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Everything you post must be politically correct *ahem* open-minded. Please point out any instances of political incorrectness *ahem* close-minded ignorance.

Let us begin. All ethnicities, cultures, and lifestyles are tolerated.

My friend is an Indigenous Person Of North America (IPONA).

and everyone is absolutley equal. except me. i'm better.

oh shit:headbang: that didnt last long :p

The last line is not PC

It presumes that there are things wrong with some ethnicities, cultures, and lifestyles and they must be "tolerated".

Ridicule it all you want, but your use of the word "gay" as something derogatory is offensive, and I take offense. Mods have been notified.

Only a fag would make a thread like this.

and everyone is absolutley equal. except me. i'm better.

oh shit:headbang: that didnt last long :p

What pure metal intended to say was:

Every person is absolutely equal, including myself. I have no redeeming qualities better than anyone else, just different practices that are all essentially equal to one another in the end.

Religion is nonsense. Oops! Screwed it up.

Only a fag would make a thread like this.
i dont think cigarettes cant make threads

There are many different religions, which is perfectly fine. The absence of religion is also absolutely fine.

Corrected.

Ridicule it all you want, but your use of the word "gay" as something derogatory is offensive, and I take offense. Mods have been notified.
"Gay" has immediate derogatory connotations.

Look, just because a word has multiple meanings doesn't mean you have to go whining to the mods. In today's world gay means three things: homosexual, happy, or stupid. I know you won't find that last one in most dictionaries, but that's because it's slang. Accept that they don't mean to insult you or those you know, and don't weakne the debate by telling the mods. Doing that would just be gay (3rd def.)

"Gay" has immediate derogatory connotations.

Shoo, troll, shoo!

I don't like to use "gay" to mean "stupid" because that would just make me sound like a middle school girl.

People should learn the languages and take on the religion and customs of the immigrants to make them more at home. That way the immigrants don't have to live through the hardships of learning the way's of the host country.
Hows that for PC'ness?

i dont think cigarettes cant make threadsDamn accents. Making communication between two or more peer groups practically impossible.

Shoo, troll, shoo!

Correct me if I'm wrong, but is the term Troll not PC

Probably we could use something else.

Post-etiquette-challenged?

People should learn the languages and take on the religion and customs of the immigrants to make them more at home. That way the immigrants don't have to live through the hardships of learning the way's of the host country.
Hows that for PC'ness?
I agree. The proper languages of the West are Somali, Arabic, and Turkish.

Look, just because a word has multiple meanings doesn't mean you have to go whining to the mods. In today's world gay means three things: homosexual, happy, or stupid. I know you won't find that last one in most dictionaries, but that's because it's slang. Accept that they don't mean to insult you or those you know, and don't weakne the debate by telling the mods. Doing that would just be gay (3rd def.)

It is made to mean "stupid" because it is used as an expression for homosexual people and implies homosexuals or homosexuality is stupid. Deeply offensive as well as unnecessary.

I wonder how you would have reacted to him having written "the ****** choice" or "the raghead choice". I would have been as deeply offended as I am now.

I agree. The proper languages of the West are Somali, Arabic, and Turkish.
Don't forget Spanish you close minded bigot. :p

I just go one better, and say that I don't recognise the word 'gay' as having any other meaning than 'jolly'. Then I can laugh at people who use it as an insult, and they just give me funny looks. In a lot of stereotypical ways, it seems to hold true regardless, though...

Don't forget Spanish you close minded bigot. :p
Ah sorry for all the Chicano and Mexican brothers I offended, I demand that Spanish be the official language here in the US.

Ah sorry for all the Chicano and Mexican brothers I offended, I demand that Spanish be the official language here in the US.
Let's organise a march.

Let's organise a march.
A gay pride march.

Don't forget Spanish you close minded bigot. :p

Don't forget everything, ever. Including Welsh, both Scots and Irish Gaelic, Flemish, Breton, etc.

What pure metal intended to say was:

Every person is absolutely equal, including myself. I have no redeeming qualities better than anyone else, just different practices that are all essentially equal to one another in the end.
yeah right :rolleyes:


:D

Don't forget everything, ever. Including Welsh, both Scots and Irish Gaelic, Flemish, Breton, etc.
No, those languages are spoken by white devils.

No, those languages are spoken by white devils.

persons with lighter-colored skin

Ah sorry for all the Chicano and Mexican brothers I offended, I demand that Spanish be the official language here in the US.
Was Spanish not forced on them by the evil Conquistadors?

Don't forget everything, ever. Including Welsh, both Scots and Irish Gaelic, Flemish, Breton, etc.
No. Those aren''t exotic enough to fall into the PC realms. Now go. Study your Turkish, Arab, Somali, Spanish languages and cultural histories.

Was Spanish not forced on them by the evil Conquistadors?
YES. They were evil!!! With a capital H.

No, those languages are spoken by white devils.

"White devils" is not politically correct. Also, those languages are spoken by minorities (in terms of language use), which automatically makes your remark even less politically correct.

persons with lighter-colored skin
Pigmentally challenged devils of lighter-skin-color.

No. Those aren''t exotic enough to fall into the PC realms.

Well, I don't know about flemish and breton, but gaelic and welsh are celtic languages, and to be politically correct, we must make sure they are not considered superior to the more used germanic (English, German, Dutch, etc.) and Latinate (French, Spanish, Italian) languages.

Well, I don't know about flemish and breton, but gaelic and welsh are celtic languages, and to be politically correct, we must make sure they are not considered superior to the more used germanic (English, German, Dutch, etc.) and Latinate (French, Spanish, Italian) languages.
Point is they originated as languages of pigmentally challenged devils of lighter-skin-color. Therefor those languages ought to be banned.

"White devils" is not politically correct. Also, those languages are spoken by minorities (in terms of language use), which automatically makes your remark even less politically correct.
The white race is not politically correct. Did you know that the whites raped 500 million Chinese women during WWII? In fact all of my People of Color and Indigenous People of North America friends are on welfare because the white devils have broken apart traditional native communities based on the principles of Kwanzaa. White people should commit suicide.

The white race is not politically correct. Did you know that the whites raped 500 million Chinese women during WWII? In fact all of my People of Color and Indigenous People of North America friends are on welfare because the white devils have broken apart traditional native communities based on the principles of Kwanzaa. White people should commit suicide.

A perfect example of political correctness. Keep up the good work, you enlightened fellow!

The white race is not politically correct. Did you know that the whites raped 500 million Chinese women during WWII? In fact all of my People of Color and Indigenous People of North America friends are on welfare because the white devils have broken apart traditional native communities based on the principles of Kwanzaa. White people should commit suicide.
Don't forget they enslaved the former kings and queens of egypt and shipped them to the America's to pick cotton.
Oh yeah. And the pigmentally challenged devil of lighter-skin-color Alexander blew off the nose of the Sphinx cause it was the nose of a superior African American person.

To the guy that made this thread. Why don't you go into a ghetto and take a white friend with you, call him a ****** and then see how appreciative people will be of your use of language.

Point is they originated as languages of pigmentally challenged devils of lighter-skin-color. Therefor those languages ought to be banned.

Not politically correct. You're only allowed say that non-whites and things of non-white origin should be assisted in their noble fight for equality.

Not politically correct. You're only allowed say that non-whites and things of non-white origin should be assisted in their noble fight for equality.
Yes they should be. By banning any memory of things from pigmentally challenged devils of lighter-skin-color. Starting with their evil languages.

Don't forget they enslaved the former kings and queens of egypt and shipped them to the America's to pick cotton.
Oh yeah. And the pigmentally challenged devil of lighter-skin-color Alexander blew off the nose of the Sphinx cause it was the nose of a superior African American person.
You are telling the truth, and I think the problem with our society today is that people refuse to open their eyes to the truth. If everyone listened to the truth this world would be rid of white devils and we would be living in peace and harmony according to core African American values. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go make my slave reparation payments.

You are telling the truth, and I think the problem with our society today is that people refuse to open their eyes to the truth. If everyone listened to the truth this world would be rid of white devils and we would be living in peace and harmony according to core African American values. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go make my slave reparation payments.

I hope you plan on paying the African-American people double than what you owe. They deserve it after you raped and pillaged their amazingly diverse cultures. We pigmentally challenged devils should be in utter awe of such achievements.

American sports teams should have name changes. The Washington Redskins should be renamed the Washington Indigneous Peoples of the North American Continent

American sports teams should have name changes. The Washington Redskins should be renamed the Washington Indigneous Peoples of the North American Continent
Did you know George Washington was white? Washington DC should be named after Tupac Shakur.

Did you know George Washington was white? Washington DC should be named after Tupac Shakur.
And whats up with this whole White House thing? That name alone screems racism. It should be renamed into something like the House of multi ethnical/cultural rainbow representation.

Only a fag would make a thread like this.
How politically incorrect! The correct term is "extremely empathic, sensitive person of alternate sexuel preference."

How politically incorrect! The correct term is "different person"
:eek: BIGOTRY ALERT!!! :eek:
Different? DIFFERENT??????? The corect name is extremely empathic, sensitive person of alternate sexuel preference and life style.

:eek: BIGOTRY ALERT!!! :eek:
Different? DIFFERENT??????? The corect name is extremely empathic, sensitive person of alternate sexuel preference.

Or um, you could call me Brendan.

:eek: BIGOTRY ALERT!!! :eek:
Different? DIFFERENT??????? The corect name is extremely empathic, sensitive person of alternate sexuel preference.
*sniff* Forgive me, extremely empathic, sensitive person of alternate sexuel preference! I have edited my post now . . .

Or um, you could call me Brendan.
You should throw away your slave name and stand up against the white devil's evil racism.

*sniff* Forgive me, extremely empathic, sensitive person of alternate sexuel preference! I have edited my post now . . .
You forgot "life style".

Or um, you could call me Brendan.
You don't have to humilate yourself and hide what you are any longer. We are here for you.

You forgot "life style".
:eek: First Poland, now "life style?" WHAT WILL I FORGET NEXT? I MUST BECOME AS PC AS POSSIBLE

:eek: First Poland, now "life style?" WHAT WILL I FORGET NEXT? I MUST BECOME AS PC AS POSSIBLE
There should be a manual for this. So that bigots like yourself can check them selves for any errors. :D

There should be a manual for this. So that bigots like yourself can check them selves for any errors. :D
But bigot isn't a PC word! It should be replaced with "tolerance dysfunctional"

There should be a manual for this. So that bigots like yourself can check them selves for any errors. :D

That is why he is a ignorant or bigot ;)

But bigot isn't a PC word! It should be replaced with "tolerance dysfunctional"
That depends on if your a pigmentally challenged devil of lighter-skin-color or not.

That depends on if your a pigmentally challenged devil of lighter-skin-color or not.
Of course - 'bigot' is applied to pigmentally challenged devils of lighter-skin-color, while "tolerance dysfunctional" isn't

Of course - 'bigot' is applied to pigmentally challenged devils of lighter-skin-color, while "tolerance dysfunctional" isn't
See? You are starting to learn.

See? You are starting to learn.
Yes

War is Peace
Slavery is Freedom
Ignorance is Truth

War is Peace
Slavery is Freedom
Ignorance is Truth
Words to live by.

My friend is a Mexican Jew lizard.

My friend is a Mexican Jew lizard.
Doubleplusungood speak! Big Brother must hear of this....

My friend is a Mexican Jew lizard.
You should apoligise to him for oppressing him.

NS is full of Jewberals.

My friend is a Mexican Jew lizard.

ryanania post doubleplusungood refs unpersons rewrite oldthinkful crimethink fullwise upsub antefiling

NS is full of Jewberals.
PiC doubleplusungood

I think I shall sit here, right where I am, in paralytic fear that someone might find any action I take objectionable or offensive.

and everyone is absolutley equal. except me. i'm better.

oh shit:headbang: that didnt last long :p

Only I am better then everyone in the universe. I am invincible.

Politically Correct Way: The world is communist with at leat one (1) noncommunist being the one who is typing this creation.

I think I shall sit here, right where I am, in paralytic fear that someone might find any action I take objectionable or offensive.
cracker, talk straight like dis ebonics fo shizzle

I think I shall sit here, right where I am, in paralytic fear that someone might find any action I take objectionable or offensive.

I find that the party you are in an organization of Human Beings bent on causing earthquakes, eruptions and tidal waves due to the chaos theory.

Let chaos reign

I find that the party you are in is an organization of Human Beings bent on causing earthquakes, eruptions and tidal waves due to the chaos theory.

Let chaos reign
"Bushs ancestors caused the earth to shift its axis by trying to direct a ray thru a crystal to the center of the earth" Or something like that...
-Skapedroe

"Bushs ancestors caused the earth to shift its axis by trying to direct a ray thru a crystal to the center of the earth" Or something like that...
-Skapedroe

And butterflies chaos tornadoes those lil evil thingies

"Bushs ancestors caused the earth to shift its axis by trying to direct a ray thru a crystal to the center of the earth" Or something like that...
-Skapedroe
:eek:
that's awesome.

Chaos chaos chaos chaos chaos chaos.

Clapping is bad it causes tornadoes.
Butterflies are bad it causes tornadoes.
Yelling causes tornadoes.
Shooting guns cause tornadoes.

Basically moving is bad.

Not moving causes earthquakes.

Basically not moving is bad.

So you cant move or your a murderer and if you dont move your a murderer.
What the hell are you supposed to do?

Chaos chaos chaos chaos chaos chaos.

Clapping is bad it causes tornadoes.
Butterflies are bad it causes tornadoes.
Yelling causes tornadoes.
Shooting guns cause tornadoes.

Basically moving is bad.

Not moving causes earthquakes.

Basically not moving is bad.

So you cant move or your a murderer and if you dont move your a murderer.
What the hell are you supposed to do?

Cease to exist.

Only a fag would make a thread like this.
bundles of twigs can make threads?

bundles of twigs can make threads?

They have every right to, being equal and all. Don't you push your authoritative bs on them!

They have every right to, being equal and all. Don't you push your authoritative bs on them!
i just never thought them physically capable, what with being inanimate objects and all...

Politically correct

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."

2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY
APPRECIATIVE."

3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE
INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."

6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."

7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY
INCONVENIENCED"

8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."

9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."

11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is "PECTORALLY
SUPERIOR."

12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN
STORAGE
FACILITY."

2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
DESTINATIONS."

4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."

5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers "GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL
RELATIONSHIPS."

6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" - He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY
HORIZONTAL."

7. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of
"RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."

8. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He has "SWINE EMPATHY."

9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is "RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED."

10. He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED."

11. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR
CLEAVAGE."

:D :D :D

**** * **** ** ********.

[This post has been redacted in accordance with the guidelines laid out by the Council on Political Correctness of NationSates. Have a nice day.]

2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."


:D

Must remember that one.

I'm an attitudinally impaired female juvenile feline.

I'm an attitudinally impaired female juvenile feline.

** ****.

[This post has been redacted in accordance with the guidelines laid out by the Council on Political Correctness of NationSates. Have a nice day.]

Texan Hotrodders, you are a hero to American society and the world. Political correctness and censorship shall reign supreme! (also, we'll be able to eliminate humor in the process, easier to control people too, heehee)

I'm an attitudinally impaired female juvenile feline.

There you go! See how that sounds so nonoffensive? People should talk like this all the time, lest someone be offended! Oh dear me, that would be terrible!

PC doubleplusgood

Some tips.

Alive: Temporarily metabolically abled.
Bald: Follicularly challenged.
Body Odour: Non discretionary fragrance.
Bum: Homeless person.
Broken Home: Dysfunctional family.
Caretaker: Site Engineer.
Clumsy: Uniquely coordinated.
Criminal: Behaviourally challenged.
Dead: Living impaired.
Dishonest: Ethically disoriented.
Drunk: Chemically inconvenienced.
Fail: Achieve a deficiency.
Fairy: Petite airborne humanoid with mystical powers.
Fat: Horizontally challenged.
Foreign Food: Ethnic cuisine.
Garbage man: Sanitation Engineer.
Ghetto: Economically disadvantaged area.
Girlfriend: Unpaid sex worker.
Gossip: Speedy transmission of near-factual information.
Housewife: Domestic Engineer.
Ignorant: Knowledge-based non-possessor.
Illegal Aliens: Undocumented Immigrants.
Jailor: Custodial Artist.
Jungle: Rain Forest.
Late: Rescheduled arrival time.
Lazy: Motivationally deficient.
Lumberjack: Tree Murderer.
Natural Disaster: Global Warming occurrence.
Sex change: Gender reassignment.
Short: Vertically challenged.
Shy: Conversationally selective.
Spendthrift: Negative saver.
Talkative: Abundantly verbal.
Tall: Vertically enhanced.
Trailer Park: Mobile Home community.
Ugly: Cosmetically different.
Unemployed: Involuntarily leisured.
Vagrant: Nonspecifically destinationed individual.
White Trash: White Trash.
Worst: Least best.
Wrong: Differently logical.

Texan Hotrodders, you are a hero to American society and the world. Political correctness and censorship shall reign supreme! (also, we'll be able to eliminate humor in the process, easier to control people too, heehee)

***** ***. *** ****.

[This post has been redacted in accordance with the guidelines laid out by the Council on Political Correctness of NationSates. Have a nice day.]

here's my favorite ethnic joke.


A person, belonging to an ethnic group whose members are commonly considered to have certain stereotypical mannerisms, met another person belonging to a different ethnic group with a different set of imputed stereotypical mannerisms.

The first person acted in a manner consistent with the stereotypes associated with his ethnic group. He proceeded to make a remark, which might be considered to establish conclusively his membership in that group. Whereupon his companion proceeded to make a remark with a double meaning. The first meaning of which could be interpreted to indicate his agreement with his companion. But the other meaning of which, serves to corroborate his membership in his particular ethnic group.

The first person took offense at his remark, and reacted in a stereotypical way.


This one always cracks me up. :D

--Post Politically Correctified by NationStates Moderators--

My humor was stimulated by JuNii's remarks

10 ways to ensure you're not a homophobe!
Directed by the board of PC

10: Always treat your neighborhood gay with humility and complete deference at any given time. Showing anger towards someone with a different sexual orientation constitutes a hate crime.

9: Always use the word "gay" in an upbeat and positive way! Gays are a positive and industrious people, you are not.

8: Never make a gay joke. However, it is fine to make a joke about the intolerant religious right homophobic Republicans!

7: Keep an open-mind. Close-mindedness constitutes homophobia.

6: Become friends with as many gays as possible. A shortage of gay friends could insinuate that you don't like to be around gays. This is ignorant hate against a minority group that you are showing.

5: Christianity constitutes homophobia.

4: Conservatism constitutes homophobia.

3: Embrace the "gay culture" to show that you're sure of your sexuality and to keep an open-mind! Participate in gay pride parades, lambaste heterosexuals, and wear tight leather pants. Appreciate the uniqueness of rainbows more often.

2: Listen to the Village People once in awhile.

1: KILL ALL CHRISTIANS, CONSERVATIVES, AND ANYONE NOT A MEMBER OF THE GLAAD!

10 ways to ensure you're not a racist
Directed by the board of PC

10: Respect your African-American and Latin-American brothers and sisters.

9: It's not "black," it's African-American. It's not "hispanic," it's Latin-American.

[continue it, please, my culturally-diverse brothers and sisters]

It's not "Asian" it's Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Thai, Vietnamese, Cambodian, etc!

here's my favorite ethnic joke.


A person, belonging to an ethnic group whose members are commonly considered to have certain stereotypical mannerisms, met another person belonging to a different ethnic group with a different set of imputed stereotypical mannerisms.

The first person acted in a manner consistent with the stereotypes associated with his ethnic group. He proceeded to make a remark, which might be considered to establish conclusively his membership in that group. Whereupon his companion proceeded to make a remark with a double meaning. The first meaning of which could be interpreted to indicate his agreement with his companion. But the other meaning of which, serves to corroborate his membership in his particular ethnic group.

The first person took offense at his remark, and reacted in a stereotypical way.


This one always cracks me up. :D
:D This is so funny and non offensive!!!!

A spiritual uplifting of this thread in a non offensive, diversity loving way from page 6.
Where the narrow minded bigoted pigmentally challenged devils of lighter-skin-color tried to bury it.

I have succeeded in placing a post before authorities have deemed this great thread not fit for posting in anymore

A spiritual uplifting of this thread in a non offensive, diversity loving way from page 6.
Where the narrow minded bigoted pigmentally challenged devils of lighter-skin-color tried to bury it.
VW's motion of spiritual uplifting has been seconded

Bigots - I can only spiritually uplift a thread for so long

Racist scum!!! It is clear that they want this thread to die to carry on with their white supremecists agenda.

Racist scum!!! It is clear that they want this thread to die to carry on with their white supremecists agenda.
Apparently we are the last two outposts for PC in a racist, politically incorrect world

here's my favorite ethnic joke.


A person, belonging to an ethnic group whose members are commonly considered to have certain stereotypical mannerisms, met another person belonging to a different ethnic group with a different set of imputed stereotypical mannerisms.

The first person acted in a manner consistent with the stereotypes associated with his ethnic group. He proceeded to make a remark, which might be considered to establish conclusively his membership in that group. Whereupon his companion proceeded to make a remark with a double meaning. The first meaning of which could be interpreted to indicate his agreement with his companion. But the other meaning of which, serves to corroborate his membership in his particular ethnic group.

The first person took offense at his remark, and reacted in a stereotypical way.


This one always cracks me up. :D

I am sorry to say that one will have to redact this otherwise excellent humorous article to eliminate the excessive sexist bias that has been indicated within the text.

Apparently we are the last two outposts for PC in a racist, politically incorrect world
Well, shit, what crawled up your ass and died there?

Just kidding. All for politcal correct-ical-ness. I'm just not good at it. :p

I dont drink black coffee - I drink coffee without milk

I dont celebrate Christmas - I celebrate Winterfest for fear of offending non Christian groups (and Jehovah's witnesses)

Asians aren't an ethnic minority - the word minority is demeaning

Don't call French people froggies - to do so is xenophobic

Dont place quotas on immigration - to do so is racist as well as xenophobic

Dont salute your countries flag or stand to the national anthem - thats nationalistic and that is therefore xenophobic

And then the real world flows over this bull

Despite what you may think, there is no such thing as race, ethnicity, culture, or tradition. In the impossible event that there are such things as different races/ethnicities: Racial diversity in which the race ratio of employees matches the national statsitics entmust be implemed in all institutions nationwide, government-funded or not.

You pigmentally challenged devil of lighter skin color supremacist!!!

why, why, i have nothing to say.