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I recently celebrated my 1 year wedding anniversary and it occurred to me that over the past year I have had a tremendous amount of sex. It's very possible that I have had more sex in less time than at any time in my life. It has taught me a lot.

Despite what all the naysayers may think, sex is good. Very good. Especially when it's with someone you genuinely care about. *nod*

What?

You mean married people are supposed to have sex???


Who knew?!

We're still newlyweds. We boink like horny otters. :)

We're still newlyweds. We boink like horny otters. :)
Lucky son of a... :D

Lucky son of a... :D


yeah ...what he said. *grumbles*

Happy recent anniversary, hopefully the 'fun level' is mutual...., in which case it sounds like a most happy year for all concerned...many more to you! :)


:fluffle:

Lucky son of a... :D

Yes. If I could repeat any year over and over again, it would be 2004. It was a good year to be a goofball. :)

Could've used a little more mud, but it was otherwise superb. :)

We're still newlyweds. We boink like horny otters. :)


Besides, there ain't nothin good on TV most nights...

thats great for you! Remember to keep things fresh so it stays that way :D

You got sex, you lucky son of a b****

Not fair!

Everyone else is having sex, but not me!

*weeps uncontrollably*

EDIT: And congrats on the anniversary :)

There's plenty of sex to go around. You just have to find the right line to stand in. :)

I recently celebrated my 1 year wedding anniversary and it occurred to me that over the past year I have had a tremendous amount of sex. It's very possible that I have had more sex in less time than at any time in my life. It has taught me a lot.

Despite what all the naysayers may think, sex is good. Very good. Especially when it's with someone you genuinely care about. *nod*

They say that if you put a quarter in a jar every time you have sex for the first year of your marriage, and then take a quarter out every time you have sex thereafter, you'll never empty the jar.

Present that info to your spouse as a challenge and keep adding quarters when s/he isn't looking. :)

Congrats!
Since you're so willing to share the mental aspects ....
how 'bout a few pointers?
Int'rested in photography? CANDID photographs, eh (he asked him KNOWINGLY) ....?
*nudge*
So, do you get the beans above the frank?
*shudder*

They say that if you put a quarter in a jar every time you have sex for the first year of your marriage, and then take a quarter out every time you have sex thereafter, you'll never empty the jar.

Present that info to your spouse as a challenge and keep adding quarters when s/he isn't looking. :)

Good idea. :)

We're still newlyweds. We boink like horny otters. :)

Horny otters? I didn't realize that otters were particularly horny. Good to know I suppose. And all this time I thought it was rabbits... :p

Horny otters? I didn't realize that otters were particularly horny. Good to know I suppose. And all this time I thought it was rabbits... :p
goats

Horny otters? I didn't realize that otters were particularly horny. Good to know I suppose. And all this time I thought it was rabbits... :p

If you've ever seen otters make love, you'd get the idea. :)

If you've ever seen otters make love, you'd get the idea. :)
more things no one wants to know

If you've ever seen otters make love, you'd get the idea. :)
Point taken, though I can't imagine otters being particularly... well aren't they wet and slimy all the time?

Point taken, though I can't imagine otters being particularly... well aren't they wet and slimy all the time?

:D

:D
Again, point taken. My bad.

Could've used a little more mud, but it was otherwise superb. :)

My gf an i have lots of good sex...but mud???

My gf an i have lots of good sex...but mud???I take it you aren't into the kinky stuff.

Why do I get the feeling that this may suffer the same fate as the Masturbation threads.... :(

I take it you aren't into the kinky stuff.
well yeah... but the plain ol mud? have i missed a translation here

My gf an i have lots of good sex...but mud???


youd just have to know LG.......

http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/funnypic637.htm

http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/funnypic637.htm


LOL.....what a cute little rabbit

http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/funnypic637.htm
lol

They say that if you put a quarter in a jar every time you have sex for the first year of your marriage, and then take a quarter out every time you have sex thereafter, you'll never empty the jar.

Present that info to your spouse as a challenge and keep adding quarters when s/he isn't looking. :)
*Writes the idea down in his little notepad*

We shall see...

We shall see...

Mud?

http://dirtysanchezthemovie.com/movie.html

I recently celebrated my 1 year wedding anniversary and it occurred to me that over the past year I have had a tremendous amount of sex. It's very possible that I have had more sex in less time than at any time in my life.
So, did what did you give each other? The tradition for the first anniversary is paper. I gave my g/f a stellated icosahedron I made out of paper, but that was more to annoy her than anything else.
Also, do you wear your clown suit during sex? I've always wanted to know that about clowns.

http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/funnypic637.htm

the second runner-up animation is also rather amusing

http://www.madman.com.au/tism/comp.html

We're still newlyweds. We boink like horny otters. :)


Sliding down mud-hills towards a river?

yeh yeh

happy oneth anniversary

:sniper:

If you've ever seen otters make love, you'd get the idea. :)
I really don't wanna know....

[EDIT]and happy anniversary

I recently celebrated my 1 year wedding anniversary and it occurred to me that over the past year I have had a tremendous amount of sex. It's very possible that I have had more sex in less time than at any time in my life. It has taught me a lot.

Despite what all the naysayers may think, sex is good. Very good. Especially when it's with someone you genuinely care about. *nod*

What is the point in this thread except to massage your clearly low self-esteem?

Congrats! :D

Wow someone’s being all mean to you! I think it’s great to have self realizations and share them. I wish I had a “wow I had a bunch of sex” epiphany.

Hell humans are sexual animals. We have the instinctual drive, which is mostly there to make puberty living hell and then on top is this giant brain that can turn sex into a healthy experience.

A friend of mine just pointed out how amazing she felt when her husband drove home to have a ‘quickie’ with her instead of going to pick up the kids first. The kids had to wait a few extra minutes and both of them revitalized the enjoyment of each other.

It’s been a year and it’s hard to imagine taking it for granted but damn if most married people don’t eventually. Try and keep it fun and often, keeps you healthy.

We're still newlyweds. We boink like horny otters. :) Otters? Where do otters come into it? Shouldn't it be rabbits?

Anyway, I'm a Catholic convert (everyone says "uh-oh" and edges away) and my friends are accusing me of being "frigid" (which is a weird thing to be accused of when you're fifteen)… I'm afraid that my subconscious belongs to the old-school Catholicism of uncomfortability around sex. And no, I'm not New Anthrus or Armandine Cheese.

Congrats on your anniversary LG :)

What is the point in this thread except to massage your clearly low self-esteem?

Replace the word 'thread' with 'post' and apply it to yourself.

I'm afraid that my subconscious belongs to the old-school Catholicism of uncomfortability around sex.
There are plenty of people, adolescent or not, who feel uncomfortable "around sex" as you put it. It's no just a Catholic thing, and you shouldn't feel bad about it. I personally think you'll miss out on a lot of social activity that is enjoyable because of this prudishness (no, I'm not referring to any form of copulation, including orgies), but if that's the way you are, that's fine.

There are plenty of people, adolescent or not, who feel uncomfortable "around sex" as you put it. It's no just a Catholic thing, and you shouldn't feel bad about it. I personally think you'll miss out on a lot of social activity that is enjoyable because of this prudishness (no, I'm not referring to any form of copulation, including orgies), but if that's the way you are, that's fine. In my experience, all humans are messed up in one way or another. I'm just odder than most. :rolleyes: I didn't mean that I felt it was morally wrong, as has been thought in the past and is thought by 2 members of this forum, just uncomfortable.

Talk to me in 3 years when you can't stand the sight of each other.

Not that I'm bitter. . . .

Int'rested in photography? CANDID photographs, eh (he asked him KNOWINGLY) ....?
*nudge*




Eh? Eh? Say no more!

I recently celebrated my 1 year wedding anniversary and it occurred to me that over the past year I have had a tremendous amount of sex. It's very possible that I have had more sex in less time than at any time in my life. It has taught me a lot.

Despite what all the naysayers may think, sex is good. Very good. Especially when it's with someone you genuinely care about. *nod*
lol... I quite agree. My wife and I are all over each other, I think it's a newly wed thing... lol

Does your wife know about your telling people on the internet about her personal love life!!??
:eek:

Does your wife know about your telling people on the internet about her personal love life!!??
:eek:
I highly doubt she'd mind seeing as just about everyone we know knows already and we don't know anyone on the net and if you do they don't know who I am, so it doesn't matter.

My gf an i have lots of good sex...but mud???

Mud isn't for sex. Well...not JUST for sex. Mud is for fun.

Not that I'm opposed to mud sex. But it has to be very special mud. Believe me. Grit can be a real turn-off. :(

So, did what did you give each other? The tradition for the first anniversary is paper. I gave my g/f a stellated icosahedron I made out of paper, but that was more to annoy her than anything else.
Also, do you wear your clown suit during sex? I've always wanted to know that about clowns.

Details will get me in trouble. My wife is armed. :(

But... occasionally. :)

Sliding down mud-hills towards a river?

:D

What is the point in this thread except to massage your clearly low self-esteem?

The same point as all my threads; to not be about Bush, Gay Marriage or Jews. :D

Does your wife know about your telling people on the internet about her personal love life!!??
:eek:

I'm definitely pushing the rules to the limit. My wife is a very private person and is a tad paranoid about sharing details on the internet. I'm not. Ever since that video of me circulated.... well, let's just say that I have nothing left to hide. :(

:confused: :cool: I'm definitely pushing the rules to the limit. My wife is a very private person and is a tad paranoid about sharing details on the internet. I'm not. Ever since that video of me circulated.... well, let's just say that I have nothing left to hide. :( :cool:
what video?

:confused:
what video?

I don't think I'm allowed to post a link here. ;)

I don't think I'm allowed to post a link here. ;)
ohhhhhhh..... Okay.

I recently celebrated my 1 year wedding anniversary and it occurred to me that over the past year I have had a tremendous amount of sex. It's very possible that I have had more sex in less time than at any time in my life. It has taught me a lot.

Despite what all the naysayers may think, sex is good. Very good. Especially when it's with someone you genuinely care about. *nod*

happy anniversary and congrats on the sex!!! keep goin! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Congratulations!

Let's hope Mr and Mrs Goofballs continue the same level of happiness for years to come.

We need more posts like this in this forum... lightens up the usual drivel of flaming (political, religious, etc.).

And congrats on the one year anniversary, may your marriage be long, happy, and healthy. BTW, have you ever considered a trampoline? That would give a whole new meaning to "boinking".

We need more posts like this in this forum... lightens up the usual drivel of flaming (political, religious, etc.).

And congrats on the one year anniversary, may your marriage be long, happy, and healthy. BTW, have you ever considered a trampoline? That would give a whole new meaning to "boinking".
I am in agreement with this entire post.

try standing up in a hammock.
Seriously tho, congrats. Have you broken 10 times in a day yet? that's some fun.

The same point as all my threads; to not be about Bush, Gay Marriage or Jews. :D
That is a worthy goal. :respect: Upheld by way to few of us :sad:

That is a worthy goal. :respect: Upheld by way to few of us :sad:

I'm happy to fill my niche. :)

Indeed, congratulations on your one year anniversary! May you have many many MANY more! :).

May you have many many MANY more.....
.... "Pinky! Are you pondering what I'm pondering."

.... "Pinky! Are you pondering what I'm pondering."

Haha, silly :p

Haha, silly :p
It was really my first thought.

PS: Yay sex!

.... "Pinky! Are you pondering what I'm pondering."

"I think so, Brain. But burlap chafes me so."

"I think so, Brain. But burlap chafes me so."
Auch :(

Auch :(

Indeed. :(

I recently celebrated my 1 year wedding anniversary and it occurred to me that over the past year I have had a tremendous amount of sex. It's very possible that I have had more sex in less time than at any time in my life. It has taught me a lot.

Despite what all the naysayers may think, sex is good. Very good. Especially when it's with someone you genuinely care about. *nod*


Hmmm, please enter your wiveys number HERE: ________

Hmmm, please enter your wiveys number HERE: ___911_____

:D

Not fair!

Everyone else is having sex, but not me!

*weeps uncontrollably*

EDIT: And congrats on the anniversary :)

Are you a female?

Also weeps uncontrobly (not female :-P)