NationStates Jolt Archive


Stupid, nonsensical phrases

EmoBuddy
08-02-2005, 00:59
This has the potential to be a mildly amusing game...think of statements/sentences/whatever that at first seem logical but are inherently flawed. For example:
That makes less sense than this sentence doesn't.
I hate all my loved ones.
Likes and dislikes are among my favorites.
People tell me one thing and out the other.
I feel as much like I did yesterday as I did today.
I never liked room temperature.
My throat is closer than it seems.
No napkin is sanitary enough for me.
Nsendalen
08-02-2005, 01:03
My favourite sweets are bitter balls?
Neo-Anarchists
08-02-2005, 01:07
"You know, that's probably the largest hole I've ever seen of such a small size!"
Someone I know actually said that.
:p