everyone else? That was horribly worded. :D

Update, everything is swell.
As for this thread, i'm having a really hard time giving up on it for some reason. Maybe because it is the first one i've started on this board, maybe because it was a riotous success for a while, i don't know. anyway. does anyone have anything to tell everyone else? That was horribly worded. :D
I'm updated about, how thrilling! :D

:( no more sex stories. :( :(
I have more walking in stories, but htose are boring...

I'm updated about, how thrilling! :D
Damn straight!

Damn straight!
I have a friend that says damn straight all the time... lol

Yeah, all's good. :)

I'm fairly new to this whole sex thing, but the weirdest I've got is head in the school hallway.

I'm fairly new to this whole sex thing, but the weirdest I've got is head in the school hallway.
Damn. Kudos. You should try and get that again. Bump.

Oh, yes. Lest i forget, Bathtubs are deceptively fun. And whipped cream shoudl not be refrigerated, as it's quite cold, unless you're into that kinda thing.

bumpity bump bump.
no reason really, jsut seeing what'll happen. :D

What's the wierdest, most outlandish, or most interesting thing you've done sexually? this can include postions, locations, frequency, what have you. I'll post mine after i get a few responses.

Last sunday I had a threesome with two guys.

About two years ago I had a foursome with two guys and another girl.

My senior year of high school I humped my boyfriend in the front pew of my parents church.

Uh.....I am sure there are more....but those are what come to mind right off hand. :D

Last sunday I had a threesome with two guys.

About two years ago I had a foursome with two guys and another girl.

My senior year of high school I humped my boyfriend in the front pew of my parents church.

Uh.....I am sure there are more....but those are what come to mind right off hand. :D
yowza. the closest i've come to a three way was a drunken suggestion to my girlfriend and one of her friends. they both seemed interested, but the evening didn't go that way. aah well. such is life.

This isn't that unusual or crazy, but I'll post to keep the thread alive. Me and my ex snuck out of homecoming and went for it on the 50 yard line on the field. :p

This isn't that unusual or crazy, but I'll post to keep the thread alive. Me and my ex snuck out of homecoming and went for it on the 50 yard line on the field. :p
thank you for aiding me with my hopeless scrambling at thread immortality. and, personally, i've never heard of anyone doing that, so it's new, at least, to me.

Oh boy. I'm so not posting my adventures here. People already think I'm a perv. Better to let them think that than confirm it. :eek: Or maybe I'm just a virgin with a good imagination. :D

Doggy-style in the storage shed at work at about 5 pm when it was really busy and the manager was in the store.
Maybe not that unusual but it was the riskiest one. The shed was outside and right at the edge of the parking lot so if anyone had opened the door the whole world would have gotten a hell of a look.

Also on a picnic table at a park by the river in the middle of the night.

Sex is the only thing I DON'T do weird. But that's probably because I've been celibate for just over two years now.

yeah, i need to start rockin the public places. "if the tree is rockin, don't come a' knockin." heh.