NationStates Jolt Archive

Welcome to the Troll Poll :)

So, what sort of troll would you rather be stuck in a room with, its mostly a matter of prefrence :P

I personaly vote for the first one...it just kills you. The other ones drive you insane first.

O_o

Trolls are eeeeeeeeeeevil...at least the ones from Rogue are.

Racist scum!

What have you got against Trolls?

mes speeks trol mes luv trol. trol gud. Jou luv trol?

Yeah! Poor Trolls. You are the scum of Middle Earth, my friend. :D

the ones with the hair would be cool.

at least they wont hit you with a club or start talking crap...theyll just sit there, smiling, with their hair sticking straight up and in a random bright colour.

Yes, sitting quietly in the corner of the room, not blinking. Staring at you with those cheap plastic eyes. Plotting. Thinking...AND THEN THEY LEAP AT YOU AND RIP YOUR THROAT OUT BEFORE BURROWING INTO YOUR SKULL AND CONTROLING YOU BY POKING YOUR BRAIN!
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Its possible :P

there were these trolls it was like the little hair ones on steroids. they had like huge musscles and were like action figure trolls. it was like trolls had kids with street fighter characters. and they had this huge ass play base you could buy at the dollar store for like 20 bucks. it was that big

I'd rather encounter the ones on NS... I think it's kind of fun to trip trolls up in their own snarky comments. :D

Plus, I don't exactly feel like dying, and I'd also be a little too freaked out if I saw a large plastic troll with neon hair come back to haunt me from my childhood.

And being someone who once attended middle and high school, I've learned how to deal with snarky trolls. :cool:

The 1st troll

I like these nice small trolls
http://www.swepett.pp.se/digipix/030727/pages/DSC01422.htm

Personally I find the troll streotypes depicted here to be offensive to us trolls.
I may live under a bridge and carry a large club, but hey I come from a bad nieghborhood, and the big club comes in handy for urban golf!

those wishing trolls with the pink and green neon hair from my childhood... ya cos they were easy to get rid of if they stared too much!

freedom for trolls

I chose troll #2 because I'm a Troll #1 and would just eat Troll #2.

I chose troll #2 because I'm a Troll #1 and would just eat Troll #2.
I have to agree, being more of a RPG "large evil nasty" then a my little pony the #2 trolls are insulting to the rest of us trolls. I think they are actually some sort of gnome.

What sort of troll would you rather be stuck in a room with?
Troll #1, LOTR style, big thing with a club, goes "GRAWRR!"
Troll #2, The sort you get on NS. Makes snide comments and stupid posts.
Troll #3, the kind with the hair you bought when you were a kid.
This is offensive to Trolls! TROLL RIGHTS! TROLL RIGHTS!

All options are http://www.savingadvice.com/forums/images/smilies/shocked/speechless-smiley-006.gif

It was a toss up between two and three, as the total destruction of either is possible and fun, but I chose two because then you could destroy and be incredibly angry at them at the same time.

Suffer not the troll to live.

A discworld troll. I could put him in the freezer and then discuss higher mathematics. Maybe his brain could be programmed to play games. Or just rip his diamond teeth out and sell them (assuming I have a weapon of course) :)

For those who have no idea what I'm talking about: the Discworld is a satiric fantasyworld created by Terry Pratchett. In it trolls are made of rock, with brains of silicium - just like computer chips. When those overheat trolls are stupid and slow (up to not functioning at all) - but when properly cooled their brains literally get lightning fast :)

The cute one with fluffy hair :)

I wouldn't mine being in the room with the LOTR troll, so long as i had some large caliber ballistic weapon with me. as for the little plastic trolls, this guy in my english class used to fuck with his sister with those. She had about a dozen of them, of varying sizes, so he started moving them around while she slept. they would start out the window, staring at her. she would find threatening notes from them on her chest when she woke up. And he just moved them closer and closer until she woke up with one of them sitting on her chest. he said you could hear her screaming from a block away.