NationStates Jolt Archive

I do. I need distraction or something.

I don't have anybody to talk to at the moment IRL, so I figured talking to people here is better than nothing.

So, if you have time to spare, say something! Please!
Something funny, something serious, something random, anything.

Or, if you're feeling sinister, you could feed my addiction to webcomics by providing links to them.

Wow. Why the hell did I just quote a B&S song for no reason?
"If You're Feeling Sinister"...
I would surmise that it's because I am lacking in the life department, but it's open to conjecture...

what did the buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

make me one with everything.

what did the hot dog vendor say when the buddhist asked for his change?

change comes from within.




why don't buddhists vacuum in corners?

because they have no attachments.

I feel like shit.

*pinches you* Feel fine to me.....

Wanna lick my eyeball?

Ummmmmmmm, no, not really.

Branin, he didn't say that.

Ummmmmmmm, no, not really.
Hee.
Yes!
I believe that's the fourth time that somebody's responded to my sig.
:fluffle:

Duck cocks. They're orange, you know. (http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2003-09-03&res=l)

Ants are the most populous animal on the planet, as well as the most highly evolved. All of order Hymenoptera is considered the most evolved of all insect orders. Driver ants are probably the most deadly biotic entity in the world, able to stip things down to nothing but bone and the unsavoury parts. Bullet ants are the only ant to forage individually, by virtue of the fact that their stings hurt like nothing else. Just one sting on your hand can cause your entire arm to swell to an insane size and hurt like nothing else for days. I love entomology, especially myrmecology.

how many astronmers does it take to change a lightbulb?


none. astronomers aren't afraid of the dark.

Branin, he didn't say that.
I believe you mean "she didn't say that".
And it's in my sig.

Neo's a girl? Wow.

Branin, he didn't say that.
:confused: Didn't say what?
Branin is the master. Bow to him.
Why thank you.

I ....she....
And it's in my sig.
:fluffle: Feel better? Probably not. Branin fluffles tend to scare people and make things worse :( *cries*

Neo's a girl? Wow.
Yeah, I was surprised too.

Neo's a girl? Wow.
Heh heh. I can't believe you never noticed, especially since parts of her sig are PINK! LOL :D

:fluffle: Feel better? Probably not. Branin fluffles tend to scare people and make things worse :( *cries*
Don't worry, I'm about as disturbed as they come, so you probably can't make anything any worse.
:fluffle:

Don't worry, I'm about as disturbed as they come, so you probably can't make anything any worse.
:fluffle:
Phew. Thats a relief. :p

I feel like shit.
I can guarantee that you're feeling better than every native Philadelphian. :(

Yeah, I was surprised too.
You weren't so much surprised as epiphanic, I'd wager.

Web Comics:
[URL=http://www.bobandgeorge.com/Archive/Apr001.html]

If you set your head on fire you might feel better - or it would distract you from anything you feel currently.

Heh heh. I can't believe you never noticed, especially since parts of her sig are PINK! LOL :D
On the topic of pink, my uncle always liked pink. He always acted funny too, always staring at guys when we were out places. If he weren't married to my aunt, I would have sworn he was gey.

Hell, he hung out with the bikers in all their leather and stuff. They scared me. Especially since two of them were at his house once, and I thought one of them was going to kill me when I accidentally scared him.

Okay, that was an odd reminiscence.

I feel plesently numb, or rather I did, until a few months ago

You weren't so much surprised as epiphanic, I'd wager.
Grr. Long words.
Neither my headache nor my hormone withdrawal is helping me remember what "epiphany" means, so it's time to go get a dictionary.

Huh. I suppose epiphanic sounds about right.
Hell of a lot better than surprised.

I feel plesently numb, or rather I did, until a few months ago
Wait, I thought we'd been over this whole comfortably numb business before. It's not so pleasant, because I say so.

I can guarantee that you're feeling better than every native Philadelphian. :(
What happened to Philadelphia?
Are they all having their hormones withheld too?
:p

Wait, I thought we'd been over this whole comfortably numb business before. It's not so pleasant, because I say so.
yes, we hav ebeen over the issue, and it isn't as pleasant as is let on

because I say so.
Hee.
:D

What happened to Philadelphia?
Are they all having their hormones withheld too?
:p
Nah, just our sports teams are all cursed. :(

Well, I shouldn't really say that - the Eagles did finally get to the Super Bowl, and exceeded most people's expectations, even if they still lost. Plus, they should have pretty much the same team next year, just with more experience, so presumably they won't make the kind of stupid mistakes (letting the clock run for too many huddles, etc.) that they made tonight.

Hee.
:D
I guess it cheered you up a little, so thats good, to bad you can't do anything about my cold

I can guarantee that you're feeling better than every native Philadelphian. :(
Eagles fans scare me. I love the eagles (not as much as the Pats), but their fans scare me.

Heck, philly sports fans in general scare me. The eagles stadium has it's own magistrate and holding cells. Couple years ago, they booed some umps for stoping the game when one had a heart attack. In the 60's they booed santa clause.

WAIT! i just remembered! Neo check my sig, where it says something about poland! that is interesting, at least I think, plus I'm trying to whore it out to as many people as possible

to bad you can't do anything about my cold
Those godforsaken retroviruses are traitorous. I was going about supporting them, then they had to go and make me sick. Last I support you, Ebola. YOU HEAR ME? LAST TIME!!!

Those godforsaken retroviruses are traitorous. I was going about supporting them, then they had to go and make me sick. Last I support you, Ebola. YOU HEAR ME? LAST TIME!!!
*hand Gnostikos a soap box*:D

Those godforsaken retroviruses are traitorous. I was going about supporting them, then they had to go and make me sick. Last I support you, Ebola. YOU HEAR ME? LAST TIME!!!
yes damn them! DAMN THEM TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!

WAIT! i just remembered! Neo check my sig, where it says something about poland! that is interesting, at least I think, plus I'm trying to whore it out to as many people as possible
o.O

Invading Poland with 5 men...
It's so half-assed, it might actually work!

o.O

Invading Poland with 5 men...
It's so half-assed, it might actually work!
half assed, but fun

half assed, but fun
I'd bet.

Or, if you're feeling sinister, you could feed my addiction to webcomics by providing links to them.
That was a stupid invitation. However, I'm perfectly glad to oblige

http://10kcommotion.com/

http://thelounge.keenspace.com/

http://ghost2138.org

http://bleedman.snafu-comics.com/

http://grim.snafu-comics.com/

http://www.sluggy.com

Neo's a girl? Wow.

I had suspected so at times but never had the guts to ask. Some people get really offended if you ask their gender online. I guess either b/c they think it should be obvious or they think I'm asking so I can be sexist. I really think gender sould be listed under profile, though. If nothing else, it lets you know which pronoun to use to refer to a person.

PS: Hope you cheer up. :fluffle:

http://angryflower.com/archive.html

Schrodinger's Fridge is a pretty good one to start with.

:p Hell, at 56 I not only feel like shit, I LOOK like shit! Then again, I always did, so what am I complaining about?

http://www.altermeta.com

http://aido.furvect.com

http://www.alpha-shade.com/

http://pnhcomic.com/chibi/index.php

http://www.chugworth.com/

http://www.jadephoenix.org/fwf/

http://www.orneryboy.com/

http://www.radioactivepanda.com/

http://ravekitty.keenspace.com/

http://www.sparepartscomics.com/

http://www.supermegatopia.com/comics.htm

www.elftor.com
www.ctrlaltdel-online.com

Duck cocks. They're orange, you know. (http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2003-09-03&res=l)

.

WOW! I never knew that!

Time to plug some webcomics!

http://www.giantitp.com/cgi-bin/GiantITP/ootscript - The Order of the Stick! (DnD humor)

http://www.squidi.net/ A Modest Destiny and The Spaceship Destiny (I think you'd like this one, judging by the sense of humor I've seen in your posts.)

http://www.gigaville.com/comic.php Gigaville! (Metal Gear Solid humor, helps if you played the game)

http://www.vgcats.com/ VGCats (random video game humor)

http://www.bash.org/ The biggest waste of time ever seen, Bash.org! IRC quotes. (Side note, not a comic. Just IRC quotes)

I hope I provided at least one new one!

damnit, thanks to whoever got me addicted to penny-arcarde again. i'll be up all night.

browsing through, i thought this was mildly funny.
http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2003-06-30&res=l

Not even a tenth of my reading list I think..

http://shortpacked.itswalky.com/
http://www.nukees.com/
http://abbysagency.us/
http://www.schlockmercenary.com/
http://www.errantstory.com/
and many more on http://www.keenspot.com

http://www.soapylemon.com/
http://namirdeiter.com/
http://yumpop.keenspace.com/

http://www.dragon-mango.com/
http://www.robandelliot.com/
http://www.felaxx.com/
http://www.italyishida.com/comic.php
http://www.megatokyo.com/
http://www.MacHall.com
http://www.applegeeks.com/
http://rabid-monkeys.com/
http://icomix.com/maze/comicpage/index1.html