NationStates Jolt Archive

You know, the one that reflects all your issue decisions.
Um, slight spoilers, maybe? I doubt it. Anyway, just a way people can see what kind of choices you make.

Mine (I'm new):
Elections have been outlawed, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, and public nudity is compulsory. Crime is a problem. AntiCarrot's national animal is the blackwolf and its currency is the ekarot.

Skateparks can be found in every city, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home, the government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year, and protests are legal but strictly supervised. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nadkor's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the nadkorian dollar.

Students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, and the nation has an international reputation for compassion. Crime is relatively low. Atica's national animal is the black bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the wick.

The government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory minature radios, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form, and people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer. Crime is totally unknown. Chicken pi's national animal is the orangutan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the orang.

All industry is owned and run by the government, military spending is on the increase, gambling is outlawed, and the government is seen to favor Catholics. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Swimmingpool's national animal is the vampire bat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the baby head.

The government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night, and only the brainiest citizens become academics. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Sancrosanctia's national animal is the zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the human adrenal gland.

All tariffs have been abolished, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and the Kisogo Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise. Crime is totally unknown. Kisogo's national animal is the Dawg, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Credit.

Sure makes my country sound crappy :C

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, Nsendalen's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, artists are pillars of society, and tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nsendalen's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the nerin.

Nsendalen is ranked 3rd in the region and 100,878th in the world for Rudest Citizens.

Just felt I should post the lil' bit at the end. :p

Unemployment rates have skyrocketed as businesses abandon the country in search of cheap labour, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, meat-eating is frowned upon, and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a problem. Ashmoria's national animal is the vole, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the sps.

Man, mine changes all the time, but here's what it is right now:

The government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress, the army's shirt ninjas are the most feared assassins in the region, most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry, and hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a problem, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Zotona's national animal is the komodo dragon and its currency is the zotonan coin.

Prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, citizens must pay to enjoy AnarchyeL's pristine beaches, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, and citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns. Crime is totally unknown.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, the arms industry is strictly regulated, and long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BLARGistania's national animal is the Scrotom-Seeking Weasel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Gahandistarian Dinar.

BLARGistania is ranked 3rd in the region and 30,450th in the world for Rudest Citizens.

Sex changes are routinely performed at The Black Forrest's hospitals, all recreational drugs are legal, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, and there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Black Forrest's national animal is the Mountain Gorilla, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Pound.

The Black Forrest is ranked 1896th in the region and 122,285th in the world for Rudest Citizens.

The government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, refugees from other nations are flocking to Eichen's border, and parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Eichen's national animal is the Chimpanzee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Darwin.

Eichen is ranked 10th in the region and 11,547th in the world for Rudest Citizens.

The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, major cities are suffering under water rationing, the Neo-Anarchists Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, and drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Neo-Anarchists's national animal is the cobra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the dollar.

"The number, the industry, and the morality of the Priesthood, & the devotion of the people have been manifestly increased by the total separation of the Chruch from the State"
-- James Madison
Typo...
;)

It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, sex changes are routinely performed at Ravenclaws's hospitals, and there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ravenclaws's national animal is the eagle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Raven.

The mob and the police have had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Roach-Busters's cities recently due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance, there are no minimum wage laws, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Roach-Busters's national animal is the mathematician, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the anti-math propaganda.

Ravea
Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, and citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages. Crime is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ravea's national animal is the Raven, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Gold Piece.

Typo...
;)

Damn! See how much people pay attention to sigs!

Thanks! :)

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all, anti-government web sites are springing up, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is totally unknown. New Genoa's national animal is the Greyhound, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Allied Credit.

Streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, voting has become a nightmare since everyone keeps selecting "None of the above", and Artistic Ligers are frequently shot for looking at people 'in a funny way'. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Conceptualists's national animal is the Artistic Liger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the canvas.

Keruvalia: New York Times Democracy

The government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, voting is voluntary, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, and the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned. Crime is totally unknown. Keruvalia's national animal is the christian, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the dirham.

Citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, and the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rangerville's national animal is the siberian tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the heart.

Takuma's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, and meat-eating is frowned upon. Crime is totally unknown. Takuma's national animal is the violinist, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the aiseu.

Max Barry is this year's Miss Reconditum, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings, and hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Reconditum's many privately-owned prisons. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Reconditum's national animal is the housecat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the dollar.

Peechland's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Peechland's national animal is the possum, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the beer can.

The government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, and dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lascivious Maximus's national animal is the Volcomonster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the use of a sweet kiss.

@Peech - using beer cans as currency! Thats awesome, all of the drunks would be loaded - on two levels! hahahahahahahaha!!! :D

The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government, hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey, and torture is illegal. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a serious problem, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. The Plutonian Empire's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Pluto.

The Plutonian Empire is ranked 3rd in the region and 119,944th in the world for Rudest Citizens.
@Peech - using beer cans as currency! Thats awesome, all of the drunks would be loaded - on two levels! hahahahahahahaha!!! :D
That's nothing compared to one of my puppets! :p
Vile black smog from coal power plants envelops several major urban centers, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, there have been reports of people marrying housepets, and record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been recorded. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a major problem. Denver City's national animal is the drunk driver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the beer jug.

Denver City is ranked 1st in the region and 12,919th in the world for Rudest Citizens.
And if my memory is correct, a beer jug is larger than a beer can, right? :D

The people elect the Supreme Court justices directly, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colodia's national animal is the Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Colodian Dollar.

Colodia is ranked 10th in the region and 106,297th in the world for Rudest Citizens.

President Black gives Colodia a 5 out of 5.

The government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, and dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lascivious Maximus's national animal is the Volcomonster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the use of a sweet kiss.

@Peech - using beer cans as currency! Thats awesome, all of the drunks would be loaded - on two levels! hahahahahahahaha!!! :D


Youre as cheesy as I am Lasc.... ;)

Yay for puns!

The army's shirt ninjas are the most feared assassins in the region, military spending recently hit a new high, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and the EVIL COMMUNIST is believed to be extinct. Crime is crippling. The Nintendo Emerates's national animal is the EVIL COMMUNIST, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Miyamoto.

The Nintendo Emerates is ranked 1st in the region and 70th in the world for Rudest Citizens.
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THE EVIL COMMUNIST IS ALMOST EXTINCT, MY GOAL IS NEAR COMPLETION :-p

Army rations are served on silver platters, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and gun ownership is compulsory. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Monkeypimp's national animal is the pimping monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Shingle.

Monkeypimp is ranked 1st in the region and 1,972nd in the world for Rudest Citizens.

@Plutonian Empire - hells yea a beer jug is bigger than a beer can!! Wooo hoo! I dig your style comrade!

@Peech - Oh yeah! Nothing wrong with the cheese! In fact, Im sooo Cheesy - that you can call me 'Chee-with-a-Zee-ee'!!!!! :D

@Plutonian Empire - hells yea a beer jug is bigger than a beer can!! Wooo hoo! I dig your style comrade!
Yay! :D

Take that Peechland! :p

billions of trade credits are being blown on orbital weapons development, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and fur coats have become the latest fashion trend. Crime is a serious problem. Santa Barbara's national animal is the extinct panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the trade credit.

Ahh... capitalism!

Inheritance tax has recently been abolished, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, the nation refuses to provide international aid, and pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Daistallia 2104's national animal is the trout, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Sovereign.

billions of Jazzs are being blown on orbital weapons development, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, and citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Findecano Calaelen's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Jazz.

There's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government, much of Aerou's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, and schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aerou's national animal is the Rock Hopper Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the balle.

Anti-government web sites are springing up, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home, and the government has undertaken a massive education and health program to combat VODAIS. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is moderate, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Adrian Barbeau-Bot's national animal is the Tarsier, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Mad Flow.

not as good as it usually is, but its still coo'.

Update!

Voting is voluntary, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, and much of Keruvalia's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence. Crime is totally unknown. Keruvalia's national animal is the christian, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the dirham.

Aerou's national animal is the Rock Hopper Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests
Aww - your penguins... so cute. ;)

The mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, public nudity is compulsory, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dem Crazy Dudes's national animal is the crow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Red Cent.

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Signature void in VA, MN, and WI.
How is it void in Minnesota??? :confused:

Almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, notable individuals are granted land and titles, and an underground movement of cigarette smokers has sprung up in response to a government ban. Crime is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dezard's national animal is the Squeaker, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Darzed.

How is it void in Minnesota??? :confused:

The Lutherans said it wasn't cold-weather friendly and then Jesse Ventura ripped off my arm.

The Lutherans said it wasn't cold-weather friendly and then Jesse Ventura ripped off my arm.
Oh.

Hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Occidio Multus's many privately-owned prisons, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, and people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed. Crime is a problem. Occidio Multus's national animal is the badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the cubitum.

i love my nation so much, i have been dismissing other issues for three days now.....

The mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, gambling is outlawed, and the government is seen to favor Catholics. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Whispering Legs's national animal is the frappa, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the hooey.

ha. my nation, has the best teeth, apparently. utter coolness.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, all guns must be registered, and bizarre-looking creatures called 'Phoenixdogs' dominate wildlife preserves. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Emperor Fenix's national animal is the Phoenix, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Okyton Dollar.

The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, military funding has been stripped back, and college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CthulhuFhtagn's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the eyeball.

Employers may fire workers without giving any reason, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps just because they have VODAIS, and private business has started paving paradises and putting up parking lots. Crime is moderate. ProMonkians's national animal is the pawless monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the monkey paw.

Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, political activists are routinely executed, military spending is on the increase, and the government is avowedly atheist. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. General Mike's national animal is the Vietcong, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the hyper-inflated dollar.

Police officers are seen patrolling the streets armed with satellite-guided truncheons, torture is illegal, roads are often backed up with round-the-clock construction crews., and many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses. Crime is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cambridge Major's national animal is the butterfly, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the bob.

Not as good as it has been!

The mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, corporations are forbidden from employing outside the nation, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, and pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare

The Really Really High People of Pure Metal is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. Its compassionate population of 1.779 billion are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
;)

The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, military funding has been stripped back, and college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CthulhuFhtagn's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the eyeball.

your people have nice teeth, also. dental health and aesthetics are key.

Many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Batdogs' dominate wildlife preserves, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, and heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste and avoid even more costly cleanup costs. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hoo Doo's national animal is the Bat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Corpse.

Homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied creepy old man, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, and nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is pervasive. Rasselas's national animal is the creepy old man, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the beer mat.

Refugees from other nations are flocking to Deltaepsilon's border, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer, and citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deltaepsilon's national animal is the firefly, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the bit.

Military spending is on the increase, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, drunk drivers are sentenced to death, and college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Silver Turtle's national animal is the silver turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Quab.