NationStates Jolt Archive


Jesus, Quiche, or USB Flash Drive?

Nova Vishbar
07-02-2005, 02:37
I'd have to choose USB Flash Drive. I carry mine everywhere!! It's sooo useful. Sure, Jesus is a nice guy, and quiche tastes alright, but they don't support super-fast data transfers.
Andaluciae
07-02-2005, 02:41
I already have a USB flash drive, and some quiche. I guess I'll have to choose Jesus.
Culex
07-02-2005, 02:46
Hmmmm......let's see....well, quiche tastes delicious but won't get me to Heaven,.....hard drives....already have one.....Well looks like the one choice I would pick no matter what... Jesus.
Neo-Anarchists
07-02-2005, 02:48
USB flash drive, because I'm a technology whore.
Nova Vishbar
07-02-2005, 03:02
I'm not sure if this will influence anyone's decision, but I recently staged a cage-match between Quiche and a USB Flash drive. The flash drive ended up winning, but used questionable tactics (hitting below the belt, etc).

A video of the match can be found here: http://nata2.info/humor/flash/banana.swf
Monkeypimp
07-02-2005, 03:56
Sooner or later, christians will start wearing crucifix shaped USB flashdrives.
Nadkor
07-02-2005, 03:57
USB Flash Drive

although Quiche is a close second, im hungry
Liebermonk
07-02-2005, 04:05
I pick Jesus, because once I get to Hevan *prays* I can get all the USB flash drives and quiche I want... gotta love God's infinite power :D
Arizona Nova
07-02-2005, 05:58
I have all of these but the quiche, but Jesus still PWNZ.
Alien Born
07-02-2005, 05:59
As I am dieting, give me the Quiche. Now!
Neo-Anarchists
07-02-2005, 06:00
Sooner or later, christians will start wearing crucifix shaped USB flashdrives.
Filled with quiche?
Kusarii
07-02-2005, 06:01
I say USB flash drive, but I'm kinda drunk, so that quiche is looking mighty fine right now.
Upitatanium
07-02-2005, 06:04
I had to vote Jesus. If the USB could hold at least a GIG and be able to play audio and video I might have changed my mind.
Neo-Anarchists
07-02-2005, 06:06
I had to vote Jesus.
Well, your sig does say "Jesus helps me trick people"...
Holy Sheep
07-02-2005, 06:13
I want a MP3 player/USB drive/ gameboy/cellphone. with a fridge in it.
Arizona Nova
07-02-2005, 06:14
I want a MP3 player/USB drive/ gameboy/cellphone. with a fridge in it.
I want one which can cure cancer and guarantee peace in the Middle East!
Holy Sheep
07-02-2005, 06:15
I think thats a little much

Or a guitar that double-times as an AK-47. :fluffle:
Serendipity Prime
07-02-2005, 06:16
Not too big on the flash drives, they don't hold enough for me (I've been having to burn DVD's to transfer my files)

Jesus, he was a cool guy- definitely got the short end of the stick, but so have billions of other from when he was around to now. I'm an athiest, and so I don't believe he was the son of God...

Give me a really good peice of Spinach Quiche any day!
Branin
07-02-2005, 06:17
Awwwww man. Why can't I vote Quiche and Jesus? :(
Holy Sheep
07-02-2005, 06:18
Ya, getting cruxed would hurt like hell.
Neo-Anarchists
07-02-2005, 06:19
Awwwww man. Why can't I vote Quiche and Jesus? :(
Well, you could get the quiche, and sculpt it into Jesus's likeness, but somehow I don't think that's quite what you're looking for.
Alien Born
07-02-2005, 06:36
Well, you could get the quiche, and sculpt it into Jesus's likeness, but somehow I don't think that's quite what you're looking for.

But it definately has to be better than making a quiche out of a bible.