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I've noticed that the n00bz on NS have become slightly more shrill and annoying lately.
I've decided to post a simple to understand list of steps you should take in order to be considered as a full-fledged (if not always respected, per se) member of NationStates.

1. Try to make it to post 250 with a minimal level of credibility.

2. From time to time, post something nice to another member here (at your discretion). This builds your credibility and prevents you from being seen as a mad-dog asshole, or obsessive whackjob.

3. Avoid unnecisarrily using the words "Nazi", "Hitler" or "fascist" when detracting another member's statement(s).

4. Use the smileys with the fucking guns sparingly, if ever. Subtract a small amount of cred every time you need to use one. At this stage, you can't afford much, so use your better judgement.

5. If you really are a fanatic or whackjob, try to keep it on the DL until you've at least hit that 250 mark. Just try it, okay?

6. Try not to be so arrogant this early in the game. Trust me, you'll have plenty of time for that once your a full member.

7. Try not to piss Myrth off right away. Like the IRS, once your flagged, the jig is up dude.

8. Try not to write a bizarre amount of threads containing run-ons and cute internet language. See rule 4 for credibility credit info.

Just thought I'd help.

9. If you're going to flame, don't do it in Moderation to whichever moderator handled the last report of you flaming. It doesn't go over well at all, for some odd reason.

I've noticed that the n00bz on NS have become slightly more shrill and annoying lately.
I've decided to post a simple to understand list of steps you should take in order to be considered as a full-fledged (if not always respected, per se) member of NationStates.

1. Try to make it to post 250 with a minimal level of credibility.

2. From time to time, post something nice to another member here (at your discretion). This builds your credibility and prevents you from being seen as a mad-dog asshole, or obsessive whackjob.

3. Avoid unnecisarrily using the words "Nazi", "Hitler" or "fascist" when detracting another member's statement(s).

4. Use the smileys with the fucking guns sparingly, if ever. Subtract a small amount of cred every time you need to use one. At this stage, you can't afford much, so use your better judgement.

5. If you really are a fanatic or whackjob, try to keep it on the DL until you've at least hit that 250 mark. Just try it, okay?

6. Try not to be so arrogant this early in the game. Trust me, you'll have plenty of time for that once your a full member.

7. Try not to piss Myrth off right away. Like the IRS, once your flagged, the jig is up dude.

8. Try not to write a bizarre amount of threads containing run-ons and cute internet language. See rule 4 for credibility credit info.

Just thought I'd help.
Thanks for the list Eichen. You're awesome! (What was that #2 rule again? :D)

Oddly enough I don't really consider myself a n00b - I've been on NS for a while and I read the threads nearly every day; I just can't be bothered to post most of the time because if you actually take the time to read the threads you will find that someone has already made your point. That or I'm just too lazy.

8. If you're going to flame, don't do it in Moderation to whichever moderator handled the last report of you flaming. It doesn't go over well at all, for some odd reason.
If that was directed at me, I don't think it's warranted. Suggestions to new debators (n00bz, for the purpose of the post) should be welcomed.
The same compleints take up many posts on other threads, often hijacking them completely.
The word "n00bz" isn't really the "N" word, ya know.

I think he was adding on to your list.

Edit: 200 posts! I'm almost credible!

Thanks for the list Eichen. You're awesome! (What was that #2 rule again? :D)

Oddly enough I don't really consider myself a n00b - I've been on NS for a while and I read the threads nearly every day; I just can't be bothered to post most of the time because if you actually take the time to read the threads you will find that someone has already made your point. That or I'm just too lazy.
You're no n00b. You've got it down better than most, I suspect. :D

I think he was adding on to your list.

Edit: 200 posts! I'm almost credible!I'm totally more credible than you.

That's a decent list. I think some people would do well to follow those rules in the real world as well.

Thanks for the list Eichen. You're awesome! (What was that #2 rule again? :D)

Oddly enough I don't really consider myself a n00b - I've been on NS for a while and I read the threads nearly every day; I just can't be bothered to post most of the time because if you actually take the time to read the threads you will find that someone has already made your point. That or I'm just too lazy.
I don't consider you a n00b either. :)

Not only for your start date, mainly since you generally write intelligently without n00bish terms.

I think he was adding on to your list.

Edit: 200 posts! I'm almost credible!
Probably not, but I think it's a great way to illustrate that you can post almost any opinion here (very libertarian), so long as you're not devolving the conversation towards fuck you.

If that was directed at me, I don't think it's warranted. Suggestions to new debators (n00bz, for the purpose of the post) should be welcomed.
The same compleints take up many posts on other threads, often hijacking them completely.
The word "n00bz" isn't really the "N" word, ya know.
I was adding to your list.
Sorry if I didn't make it clear.

Have I squandered my credibility yet?

2004 nations: once n00bs, always n00bs.




Where's catholic europe?

As a n00b myself, this is helpful--incredibly so. I've not used message boards much before NS, so this is quite useful for me!

Thanks!

2004 nations: once n00bs, always n00bs.

:mad: snob

:)


Where's catholic europe?

He rarely comes on any more. No one respects him

I was adding to your list.
Sorry if I didn't make it clear.
Damn. I was trying to set up a little faux-tension between us to prove a point. :p

I've noticed that the n00bz on NS have become slightly more shrill and annoying lately.
I've decided to post a simple to understand list of steps you should take in order to be considered as a full-fledged (if not always respected, per se) member of NationStates.

1. Try to make it to post 250 with a minimal level of credibility.

2. From time to time, post something nice to another member here (at your discretion). This builds your credibility and prevents you from being seen as a mad-dog asshole, or obsessive whackjob.

3. Avoid unnecisarrily using the words "Nazi", "Hitler" or "fascist" when detracting another member's statement(s).

4. Use the smileys with the fucking guns sparingly, if ever. Subtract a small amount of cred every time you need to use one. At this stage, you can't afford much, so use your better judgement.

5. If you really are a fanatic or whackjob, try to keep it on the DL until you've at least hit that 250 mark. Just try it, okay?

6. Try not to be so arrogant this early in the game. Trust me, you'll have plenty of time for that once your a full member.

7. Try not to piss Myrth off right away. Like the IRS, once your flagged, the jig is up dude.

8. Try not to write a bizarre amount of threads containing run-ons and cute internet language. See rule 4 for credibility credit info.

Just thought I'd help.

Sieg heil! :headbang: :mad: :cool: :mp5: :sniper: :p :gundge: :rolleyes:

"n00bz": How rude.

Teranius:Not Yet...But some of us are still waiting for ours...

Eichen:Good List...Now if only some people took the time to follow it.

<Lurker Departs>

He rarely comes on any more. No one respects him
:(
We need to generate some respect for him/her.
...
Err, how do we do that, anyway?

2004 nations: once n00bs, always n00bs.
Awwwww, how dick! :p

(See, I resisted using the gun smileys. You can too.)

:(
We need to generate some respect for him/her.
...
Err, how do we do that, anyway?
Him.

I think he is currently the oldest generalite (despite being one of the youngest in real life).

No idea though. Be nice is a start though.

2004 nations: once n00bs, always n00bs.
What if we had nations back in '02, that we can't have back? Hmmm....

I'm not gonna ask for mod intervention, that would give away all of my dirty secrets. :D

He rarely comes on any more. No one respects him


He was the only 2002 nation i could think of off the top of my head.

He was the only 2002 nation i could think of off the top of my head.

What about the almighty Myrth?

And you're all n00bz.

He was the only 2002 nation i could think of off the top of my head.
Short of mods, I can't think of any more, myself.
Then again, I'm pretty new, so there you have it.

What if we had nations back in '02, that we can't have back? Hmmm....

I'm not gonna ask for mod intervention, that would give away all of my dirty secrets. :D
Ditto, but I didn't use the forums then, so it doesn't really matter.

What if we had nations back in '02, that we can't have back? Hmmm....

I'm not gonna ask for mod intervention, that would give away all of my dirty secrets. :D
Nobody wants to open that particular Pandora's Box!

I had a nation in mid-2003, but I never used forums, rarely played, and I can't even remember what my nation's name was, so it really doesn't matter.

Ditto, but I didn't use the forums then, so it doesn't really matter.
I did, not as much, but under about 4 or 5 different names, and though I wasnt really bad - I wasnt very nice to people who I thought were... I guess that didnt go over too well. :D

This needs to be stickied....calling all Mods?

ok

Okay I have a REALLY stupid question. I am new to all this so give me a break
but, What the heck does n00bz mean and what are credibility points. I already tried the F.A.Q.

The rule of thumb is: If you have to ask whether you are a newb or not, you're a newb. There isn't a defined point when you stop being a newb; it just happens. For some people, it happens sooner than others.

What the heck does n00bz mean and what are credibility points. I already tried the F.A.Q.
Priceless. :p

Not really helping, but that's okay.

Not really helping, but that's okay.
Sorry, that was too hard to resist.

A n00b is anyone new. You could be one forever, or leave this nasty phase behind by your fiftieth post.
It, like the Matrix, is in your mind.

Hope I helped.

Not really helping, but that's okay.

n00bz means Newbie, or someone who is new here. It's more a state of mind than a chronological indicator.

And credibility points are just BS that Eichen made up. Ignore him. He's a n00b.

Not really helping, but that's okay.noob (alt: newb) - short for newbie, meaning someone who is new to the forums

EDIT: A day late and a dollar short, I am.

oh. I knew I should have listened to that nagging feeling.

And credibility points are just BS that Eichen made up. Ignore him. He's a n00b.
:eek: You're onto me!

But with your cred I'll take it like a man.

Okay. Well thank you for that information. I think I'll go back hide in my country.

1. Try to make it to post 250 with a minimal level of credibility.


Dang it. My first 200ish posts were the only ones with Credibility of any sort. Since then they have just been nonsense. I'm backwards. I'm screwed.

I actually prefer the whackier, link-posting Branin.
It breaks up the gay, christian, bipartisan hackery on NS.

The rule of thumb is: If you have to ask whether you are a newb or not, you're a newb.
Am I a n00b. :rolleyes: :D :rolleyes:

I actually prefer the whackier, link-posting Branin.
It breaks up the gay, christian, bipartisan hackery on NS.
Yeah, it's funny and good and stuff.
I think.

The rule of thumb is: If you have to ask whether you are a newb or not, you're a newb. There isn't a defined point when you stop being a newb; it just happens. For some people, it happens sooner than others.
holy crap, i just noticed your post number. i feel half a man. anywho, that's a very relative definition. relative and subjective. just felt the need to point that out. :D

my question is when/how does one go from "n00b" to... uh... "not-n00b"?

my question is when/how does one go from "n00b" to... uh... "not-n00b"?
Teh uber-secret initiation ceremony of DOOM!!!1!!!1!11!!!

my question is when/how does one go from "n00b" to... uh... "not-n00b"?
The same way a boy becomes a man, Danielson.

Teh uber-secret initiation ceremony of DOOM!!!1!!!1!11!!!

jesus... why did "thank you sir may i have another" pop into my mind?

i need help.

my question is when/how does one go from "n00b" to... uh... "not-n00b"?

Like I said before, there's no line that you cross to become a non-newb. It just happens, and if you have to ask, you're still a newb.

i need help.
Here, you can borrow some of mine...
I won some stupid contest or other, and now I've got boxes and boxes of it laying around unused.

The same way a boy becomes a man, Danielson.
I have to take off all of my clothes and dance naked covered in jello under a full moon!!! :eek:

Well thats what they taught us in my cult. Sheesh. :rolleyes:

The same way a boy becomes a man, Danielson.
Hmm, I thought that the way a n00b becomes a non-n00b was more like the way a boy becomes a woman.

Like I said before, there's no line that you cross to become a non-newb. It just happens, and if you have to ask, you're still a newb.

oh, so i guess that would make me a n00b. thanks for clearing that up.

Here, you can borrow some of mine...
I won some stupid contest or other, and now I've got boxes and boxes of it laying around unused.

ah, thanks...

wait, its not working, i still see that same scene. damnit.

Hmm, I thought that the way a n00b becomes a non-n00b was more like the way a boy becomes a woman.
:( Ouch. Lasciv's suggestion is sounding better all the time...

OogA Booga Booga

I'm a bit confused about your first point... try to make it to the 250 post mark with the minimum of credibility? Aren't you supposed to always try to have credibility? I mean, depending on your personality that is... there are definitely those who wouldn't know what to do with credibility if someone dissected it for them and fed it to them with chopsticks...

Mmmm.... Donuts

Okay. Well thank you for that information. I think I'll go back hide in my country.
You may find this more helpful:
A comprehensive guide to noobs (http://www.ambrosiasw.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=32461) :D

--The Democratic States of Cogitation
"Think about it for a moment."

Mmmm....Chicken

Mmmm.... Donuts
Thats my job on the nude beach - I get the two pots of coffee, one in each hand -- and the dozen donuts.

Your job: get the last donut - no hands. :D

You may find this more helpful:
A comprehensive guide to noobs (http://www.ambrosiasw.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=32461) :D

--The Democratic States of Cogitation
"Think about it for a moment."Wow the guy who wrote this should be thanked. He knows his n00bs.

Thats my job on the nude beach - I get the two pots of coffee, one in each hand -- and the dozen donuts.

Your job: get the last donut - no hands. :D Dude you caught me at the wrong time. Im not sure if that was supposed to be funny but its too dam late and im too tired to tyr to figure out what the hell that means.

Dude you caught me at the wrong time. Im not sure if that was supposed to be funny but its too dam late and im too tired to tyr to figure out what the hell that means.
Its ok, better off you didnt. ;)

You may find this more helpful:
A comprehensive guide to noobs (http://www.ambrosiasw.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=32461) :D

--The Democratic States of Cogitation
"Think about it for a moment."

Thanks, perhaps this should be stickied on NS.

BTW - I use an annoying gun smiley in my sig. because I feel it fits my quote from Dr. Strangelove. I don't and wouldn't use it anywhere else.

Hmm, I thought that the way a n00b becomes a non-n00b was more like the way a boy becomes a woman.
I really don't wanna now. *shudders*

I really don't wanna now. *shudders*
That's good, you aren't one of those creepy people that seem to get off on that.
I'm really really glad I've never met one of them...

A good example of a n00b is those little annoying ass 8 year old boys who play Halo 2 on Xbox-live with me. I do not want to hear them call me a bitch in their squeaky ass voice after they had to gangbang me with their entire team just to take one guy out. This goes for anyone here too. If yours well fill in the blank cus im too lazy to find out if i can say this (im sure some butt fag on their period will get offended and try to say some dumbass reply that I waste my time in reading) ...oh where was I? Anyways...Im gonna wrap this up

I know it probably had something to do with gay man sex?

Thats my job on the nude beach - I get the two pots of coffee, one in each hand -- and the dozen donuts.

Your job: get the last donut - no hands. :D

:p Very nice Lasc. I'd rather get the donuts off of you then get another one. :D

Very nice Lasc. I'd rather get the donuts off of you then get another one. :D
Yahooooooo!!!!! :p

... and you just know that I'd only have TIM HORTONS donuts too! hahahaha!

Canada just rules so bad! :D

You may find this more helpful:
A comprehensive guide to noobs (http://www.ambrosiasw.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=32461) :D

--The Democratic States of Cogitation
"Think about it for a moment."
that was very helpful. thank you. If anyone is interested in what a truly infested board looks like, then i suggest you go to the GTA san Andreas board in Gamefaqs. Good to know I'm not a n00b. The question, of course, remains, of whether or not i am a newb. i don't tend to consider myself one, as i make, what seem to me to be, intelligent posts. The only compllaint that i've gotten has been about my french spelling. and that was done in a rather n00bish fashion.

that was very helpful. thank you. If anyone is interested in what a truly infested board looks like, then i suggest you go to the GTA san Andreas board in Gamefaqs. Good to know I'm not a n00b. The question, of course, remains, of whether or not i am a newb. i don't tend to consider myself one, as i make, what seem to me to be, intelligent posts. The only compllaint that i've gotten has been about my french spelling. and that was done in a rather n00bish fashion.Ahh a typical case of n00b denial. Lets hope this one hasn't been taken too far by the n00b side.

Ya know how does Mmmmm. donuts trigger some sorta gay ass fagbag homesexualish response?

I hope it's thicker than a donut hole, Lascivious...

yeah....

I don´t think I have to worry about credibility because people often ignore me. :p

Haha, 250 posts and I am not respected.
Some advice for the post-n00bs who screwed up?

Damn 2300 posts? Do you like spend your life on here?

Hey do we care? NO

"Some advice for the post-n00bs who screwed up? " You're asking us or yourself? Cus if youre asking us you should be slapped cus no ones stupid enough to answer that but then again we're on a forum but if youre asking yourslef you should be sent back to svhool because that doesn't qualifoe as a question.

Now lets see how far this arguement can go!!

Ya know how does Mmmmm. donuts trigger some sorta gay ass fagbag homesexualish response?
noob

"Some advice for the post-n00bs who screwed up? " You're asking us or yourself? Cus if youre asking us you should be slapped cus no ones stupid enough to answer that but then again we're on a forum but if youre asking yourslef you should be sent back to svhool because that doesn't qualifoe as a question.

you seem hostile. is there something on your mind? i also noticed some, well, noticable homophobia in some earrlier posts. this, combined with some knowledge of the human mind, got the cogs a-turnin in my head. i think that's enough for some to know what i'm hinting at. subtlety never was my strong suite. on a side note, one never wants to make fun of another's spelling, but i have to say. the urge is strong, stronger when you start calling others stupid. i really hope that this is all a big joke. for the sake of the youth of america (forgive my blighted ignorance if that's not where you're from) if no one else. :D

Pretty sad when ya gotta procalim yourself a ZX81 H4x0r0r
whatever the flying fuck that is. Isn't it one of those fags that alwyas says Oh im gonna hack you you fagget!!? Was this you? http://www.pwned.nl ?

you seem hostile. is there something on your mind? i also noticed some, well, noticable homophobia in some earrlier posts. this, combined with some knowledge of the human mind, got the cogs a-turnin in my head. i think that's enough for some to know what i'm hinting at. subtlety never was my strong suite. on a side note, one never wants to make fun of another's spelling, but i have to say. the urge is strong, stronger when you start calling others stupid. i really hope that this is all a big joke. for the sake of the youth of america (forgive my blighted ignorance if that's not where you're from) if no one else. :D1. Yes Im an American. 2. I just got out of the shower and I typed all that as I was soaking wet and draped in a towel 3. I was in the hallway and typing with only the light my screen was giving off 4. I type extremely fast with great accuracy when my hands aren't cramped from playing hours of Halo 2 on Xbox live so forgive me for those typos my un- American friend

Its kind of sad when people can't just take a joke and laugh. Oh well, not anything I'm about to get too concerned about. Have fun flaming guys. :D

Am i classified as a noob even though ive posted thosands of other posts in other forums???

Nor am I homophobic. I don't swing that way and if you had READ the earlier post it was a question not a statement so I wasn't impieing(havent used this word in ages) anything.

Its kind of sad when people can't just take a joke and laugh. Oh well, not anything I'm about to get too concerned about. Have fun flaming guys. :D Will do!

All my posts will set off a chain reaction of people talking shit.

Pretty sad when ya gotta procalim yourself a ZX81 H4x0r0r
whatever the flying fuck that is. Isn't it one of those fags that alwyas says Oh im gonna hack you you fagget!!? Was this you? http://www.pwned.nl ?
I was actually reffering to the failure to realize that everything on this forum eventually goes gays, god or politics. Not to my status (which I had no idea either until someone told me)

By the time Im done typing this there'll probably be a fresh batch of replies.

Will do!
Please don´t, I do not have enough self-steem to take flaming... nor do I know enough english to proper defend myself...

I was actually reffering to the failure to realize that everything on this forum eventually goes gays, god or politics. Not to my status (which I had no idea either until someone told me)You saw that clip? Good. The first step to getting a life is admitting you have no friends. Now say it. Come on say it with me. Im here to help.

Please don´t, I do not have enough self-steem to take flaming... nor do I know enough english to proper defend myself...Wow you just laid the foundation for so many racial remarks.

hEY Butt fag I added you to my IM list so we can continue the arguement there.

I want to clear up a few things here:

1: As anyone who has been around here for any period of time will tell you, I'm not gay, nor bi-sexual, and I have no problems with people that are.

2: It was a joke, and I'm sorry that it apparently offended your sensitive nature - I didn't mean to offend you, I meant to make you laugh.

3: You really need to not take this stuff so seriously - you'll burst a blood vessel getting to stressed about it.

Relax! Its just for fun! :p

Damn its already coming on 11 PM

Anger is a problem.

I want to clear up a few things here:

1: As anyone who has been around here for any period of time will tell you, I'm not gay, nor bi-sexual, and I have no problems with people that are.

2: It was a joke, and I'm sorry that it apparently offended your sensitive nature - I didn't mean to offend you, I meant to make you laugh.

3: You really need to not take this stuff so seriously - you'll burst a blood vessel getting to stressed about it.

Relax! Its just for fun! :p Whatd you ever say to me??

@ Grand Alliance

Well, considering this started as a result of a harmless donut joke...

not much at all.

Oh yeah. Nah i just didnt get that. remember how I said why I didn't get that. Branin, anger is only a problem if you can't control it. Now your case of crabs you got from sitting on that toilet seat now thats a problem.

If the comb didn't work just try the shampoo.

Ahh from n00bs to donuts to crabs. What have forums come to.

I've noticed that the n00bz on NS have become slightly more shrill and annoying lately.
I've decided to post a simple to understand list of steps you should take in order to be considered as a full-fledged (if not always respected, per se) member of NationStates.

1. Try to make it to post 250 with a minimal level of credibility.

2. From time to time, post something nice to another member here (at your discretion). This builds your credibility and prevents you from being seen as a mad-dog asshole, or obsessive whackjob.

3. Avoid unnecisarrily using the words "Nazi", "Hitler" or "fascist" when detracting another member's statement(s).

4. Use the smileys with the fucking guns sparingly, if ever. Subtract a small amount of cred every time you need to use one. At this stage, you can't afford much, so use your better judgement.

5. If you really are a fanatic or whackjob, try to keep it on the DL until you've at least hit that 250 mark. Just try it, okay?

6. Try not to be so arrogant this early in the game. Trust me, you'll have plenty of time for that once your a full member.

7. Try not to piss Myrth off right away. Like the IRS, once your flagged, the jig is up dude.

8. Try not to write a bizarre amount of threads containing run-ons and cute internet language. See rule 4 for credibility credit info.

Just thought I'd help.

So the only way you can lose your "noob" status is to raise your post count to 250? Funny, I've been playing this game since 2003.......

Oh yeah. Nah i just didnt get that. remember how I said why I didn't get that. Branin, anger is only a problem if you can't control it. Now your case of crabs you got from sitting on that toilet seat now thats a problem.
Wasn't part of the point of this thread to prevent stuff like this? :confused:

Hey if anyone wants to see any freaky shit on webcam add cello_man@hotmail.com to your buddy list.

Wasn't part of the point of this thread to prevent stuff like this? :confused:well see now you answered that ll by yourself why did you need to ask me that cap it off with the dumbass smiley face?

:headbang:
Since I don't even have a webcam......

MODALERT

Liar. What were those raunchy ass scenes you showed me before I realized what they were? Sicko ass pervert!!! If you're banging your head on the wall thats a problem.

hah I havent broken any rules!! No personal "flams" or whatever the hell the word is. I've only been talking about past incidents that Ive had with you. No where in the rules does it say I can't do that. They left a loophole.

It's more fun when you've got popcorn. Don't mind me, this is solid entertainment value, do please continue.

Branin, go on, leave it alone. This is amusing.

It's more fun when you've got popcorn.
Isn't everything? :p

Weak.

Only popcorn? Besides this guy hasn't even said anything good.

@ Dobbs: This isn't even worth watching, this wasn't much of a thread to begin with, now it's degenerated into a flame fest.

oh and btw... Tim Hortons donuts, custom made with great big friggen holes!

damn you! haha! :p

Moving on....

Damn dude I've been chewing this gum for a few hours now. I was even chewing this in the showersince the flavor was still there.

now it's degenerated into a flame fest.

:innocent:

@ Dobbs: This isn't even worth watching, this wasn't much of a thread to begin with, now it's degenerated into a flame fest.

oh and btw... Tim Hortons donuts, custom made with great big friggen holes!

damn you! haha! :p

Better those than the Tiny Toms you can get on the CNE midway.

LOL

Damn dude I've been chewing this gum for a few hours now. I was even chewing this in the showersince the flavor was still there.
What kind of gum?

:innocent: innocent my ass we'll find you guilty then put you in a cell with Bubba. See how good a friend he is when ya drop the soap in the jailhouse shower.

Umm some IceBreaker crap I bought from a vending machine today after school. Well I got taken out early cus I didnt want to go to PE and keyboarding.

Course Ive had to add a few piece but still...anyways...I always found it tasty to shove a whole pack of Bubilicious in my mouth. Somehow I didn't choke.

Are you done?

Hey who here has xbox live by the way?

1. Yes Im an American. 2. I just got out of the shower and I typed all that as I was soaking wet and draped in a towel 3. I was in the hallway and typing with only the light my screen was giving off 4. I type extremely fast with great accuracy when my hands aren't cramped from playing hours of Halo 2 on Xbox live so forgive me for those typos my un- American friend
look at my location. carbondale illionois. it may be a shithole, but it's my shitty university's shithole.

Are you done? Not sure. Depends on if you keep being a smartass I might be able to scrounge up a few more empty thoughts.

Pretty sad when ya gotta procalim yourself a ZX81 H4x0r0r
whatever the flying fuck that is. Isn't it one of those fags that alwyas says Oh im gonna hack you you fagget!!? Was this you? http://www.pwned.nl ?
Okay n00bz. He is coming off as the "mad-dog asshole" n00b I was telling you about.

Here's the question: How many posts before he earns his lost cred back?
10? 50?

Anyone?

Better those than the Tiny Toms you can get on the CNE midway.

LOL
Yeah, well I got that going for me anyway! Hahahaha!! :p

look at my location. carbondale illionois. it may be a shithole, but it's my shitty university's shithole. When did Universities become shitty?

Okay n00bz. He is coming off as the "mad-dog asshole" n00b I was telling you about.

Here's the question: How many posts before he earns his lost cred back?
10? 50?

Anyone? I never wanted any or tryed to gain any "cred" with people I don't even know. Though that rank of CyberFRUIT does fit you nicely. You spend your life here building a reputation with people you don't evenm know then judge others about dumbass posts on dumbass forums. You're so cool!!! Have a cookie!!

I never wanted any or tryed to gain any "cred" with people I don't even know. Though that rank of CyberFRUIT does fit you nicely.
:p When did you "choose" yours?

Here's the question: How many posts before he earns his lost cred back?
10? 50?

Anyone?

What cred?


Back? Earns?


Whadju talkin' 'bout, Willis?

What cred?


Back? Earns?


Whadju talkin' 'bout, Willis?
It was fun, and actually lasted longer than expected.

When did Universities become shitty?
as universities go. it's southern illionois. it ain't known for it's educatin'.

Eichen, do I have permission to use lots of gun smileys?

Eichen, do I have permission to use lots of gun smileys?LMAO. It's worth it.

1. Why is choose in quotations, dumbass choose isn't a word that can have a double meaning 2. That post shows no realtionship to my post 3. I insulted you yet you can't realize it throught htose thick ass geeky bulletproof glasses of yours 4. Try to post something that can make me laugh while I enjoy my chcikne tenders from Carls JR.

Okay n00bz. He is coming off as the "mad-dog asshole" n00b I was telling you about.

Here's the question: How many posts before he earns his lost cred back?
10? 50?

Anyone?
I dont think it works like that - at least not for me... I dont know about the whole newb thing in general (no pun intended). This whole conversation seems to cater to over generalizing mass groups of 'new' people.

To me what this comes down to has nothing to do with whether or not someone is new to the forums, its about someones personality and how they carry themselves. Regardless of their post count or longevity within the forum walls.

I think these rules should go beyond the proclaimated term given - and be applied instead to people who can't seem to grasp what it takes to be a decent human. The thread jockey's, flamers, greifers etc. Thats who we ought to be adressing - there are plenty of people out there who don't qualify as n00b's but who can most assuredly cause a lot of shit down here in the forums.

umm. who is he talkin to? grand alliance, i mean.

Well being in high school and living in cAlifornia I wouldn't know much about universities in Illinois

I dont think it works like that - at least not for me... I dont know about the whole newb thing in general (no pun intended). This whole conversation seems to cater to over generalizing mass groups of 'new' people.

To me what this comes down to has nothing to do with whether or not someone is new to the forums, its about someones personality and how they carry themselves. Regardless of their post count or longevity within the forum walls.

I think these rules should go beyond the proclaimated term given - and be applied instead to people who can't seem to grasp what it takes to be a decent human. The thread jockey's, flamers, greifers etc. Thats who we ought to be adressing - there are plenty of people out there who don't qualify as n00b's but who can most assuredly cause a lot of shit down here in the forums.Well put. You're the first to make sense on this thread.

I dont think it works like that - at least not for me... I dont know about the whole newb thing in general (no pun intended). This whole conversation seems to cater to over generalizing mass groups of 'new' people.

To me what this comes down to has nothing to do with whether or not someone is new to the forums, its about someones personality and how they carry themselves. Regardless of their post count or longevity within the forum walls.

I think these rules should go beyond the proclaimated term given - and be applied instead to people who can't seem to grasp what it takes to be a decent human. The thread jockey's, flamers, greifers etc. Thats who we ought to be adressing - there are plenty of people out there who don't qualify as n00b's but who can most assuredly cause a lot of shit down here in the forums.
That's really exactly what I'm talking about. But using the word n00b just seems to get a little more of teh funney here on NS, and I was stoned.

That's really exactly what I'm talking about. But using the word n00b just seems to get a little more of teh funney here on NS, and I was stoned. Well aren't you an acheiver!

Well being in high school and living in cAlifornia I wouldn't know much about universities in Illinois
fair enough. i'm jsut hoping that your well aware of the fact that you're coming off as really hostile, and not just a little bit ignorant. this may have something to do with speedy typing, who knows.

Okay n00bz. He is coming off as the "mad-dog asshole" n00b I was telling you about.

Here's the question: How many posts before he earns his lost cred back?
10? 50?

Anyone?

Wonder How many posts it will take for you to get any cred....

Well the thing about talking crap online is you can say anything any way you wnat it cus you won't ever meet anybody. I don't really care to put much thought into these mindless posts Im making.

9. If you're going to flame, don't do it in Moderation to whichever moderator handled the last report of you flaming. It doesn't go over well at all, for some odd reason.

Shorten this to: "9. If you're going to flame, don't."

That's really exactly what I'm talking about. But using the word n00b just seems to get a little more of teh funney here on NS, and I was stoned.
No worries comrade! Hell - for being stoned you get a :fluffle:

What the hell eh! (Hmm, can you tell I'm Canadian when I take the time to type 'eh!' - Damn!)

Well the thing about talking crap online is you can say anything any way you wnat it cus you won't ever meet anybody. I don't really care to put much thought into these mindless posts Im making.
yeah, it shows.

Well the thing about talking crap online is you can say anything any way you wnat it cus you won't ever meet anybody. I don't really care to put much thought into these mindless posts Im making.
ok so you admit you wasted your time insulting random people over the internet in order to feel good about yourself. get off the stage, your prison rape jokes suck.

Wonder How many posts it will take for you to get any cred.... Hey A-hole can't you read? Scroll up to one of my posts saying I don't give a DIRTY SHIT STAINED CACA STAINED POOP COVERED HAIRY SWEATY DIRTY SEWAGE COVERED RATS ASS about some dumbass "cred" I make with forum fags. Go get some real friends and you'll start laughing at people who make friends online.

Isn't this just the hap-hap-hapiest friggen thread ever!

I suppose it was bound to turn this way though. When you turn on a light, you attract flies. :p

what the blue hell does "ZX81 H4x0r0r" Mean?

ok so you admit you wasted your time insulting random people over the internet in order to feel good about yourself. get off the stage, your prison rape jokes suck.Again I don't put much effort and my friend told that to me and I just laughed a bit. Wanted to see what kind of response I would get here though.

Again I don't put much effort and my friend told that to me and I just laughed a bit. Wanted to see what kind of response I would get here though.
it's old.

Hey A-hole can't you read? Scroll up to one of my posts saying I don't give a DIRTY SHIT STAINED CACA STAINED POOP COVERED HAIRY SWEATY DIRTY SEWAGE COVERED RATS ASS about some dumbass "cred" I make with forum fags. Go get some real friends and you'll start laughing at people who make friends online.
Wow.... That's a moving, Constructive thought.

well being te first time I had heard it, it was pretty funny so forgive me old one if I haven't heard every joke and spend time criticizing others when I should be getting a job rather then mooch off of others hard earned tax dollars.

Wow.... That's a moving, Constructive thought.Yeah being a class clown/joker/jackass in class shit like that just occurs naturally.

Isn't this just the hap-hap-hapiest friggen thread ever!

I suppose it was bound to turn this way though. When you turn on a light, you attract flies. :p
Umm... Moth's?
If you throw 15 pounds of meat on the floor you attract flies

well being te first time I had heard it, it was pretty funny so forgive me old one if I haven't heard every joke and spend time criticizing others when I should be getting a job rather then mooch off of others hard earned tax dollars.
you would hear more jokes if you had more friends. trust me, its reaaaaally old.

at this point is this thread just to see how many posts can be added in a minute?

Umm... Moth's?
If you throw 15 pounds of meat on the floor you attract fliesOff topic and all recent breakthroughs and studies show that dog shit also attracts flies in case no one was aware of that fact.

Umm... Moth's?
If you throw 15 pounds of meat on the floor you attract flies
Better forgive me - its late - Im tired - I should be sleeping. In fact, Ive tried hard enough to maintain diplomacy here for one night, I think Ill be saving what's left of my energy for work tomorrow. Gnight all, and good luck. ;)

Hey A-hole can't you read? Scroll up to one of my posts saying I don't give a DIRTY SHIT STAINED CACA STAINED POOP COVERED HAIRY SWEATY DIRTY SEWAGE COVERED RATS ASS about some dumbass "cred" I make with forum fags. Go get some real friends and you'll start laughing at people who make friends online.
if you think a thread is crap then just ignore it, instead of spending your miserable existence taking cheap shots at total strangers. we're all here to have some fun and hopefully learn new things, there's no need for you to be outraged about an internet forum and start flaming random people.

Well the thing about talking crap online is you can say anything any way you wnat it cus you won't ever meet anybody. I don't really care to put much thought into these mindless posts Im making.

Which goes to prove, you only get out of something what you put into it. In this case, 'much thought'. Or thought of any kind. Or humour. Or wit.

But I guess that's entirely besides the point. So Mr. Californian high-school student, did you run out of things to stomp on and ruin around your suburban dwelling, or do you just have a profound need to type?

LMAO. It's worth it.
Point noted. Here I go.
<GA> :sniper: :mp5: :gundge: :sniper: :mp5: :gundge: :sniper: :mp5: :gundge:

I'm done now. Thank you Eichen.

lovely indeed lovely

being a n00b sucks. i would know, i am one. i think this is my first post. anyway, thanx for the list, its helpful. i thought i'd just say something random.

well being te first time I had heard it, it was pretty funny so forgive me old one if I haven't heard every joke and spend time criticizing others when I should be getting a job rather then mooch off of others hard earned tax dollars.

Well sonny, maybe you should concentrate really hard on getting your high-school homework done so you can go to college and get a job. Then you can complain 'til you're blue in the face about your hard-earned tax dollars.

Don't bitch to me about tax dollars you don't pay.

Hey A-hole can't you read? Scroll up to one of my posts saying I don't give a DIRTY SHIT STAINED CACA STAINED POOP COVERED HAIRY SWEATY DIRTY SEWAGE COVERED RATS ASS about some dumbass "cred" I make with forum fags. Go get some real friends and you'll start laughing at people who make friends online.
Ya see? this is what i'm talking about. It's just not very polite. People don't like being called A-hole. It makes them feel bad. Now, it would be pretty much impossible to ruin my good mood, as i get to see my g/f whom i have not laid eyes on in a month in three days, but nevertheless, this constant bickering is bringing down the little community some of us are trying very hard to maintain. Besides which in the phrase "dirty shit stained caca stained poop covered hairy sweaty dirty sewage covered rats ass" not only uses four different, but equally immature and stupid, synonyms for feces, but lacks ANY of the correct punctuation. There shoudl be a comma after dirty, all of the "stained" words should be hyphenated and followed by commas, as well as all of the "covered's." there should, in fact be commas between every word that shouldn't be hyphenated up until the second "covered." Which is not to mention the overuse of some very derogatory language. All together, you're not covering yourself with glory. I realize you don't care, but honestly, if you're this unpleasant to people you don't even know, i can't even imagine how you would ever make friends with anyone who actually knows you. I'm sorry, but it's the truth as i see it. :D

Don't bitch to me about tax dollars you don't pay.

Come to think of, just don't bitch to us...

Ya see? this is what i'm talking about. It's just not very polite. People don't like being called A-hole. It makes them feel bad. Now, it would be pretty much impossible to ruin my good mood, as i get to see my g/f whom i have not laid eyes on in a month in three days, but nevertheless, this constant bickering is bringing down the little community some of us are trying very hard to maintain. Besides which in the phrase "dirty shit stained caca stained poop covered hairy sweaty dirty sewage covered rats ass" not only uses four different, but equally immature and stupid, synonyms for feces, but lacks ANY of the correct punctuation. There shoudl be a comma after dirty, all of the "stained" words should be hyphenated and followed by commas, as well as all of the "covered's." there should, in fact be commas between every word that shouldn't be hyphenated up until the second "covered." Which is not to mention the overuse of some very derogatory language. All together, you're not covering yourself with glory. I realize you don't care, but honestly, if you're this unpleasant to people you don't even know, i can't even imagine how you would ever make friends with anyone who actually knows you. I'm sorry, but it's the truth as i see it. :D
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Ya see? this is what i'm talking about. It's just not very polite. People don't like being called A-hole. It makes them feel bad. Now, it would be pretty much impossible to ruin my good mood, as i get to see my g/f whom i have not laid eyes on in a month in three days, but nevertheless, this constant bickering is bringing down the little community some of us are trying very hard to maintain. Besides which in the phrase "dirty shit stained caca stained poop covered hairy sweaty dirty sewage covered rats ass" not only uses four different, but equally immature and stupid, synonyms for feces, but lacks ANY of the correct punctuation. There shoudl be a comma after dirty, all of the "stained" words should be hyphenated and followed by commas, as well as all of the "covered's." there should, in fact be commas between every word that shouldn't be hyphenated up until the second "covered." Which is not to mention the overuse of some very derogatory language. All together, you're not covering yourself with glory. I realize you don't care, but honestly, if you're this unpleasant to people you don't even know, i can't even imagine how you would ever make friends with anyone who actually knows you. I'm sorry, but it's the truth as i see it. :D

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