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Just wondering who would be your favourite character in the Simpsons not including any of the Simpson Family. Some of the quieter roles in the program.

Hans Moleman

The guy who says yessssss

Mr Burns. Nobody compares to Mr Burns.
Excellent....

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

personally, i think gill is the best. Comic Book Guy is class and Moe is hilarious

Barney

Otto is awesome. he's the guy i'd choose to hang out with if i ever got sucked in to my TV one day.

Troy McLure :)

Willie.

But on another note, I did once name one of my plants (a fern) Side Show Bob - it fit so well!

have people forgoton about lenny and caral
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Troy McLure :)

that is one of my favorate too!

Disco Stu

Ralph Wiggum or ..

Duffman :)

"Duffman is a cautious cat"


edit: Or grandpa simpson

Principle Skinner

Mr Burns is a brilliant character, and Willie is a great one for just being plain amusing.

Only one other mention of Ralph? Ralph is the best, followed closely by Mr. Burns and then Willie.

Grandpa, He was part of the Hellfish in WWII, what more could you want.

Docter Nick

"Hi everybody!"
"Hi Docter Nick!"

Jeff Albertson aka Comic Book Guy.

Duffman :D "Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem", Chief Wiggum, and Disco Stu (I know a guy who is Disco Stu, he's fantastic :D)

Oh, and Homer of course!

Moe.

And Mr Burns.

Best character? Major Quimby!

Only one other mention of Ralph? Ralph is the best, followed closely by Mr. Burns and then Willie.
Yeah! Ralph IS the best.
"The purple berries taste like burning." :D

really hate to kill the mood of this thread, but i have to find out.

...am i the only one that finds the simpsons unfunny?

Why, O.J., of course...

really hate to kill the mood of this thread, but i have to find out.

...am i the only one that finds the simpsons unfunny?

Nope. Hasn't so much as raised a knowing titter from this quarter since the elder Bush held office.

The show jumped the shark when Homer went into space. Now they just collect paycheques...

Nope. Hasn't so much as raised a knowing titter from this quarter since the elder Bush held office.

The show jumped the shark when Homer went into space. Now they just collect paycheques...

eh, but i never really found it funny at all.

oh, and jumped the shark... ha, i love that phrase.

Geez... favourite character... I think Ralph, and Professor Frink. Thing is, none of them really out-stand for me.

I still find the Simpsons funny, but Futurama is better. Hands down.

I still find the Simpsons funny, but Futurama is better. Hands down.

Yet Fox still cancelled it.

Always with the haters. Go be into something, you joyless husks...

Anyway....

Arnie Eye in the Sky-"When's my time Kent?" "I don't have a camera that can see into peoples souls, Kent." Theres a dig at Kent Brokman in there too, but I can't remember it.

Side Show Mel is pretty damn funny.

Definately Ralph. (or maybe Professor Frink)

"Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!"

"My cat's breath smells like cat food" is still my standard line when I don't understand questions asked to me. Ralph rules.

Also, Troy McClure (and all of Phil Hartman's characters) kicked ass!

"Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such public service videos as "Designated Drivers, the Lifesaving Nerds" and "Phony Tornado Alarms Reduce Readiness.""

Professer John Frink

One of his creations: "Why! Why was I programmed to feel pain!"

-----------------

Frink: "Youv'e got to listen to me. Elementary Chaos theory states that all robots will eventually turn against their masters and run amock in an orgy of blood and vilonce and pain and biting with the metal teeth and the hurting and shoving"

aid: "how much time do we have professer?"

Frink: "Well according to my calculations the robots wont go berserk for at least 24 hours"

*Robot stangles aid*

Frink: "Oh I forgot to...carry the 1"

Difficult question. Definitely one of the following.

Homer
Ralph
Professor Frink
Comic book guy

Scorpio!
He controls the Eastern Sea Board!

Comic Book guy Quote
"How do you feel about 45 year old virgins that still live with their parents?"
Lady
"Comb the Pop Tarts out of your beard and your on!"
Comic Book Guy
"Dont try to change me babe!"

Main Characters Homer
"No Marge trying is the first step to failure"
Not perfectly correct but
"I think Mr Smithers picked me because every one says they have to work harder when im around!"

Hans Springfield
"A noble spirit embiggins the smallest man!"
Ms Hoover
"I never heard that before moving to Springfield!
Mrs Krabople(SP)-Crabapple
"I dont know why its a perfectly crumbulent word!"

Lionel Hutz, lawyer.

"I can't believe its a lawfirm!"

There are soooo many good characters on the Simpsons. So I'll have to go with Chief Wiggum.

Marge Simpson: "Hello, 911? My husband is trying to kill us. Over!"

Chief Wiggum: *turns off radio* Phew! "Am I glad that's over."

Mr Burns. Nobody compares to Mr Burns.
Excellent....Yep, Mr Burns is definitely the best.

Lionel Hutz, lawyer.

"I can't believe its a lawfirm!"
Ha thats nothing ive seen one that advertises High impact legally and its got a boxing glove on it!

Lionel Hutz
Hutz Huts His reality firm!
We need mre Lionel in this world!

http://www.rob-clarkson.com/duff-brewery/bleedinggumsmurphy/01.jpg

"Lisa, get away from that jazz-man!"

the late bleeding gumbs murphey... or the hippy from dirtfirst that lisa had a crush on

Bart's Evil Twin.

But lately, the last 2 or 3 seasons of the simpsons have sucked, i love tje simpsons seasons from about 1-12, but after that it went downhill. I dont watch the new ones anymore, just my dvd's and what comes on the WB.

the hippy from dirtfirst that lisa had a crush on

You mean the 3rd level vegan? He wouldn't eat anything that cast a shadow.

You mean the 3rd level vegan? He wouldn't eat anything that cast a shadow.
thats the one, i especially like the idea of pocketmulching... "ooh its so decomposed..."

Just wondering who would be your favourite character in the Simpsons not including any of the Simpson Family. Some of the quieter roles in the program.

Two actually = = =
(1) Moleman
(2) Moe

Love all of them but outside the family, those two are my favorites.

Abu. Gotta love the acent. "Thank you com again!"

"Get the hell out of my store or I shoot you."
(Homer screams and runs out of the stoor)

"Thank you come again!"

And if not abu, then deffinatly either Mr. Burns or Krusty the Clown.

Either Snake or Ralph ^.^

Abu. Gotta love the acent. "Thank you com again!"

"Get the hell out of my store or I shoot you."
(Homer screams and runs out of the stoor)

"Thank you come again!"

And if not abu, then deffinatly either Mr. Burns or Krusty the Clown.
its apu, abu is the monkey from alladin

Either Snake or Ralph ^.^

Snake is god!

Hehe... I like everyone! They're all so dysfunctional!

Jasper, hands down.

Ralph! "My cat's breath smalls like cat food."

Jasper, hands down.

Who's Jasper?

Dr. Nick Riviera.

"Hi, everybody!"

really hate to kill the mood of this thread, but i have to find out.

...am i the only one that finds the simpsons unfunny?

????????????? I still think it's hilarious, and I'm 45, what's with that?

Ralph, This taste like Grandma...
Chief Wiggums, That doesn't taste like Grandma...wait it does taste like grandma...

Homer is the best, He's just like me, Donuts, Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Lionel Hutz, Attorney of Law.

"Uh, You Honour, do I still get paid for this?"

"You Honour, I move for a ...bad court... thingy."
"You mean a mis-trial?"
"Yeah, that's why you're the judge and I'm the... law talking guy."
"The lawyer."
"Right."

or the hippy from dirtfirst that lisa had a crush on


Jesse Grass, who if I remember correctly was voiced by Joshua Jackson.

Best character? Major Quimby!

"vote Quimby!"...yeah, he's among the funniest in my opinion. Also, I like the spanish bee that features every once in a while, you know "ay ay ay!" ...hmm, what's his name, anyone? :rolleyes:

I'm going with everyone who said Ralph *g* "I'm Idaho!"

"vote Quimby!"...yeah, he's among the funniest in my opinion. Also, I like the spanish bee that features every once in a while, you know "ay ay ay!" ...hmm, what's his name, anyone? :rolleyes:


Without mayor Quimby
This town would really stink
we wouldn't have our tireyard
or midsized roller rink
we would have our gallows
or shiny bigfoot traps
It's not the mayor's fault that the stadium collapsed

Vote Quimby. If you were running for mayor he'd vote for you.

Abu. Gotta love the acent. "Thank you com again!"

"Get the hell out of my store or I shoot you."
(Homer screams and runs out of the stoor)

"Thank you come again!"

And if not abu, then deffinatly either Mr. Burns or Krusty the Clown.

another one's

"thank you for droping by, see you in hell!"

Duffman.

OOOOOHHH YEAH!!!!

oh, and Side-Show Mel. I love the way he speaks.

And Nelson. Haw haw!

Homer simpson.

Doooooghnuuuuuuutsssssss :D :D :D :D

And the "D'oh!" :D

Homer simpson.

Doooooghnuuuuuuutsssssss :D :D :D :D

And the "D'oh!" :D

It said outside the family.

While I'm here, Ralph. Can't beat his randomness.

Definitely Barney -

Hey, fishies!

Moe Syzslac. He's a surgeon.