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not so much, but its something at least.

Granted. I wonder if Sage'll come back?

seemed pretty dead set on the running thing and not so much on the coming back.

Hn. Probably for the best. I'd just try to kill him again.

wouldnt be surprised.

**gulps down a bit more rum and looks off into the forest**
how long you reckon it'll take for someone to find him.

The body? I'd say it depends on the weather. Once it's warm enough for a walk, we'll probably smell him. Or maybe the wolves will get him first.

oh ya, thats right, there are wolves that roam the club now.
**chuckles**
this place really has fallen out since jhen died.

You have a point. But I like seeing the wolves back. Reminds me of the old days.

those days where old before i was new.
**looks back over his shoulder**
sometimes i forget just how long some people have been at this.

I really shouldn't be talking. By the time I made my appearance around here, it was the tail end of all that.

ooc: nap time is over.

ic: Ah yes, the wolves saw them from a distance when I first arrived. Strange beasts good at cleaning up the messes of others.

more room to talk than i.
**smirks to himself**
look at me being all modest. definatly off my game tonight.

You're just having "moments of weakness" all over the place, aren't you?

*smiles in amusement*

i know its really sad.

more room to talk than i.
**smirks to himself**
look at me being all modest. definatly off my game tonight.

If you mean me, no need in being modest.

*smiles*

I think it's kind of cute, actually.

*Smirks and drinks more of the rum*

oh wonderful. now i'm cute.
**winks and takes a gulp of rum**

Just a big ol' teddy bear of doom.

*laughs to herself*

just watch out. i come with kung-fu action.

You see? This conversation thing isn't so hard.

i never said it was hard. i just didnt do it that often.

Yeah, well you do an awfully good job convincing people it's torture from time to time.

usually does the trick. plus it save me the trouble of having to be nice to people i'm not real fond of.

*laughs softly*

Good enough reason as any.

**smirks and leans back on the balcony**
so, you and Vex talked recently?

Not since the brief words when Tink was dying.

dont you just hate those damsel in distress types?

A little drama now and again doesn't bother me. But the knee-jerk "I can't have my way so I'll cause a scene" gets old really really fast. And all the attention-whoring. In moderation it is understandable, but some of the people around here need to give it a rest for a while.

ya. or at least do it a little less pathetically.

That too would work. But it's getting to be that time..

*finishes up the bottle*

indeed it is.

My shoulder's really sore. I should probably just stay here tonight.

Try not to get frostbite out there, eh?

wee bit cold, even for my liking. think i'll look up my old room.

It seems that the club is going quiet for another day, as a self appointed bar tender I should clean this place up. I don't want to dissapoint tink when she wakes up tomorrow.

*smirks*

another day comes too a close for me, maybe I should go outside and embrace the frosty air.

*leaves the bar in a healthy state and goes for a stroll*

You do that. Hope they haven't turned the heat off on you..

*smirks over her shoulder at him, then saunters up the stairs*

as do i.
**finishes up his own bottle and throws a round of darts before head up himself**

*walks in and falls onto a couch, then gets up and heads to the bar. He pours himself a water and stands by the bar while he drinks it*

hey jon... hows trix?

OOC: Testing sending this via cell phone

OOC: Testing sending this via cell phone

Ah the ever increasing speed of advance of new technologies. Careful not to microwave your own brain with that thing.

Ah the ever increasing speed of advance of new technologies. Careful not to microwave your own brain with that thing.
Microwave, food.... fooooooooood *moves, zombie like towards the kitchen, arms in front of him*

Ah the ever increasing speed of advance of new technologies. Careful not to microwave your own brain with that thing.Took me a long time to send that short sentence out.

[hands stewed monkey brains to Jon.]

[hands stewed monkey brains to Jon.]
mmmmm.... chicken fillet, thanks Ju.
*eats it all*

picks up Guitar and sings this. (http://leslie-fish.clan-majere.org/mp3/theendoftheraven.MP3)

Took me a long time to send that short sentence out.

[hands stewed monkey brains to Jon.]

*looks at brains*
Um, I prefer food that can't think about its position in life. on the other hand, good honest protien .

picks up Guitar and sings this. (http://leslie-fish.clan-majere.org/mp3/theendoftheraven.MP3)

'Hmmm, I don't suppose you know any songs less er, quesc que cai, Simon and Garfunklish?'

*walks downstairs and tacklehugs Jon*


(ooc: please don't be in a mood with me Jon :( )

*walks downstairs and tacklehugs Jon*


(ooc: please don't be in a mood with me Jon :( )

OOC: Well you DID just tacklehug the man :p

*returning from his walk he looks to see that there are people in the club*

Ah, the day crowd has arrived, I'll come back a little later.

*smiles, spins on his heels and heads towards the golfing greens*

*walks downstairs and tacklehugs Jon*


(ooc: please don't be in a mood with me Jon :( )
ooc: :fluffle::fluffle:

ic:
*Jon turned in time to see Tinks heading for him.... too late, he hit the floor and gave a mock severe glare, then sat on her and started tickling her*
That wasn't very nice of you Tinks!

ooc: :fluffle::fluffle:

ic:
*Jon turned in time to see Tinks heading for him.... too late, he hit the floor and gave a mock severe glare, then sat on her and started tickling her*
That wasn't very nice of you Tinks!
*giggles and squirms* ahhhhhh! i'm sorry! please stop *more giggling*

*giggles and squirms* ahhhhhh! i'm sorry! please stop *more giggling*
Hmmm... ok, you learned your lesson.
*gets up and puts a hand on the bar, "accidently" knocking a glass of water to the floor. He caught the glass upside down before it impacted, but the water hit Tinks*
Oops, sorry Tinks;)

Hmmm... ok, you learned your lesson.
*gets up and puts a hand on the bar, "accidently" knocking a glass of water to the floor. He caught the glass upside down before it impacted, but the water hit Tinks*
Oops, sorry Tinks;)
ooooooo, you are so gonna pay for that mister! but not yet, it'll be when you least expect it........

ooooooo, you are so gonna pay for that mister! but not yet, it'll be when you least expect it........
Hmm.... you want me to sit down and read a book or something so that you can catch me by surprise?
*sits down to read a book, secretly keeping an eye on Tinks, even though she couldn't see*

Hmm.... you want me to sit down and read a book or something so that you can catch me by surprise?
*sits down to read a book, secretly keeping an eye on Tinks, even though she couldn't see*
nah, i'm gonna wait until you've forgotten all about it :p

nah, i'm gonna wait until you've forgotten all about it :p
Could take a while Tinksy dear.
*gets up and walks over to her*
Shame, that was good water as well!

'Hmm, I dont suppose any of you know where my water went?'

'Hmm, I dont suppose any of you know where my water went?'
Well, if you still want it...
*Motions to Tinks's shirt*

Well, if you still want it...
*Motions to Tinks's shirt*

'I leave it alone for ten minutes and it becomes the instrument of a wet T-shirt competition? I don't suppose there are any more participants' He grinned

Well, if you still want it...
*Motions to Tinks's shirt*
and you always manage to do it when i'm wearing a white t shirt :rolleyes:

'I leave it alone for ten minutes and it becomes the instrument of a wet T-shirt competition? I don't suppose there are any more participants' He grinned
*hops over the bar, pulls out a super soaker and drenches Stag* just one more :p

and you always manage to do it when i'm wearing a white t shirt :rolleyes:
:eek:
So I do! Coincedence no?;)

*gets out super soaker and drenches Tinks again*

*hops over the bar, pulls out a super soaker and drenches Stag* just one more :p

Stag shook his hair
'Considering what else is behind that bar, it could be worse' He spun round once infront of Jon
'And the winner is? Although I believe Tink has a slight unfair advantage, breasts and all ' He laughed

:eek:
So I do! Coincedence no?;)

*gets out super soaker and drenches Tinks again*
*shakes her head, slips off her tshirt, wrings it out and puts it back on again*
right, that's it!
*runs outside, grabs the hosepipe, brings it inside to the bar, aims it at Jon and turns it on*

*ducks just in time and tackles her onto the couch, tickling her furiously*
Stag, I think Tinks won by far and away, she just looks better than you in a wet tshirt, no offence!
*mumbles*
She looked even better in no tshirt though

*ducks just in time and tackles her onto the couch, tickling her furiously*
Stag, I think Tinks won by far and away, she just looks better than you in a wet tshirt, no offence!
*mumbles*
She looked even better in no tshirt though
*squeals and squirms*ahhhhhh! *tries to tickle back*

*ducks just in time and tackles her onto the couch, tickling her furiously*
Stag, I think Tinks won by far and away, she just looks better than you in a wet tshirt, no offence!
*mumbles*
She looked even better in no tshirt though

Stag eyed the two playing around and smiled when he heard Jons remark.
'Well, I'll er, leave you to further judge the competition shall I? I have er....business of some kind to go to......
Or if I dont I'm sure I could find some' He walked out to give them some much needed privacy.

He called back
'Three is not only a crowd, but a pain in the butt for the other two!'

Stag eyed the two playing around and smiled when he heard Jons remark.
'Well, I'll er, leave you to further judge the competition shall I? I have er....business of some kind to go to......
Or if I dont I'm sure I could find some' He walked out to give them some much needed privacy.
toodles

*slides down the banister and lands in the club*
howdy.

*slides down the banister and lands in the club*
howdy.
hey

And thats my cue. Hi Dem, bye Dem. You two have fun;)

*cocks an eyebrow*
not having too much fun over there, are ya kids?
*winks and goes for a drink*

*pulls hard on the oars again. His fingers were starting to freeze and the cold air tingled his lungs with every breath*

*calls from behind bar intending to get residents rowdily drunk*
'I left the ROOM not the CLUB :p '

leavin' so soon jon?

*cocks an eyebrow*
not having too much fun over there, are ya kids?
*winks and goes for a drink*
Nope, I get the feeling the only reason Tinks is still here is because she was waiting for you. So I shall leave you two alone to do whatever it is you do alone.
*goes outside and wanders down to the lake*

Nope, I get the feeling the only reason Tinks is still here is because she was waiting for you. So I shall leave you two alone to do whatever it is you do alone.
*goes outside and wanders down to the lake*
you don't have to go

plenty to go around, wouldnt you say tink? think we should give jon a turn?

*pushes off and rows away into the night...*[/QUOTE]


*After a while she takes the other set of oars, and starts to row as well, making the little boat go much faster.*

plenty to go around, wouldnt you say tink? think we should give jon a turn?
ooc: You should feel glad Jon went down to the lake and didn't hear that!:p

ooc : lol. sorry. just playing the part. :p

ic : *shrugs and gets himself his guinness*

plenty to go around, wouldnt you say tink? think we should give jon a turn?
give him a turn, eh?! you make me sound like a play thing! :rolleyes:

Stag saw Jon leave, and then wandered down to the lake and sat down beside him, resting his arms on his knees. He leered at Jon sideways, then his face broke into another grin.

give him a turn, eh?! you make me sound like a play thing! :rolleyes:

aw, i'm sorry Tinky. you're more than a play-thing, you know that.

Jon sat down on the lakeside and sighed, looking out at the lake with a slight smile on his face. Then again, he thought, your plans for a relationship are cocking up nicely. The minute you're looking for a relationship all the single girls within ten miles disappear.

*rests his oars and blows in his hands*
A little colder and we could have gone ice skating

Stag saw Jon leave, and then wandered down to the lake and sat down beside him, resting his arms on his knees. He leered at Jon sideways, then his face broke into another grin.
ooc: You're ruining my dramatic moment!:p
ic:
Jon smiled as he saw Stags reflection in the still water but stayed silent, staring thoughtfully into the water.

aw, i'm sorry Tinky. you're more than a play-thing, you know that.
ooc: 'sides Dem, you know the moment Tinks sees you all other guys disappear in her mind!:p

ooc : i know. beauty is such a curse. :p

ooc: You're ruining my dramatic moment!:p
ic:
Jon smiled as he saw Stags reflection in the still water but stayed silent, staring thoughtfully into the water.

OOC: Well you could always toss Stag into the water headlong and walk off for some privacy :D

IC:
'You know, I practically had to resist singing a rendition of 'can you feel the love tonight' in there with you and Tink'

Are you cold then love?

I do have a pair of gloves here that you can borrow!

*Waves a pair of pink and green striped wooly gloves at him*

aw, i'm sorry Tinky. you're more than a play-thing, you know that.
I should think so!

ooc : i know. beauty is such a curse. :p
ooc: :rolleyes:

Are you cold then love?

I do have a pair of gloves here that you can borrow!

*Waves a pair of pink and green striped wooly gloves at him*
I feel a lot warmer all of a sudden. Strange. :p

*takes the oars again and rows hard to get a bit warmer*

ooc : i know. beauty is such a curse. :p
ooc: Do you know someone with experience in such matters Dem? Except me of course:p

ic:
Me and Tinks? Nah, she has eyes for Dem, and only Dem. Luckily enough, both her and Dem recently broke up with their respective partners, and are both enjoying the single life together. Besides, me and Tinks are just friends.

ooc : sorry. i'm a bit rambunctious at the moment.

ic : something to drink tink?

*Laughs at his expression.*

Do you have any idea where you are rowing to?
It seems as though we are about in the middle of the lake now!

ooc: Do you know someone with experience in such matters Dem? Except me of course:p

ic:
Me and Tinks? Nah, she has eyes for Dem, and only Dem. Luckily enough, both her and Dem recently broke up with their respective partners, and are both enjoying the single life together. Besides, me and Tinks are just friends.

'Ah, well people should start a newsletter with these things so EVERYONE knows. Just friends though? Or is it the result of a one sided love being settled for friendship. Never a bad thing of course but although I dont want to bring up old problems, is that the way you wanted it?' Stag relaxed and layed backwards on the grass

*Laughs at his expression.*

Do you have any idea where you are rowing to?
It seems as though we are about in the middle of the lake now!
Erm... I don't know. Across I think.

*looks over his shoulder to the other lakeside*

I've never been there

I did want at one point nothing more than to be with Tinks, but then I saw what happened between her and Vex, and I realised they were once best friends... I didn't think I could cope with the same thing happening to me and Tinks. Besides, she's having too much fun single... her and Dem.

ooc : sorry. i'm a bit rambunctious at the moment.

ic : something to drink tink?
ooc: just at the moment?


ic: sure, just a pepsi please, i'll be back in a sec, i'm just gonna change out of this wet t shirt

*skips off upstairs*

*skips off upstairs*
ooc: Now taking bets on Dem following her!

Shall we go there then, and explore?

First though, we should let you have a rest.Put the oars down, and let me rub your hands to get the circulation going again...they seem to be turning blue!

ooc: Now taking bets on Dem following her!
OOC: Play nice Sanct

ooc : shame on you jon. i'm not that bad... really, i'm not... :rolleyes:

ic : *pops a pepsi and takes a swill of his guinness*

Shall we go there then, and explore?

First though, we should let you have a rest.Put the oars down, and let me rub your hands to get the circulation going again...they seem to be turning blue!
Exploring sounds good to me.

But I'm okay rea....
*looks at his hands and pauses in mid sentence*
*rests the oars in the boat and tries to stretchs his fingers*
Uh oh.

ooc: Sure you're not Dem! I believe you;)

I did want at one point nothing more than to be with Tinks, but then I saw what happened between her and Vex, and I realised they were once best friends... I didn't think I could cope with the same thing happening to me and Tinks. Besides, she's having too much fun single... her and Dem.

'Hmm, really? Well I always thought it was the getting drunk till he dropped problem that mainly finished thier couple time together. Unfortunatly I might be in the same problem as you though.' He sighed
'Letisha seems to be itchy without the single lifestyle, I start to think sometimes that its my fault.' He rethought this
'No, I KNOW its my fault, being her partner and all. Let alone the fact I havn't seen her in a while. Mainly down to my being buzy I'll admit but....'

*skips back down in a dry t shirt and sits down at the bar*

No.... there were, other things. Tell the truth, Tinks never actually informed me fully of what happened. I know she tried to commit suicide though, so it must have been bad.
Mate, you don't want to know my opinion about Tisha. I think she enjoys entering into relationships more than actually being in them.

*hands her the pepsi*
ice?

Exploring sounds good to me.

But I'm okay rea....
*looks at his hands and pauses in mid sentence*
*rests the oars in the boat and tries to stretchs his fingers*
Uh oh.
*Starts to blow on his hands, and rubs then vigorously, and blows on them some more.*

Oh, you poor thing!

*Massages his hands, manipulating the fingers, untill they begin to feel a little less stiff.*

*hands her the pepsi*
ice?
no thanks *drinks*

*Starts to blow on his hands, and rubs then vigorously, and blows on them some more.*

Oh, you poor thing!

*Massages his hands, manipulating the fingers, untill they begin to feel a little less stiff.*
I-I'm okay.... really.

*feeling was slowly coming back to his hands. Smiles at Orchid taking care of his hands*

Maybe I'll just take you up on those pink gloves after all.

If you'll excuse me, I'll go now.
*gets up and disappears into the forest, where he walks to his camp. Lighting the fire he sits by it, warming his hands*

ooc: Don't follow him, I have to go so you won't get any replies.

No.... there were, other things. Tell the truth, Tinks never actually informed me fully of what happened. I know she tried to commit suicide though, so it must have been bad.
Mate, you don't want to know my opinion about Tisha. I think she enjoys entering into relationships more than actually being in them.

'Well to that I say who doesn't, but she did get pregnant twice, only once with someone she loved. And married we may not be, but she is the mother to Nairobi (an interesting name, but not one of her choice I assure you), and well- I love her so, stuck with her I'm afriad.'
He looked down into the water at his own face.
'Definitly'

k.
*drinks a bit more guinness then hops up on the bar and lies down*

If you'll excuse me, I'll go now.
*gets up and disappears into the forest, where he walks to his camp. Lighting the fire he sits by it, warming his hands*

ooc: Don't follow him, I have to go so you won't get any replies.

ooc: Ah, ok then, seeya later.

A point though, who thinks a waving smiley would be a good idea? Come on people

I-I'm okay.... really.

*feeling was slowly coming back to his hands. Smiles at Orchid taking care of his hands*

Maybe I'll just take you up on those pink gloves after all.
*Hands him her gloves, with a giggle*

There you go then!

Unless......na.

k.
*drinks a bit more guinness then hops up on the bar and lies down*
you comfortable there? maybe i could give you a foot massage :rolleyes:

[QUOT=

A point though, who thinks a waving smiley would be a good idea? Come on people[/QUOTE]
OOC

Yes, really good idea!

*wiggles his hands, still tingly, into the gloves awkwardly*

Unless.... what?
*raises an eyebrow*

the couch was too far away.:p

[QUOT=

A point though, who thinks a waving smiley would be a good idea? Come on people
OOC

Yes, really good idea![/QUOTE]

ooc: I like that quot :D


EDIT: Dear god, the quote thingy has gone MAD! MAD I TELLS YA!!!!!!
*runs off giggling*

the couch was too far away.:p
*laughs and shakes her head* saving your energy for something? ;)

*wiggles his hands, still tingly, into the gloves awkwardly*

Unless.... what?
*raises an eyebrow*
Probably a bad idea....

You maybe able to think of somewwhere warmer than my gloves....

*Giggles again.*

Like in your pocket maybe!

*tilts his head towards he and gives her a fairly seductive smirk*
wouldnt you like to know.

Probably a bad idea....

You maybe able to think of somewwhere warmer than my gloves....

*Giggles again.*

Like in your pocket maybe!
*laughs*
... oh.... MY pockets

*sits on his hands with a grin*

*walks in like it was just another day, makes his way up to the bar, near the prostrated gentleman*

Johnny Walker black please, neat.

*spits a chewed up fairy onto the guy on the bar*

*tilts his head towards he and gives her a fairly seductive smirk*
wouldnt you like to know.
*hops up onto the bar* as a matter of fact, yes i would!

*Hops over the bar, grabs the bottle he was looking for, walks over to the till drops a $50 on it and proceeds over to his corner*

*laughs*
... oh.... MY pockets

*sits on his hands with a grin*
You can put them in MY pockets if you want....they are very small though.
;)

You can put them in MY pockets if you want....they are very small though.
;)
*hugs Orchid and tries to put a hand in her pocket*

*cocks an eyebrow at her*
what's it worth to you?

*cocks an eyebrow at her*
what's it worth to you?
anything you want.............

well, theres quite an offer.
*smirks and runs a hand up her side to her neck*

*staggers in swearing and holding a bottle of bluish liquid. stats throwing chairs and tables around then sinks to his knees and takes a long drink from the bottle.*

*hugs Orchid and tries to put a hand in her pocket*
*Hugs him back*

Don't you even think about putting those icy hands down my neck.....

wowza.
*grabs tink and rols the both of them off and behind that bar to avoid a flying chair*

well, theres quite an offer.
*smirks and runs a hand up her side to her neck*
so what exactly do you want from me........? *crosses her legs causing her skirt to ride further up her thighs*

*staggers in swearing and holding a bottle of bluish liquid. stats throwing chairs and tables around then sinks to his knees and takes a long drink from the bottle.*


'Well, whatever is in that bottle, I bet it stains. Oh, and gets you royally gordan bennetted in 0-5 seconds but we all knew THAT.'

wowza.
*grabs tink and rols the both of them off and behind that bar to avoid a flying chair*
ow......what was that?

*blearaly pours some of the drink on to the floor then lights it on fire*

i have no idea. sorry about that.
*looks up at her laying on his chest*
comfy up there?

*staggers in swearing and holding a bottle of bluish liquid. stats throwing chairs and tables around then sinks to his knees and takes a long drink from the bottle.*
OOC: Nice enterence.

*Hugs him back*

Don't you even think about putting those icy hands down my neck.....
I'm not. Really.

*puts his hands up her back instead*

*blearaly pours some of the drink on to the floor then lights it on fire*
Calm down there friend thats alcohol abuse! We can't have that.

*blearaly pours some of the drink on to the floor then lights it on fire*

He stepped on the flame.
'Drink it, bathe in it, slosh it over other guests for all I care' He paused
'Well maybe the last one is off limits, but don't violate the fire code. How much exactly of that stuff have you had?' He sniffed the bottle and his eyes stung slightly

i have no idea. sorry about that.
*looks up at her laying on his chest*
comfy up there?
it's ok


*smiles* as a matter of fact, yes i am!

*winks and gently rolls her off*
time for that later. need to see if everyone's alright.
*pokes his head back over the bar*

He stepped on the flame.
'Drink it, bathe in it, slosh it over other guests for all I care' He paused
'Well maybe the last one is off limits, but don't violate the fire code. How much exactly of that stuff have you had?' He sniffed the bottle.

I only *hic* a little drink. gimme more to drunk.
*reaches for the bottle*

I'm not. Really.

*puts his hands up her back instead*
*Squeals, but doesn't pull away, and looks up at him*

Don't you think we should be away and exploring soon?

*drops back down*
nevermind. just another drunk.

*winks and gently rolls her off*
time for that later. need to see if everyone's alright.
*pokes his head back over the bar*
is it safe?

is it safe?
ya, no worries.

I only *hic* a little drink. gimme more to drunk.
*reaches for the bottle*

Stag guided his hand to the bottle and away from where it was reaching
'I'll take you grabbing for my crotch as a lack of hand eye co-ordination. Go easy on the stuff, I believe it can be used to kill insects. Actually' He took the bottle away
'I think you'd better sit down for a while' He slung the man over his shoulder and dumped him in a chair
'No throwing up now, although the chair may have a terrible colour selection it doesnt need any more.'

ya, no worries.
ok, but maybe we should just stay down here out of view for a while...........just in case

*Squeals, but doesn't pull away, and looks up at him*

Don't you think we should be away and exploring soon?
I am. Just not the lakeside.

*grins*

*staggers to his feet and looks around through grief clouded eyes*

ok, but maybe we should just stay down here out of view for a while...........just in case
sounds like a plan to me.

sounds like a plan to me.
ok, well where were we before we were so rudely interupted?

somewhere along the lines of...
*puts a hand around the back of her neck and pulls her in for a kiss*

*staggers over to the bar and spots tinks and demonic behinf the bar*
oops schrry...
*staggers away*

*puts her arms around his neck and kisses him*

*sticks his head out a window and barfs*

bloody drunks.
think the coast is clear now. shall we make a run for it?

*looks around and notices a dartboard*
*Walks over and begins to shoot a game*

*sticks his head out a window and barfs*
Good On Ya!

I am. Just not the lakeside.

*grins*
Well, your hands seem to be getting quite hot now.....

*Snuggles up a bit closer, the boat starting to sway...*

bloody drunks.
think the coast is clear now. shall we make a run for it?
ok

Well, your hands seem to be getting quite hot now.....

*Snuggles up a bit closer, the boat starting to sway...*
Remind me to cuddle up to you when I'm cold again.

*kisses Orchid*

theres an elevator in the kitchen right?

theres an elevator in the kitchen right?
yeah

*sits in a corner hiccuping. looking very pathetic*

theres an elevator in the kitchen right?

Nope, I ate it as I mistook it for a 2.5 foot sandwich whilst too tired to notice.

*Kisses himsoftly in return.*

I will do that......

race you to it.
*smirks and pushes through the door into the kitchen*

*stands up trying to compose himself and walks towards a chair but trips over nothing on the way and lands on his face*

*pulls out his hands again after licking Orchid on her cheek*
*picks up his oars*

Where to, my lady?

*sits in a corner hiccuping. looking very pathetic*
*Walks over to the bar, Mixes up some sort of cococsion and brings it to Mordred*

Here this'll kill the hiccups and steady the hands.

race you to it.
*smirks and pushes through the door into the kitchen*
*follows and overtakes, gets into the lift* beat ya!

*Walks over to the bar, Mixes up some sort of cococsion and brings it to Mordred*

Here this'll kill the hiccups and steady the hands.

*takes it and downs it quickly*
Danke fur alles *hic*

aye, that you did.
*winks and steps in, presses the highest button on the panel and waits till the door closes and they start moving, then presses the emergency stop button*

*pulls out his hands again after licking Orchid on her cheek*
*picks up his oars*

Where to, my lady?
Wherever you wish, m'Lord.

*Takes up her own oars again, and starts to row.*

aye, that you did.
*winks and steps in, presses the highest button on the panel and waits till the door closes and they start moving, then presses the emergency stop button*
hmmmmm.........looks like we're stuck ;) what do we do now?

*takes it and downs it quickly*
Danke fur alles *hic*
Bitte.

*looks around*

I think we'd better go back. I'm not looking forward to making this distance another three times.

*rows on one side only so the boat turns*

And... rooooow ;)
*pulls both oars through the water again*

hmmmmm.........looks like we're stuck ;) what do we do now?
hmm... that, i leave to your imagination.
*reaches up and unplugs the camera mounted in the corner*

*Makes another valiant attempt tro stand up and fails miserably*

*shrugs*
*looks around*
*walks outside to the hole he had dug yesterday*

*Starts to pull on the oars in time with LP....*

Yes, that would be rather a lot of rowing....

Paradise Club 40! This day of the formation of the First Reformed Church of Maxbarry, the Paradise Club retains the holy number! It is a sign of good will from Maxbarry! Praise Max! May the Protection of the Mods be Upon This Place!

hmm... that, i leave to your imagination.
*reaches up and unplugs the camera mounted in the corner*

*the security men who were watching the steaming up camera screen whilst whistling were dissapionted to find the show was cut short. They banged the side of the screen in the faint hope this would bring back thier show.*

*Starts to pull on the oars in time with LP....*

Yes, that would be rather a lot of rowing....
Next time we.... err... you'll steal a motorboat ;)
Naughty Orchid

Paradise Club 40! This day of the formation of the First Reformed Church of Maxbarry, the Paradise Club retains the holy number! It is a sign of good will from Maxbarry! Praise Max! May the Protection of the Mods be Upon This Place!

*stairs at him from the floor*
who da fug are yous?

hmm... that, i leave to your imagination.
*reaches up and unplugs the camera mounted in the corner*
*wraps her arms around his neck* are you sure it's wise to leave it up to my imagination?

*stairs at him from the floor*
who da fug are yous?

I am the Bishop of the First Reformed Church of Maxbarry. My name is Sam. :) Praise Max!

Next time we.... err... you'll steal a motorboat ;)
Naughty Orchid
We only "borrowed" it...remember.

We are going to put it back now....

*Grins sheepishly*

Does that make me a criminal too?

*smirks and draws her in for a kiss*

ooc : how long shall we have this one last?

We only "borrowed" it...remember.

We are going to put it back now....

*Grins sheepishly*

Does that make me a criminal too?
You are damn right you are, young lady. And when we're gonna get home it's a spanking and no TV for a week.

*smirks and draws her in for a kiss*

ooc : how long shall we have this one last?
ooc: i dunno

You are damn right you are, young lady. And when we're gonna get home it's a spanking and no TV for a week.
I don't care about the TV....but a spanking!!!!!
:eek:

I am the Bishop of the First Reformed Church of Maxbarry. My name is Sam. :) Praise Max!

*lies back down*
weirdow *hic*

ooc : oh well. we'll just do this.

ic : *after awhile the elevator starts moving again and, once it again reaches the kitchen, the camera feed returns and they walk out of it*

ooc: Weeeeeeell, I believe I'v made enough cheesy comments for one day. Ciao all.

ooc: Weeeeeeell, I believe I'v made enough cheesy comments for one day. Ciao all.

ooc: see yas

I don't care about the TV....but a spanking!!!!!
:eek:
It was gonna be two spankings, but I love you too much for it ;)

*Jon stared into the flames glumly, then turned away from the overpowering heat*

a few more hours of this and I'll be there
*lights a smoke and returns to burrowing*

It was gonna be two spankings, but I love you too much for it ;)
I'm glad about that....

Two spankings eh?
;)

*walks out into the bar straightening her hair and clothes*

*walks out a minute after and returns to his laying on the bar, taking up his guinness and gulping some down*

I'm glad about that....

Two spankings eh?
;)
Hmmm. I can still change my mind.

*laughs and pulls the oars once more*

*looks back*
PC here we come!

*walks out a minute after and returns to his laying on the bar, taking up his guinness and gulping some down*
too tired to make it to the sofa?

na. the bar's closer to a refil.

ahhhhh, always thinking! not just a pretty face, eh?

OOC:
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday dear Orchid,
Happy birthday to you!

Yes guys, its Orchids birthday! Mazal tov Orchid!

OOC:
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday dear Orchid,
Happy birthday to you!

Yes guys, its Orchids birthday! Mazal tov Orchid!
OOC: It is? Or just where you live?

ahhhhh, always thinking! not a pretty face, eh?
ooc: much better! There was a word that didn't fit in there!:p

ooc : for she's a jolly good fellow
for she's a jolly good fellow,
for she's a jolly good fellow,
oh wait... she aint a guy.:p
Happy b-day Orchid.

ic : what can i say. i'm a full package.

OOC: It is? Or just where you live?
*Blushes...*

Yes, It's my birthday......

Thanks Jon...Dem.... :rolleyes:

*Blushes...*

Yes, It's my birthday......
*makes balloon animals and throws confetti all around*

Congrats! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

ooc: much better! There was a word that didn't fit in there!:p
ooc: haha!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ORCHID!!!!! :fluffle:

ooc : for she's a jolly good fellow
for she's a jolly good fellow,
for she's a jolly good fellow,
oh wait... she aint a guy.:p
Happy b-day Orchid.

ic : what can i say. i'm a full package.
no need for modesty here DF

Thanks Jon...Dem.... :rolleyes:
ooc : lots of love kiddo. :D

*crowns (http://peiwen.w.tripod.com/activities/0217.htm) Orchid*

*As the oat came to a stop outside the club...there were sounds of welcome from within*

OOC
or something :rolleyes:

*sighs and gets up, then walks back to PC, getting himself a water from the bar. Looks at Dem and Tinks then smirks*
I left you for an hour and already you're finished.

*crowns (http://peiwen.w.tripod.com/activities/0217.htm) Orchid*
:D
Love it thanks.....

What you meant was...
*crowns Orchid*
http://img26.exs.cx/img26/1277/picture841le.jpg



*hides before Tinks can find him*

ooc : lots of love kiddo. :D
OOC
:D ta....

*As the oat came to a stop outside the club...there were sounds of welcome from within*

OOC
or something :rolleyes:
*ties the boat back to where it was*

*hops out and helps Orchid climb on shore*
Ey! O!, Let's go!

What you meant was...
*crowns Orchid*
http://img26.exs.cx/img26/1277/picture841le.jpg



*hides before Tinks can find him*
that one is one of a kind ;)

(the crown too)

*sighs and gets up, then walks back to PC, getting himself a water from the bar. Looks at Dem and Tinks then smirks*
I left you for an hour and already you're finished.
well if you think you can do any better i'm willing to give it a go ;)

What you meant was...
*crowns Orchid*
http://img26.exs.cx/img26/1277/picture841le.jpg




OOC
Looks just like me :rolleyes: :D

thought you didnt like modest.

What you meant was...
*crowns Orchid*
http://img26.exs.cx/img26/1277/picture841le.jpg



*hides before Tinks can find him*
it's ok, Orchid can have it for the night :D

well if you think you can do any better i'm willing to give it a go ;)
Hmm.... Watch it, maybe I will!
*smirks and moves over to a couch*

*ties the boat back to where it was*

*hops out and helps Orchid climb on shore*
Ey! O!, Let's go!
*Her legs are all wobbly now...too long at sea!...*

*Clings onto LP, as though her life depends on it....*

*smirks to himself but holds his tounge*

thought you didnt like modest.well you don't really have much you need to be modest about

*closet door opens slightly, and Sage looks around*

Is Gael near?

*winks at tink and slides off the bar*
not as of yet sage. why do you ask?

*Her legs are all wobbly now...too long at sea!...*

*Clings onto LP, as though her life depends on it....*
*catches Orchid*

Are you okay? No sea legs, ej?

*lifts Orchid back on her feet*
I could carry you.... if you want....

it's ok, Orchid can have it for the night :D
OOC
Wouldn't dream of it Tinks.......It's all yours.....

*puts on some music and dances*





(ooc: your loss Orchid)

*winks at tink and slides off the bar*
not as of yet sage. why do you ask?
She murdered me and tried to finish me off for good last night