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I can PROVE God is in my pants!

Jayastan
08-02-2005, 20:42
Thats right ladies you know what im talkin about! :fluffle:



But to be serious, whats with all the "GOD" threads. TO both the god lovers and soon to be in hell heathens, you ARE NOT goin to change anybodies mind on a bloody thread. All your doing is giving yerself a sore wrist.

thinking of sore wrists, I NEVER have that problem. ;)
Santa Barbara
08-02-2005, 20:44
:rolleyes:
Niini
08-02-2005, 20:44
Nice And you have a god in your pants :D
Jayastan
08-02-2005, 20:45
:rolleyes:


:(
Neo-Anarchists
08-02-2005, 20:46
:(
:cool: :confused: :p
FairyTInkArisen
08-02-2005, 20:46
:(
:rolleyes: sad again?



:fluffle:
New Sancrosanctia
08-02-2005, 20:48
Thats right ladies you know what im talkin about! :fluffle:



But to be serious, whats with all the "GOD" threads. TO both the god lovers and soon to be in hell heathens, you ARE NOT goin to change anybodies mind on a bloody thread. All your doing is giving yerself a sore wrist.

thinking of sore wrists, I NEVER have that problem. ;)
Why do you never have that problem? Do you not masturbate enough? No one really knows for sure what the deal is with all the god threads. It's jsut about how much faith you have in your ability to completely change someone's worldview in the space of a few hours from, potentially thousands of miles away with awkward sentence structure and shitty spelling.
In regards to your first point, tho, I know where you're coming from. Around here, I'm known as big brick (a name given to me by a person known as little mag upon some third party disclosures of sensitive information) which has something to do with the measurements of the cinderblocks that make up my dormatory. :D
Jayastan
08-02-2005, 20:51
:rolleyes: sad again?



:fluffle:


Thanks baby ;)
Occidio Multus
08-02-2005, 20:56
yeah, all you canadian guys think you are god ;)
actually, i voted alberta as having the best looking guys, but i got killed on that argument.....
here are the hard headed people threads that are posted strictly for the sake of loving the sound of ones own voice
anything about GOD
anything about Bush
anything about Abortion
anything about Republicans
anything about Democrats
anything about the US sucking
anything about politics
anything about morals

i am sure there are more, but you get my idea..................... :D
Santa Barbara
08-02-2005, 20:57
yeah, all you canadian guys think you are god ;)
actually, i voted alberta as having the best looking guys, but i got killed on that argument.....
here are the hard headed people threads that are posted strictly for the sake of loving the sound of ones own voice
anything about GOD
anything about Bush
anything about Abortion
anything about Republicans
anything about Democrats
anything about the US sucking
anything about politics
anything about morals

i am sure there are more, but you get my idea..................... :D

There are more. Like, threads about how much the other threads suck.
Haken Rider
08-02-2005, 21:02
yeah, all you canadian guys think you are god ;)
actually, i voted alberta as having the best looking guys, but i got killed on that argument.....

Stop thinking Alberta and start thinking Luxembourg!
Occidio Multus
08-02-2005, 21:03
There are more. Like, threads about how much the other threads suck.

yeah. those are always such an eye opener.
dont forget the threads that people post in a clever way to get compliments about themselves. i love those ones. :rolleyes:
Occidio Multus
08-02-2005, 21:08
Stop thinking Alberta and start thinking Luxembourg!
:headbang:

hey...you belgian guys are cute and all, but far away......
canadians are close enough to be accesible, yet far away as to remain a fantasy.
plus, belgian guys are all proper- albertans have those rough edges.
Haken Rider
08-02-2005, 21:17
:headbang:

hey...you belgian guys are cute and all, but far away......
canadians are close enough to be accesible, yet far away as to remain a fantasy.
plus, belgian guys are all proper- albertans have those rough edges.
Stop thinking Belgium and start thinking Luxembourg!
Ilura
08-02-2005, 21:22
Stop thinking Alberta and start thinking Luxembourg!
hey...you belgian guys are cute and all, but far away......

You know, I'm not really sure if I find this comment outrageously hilarious or just downright sad.

I'm going with hilarious for the moment.
World wide allies
08-02-2005, 21:23
You make Jesus cry :(

"Dad .. what are you doing in that guys pants ?!" *cries*
Janers place
08-02-2005, 21:41
I didn't relize God could fit in someone's pocket.
Jayastan
08-02-2005, 21:55
:headbang:

hey...you belgian guys are cute and all, but far away......
canadians are close enough to be accesible, yet far away as to remain a fantasy.
plus, belgian guys are all proper- albertans have those rough edges.

We even have REAL cowboys :eek:
Jayastan
08-02-2005, 21:56
I didn't relize God could fit in someone's pocket.

Well if he is everywhere, then ladies my pants is everywhere you wanna be!
HAHAHAHAHHAH, that actually WAS funny lol
Scroggin
09-02-2005, 06:16
Does god still perform miracles from the inside of your pants?

cuz if he does he should heal you from your severe case of stupidity

they say in it's final stage (which i believe you are in) the victim starts to suffer for a desease i like the call trailer trash, you get this huge red neck and intelligence stops flowing from your brain and mouth as it is lost in farting flame contests with friends
G_Wiz
09-02-2005, 06:16
This is the most bizzare thread I have ever read.
Top work guys :)
Scroggin
09-02-2005, 06:18
hey mr. wiz.....you got god in ur pants?
Planners
09-02-2005, 06:31
hey mr. wiz.....you got god in ur pants?

Im jealous :(
Santa Barbara
09-02-2005, 06:43
But to be serious, whats with all the "GOD" threads. TO both the god lovers and soon to be in hell heathens, you ARE NOT goin to change anybodies mind on a bloody thread. All your doing is giving yerself a sore wrist.

Right, same here with this thread since you're not going to get anyone to refrain, in the future, from making a thread about something just because you don't like it.

Plus hey, maybe the goal isn't to change somebody's mind.