NationStates Jolt Archive

jellyfish in the hottub
poisinous-frog flavoured icecream
with ideas
four times the regular dose of Miracle-Gro
daring them to drink a glass of poison
poisoning sef, then having unsafe sex with adversary

Where have I seen this before? Was this an Onion info-graphic?

Cover him or her in killer be swarming pheromones.

At least credit the onion when you steal their stuff.

A multi part poison administered over months. The individual parts being seperate and innocuous (other than remaining in the blood-stream/tissue) but when combined in the body become deadly.

You can get around food tasters this way, as well as poison sniffers (as long as noone knows what the components are).








What?

let him drink 'heavy water' only for a while (water, but with a heavier isotope). The water-bridges in his DNA wouldn't hold it together anymore causing the DNA to split (at least that's what my chemistry prof told). I haven't done any tests with this method, but i suppose it's not easy to spot this kind of poisoning.

VX his entire town. The police will never guess who the intended victim was.

Taco Bell

I vote for clippings from tiger whiskers. The stomach can't dissolve them and they evenually perforate the stomach and intestines causing a most excrutiating demise, leaving no trace. But then there's the problem of just how to get whisker clippings from the tiger. Heh!

I vote for clippings from tiger whiskers. The stomach can't dissolve them and they evenually perforate the stomach and intestines causing a most excrutiating demise, leaving no trace. But then there's the problem of just how to get whisker clippings from the tiger. Heh!
Couldn't you just use ground glass instead?

Couldn't you just use ground glass instead?

Yes, but ground glass immediately causes massive stomach hemorraging, something the tiger whiskers do not do.

Yes, but ground glass immediately causes massive stomach hemorraging, something the tiger whiskers do not do.
Ok, slow and steady wins the race I guess.

I like the last item. There were some people who used to "breed" young girls by giving them small amounts of poison, increase it gradually until she was immune and a walking poison bomb. Then, when they were older (or not that old, it was long ago, after all) they would give them to enemies as sex slaves for peace offerings.

Talk about a troyan horse, eh?

Yes, but ground glass immediately causes massive stomach hemorraging, something the tiger whiskers do not do.
:eek: too much thought went into this for my liking :eek:

Threaten to cut his nuts off if the doesn't inject himself with an overdose of heroin. That way it'll look like he killed himself accidentally.

Taco Bell
dont u mean burger king >_<

I like the last item. There were some people who used to "breed" young girls by giving them small amounts of poison, increase it gradually until she was immune and a walking poison bomb. Then, when they were older (or not that old, it was long ago, after all) they would give them to enemies as sex slaves for peace offerings.

Talk about a troyan horse, eh?
so thats where that brand of condoms came from...huh who knew...

yay another post by me :P
I vote for clippings from tiger whiskers. The stomach can't dissolve them and they evenually perforate the stomach and intestines causing a most excrutiating demise, leaving no trace. But then there's the problem of just how to get whisker clippings from the tiger. Heh!
*dons safari hat*

yay another post by me :P

*dons safari hat*

Good luck! :D

iocane powder

but only after you have spent a few months building up a tolerance to it.

then you challenge him to a contest where you put the poison into one glass and he chooses whilch one to drink

you, of course, poison both glasses

in con ceiv able

iocane powder

but only after you have spent a few months building up a tolerance to it.

then you challenge him to a contest where you put the poison into one glass and he chooses whilch one to drink

you, of course, poison both glasses

in con ceiv able

LOL! But what if I'm planning "Mawwidge?" :D

Saxitoxin.

A dose of 0.2 milligram would prove fatal for the average weight human.

A person would have 2-12 hours depending on the dosage.

Put dioxin in their soup so they get severe acne and look like Eastern European presidents who were elected in their country's third election in a row.

I like the last item. There were some people who used to "breed" young girls by giving them small amounts of poison, increase it gradually until she was immune and a walking poison bomb. Then, when they were older (or not that old, it was long ago, after all) they would give them to enemies as sex slaves for peace offerings.

Talk about a troyan horse, eh?
Too bad the enemies weren't wearing Trojan Man condoms.

School hot lunch? That, or force them to drink someone else's vomit. Someone who happened to have ebola. MUHAHAHAHAH!!!