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What team will win?

Iztatepopotla
08-02-2005, 19:52
Again, no rules, no time limits. But this time it's teams. Three against three against three against three. What team will be left standing?

EDIT: Heck, I forgot to include a "Jesus, Mohammed, Moses" option. What about it mods? Can you help?
Fimble loving peoples
08-02-2005, 20:12
I went for the Roman gods. If that fight gets messy there's hundreds of Gods to help them cheat. And Odin is too old to do too much damage for the Norse. Krishna, Rama and them are good, buit not good enough. Aztec Gods, not my cup of tea.
Vonners
08-02-2005, 20:13
I'd go for the Norse and the Ragnarok destruction myth...
Alien Born
08-02-2005, 20:15
The Mayans, no contest. The others are all nancy boy teams in the face of the central american blood hungry nightmare gods.
Industrial Goths
08-02-2005, 20:15
I voted for Odin, Thor, Freya! Finally one of these polls i could answer....
The Emperor Fenix
08-02-2005, 20:17
Mayans and j00 know it :P
Industrial Goths
08-02-2005, 20:17
The Mayans, no contest. The others are all nancy boy teams in the face of the central american blood hungry nightmare gods.

I think the Aztec gods are better than the mayans... The aztec gods were associated with vampirism...

Or are they the same gods? i don't really follow native american gods...
Alien Born
08-02-2005, 20:19
I think the Aztec gods are better than the mayans... The aztec gods were associated with vampirism...

Maybe. Perhaps we should just settle for the Pre-Colombian American gods as a whole.
Iztatepopotla
08-02-2005, 20:19
Actually, those gods in the poll are Aztec, although they have Mayan counterparts. They're War, Sun and Destiny respectively.
Frangland
08-02-2005, 20:21
Or Ammon Ra, Osiris, Isis
Derpa Derp Derp
08-02-2005, 20:22
Huitzilopochtli is aztec, but what is krishna and the ones in that group? that sounds hindu or something to me
Lacadaemon
08-02-2005, 20:23
Actually, Cottus, Briareus, and Gyges have a remarkable track record in taking down other divinities,
Industrial Goths
08-02-2005, 20:25
Or Ammon Ra, Osiris, Isis

Yeah i would've definitly voted egyptian god/dess(s/es) if they were up there... Isis is the Goddess of my star (astrological star... Sirius) And my planet (the moon)
Iztatepopotla
08-02-2005, 20:26
Huitzilopochtli is aztec, but what is krishna and the ones in that group? that sounds hindu or something to me
Hindu. Krishna, Rama and Parasurama are incarnations of the supreme god Vishnu. Pretty much like Jesus is of God.
Frangland
08-02-2005, 20:29
Yeah i would've definitly voted egyptian god/dess(s/es) if they were up there... Isis is the Goddess of my star (astrological star... Sirius) And my planet (the moon)

Didn't Isis re-attach Osiris's amputated penis? (amputated by their evil brother Seth)

I remember reading some of this stuff in River God and Warlock... how Ammon Ra's ejaculate formed the universe.

those Egyptians were rather randy!
Frangland
08-02-2005, 20:31
As for confrontations, Yahweh kicked Baal's ass at lighting fires on-demand.
Industrial Goths
08-02-2005, 20:31
He was pretty much in pieces... she stitched him back together and resurrected him...
Occidio Multus
08-02-2005, 20:32
you cannot match the norse gods. they are the most formidable opponents.
Schnappslant
08-02-2005, 20:46
I went for the Roman gods. If that fight gets messy there's hundreds of Gods to help them cheat. And Odin is too old to do too much damage for the Norse. Krishna, Rama and them are good, buit not good enough. Aztec Gods, not my cup of tea.
Oh come on. If there's going to be Best Supporting Deity roles to help out the main three, the clever money has to go on the Hindu Hackers. Think about it... how many gods? 2 million and counting?
Al-Imvadjah
09-02-2005, 02:38
Hmm, this is interesting, I will research.
Luporum
09-02-2005, 02:41
Gotta go with the nordic gods.

Although Fenrir would still own every god here ;)
Pantylvania
09-02-2005, 06:45
Loki, Fenrir, and Jormungand

Loki would have kicked Heimdall's ass if he hadn't just spent thousands of years with snake venom dripping into his eyes
Dobbs Town
09-02-2005, 06:49
I give the Hindu Pantheon team a nominal advantage due to the temporal consistency of their most numerous adherents - that's staying power.
Free Soviets
09-02-2005, 07:10
it is a widely believed fact that team awesomeXcore (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=353986) is the greatest team of all time. they would totally beat any random assortment of so-called deities.