NationStates Jolt Archive


Chatting Crap

Peechland
06-02-2005, 02:18
You know....

I logged on to yahoo chat a few minutes ago and realized why I never do. There is nothing more lame than being asked "asl" right off the bat. 2 people just messaged me and the first thing they said is "asl", then "wanna cyber''.

Jeez.....

Do you guys chat or have any funny/crazy stories about being online in general?
Reaper_2k3
06-02-2005, 02:21
You know....

I logged on to yahoo chat a few minutes ago and realized why I never do. There is nothing more lame than being asked "asl" right off the bat. 2 people just messaged me and the first thing they said is "asl", then "wanna cyber''.

Jeez.....

Do you guys chat or have any funny/crazy stories about being online in general?
tell them you will cyber...if they like transgenders
Gnostikos
06-02-2005, 02:22
What does "asl" mean?
Peechland
06-02-2005, 02:24
tell them you will cyber...if they like transgenders


ha! I should next time. bah....I didnt have my privacy settings on right or something. Random IMs freak me out. ASL my ass.
Cannot think of a name
06-02-2005, 02:24
answer all asls as 83/t/clinic
Peechland
06-02-2005, 02:24
asl= age, sex, location

so id be a 30/f/ga in the IM world......thats just a crappy way to say hello or introduce one's self.
Word Games
06-02-2005, 02:25
Age, Sex, Location
Cannot think of a name
06-02-2005, 02:26
or >1/no/goaway
Deltaepsilon
06-02-2005, 02:26
What does "asl" mean?
Age Sex Location

This is why I usually just stick to instant messenger, and to chatting with people I already know. Once some random guy on yahoo accused me of being a "towel head" for no apparent reason about 2 minutes after I logged on.
Reaper_2k3
06-02-2005, 02:29
Age Sex Location

This is why I usually just stick to instant messenger, and to chatting with people I already know. Once some random guy on yahoo accused me of being a "towel head" for no apparent reason about 2 minutes after I logged on.
thats when you start saying thigns that could be misrepresented as some random middle eastern language
Word Games
06-02-2005, 02:30
Age Sex Location

This is why I usually just stick to instant messenger, and to chatting with people I already know. Once some random guy on yahoo accused me of being a "towel head" for no apparent reason about 2 minutes after I logged on.


Had you just washed your hair?
Peechland
06-02-2005, 02:44
erm...what did i post that was inappropriate? *scratches head*
Cogitation
06-02-2005, 02:47
erm...what did i post that was inappropriate? *scratches head*
No private parts are shown, so it doesn't obviously qualify as an obscene image. I did find it somewhat disgusting, though, and am inclined to rule it borderline obscene, but that could just be my personal sensibilities.

The matter is under review. No final decision has been rendered as yet.

--The Modified Democratic States of Cogitation
NationStates Game Moderator
Peechland
06-02-2005, 02:49
No private parts are shown, so it doesn't obviously qualify as an obscene image. I did find it somewhat disgusting, though, and am inclined to rule it borderline obscene, but that could just be my personal sensibilities.

The matter is under review. No final decision has been rendered as yet.

--The Modified Democratic States of Cogitation
NationStates Game Moderator

I see.....so my picture is inappropriate but the endless pictures of women in bikinis and thongs with boobs and butts hanging out on the babe thread was ok.
Eichen
06-02-2005, 02:58
Yahoo, MSN, etc. chat just seems creepy and desperate, from my limited experience. Nothing is what it seems, in every way.

I have been known to flirt on NS though (ahem, how's Aerou?). ;)

But forget about the chat rooms.
Occidio Multus
06-02-2005, 09:48
last time i was in chat it was when yahoo had that setting where you could follow your friends to wherever they are. i would follow my friends and watch them make asses out of themselves. i actually met what i , until last week, would consider a good friend. we talked online for a year, and it was actually surprising, as there was no relationship/online dating gayness about it. just good friends talking. now , as for what the hell has been going on in the last week is a different story......

but chat sucks. all kids, and bullshitters.and pervs.
Armed Bookworms
06-02-2005, 10:00
but chat sucks. all kids, and bullshitters.and pervs.
Which makes you wonder, is it that all the idiots are attracted to chat, or that there's really that many idiots proportionally in the real world?
Occidio Multus
06-02-2005, 10:10
Which makes you wonder, is it that all the idiots are attracted to chat, or that there's really that many idiots proportionally in the real world?
there is a lot of idiots. just check out the reported proliferation of chat gangs.
Colodia
06-02-2005, 10:14
My friend sent me to a chatroom full of pedophiles. Boy, THAT was fun....

LatinaGurl: ASL?
Me: no, you first
LatinaGurl: I asked you first
Me: No, you FIRST
LatinaGurl: Just tell me
Me: No, your just going to copy my age and make me feel comfortable with you
LatinaGARK: FUCK YOU ASSWIPE!
Sblargh
06-02-2005, 10:20
My friend sent me to a chatroom full of pedophiles. Boy, THAT was fun....

LatinaGurl: ASL?
Me: no, you first
LatinaGurl: I asked you first
Me: No, you FIRST
LatinaGurl: Just tell me
Me: No, your just going to copy my age and make me feel comfortable with you
LatinaGARK: FUCK YOU ASSWIPE!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That´s funny.
I only go to chats when I am feeling really lonely, and then what it usually happens is that I don´t talk to anyone, begin to feel myself stupid and then get out...
Armed Bookworms
06-02-2005, 10:31
there is a lot of idiots. just check out the reported proliferation of chat gangs.
Holy fucking shit. I wonder who thought that bright idea up.
Slinao
06-02-2005, 10:41
yeah, yahoo chats really really suck. I never liked them, used MSN a lot, but then they went paid only and so yeah, all of the chats kinda went down hill, at least the main stream ones that is.
Chicken pi
06-02-2005, 10:45
there is a lot of idiots. just check out the reported proliferation of chat gangs.

Chat gangs? I'm curious, I've never heard of them before...
Slinao
06-02-2005, 10:50
Chat gangs? I'm curious, I've never heard of them before...
I've heard of them, once heard a group of them went from one cyber cafe' to another and caused a fight. I think I even heard of a cyber gang going to another cyber cafe' and doing a shoot out, over games like EQ and such. Its always an odd thing thinking about nerds with guns.

disclaimer: its more of a mental picture of the proverbial Nerd with pocket protecter and such, pulling out a 9mm and shooting the place up, and stopping to hike up his glasses in the middle of it.
Armed Bookworms
06-02-2005, 11:03
I've heard of them, once heard a group of them went from one cyber cafe' to another and caused a fight. I think I even heard of a cyber gang going to another cyber cafe' and doing a shoot out, over games like EQ and such. Its always an odd thing thinking about nerds with guns.

disclaimer: its more of a mental picture of the proverbial Nerd with pocket protecter and such, pulling out a 9mm and shooting the place up, and stopping to hike up his glasses in the middle of it.
There's also chat gangs like this: http://www.gangsorus.com/internet.html


Because apparently recruitment is easier online.
Chicken pi
06-02-2005, 11:05
I've heard of them, once heard a group of them went from one cyber cafe' to another and caused a fight. I think I even heard of a cyber gang going to another cyber cafe' and doing a shoot out, over games like EQ and such. Its always an odd thing thinking about nerds with guns.

disclaimer: its more of a mental picture of the proverbial Nerd with pocket protecter and such, pulling out a 9mm and shooting the place up, and stopping to hike up his glasses in the middle of it.

Heh heh...don't mess with my l33t homies, mofo! :)
Choo-Choo Bear
06-02-2005, 11:29
I used to be addicted to chat.msn, back in the day.
Made a quite a few really good friends, but they dropped off over the years. Now I have one really good friend who I talk to all the time. It has been like 6 years or something (crap!) and we just talk, whinge and pour our hearts out to each other all the time.
We met when chat.msn started to go down hill (or I just started waking up to it, but I'm pretty sure at one point people spoke about things and had conversation in there), and we would copy what someone had said, then paste it and flood the room with it. Then we would abuse the shit out of those "If you wanna cyber tyep 666" people. It sounds like we were just some of the dickheads who caused the downfall of it, but we just had fun while it died =P
Snyperia
06-02-2005, 11:51
2 people just messaged me and the first thing they said is "asl", then "wanna cyber''.


well did you?
Zombie Lagoon
06-02-2005, 12:31
Chattings well funny, its great just too either make fun of anyone, or to have about 20 'g/f's' going at the same time.

Anyone been on HabboHotel? Class. Its a load of 11-13 year olds asking each other what their favroute food is and so on.
Syawla
06-02-2005, 13:22
You know....

I logged on to yahoo chat a few minutes ago and realized why I never do. There is nothing more lame than being asked "asl" right off the bat. 2 people just messaged me and the first thing they said is "asl", then "wanna cyber''.

Jeez.....

Do you guys chat or have any funny/crazy stories about being online in general?

Ah, Yahoo. Online knocking shop!
Roxleys
06-02-2005, 13:22
Chattings well funny, its great just too either make fun of anyone, or to have about 20 'g/f's' going at the same time.

Anyone been on HabboHotel? Class. Its a load of 11-13 year olds asking each other what their favroute food is and so on.

Yeah I've seen that. I used to do MSN comic chat back in the day, where it looked like panels of a comic strip and everyone had their own character, but it sort of died after about a year. Now I just stick to Messenger and things with people I know from outside. You get the occasional crazy asking to add you but it's easy enough to block and ignore them.