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A worst moment?
I was on top the pyramid of the Sun in Mexico when I witnessed a 40ish man have a worst moment. He had a sudden bout of tourista (read explosive diarhea) while wearing white cotton slacks. Beshatted & crap running down his legs he turned to the dozen of us atop the temple and said, "The only positive side of this is that I don't know any of you & will never see you again -ever!". How about you? A worst moment story -not saddest, but awkward,embarassing, or funny?

Worst moment?

I guess for me is getting into an accident at the theme park. Got my foot stuck and chopped pretty badly in a moving escalator. Spent half a year in hospital, had like 200+ stitches, microsurgery where they removed necessary veins and stuff from the muscle near my ribs, and skin from my thigh.

What they did do, was pay for my entire hospital bill. And Rm200k for damages. (Which is about USD 52k), not much. It happened 10 years ago.

Would have sued for millions if only the stupid legal system here works.

i was on a ride on Blackpool South Pier sat with my step sister whilst my sister and her friend were behind us, and it wasn't a very nice ride, it spins you round which i normally like rides like that but i kept whacking my head which hurt and also i was trying to stop my stepsister from hurting her head so it was hurting my hand too. there was this woman sat opposite us and suddenly she went unconscious and was laid across the 2 seats so i start shouting at the guy to stop the ride but he just thought i was cheering until eventually he saw the woman and stopped the ride so they dragged the woman off, whilst leaving me trapped on the ride with my stepsister screaming 'she's dead!' in my ear over and over, then the woman had a fit and it was horrible, it was really scary, i had to sit on the ride and watch for about 20 mins before they let me off

Wow, foot trapped in moving elevator, that's nasty. :eek:

I've got tons of emberassing storys, but to complie with the first post, three words:



the worst diarhea - car-trip in France - French toilets

I was playing cello solo at a recital and I fucked up pretty badly on stage, that was quite embarassing

Ooh, ooh, me again!

Let's see, one I haven't posted before.

Once I was riding my scooter and I had to piss. After a time, I finally found a decent place. I pulled over and walked a while in an small road. When I was doing my stuff I heard barking, something that sounded as a gunshot and I wasn't so comfortely about the fact that there was an open field either. Never finished a piss so fast. And I pissed on my shoes. :(

Ow and I fell three times wwith that scooter, in a half year.

Keeping the big ones for later. :p

I have a fair few embarressing stories, a couple to do with bicycles. Biggest injury I ever got was a large bruise. Biggest damage I ever did to the bicycle was to get fracture the frame and bend the fork and wheels. I won't go into detail. but at least two involved stationary objects and I wasn't looking in the right direction.

I worked on a set-net salmon fishing site in Alaska, USA. During the night a bloated, nasty whale carcass drifted into the net. Ribs sticking out and a smell you could catch from 200 yards -mega NASTY. Being the 'Newbie", I was sent out to untangle the thing. Chest deep in water, I attempted to not breathe... I went to grab onto the corpse, and my arm went right through it. There was nothing to grab except skeleton, the whale was so rotten that when I pulled my arm back -it was coated with sticky, yellow goo! That is when I started to barf. It took almost an hour to untangle that floating mass of putrid whale...I puked the whole time, but got the job done. A WORST moment for sure.

Getting myself lost in Germany. That sucked, for a while.

Getting my arms caught in a combine, and having them ripped off from my body!

Maybe half of the readers can relate to this one? Nothing worse than being 15 yrs. old in school & being asked to go infront of the class & do a problem on the chalkboard...when you've got an erection. Bad boner city. Ouch! :eek:

They've tied me with tape at school this friday.

Arms ripped off!? Are you from North Dakota -and how are you typing?

When i was young i used to have rather bad travel sickness. On the way back from a school trip i was feeling kind of nauseous and kept asking for the bus to stop. I was only 8 at the time and a bit of a troublemaker so they thought i was just faking and never stopped till we got back. So I want to rush to the toilets to barf cleanly but only get as far as the steps of the bus. I puke all over them so the embarrasing thing was, everyone on the bus had to climb over my puke to get off.

A worst moment?
I was on top the pyramid of the Sun in Mexico when I witnessed a 40ish man have a worst moment. He had a sudden bout of tourista (read explosive diarhea) while wearing white cotton slacks. Beshatted & crap running down his legs he turned to the dozen of us atop the temple and said, "The only positive side of this is that I don't know any of you & will never see you again -ever!". How about you? A worst moment story -not saddest, but awkward,embarassing, or funny?
ugh these are all horrible :D

a bad one for me is a short story. i ate a bad sandwich on the trip to Germany (from UK) to see family. we got to my aunt's and i wasn't feeling _that_ good. she opens the door, says hi, i open my mouth to say "hi" back and guess what came out?.....

and it keeps going ;) ... so i ran to the bathroom making something of a mess all the way down the hall, on the floor & rugs and walls. it was so fucking awful.
was about 7 or 8 at the time fyi

Wow my most embarassing moments is nothing compared to you guys. But oh well

this happened I was chilling with my friend, and she was online checking out some pictures. When I saw a picture of some fine ass girl, and I asked her who that fine ass girl was. Well it happened to be her in some party in aruba or something, preety freaking embarrassing by my standards

Maybe half of the readers can relate to this one? Nothing worse than being 15 yrs. old in school & being asked to go infront of the class & do a problem on the chalkboard...when you've got an erection. Bad boner city. Ouch! :eek:
I dunno - I used to take great pride in walking to the front of the class showing off my 'manly bulge' - it was fun, it broke the tension. ;)

Fishing for salmon on the Kenaii River in Alaska, USA: It was a slow day, no catching the kings in the river. A bald eagle caught a fish not 20 feet from where we were moored and promptly perched in the tree above us, dropping scales & guts into our boat. Bad fishing, I had to piss & hopped ashore. I was taking a leak & admiring the forest when I looked down...there were 6 mosquitoes on my penis!! In reaction mode (no reasoning involved), I slapped the critters. In the process, doubled my self over in pain, peed on my hand, leg & trousers...and pretty much had a worst moment.

Getting my arms caught in a combine, and having them ripped off from my body!

INSANE!!!!

my friend's embarrassing story:

i have a friend who moved to Tenerife with her mum and stepdad and she comes back here to see her dad during school holidays, she's only 14. One night, about a week before she was coming over, her dad was at this party and my mate Si was there, he's 19, he went up to him and they were just talking, and Si just dropped into conversation 'apparently there's some fit bird coming over from Tenerife', this was a couple of weeks after Si had been caught in bed with a 13 year old girl

INSANE!!!!
Johnny Wadd's just messing with you.

*shakes head* damn.

That sucks.. I've lost respect for Johnny Wadd.. well.. never had any since he's VietNam thread. :p

Shortly after my parent's divorce, my Father went on a drinking binge. Instead of getting a Christmas tree, he dragged out a styrofoam cone from my Mom's craft stuff. It was about 3 feet high & green. He proceeded to lop off some pine branches from the tree in front of our house & stick them willy-nilly into the cone. He then draped it with enough yard lights and tinsel to cover a 10 ft. tree. The clincher was when he cut a star for the top out of a Budweiser beer can. That was the "Tree"...proudly displayed in the dining room. I used to hide it after school so that my friends wouldn't see it, then replace it before my Father got home. It was the worst Christmas...
Things got better.

Shortly after my parent's divorce, my Father went on a drinking binge. Instead of getting a Christmas tree, he dragged out a styrofoam cone from my Mom's craft stuff. It was about 3 feet high & green. He proceeded to lop off some pine branches from the tree in front of our house & stick them willy-nilly into the cone. He then draped it with enough yard lights and tinsel to cover a 10 ft. tree. The clincher was when he cut a star for the top out of a Budweiser beer can. That was the "Tree"...proudly displayed in the dining room. I used to hide it after school so that my friends wouldn't see it, then replace it before my Father got home. It was the worst Christmas...
Things got better.


awww.....how sad!


but your other two stories are funny as hell

I was in Pakistan doing a survey when I visited a house/hovel. Anyhow, the woman of the house was very nice...tried her best to make strangers welcome. Unfortunatly, the place was Worst...she offered food. (It is a considerable insult to refuse anything offered) When our interpreter relayed, "what would you like?", I really had to think... I must add that the chickens & goats were living in the house & I am used to squallor, but this was NASTY. I gave it a good look, then replied: "a boiled egg". The matron cooked one up then peeled it -leaving it all covered in black dirty finger gook. When she saw me look a bit appauled, she popped the egg in her mouth to wash it...then extended it proudly (now clean). I graciously took the egg & ate it, thanking her hospitality. But, Damn...I was thinking that was the worst meal ever. :(

sweet jesus duck! you have had way too many ''worst moments"!

i , fortunately, never get embarrassed. i also am very lucky not to have a lot of bad things happen to me either. there is one story, involving me, shower singing, a hidden camera, and a large party. the story, and its resulting revenge, can be found on that brutal honest thread
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=393854&page=36&pp=15
post #535 on that page.
i am far too lazy to type all of that again.

I dunno - I used to take great pride in walking to the front of the class showing off my 'manly bulge' - it was fun, it broke the tension. ;)
Hmm. Me being TS, erections in public are one of the most embarrasing that could happen to me.
:(

Last night Donovan McNabb throws and interception to Bruschi which ends up setting up the Viniateri field goal, which ultimately wins the game for the Patriots. Worst moment ever.

Last night Donovan McNabb throws and interception to Bruschi which ends up setting up the Viniateri field goal, which ultimately wins the game for the Patriots. Worst moment ever.
for some of us, that would constitute the best moment ever.

for some of us, that would constitute the best moment ever.
And for me, that would constitute a "Hmm? Who's this McNabb guy?" moment.

And for me, that would constitute a "Hmm? Who's this McNabb guy?" moment.
hahahahahaha. football. you either love it or get it mixed up with soccer.

i , fortunately, never get embarrassed. i also am very lucky not to have a lot of bad things happen to me either. there is one story, involving me, shower singing, a hidden camera, and a large party. the story, and its resulting revenge, can be found on that brutal honest thread
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=393854&page=36&pp=15
post #535 on that page.
i am far too lazy to type all of that again.
Holy shit - - - you are officially the cruelest person I know - that's really disturbing! :eek:

Holy shit - - - you are officially the cruelest person I know - that's really disturbing! :eek:
no way. me naked on a large screen is officially the cruelest thing ever. they knew how frigging modest i am.....

Holy shit - - - you are officially the cruelest person I know - that's really disturbing! :eek:

Heh heh...it's cruel yet brilliant...

no way. me naked on a large screen is officially the cruelest thing ever. they knew how frigging modest i am.....
Oh I'm not saying they didn't deserve some punishment, but smearing some guys love butter on your face. I mean thats just... well, ewwww....

i , fortunately, never get embarrassed. i also am very lucky not to have a lot of bad things happen to me either. there is one story, involving me, shower singing, a hidden camera, and a large party. the story, and its resulting revenge, can be found on that brutal honest thread
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=393854&page=36&pp=15
post #535 on that page.
i am far too lazy to type all of that again.
:eek: Lol that is sick. Your pals probably got AIDS all over their faces.

This may sound kind of rude, but I find pleasure in other people's pain. So, basically I just logged on to this thread just to read about other's horrible experiences. But now that I look at it, I realize that nothing I could possibly think of could ever top the stories that have been posted on this thread. But I'll add my two cents, just for fun.

Basically I've been to Washington D.C. twice, both times on a tour bus. The second time was awesome, except for the ending. Now, I usually don't get motion sickness, in fact I'm one of the only members of my family that can read a book in the car, and be not in the least affected. But before my group departed, we went out to eat at a pizza place. I ordered a mini pizza with mushrooms (stupid, stupid, stupid). I love mushrooms, and they had never done me wrong in the past, but on the way home they sure did. Ten hours spent with the puke smell lingering about all around me, and the whole bus smelled as well. I know that we all have our "puke horror stories" to tell, but at the time I definitely was mortified. At least I learned a valuable lesson, no wait, there was no lesson, I don't know, I guess I'm walking away empty handed.

Anyway, there you go. At least I can say I tried.

i , fortunately, never get embarrassed. i also am very lucky not to have a lot of bad things happen to me either. there is one story, involving me, shower singing, a hidden camera, and a large party. the story, and its resulting revenge, can be found on that brutal honest thread
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=393854&page=36&pp=15
post #535 on that page.
i am far too lazy to type all of that again.

Man thats just....sick. Did they actually manage to laugh about it afterwards?

i , fortunately, never get embarrassed. i also am very lucky not to have a lot of bad things happen to me either. there is one story, involving me, shower singing, a hidden camera, and a large party. the story, and its resulting revenge, can be found on that brutal honest thread
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=393854&page=36&pp=15
post #535 on that page.
i am far too lazy to type all of that again.
:eek: OMG that's brilliant and gross :D

My episode will never be as embarassing as yours.
It takes place in a school trip.
I was with some of my friends in the room the professor assigned us, I was in the bathroom and I was having a shower.
Room's number tags weren't glued, and a guy of my class replaced the number of our room with a girls room.
The girls came in, and I was unaware of their presence until they opened the bathroom and they saw me totally naked. We stared into each other eyes for several seconds, then they stared to Something else.

no way. me naked on a large screen is officially the cruelest thing ever. they knew how frigging modest i am.....
Yup, it wasn't nice of them. I think yours was worse then theirs.

Worst moment for me was when my fiance, to whom I had been engaged for a little over a year, gave me back my ring and told me she had another guy. Happened 29 years ago and it still hurts to remember it. Been married 28 years but have never forgot her.