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Yes, you knew it was coming. Deep down in the deepest wretches of your soul, you knew a thread like this would come. And it has! Lo and behold, the horror of political rap! All of yee that can (or can't, but still try) rap, and enjoy politics, post here! First, a little ditty by me.
“Dubya”
So once there was this guy in charge a lotsa oil
And his wife said to ‘em as a pot was gonna boil
Honey you should run for President
‘Cuz I wanna be a White House resident
So he packed up his bags and flew to D.C.
He beat Al Gore, real easy
He thought he was gonna have a nice time
Givin’ some old folks some dimes
But NO! Two planes hit to towas
And he had to vow to take on those cowads
He said,”Nobody mess with the USA!”
And sent some bombers to say “Hey!”
To Osama and his buddies
So who’m I talkin bout? You all know
That awesome fellow!
The man with plan
He kicks butt and fishes for bass
He’s a total bad ass!
I’m talkin’ bout DUBYAAA!
Yeah, DUBYAAA!
Yeah, talkin’ bout DUBYAAA!
So when the Taliban was gone and through
He says to Saddam and his crew
“You harborin terrorists, foo!”
So the Frenchies whined
And on Freedom Fries we dined
And Dubya said,”Saddam Hussein”
“You’re too damn insane!”
So we’re gonna...
BOMB YA!!!
Yeah
BOMB YA!
Yeah
You know we’re gonna...
BOMB YA!
So da US forces move in,
In a few days they easily win,
Saddam becomes Michael Jackson’s best friend
And no suckah, this ain’t the end
So who’s next? Iran, Syria, North Korea
Better watch your back
‘Cuz you’re gonna get whacked!
By...
DUBYAAAA!
Yeah, we got....
DUBYAA!
You know we got DUBYAAA!
Yeah...
Straight word to da G dog, ‘cuz I’m keepin’ it real.

Bump!

Record yourself singing it, then post a link to the mp3 file on the forum. Then I shall be impressed.

EDIT: by the way, you're on your 999th post. You may want to start a celebratory thread before you reply to my post.

Nah. Why should I celebrate that I have wasted over 1000 posts worth of my life NS?

Bump For Jesus!

Bump!

You have angered God. Prepare for divine vengence.

N.B. Never do any sort of prosaic or poetic art ever again. Ever.

You suck. Seriously, don't ever try and pull that shit again or we won't be able to stop Notorious from spinning in his grave

You sold out to the man! You're gunna be rich bitch!!!!!!!!!

As much as you have the same mind set as me on political issues...

YOU SUCK!!!

that was the most god-awful rap i heard. It sounds like something straight out of Malibu's Most Wanted

were all 20% dumber for listening to that shit

Record yourself singing it, then post a link to the mp3 file on the forum. Then I shall be impressed.

This isn't mine so I just be representin'

From the Frontalot.com (http://frontalot.untimelydeath.com/mc_frontalot_-_special_delivery.mp3) website.

Listen and rec'nize

You do all realize that this was a spoof on rap, and meant to be funny? I rarely listen to rap myself. Ha! My rap genius has pervaded the net! (Laughs hysterically, collapses.) Anyway, post your own stuff!

You have angered God. Prepare for divine vengence.

N.B. Never do any sort of prosaic or poetic art ever again. Ever.
Gnostikos, it was meant to be funny.

Ok you can all punish me for posting this.

YO ya'll know 50 Cent
Was into polysci
*BOOM BOOM shhh*
Liked dem fatcats
dont know why
*BOOM BOOM shhh*
too big fo der britches
so he decided
to rap about hoes and bitches
*BOOM BOOM shhh*

LO Fricken L

Apparently you've never heard of Public Enemy.

Yes, you knew it was coming. Deep down in the deepest wretches of your soul, you knew a thread like this would come. And it has! Lo and behold, the horror of political rap! All of yee that can (or can't, but still try) rap, and enjoy politics, post here!

Dude, political rap has been around since forever. Ever hear of Public Enemy? Much better than the %#@~! you tossed out there.

Apparently you've never heard of Public Enemy.
:) Great minds think alike.