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Jesus loves you. It's a fact. He dyed for you. Ask him to come in to your life and he will set you free.

Not until he fixes this shirt.

I wanted GREEN, not BLUE!

*closes front door on you.

Sorry no commercialised junk mail.

He dyed for you.

Well, I have been considering a change of hair color ...

In a word...

No.

Thanks, though.

Jesus loves you
Everyone else thinks you're an asshole

Jesus says get a dictionary.

I'd personally prefer a religion that didn't threaten me with eternal damnation. But thanks anyway *slowly backs away from crazy webevangelist*

Jesus loves you. It's a fact.
And it's a fact that he'd like holier-than-thou evangelists to stop forcing his word on those who don't accept it

no, and I don't plan to, as a matter of fact, it's because of people like you that I refuse to.

If Jesus loves me, why does he want me to burn in hell for all of eternity?

Jesus loves you. It's a fact. He dyed for you. Ask him to come in to your life and he will set you free.

Did you come to this forum JUST to preach on it? Is this some new form of missionary work? I hope the church is paying you for going into such dangerous country to evangelise... and I hope that you can use that money for a spelling and grammar lesson.

If Jesus loves me, why does he want me to burn in hell for all of eternity?
Because your a sinner and don't deserve anythig better. But Jesus loves you and if you let him in to your heart he can save you.

Jesus says get a dictionary.

Ha ! Now that's a first post to be proud of :D

Jesus loves you. It's a fact. He dyed for you. Ask him to come in to your life and he will set you free.

He dyed for me? As in cloth? Did he use lavender or rose petals? What color is it??? WE MUST KNOW!!!!!

On another note, fuck you for trying to push ytour religion on others. I have respect for any belief system, as long as they stay well away from me. Go to Hell.

Jesus is dead and out of reach.

Do you love me?

He dyed for me? As in cloth? Did he use lavender or rose petals? What color is it??? WE MUST KNOW!!!!!

On another note, fuck you for trying to push ytour religion on others. I have respect for any belief system, as long as they stay well away from me. Go to Hell.
everybodys makeing fun of my spelling but you can't even spell your

Jesus is dead and out of reach.

Do you love me?
yes. Jesus said to love every one

everybodys makeing fun of my spelling but you can't even spell your

I'm not making fun of your spelling, but I am making fun of you.

Jesus told me you're a choad and Muhammed hates you.

Uh huh...God want's to save me....even though i am a "sinner", as long as i accept him. This is why christianity is a fucked up religion. Someone who lives a moral/ethical life that doesn't believe in God is going to Hell. But that child molester down the street(also called the pastor) can still go to heaven....

Because your a sinner


Oh, COME ON! We've just made fun of you for "dyed" and now this???


By the way, Buddha loves you too.

Because your a sinner and don't deserve anythig better. But Jesus loves you and if you let him in to your heart he can save you.

So Jesus only loves me if I believe everything he said?

everybodys makeing fun of my spelling but you can't even spell your
Everybody's making (no 'e') fun of my spelling but you can't even spell 'your'.

There, that's better.

Because your a sinner and don't deserve anythig better. But Jesus loves you and if you let him in to your heart he can save you.
If you're going to belittle somebody for "misspelling" the word "your", then you deserve this.

Whilst, yes, I have done so, being so damn flamboyant about it is somewhat annoying. Lead by example, not by words. :D

budda was possesed by a demon. The demon tries to trick people into not accepting Jesus.

Why are you all being so mean to jesussaves?

He's obviously just a little kid with faith. I'm an atheist, but I don't see how this thread is offensive.

I don't thinik he is forcing his religion on you. You don't have to read this thread. He has every right to preach about Jesus and such.

In all seriousness, yes, I have accepted him.
But then I decided that I would actually read the Bible...
Thats one messed up book. Too much God condoned genocide for my taste.
The story of Jericho is one that bothers me quite a bit.

If you want a few examples of what im talking about check here:
http://members.aye.net/~abrupt/house/godkill.html

budda was possesed by a demon. The demon tries to trick people into not accepting Jesus.
Buddha was possessed by a demon. The demon tries to trick people into not accepting Jesus.

There, more grammar/punctuation errors corrected.

Because your a sinner and don't deserve anythig better. But Jesus loves you and if you let him in to your heart he can save you.

Listen bud, unless his real name is Wayne Szalinski, ain't no way JC's fitting in here O_O

There's a difference between a typo and a dumbass. But I digress.

Can't you see something inherently fucked up about a religion that worships the death of someone supposedly so revered? While people ignore what he ACTUALLY said in his life, supposedly? There are way too many logical inconsistancies and fallacies for me to even begin to rationalize here.

Fuck off and die.

Why are you all being so mean to jesussaves?

He's obviously just a little kid with faith. I'm an atheist, but I don't see how this thread is offensive.


Nah ... he's just trolling. I'm guessing it's some bored regular. :)

Jesus loves me but I don't love him .. what do I do ?!

:D

yes. Jesus said to love every one

I'm bisexual, my boyfriend is fucking my girlfriend in the ass, my wife is aborting the baby she concieved with my son, and my husband is muslim.

Do you still love me?

Maybe we should all collaborate and each write a short story about something, then we glue it together and we call it the Bible. Maybe in a few thousand years, it can become a religion like christianity

budda was possesed by a demon. The demon tries to trick people into not accepting Jesus.

Buddha was here long before Jesus came, so I doubt there were any demons involved. Thanks for trying, though.

May I ask how old you are?

"I want to get down on my knees and please jesus...I want to feel his salvation all over my face." South Park (Faith Plus 1)

p.s.
you wanted the word died not dyed.

budda was possesed by a demon. The demon tries to trick people into not accepting Jesus.
Read any good chick tracts lately?

Jesus loves you. It's a fact. He dyed for you. Ask him to come in to your life and he will set you free.

Well fine, he can come in... but YOU stay the hell away from me.

budda was possesed by a demon. The demon tries to trick people into not accepting Jesus.

Are you SERIOUSLY retarded, or just ignorant?

I'd personally prefer a religion that didn't threaten me with eternal damnation. But thanks anyway *slowly backs away from crazy webevangelist*

Roman Catholicism doesnt threaten people with eternal damnation that is jehova witnesses. Basically the Catholic Faith says do good, worship God and you should be rewarded basically like humanitarians.

Maybe we should all collaborate and each write a short story about something, then we glue it together and we call it the Bible. Maybe in a few thousand years, it can become a religion like christianity

Sorry, copyright issues.

*starts work on the Bibble*

;)

I'm bisexual, my boyfriend is fucking my girlfriend in the ass, my wife is aborting the baby she concieved with my son, and my husband is muslim.

Do you still love me?
Uh, love the sinner, hate the innumerable sins? Or will he just send you to hell?

when I was a young man a priest told me Jesus loved me and was with me.My squad and I the proceded on our mission and killed a lot of innocents.
Jesus loves me. Yea Right.

Jesussaves, I recommend www.landoverbaptist.org

budda was possesed by a demon. The demon tries to trick people into not accepting Jesus.

And, yet, between the ages of 13 and 29 (the span not covered by the Bible), Jesus was in India ... learning Buddhism. He then brought Buddhist teachings back to Israel.

Those nutty demons.

And, yet, between the ages of 13 and 29 (the span not covered by the Bible), Jesus was in India ... learning Buddhism. He then brought Buddhist teachings back to Israel.

Those nutty demons.
Is that actually supported by any facts or is that speculation? It's an interesting hypothesis.

I'm bisexual, my boyfriend is fucking my girlfriend in the ass, my wife is aborting the baby she concieved with my son, and my husband is muslim.

Do you still love me?

He may not ... but I sure do. :D

And, yet, between the ages of 13 and 29 (the span not covered by the Bible), Jesus was in India ... learning Buddhism. He then brought Buddhist teachings back to Israel.

Those nutty demons.

Hahahaha Jesussaves you just got fucked in the ass! What do you have to say for yourself? Go home!!

And, yet, between the ages of 13 and 29 (the span not covered by the Bible), Jesus was in India ... learning Buddhism. He then brought Buddhist teachings back to Israel.

Those nutty demons.

Don't forget he was in Egypt learning those heathen Mysteries.

Well, I have been considering a change of hair color ...
Mwahahahahahahhahahah
I see Scwarzkopf have released Nordic Colors(Should be Colours but eh)
so now we can all look like Scandavian Blode Haired Blue's God's and Godess's

Jesus is AOK by me but you are just like
http://www.fat-pie.com/milkman.htm so no
Ps nice work Kanabia(if it was you)

Don't forget he was in Egypt learning those heathen Mysteries.
Well...which is it? Was he in india or Egypt?

Lol...
Ok, jesussaves, one joke thread is enough in my opinion.^^

But alas, I have an idea for another one:

"Did you fucking atheists ever thought that you will surely burn in hell after death? How can you sleep calmly when you know this?"

Hahahaha Jesussaves you just got fucked in the ass! What do you have to say for yourself? Go home!!
He was Fucked in the Ass right from the start. 90% of people who post on a forum about embracing jesus most likely don'
t go to church and can't stand people forcing organised religion on them.

Its funny how some people are taking jesussaves seriously.

Is that actually supported by any facts or is that speculation? It's an interesting hypothesis.

Read the book "The Unknown Life of Christ" by Nicolas Notovitch (1884). Great read.

Anyway, there are ancient Tibetan documents chronicaling the life of St. Issa (who is supposed to have been Jesus) and detailing his journey from Jerusalem to Benares as recorded by Brahman historians.

Or, I suppose, do a google search. I'm sure someone out there has a website about it.

Oh what an age we live in where we want to tolerate everyone! *except those Christians* You people make me laugh. You don't have to like what this guy is saying but most of you posted on the inclusiveness of Christianity and most of you did your best to try to exclude it. You expect everyone to tolerate you, respect your beliefs (or lack of beliefs), and not try to 'force their opinion on you (which the original person was not doing, when you post a message for something like this you are simply stating your mind and trying to convince others, but I won't go into another double standard rant), but very few on this thread are actually doing the same to the original poster. Those are my two cents worth. One last thing, trying to make fun of people by laughing at their grammar or spelling is very immature, I’m sorry, but it is. You don’t have to accept the views that jesussaves wants you to, and you don’t have to try to make him/her look stupid and resort to name calling. Lets move passed kindergarten, please.

And, yet, between the ages of 13 and 29 (the span not covered by the Bible), Jesus was in India ... learning Buddhism. He then brought Buddhist teachings back to Israel.

Those nutty demons.
No he wasnt he was in England working on his Uncles trading ship

Plus there are ment to be stories of Jesus left out of the Bible

budda was possesed by a demon. The demon tries to trick people into not accepting Jesus.

You're not the brightest Catholic are you? I am Roman Catholic and am fanatical about it but I dont call budda a liar. All he said was if you dont want anything then you wont suffer (by yourself maybe by torcher) and he himself didnt say he had divine intervention or was God making buddhism more like a philosophy and the people who worship budda are breaking one of his rules, he was just a guy who learned how not to suffer. Thats like saying confusious was possesed by a demon same with the guy who founded taoism and hinduism. I just dont try to convert people primarily because that is the one thing that would get me to an asylum and my theories about government and people would keep me there.

I dont understand onething though about some atheist. Why do they say oh my God meaning they have a god but they cant because they are Atheist.

Mwahahahahahahhahahah
I see Scwarzkopf have released Nordic Colors(Should be Colours but eh)
so now we can all look like Scandavian Blode Haired Blue's God's and Godess's

Jesus is AOK by me but you are just like
http://www.fat-pie.com/milkman.htm so no
Ps nice work Kanabia(if it was you)

Actually, Colours is an intentional British misspelling, as a rebellion against the French in their war they all htat time ago. The French spell it Color, which is closer to English than Colour.

And also, as I have read from different sources, Jesus was supposedly in several countries during his tenure through the time the bible doesn't say anything, which is long enough that one could travel from India to Egypt and back again.

Well...which is it? Was he in india or Egypt?
He time traveled to the sixtys and met Anton LaVey to co-found the church of Satan.

Oh what an age we live in where we want to tolerate everyone! *except those Christians* You people make me laugh. You don't have to like what this guy is saying but most of you posted on the inclusiveness of Christianity and most of you did your best to try to exclude it. You expect everyone to tolerate you, respect your beliefs (or lack of beliefs), and not try to 'force their opinion on you (which the original person was not doing, when you post a message for something like this you are simply stating your mind and trying to convince others, but I won't go into another double standard rant), but very few on this thread are actually doing the same to the original poster. Those are my two cents worth. One last thing, trying to make fun of people by laughing at their grammar or spelling is very immature, I’m sorry, but it is. You don’t have to accept the views that jesussaves wants you to, and you don’t have to try to make him/her look stupid and resort to name calling. Lets move passed kindergarten, please.

The Internet consists of two types of people:

The argumentative who will never change their beliefs.

The ones who take nothing seriously, and so also won't change.

Preaching is rather worthless here.

*blows raspberry*

:p

Oh what an age we live in where we want to tolerate everyone! *except those Christians* You people make me laugh. You don't have to like what this guy is saying but most of you posted on the inclusiveness of Christianity and most of you did your best to try to exclude it. You expect everyone to tolerate you, respect your beliefs (or lack of beliefs), and not try to 'force their opinion on you (which the original person was not doing, when you post a message for something like this you are simply stating your mind and trying to convince others, but I won't go into another double standard rant), but very few on this thread are actually doing the same to the original poster. Those are my two cents worth. One last thing, trying to make fun of people by laughing at their grammar or spelling is very immature, I’m sorry, but it is. You don’t have to accept the views that jesussaves wants you to, and you don’t have to try to make him/her look stupid and resort to name calling. Lets move passed kindergarten, please.

When someone tells me, irrefutably and with no evidence, empiracle or otherwie, that I am going to Hell because I am not part of their religion, I consider that trying to forcably convert me without violence. Forcing a religion doesn't have to be violent.

WHen someone tells you, point-blank, that you are evil for not believing as they do, and you have to believe as they do, that is intolerance. Intolerance is something I will not tolerate.

Jesus loves you.
Yes, but the president wants a Constitutional ammendment against that sort of thing.

It's a fact.


So were Iraq WMD.

He dyed for you
I'll ignore the obvious problem with that one (such as the fact that this is the first thing I've heard that properly explains Easter Eggs), and instead point out that his personal decision was not sanctioned by me, and as such I do feel bound to any sort of obligation because he got his ass nailed to a big plus sign. My wife cleaned up my workroom for me once. Frankly it was more of a pain in the ass than it was worth given I had no clue where she put things.

Ask him to come in to your life and he will set you free.

Yeah, well, I already have neighbours who never want to leave once they drop over. More people like THAT I just don't need. Besides, I already AM free.


Thanks for asking though. May your chosen faith provide you comfort and peace. And may you learn to KEEP IT TO YOURSELF!

Its funny how some people are taking jesussaves seriously
Alas, there are some people in this forum who really mean this christian fundamentalism crap seriously. (Servus Dei for example.)

Aww, I think you guys scared Jesussaves off . . .

Alas, there are some people in this forum who really mean this christian fundamentalism crap seriously. (Servus Dei for example.)
I have my doubts about him. I think he's just doing it for attention. Probably the same with this jesussaves dude.

Follow the true messiah I will lead you all to redemption to heaven come faithful of god destiny is coming Jesus is returning and there will be a day of judgment together with me we will build a scaffold but the day draws near those who wish to be saved come we alone were faithful to gods wishes we alone will be saved from our sins we alone have remained faithful to him until the last cast the infidels into the burning fires of hell let them burn a slow death for Jesus and the heavenly father are coming Allah’s swine will be culled on that day they are not worthy of the coming of god along with all the others that he deems unfit the day of the infidels judgment is coming repent all those that wish to be saved on Christmas the day judgment will come we will together build a community that serves Jesus faithful followers, gods mercy you may bathe in accept god and live forever in his heaven yes Jesus is coming Jesus will save you let yourself be redeemed tell Jesus that you have sinned tell him tell him and be saved yes you are saved Jesus is coming he comes he comes all ye who have denied Jesus admit your sin live a life of purity Jesus is coming will you accept Jesus or will you burn in hell god comes to cull us I am but his messenger for the true believers on Christmas you will be saved the faithful will live through the great fires that god will cast upon us god will come god will come and I will be saved along with the few that will truly repent redemption is coming to the few true believers will ye not repent

Follow the true messiah I will lead you all to redemption to heaven come faithful of god destiny is coming Jesus is returning and there will be a day of judgment together with me we will build a scaffold but the day draws near those who wish to be saved come we alone were faithful to gods wishes we alone will be saved from our sins we alone have remained faithful to him until the last cast the infidels into the burning fires of hell let them burn a slow death for Jesus and the heavenly father are coming Allah’s swine will be culled on that day they are not worthy of the coming of god along with all the others that he deems unfit the day of the infidels judgment is coming repent all those that wish to be saved on Christmas the day judgment will come we will together build a community that serves Jesus faithful followers, gods mercy you may bathe in accept god and live forever in his heaven yes Jesus is coming Jesus will save you let yourself be redeemed tell Jesus that you have sinned tell him tell him and be saved yes you are saved Jesus is coming he comes he comes all ye who have denied Jesus admit your sin live a life of purity Jesus is coming will you accept Jesus or will you burn in hell god comes to cull us I am but his messenger for the true believers on Christmas you will be saved the faithful will live through the great fires that god will cast upon us god will come god will come and I will be saved along with the few that will truly repent redemption is coming to the few true believers will ye not repent
That's hard to read without punctuation.

Lol...
Ok, jesussaves, one joke thread is enough in my opinion.^^

But alas, I have an idea for another one:

"Did you fucking atheists ever thought that you will surely burn in hell after death? How can you sleep calmly when you know this?"


Interesting notion, that aetheists would "know this" as it implies that they believe in the notions of Hell, Satan, and all that when - being atheists - they don't believe in God....

I think you will have to accept that a lack of belief in one by neccessity results in a lack of belief in the other. Ergo sleeping calmly is not much of a problem.

Yes, yes I did. But then I met the guy. Apparently he's begun to believe the shit that various churches have been putting out the last millenia or so and has turned into a giant gaping asshole. Had to drop him faster than a eagle drops turtles on rocks.

Interesting notion, that aetheists would "know this" as it implies that they believe in the notions of Hell, Satan, and all that when - being atheists - they don't believe in God....

I think you will have to accept that a lack of belief in one by neccessity results in a lack of belief in the other. Ergo sleeping calmly is not much of a problem.

Sarcasm, anyone?

@Zeppistan:
No need to worry, I am atheist too.^^

Let it die. I'm tired of non Catholics making fun of Catholics and Catholics trying to convert people. This leads to sterotyping of people. If you think i'm like the guy who made the thread then you are sadly mistaken. In my opinion he is breaking the 2? commandment "Thou shalt not use thy Lord's name in vain(if spelt correctly)" by putting a suffix after Jesus to make it. He would say i would go to hell for wanting to take over the west of the Rhine. If he was a strong Catholic then he should know how to get out of hell and the youth of Jesus and what he did when he was young, the fact that he had a brother named thomas who wrote the fifth Gospel and know about the book of Enoch. Most Catholics and even Jesus knew that they couldn't get everyone to convert.

Now let this die and do not quote me ever (unless you tg me)

The only problem with the internet is that I don't have a tree delimber that I can threaten evangelists with, like I do face to face. Kinda sucks.

Follow the true messiah I will lead you all to redemption to heaven come faithful of god destiny is coming Jesus is returning and there will be a day of judgment together with me we will build a scaffold but the day draws near those who wish to be saved come we alone were faithful to gods wishes we alone will be saved from our sins we alone have remained faithful to him until the last cast the infidels into the burning fires of hell let them burn a slow death for Jesus and the heavenly father are coming Allah’s swine will be culled on that day they are not worthy of the coming of god along with all the others that he deems unfit the day of the infidels judgment is coming repent all those that wish to be saved on Christmas the day judgment will come we will together build a community that serves Jesus faithful followers, gods mercy you may bathe in accept god and live forever in his heaven yes Jesus is coming Jesus will save you let yourself be redeemed tell Jesus that you have sinned tell him tell him and be saved yes you are saved Jesus is coming he comes he comes all ye who have denied Jesus admit your sin live a life of purity Jesus is coming will you accept Jesus or will you burn in hell god comes to cull us I am but his messenger for the true believers on Christmas you will be saved the faithful will live through the great fires that god will cast upon us god will come god will come and I will be saved along with the few that will truly repent redemption is coming to the few true believers will ye not repent


How do you know this? Why should I NOT believe this is just incoherent psychobabble? Are you going to set off a nuke to kill us sinners? How will the nuke miss all the Dumba...err..Christians?

@Zeppistan:
No need to worry, I am atheist too.^^

Sorry.... just skimmin' posts and took it seriously by accident...

I'll make sure not to do that again :D

How will the nuke miss all the Dumba...err..Christians
Jesus himself will ride the nuke, ensuring that no Christian will be harmed.

(That reminds me of this "4 riders"-story.)

Follow the true messiah I will lead you all to redemption to heaven come faithful of god destiny is coming Jesus is returning and there will be a day of judgment together with me we will build a scaffold but the day draws near those who wish to be saved come we alone were faithful to gods wishes we alone will be saved from our sins we alone have remained faithful to him until the last cast the infidels into the burning fires of hell let them burn a slow death for Jesus and the heavenly father are coming Allah’s swine will be culled on that day they are not worthy of the coming of god along with all the others that he deems unfit the day of the infidels judgment is coming repent all those that wish to be saved on Christmas the day judgment will come we will together build a community that serves Jesus faithful followers, gods mercy you may bathe in accept god and live forever in his heaven yes Jesus is coming Jesus will save you let yourself be redeemed tell Jesus that you have sinned tell him tell him and be saved yes you are saved Jesus is coming he comes he comes all ye who have denied Jesus admit your sin live a life of purity Jesus is coming will you accept Jesus or will you burn in hell god comes to cull us I am but his messenger for the true believers on Christmas you will be saved the faithful will live through the great fires that god will cast upon us god will come god will come and I will be saved along with the few that will truly repent redemption is coming to the few true believers will ye not repent


Scholars have analysed your run-on sentence ...

How will he divert the explosion away from them? Will his Nasty **** Of Doom(tm) absorb all the energy headed for the Christers?

Let it die. Morta a Thread In Nation States
MATINS

This thread is funny. Don't kill it. Bastards.

How will he divert the explosion away from them? Will his Nasty **** Of Doom(tm) absorb all the energy headed for the Christers?
He will shout loudly that all Christians shall take cover by ducking into a kneeing position and taking their arms over their heads.

hahahahaha i was just kidding guys... i'm atheist
i just like occasionally trying to screw around with Christians...

Kills the thred kills Jesus and God and everyone else that pisses him off dealing wiht the word according to God *Wakes up* Damnit.. it was only a dream.. ah well.. fuck Jesus.. he died for me yea right.. then since i dont pray go ask you almighty and powerful one why the earth still SUCKS!

Being the smartest Catholic on the thread i can safetly say that jesussaves and the heterosexual dog are almost the complete opposites of what jesus tought. HE TAUGHT TOLERENCE NOT TO KILL NONBELIEVERS YOU (left word
out) TO THE CATHOLIC FAITH.

MATINS

Ok, as much of a fuckwit jesussaves is, I'd very much appreciate if the rest of you tried not to rope the piss out of Christianity whilst chastising him. Believe it or not, i happen to be Catholic. Perhaps not the ideal one, but a Catholic nevertheless and thus i see neither rhyme nor reason for poking fun at my chosen faith. Even I doubt the validity of the Bible and it's stories on occasion, but you can't deny it has proved useful as well as detrimental. By this i mean it is a cornerstone of the foundation of todays law and order. On the other hand, you've had and will always have complete and utter social rejects who take it too seriously and turn the rest of society against the rest of the religious when most of us are fairly rational human beings (I say fairly cos I'm often far from rational, but meh). I don't believe any of us are just randomly going to hell for not believing. God gave us free will. Since he seems to be, on the whole, rational unless provoked, i think he's pretty cool with us all doing silly things. I mean, so far he's done little to stop us. Please don't hurt me, Lord. So...yea, please have a go at jesussaves. In fact, i'll have a go myself

Ahem

Jesussaves, do religion a favour and just shut the hell up.

Right. That aside, i must once again ask you to stop mindlessly attacking religion. By all means, slapp jesussaves, just please try not to insult my religion because of his stupidity. Thank you all.

Being the smartest Catholic on the thread i can safetly say that jesussaves and the heterosexual dog are almost the complete opposites of what jesus tought. HE TAUGHT TOLERENCE NOT TO KILL NONBELIEVERS YOU (left word
out) TO THE CATHOLIC FAITH.

MATINS

Really? Were the seats at the lecture hall he taught in uncomfortable?

Christianty threatens ppl w/ eternal damnation? I'd more so say that it just tells the truth and doesn't try to glaze over what will happen if you don't accept and embrace JEsus as you savior. God will love you all the way to hell!

People should worship me instead.
Sure, I have no fancy Heaven for all the good peeps, but I don't have any Hell either, because I've read Nietzsche. But free candy in my churches!

I had some morons banging on my door a saturday afternoon once and starting spewing about some dead dude from 2000 years ago. I was in the middle of an online poker tournament and was pissed off...

I told them I didn't have time right now, but that they were more than welcome back at 9pm for our monthly gay devil worshipping sexparty! Never saw them again, go figure...

Right. That aside, i must once again ask you to stop mindlessly attacking religion. By all means, slapp jesussaves, just please try not to insult my religion because of his stupidity. Thank you all.

I am not mindlessly attacking CHristianity or the tenets of it. I think you have the right to believe whatever you want, but you do NOT have the right to condemn me for not believing. If you do, you forfiet total respect from me.

Would you look at that? My pleas went unheard and ignored by quite a few peeps. How bloody typical...

I'm NOT condemning anyone, I'm just asking that they don't inadvertantly attack those who are not associated with jesussaves. I'm sorry if i sounded aggressive, but I'm sure a few of you would feel the same were you in my position?

Does accepting Cheesus count? Praise be to Cheddar!

Christianty threatens ppl w/ eternal damnation? I'd more so say that it just tells the truth and doesn't try to glaze over what will happen if you don't accept and embrace JEsus as you savior. God will love you all the way to hell!

You ALMOST sound convincing.

Would you look at that? My pleas went unheard and ignored by quite a few peeps. How bloody typical...

I'm NOT condemning anyone, I'm just asking that they don't inadvertantly attack those who are not associated with jesussaves. I'm sorry if i sounded aggressive, but I'm sure a few of you would feel the same were you in my position?

And how has anyone personally attacked YOU YOURSELF for something jesussaves said?

Have you accepted Jesus as your personal savior?
No, but I've accepted that Jesus was only human and is now dead. If I am mistaken, he is perfectly free come tell me.

And how has anyone personally attacked YOU YOURSELF for something jesussaves said?

Whoa man, cool down. I'm speaking not for myself, but also for others who i know think as i do. Like i said, I'm sorry for sounding aggressive.

Me typing in caps to add emphasis to my words without going to the trouble to italicise them isn't tantamount to aggression. Neither is you defending your faith.

meh, ok. Back to business then? Jesussaves sucks etc.

Why would I do something dumb like become a christian?

Why would I do something dumb like become a christian?

Because it could bring emotional comfort, provided you could get over the initial hurdle of ignoring its blatant fallacy.

I quote the esteemed Mr. Lazarul Long: "The most preposterous notion that H. sapiens has ever dreamed up is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of all the Universes, wants the saccharine adoration of His creatures, can be swayed by their prayers, and becomes petulant if He does not receive this flattery. Yet this absurd fantasy, without a shred of evidence to bolster it, pays all the expenses of the oldest, largest, and least productive industry in all history."

After reading this thread http://img198.exs.cx/img198/3505/no3ym.gif. I mean really the kid makes a couple of posts and immediately he gets flamed for his beliefs. Instead of throwing swear words at him wouldn't it have been better to (IMHO) put this?: "Though I respect your beliefs I have my own and Im clearly not interested, thanks for your opinion though."

Shouldn't there be the ability to express our opinions without the fears of being shot down just because we believe this or that?

And yes I am a Christian as well.

(Sorry if there are any punctuation or mispells in this, though it is still readable)

I quote the esteemed Mr. Lazarul Long: "The most preposterous notion that H. sapiens has ever dreamed up is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of all the Universes, wants the saccharine adoration of His creatures, can be swayed by their prayers, and becomes petulant if He does not receive this flattery. Yet this absurd fantasy, without a shred of evidence to bolster it, pays all the expenses of the oldest, largest, and least productive industry in all history."

Why must they candy-coat these things? Why can't they just say what they really mean? :rolleyes:

;)

I agree with the short story co-glamination thing. I get to write the creation myth!

I think this thread is a hoax. The typos and name do suggest to me that it's just a regular messing around. Let's all get drunk and go to Paradise Club or something instead of arguing.

Granted it is difficult to believe something without proof. I believe because i had an experience of Jesus that i couldnt explain away. i find it hard to swallow the belief that there is no God. No Jesus. That he died for me makes sense if you see the world as the bible says God does. If you have a relationship with Jesus he is a firm rock on which you build your life. If you dont he is a stumbling block and you see him as a stumbling block for others - epecially those that call themselves christians.
The bible does talk about heaven and hell. If viewed in the light of God being a just God who hates sin (and we have all sinned...no one is perfect - we have all done things that we are not proud of. We have all broken the law in some way...we have all done things that we know are wrong) and loves the sinner. He loves me and you. He longs to have a personal relationship with you and bring peace and love and joy to your life.
If you seek God you will find him.
Jesus asked us one important thing of us - to love. And he showed us love - by stretching his arms open wide - on a cross.

Of course Jesus saves. He gets a higher interest rate. :p

Jesus loves you. It's a fact. He dyed for you. Ask him to come in to your life and he will set you free.

Thanks, but I was called to a different path. May you continue to find enlightenment on your journey. :)

Peace,

~Caffie

Of course Jesus saves. He gets a higher interest rate. :p

And he's tax exempt.

Of course Jesus saves. He gets a higher interest rate. :p

If Jesus didn't save he might lose his data in a power cut. Or on any normal day, if he uses Windows like me.

Jesus saves! He passes it to Moses. Moses shoots...he scores!!


:D

I had some morons banging on my door a saturday afternoon once and starting spewing about some dead dude from 2000 years ago. I was in the middle of an online poker tournament and was pissed off...

I told them I didn't have time right now, but that they were more than welcome back at 9pm for our monthly gay devil worshipping sexparty! Never saw them again, go figure...

Two Jehovah's witnesses came to the door while we were preparing dinner.
My (Jewish) wife opened up the door to begin hearing how Jesus can help people come to terms with the trauma of 9/11 then I came out of the kitchen with pagan jewelry around my neck and up to my elbows in chicken guts.

We didn't have much trouble convincing them to leave. Funny that. Thor saves I suppose.

budda was possesed by a demon. The demon tries to trick people into not accepting Jesus.

Yes, the Buddha was possessed by a benevolent demon who needed not to be worshipped, but to help people rid themselves of greed and hate.

Jesus on the other hand, was a vessel of God who came down to tell everyone if they didn't call him the messiah from now on there is a special place in a fiery pit open for their soul. Even people who never had heard of him.

I think I'll trust the "demon's" word.

Jesus loves you. It's a fact. He dyed for you. Ask him to come in to your life and he will set you free.

Why do you people keep interrupting my meditation? Can't you see that I'm trying to worship Mithra here? I thought I put myself on the Do-Not-Call List or something...

Jesus loves you. It's a fact. He dyed for you. Ask him to come in to your life and he will set you free.
No, but I asked the Cosmic Cow. She created the Universe after eating from the primigenial grass. All those who accept the Cow will dring from her milk for eternity. Does who do not will live in her dung.

The Cosmic Cow loves you, it's a fact. All you have to do is accept her.

I'd personally prefer a religion that didn't threaten me with eternal damnation. But thanks anyway *slowly backs away from crazy webevangelist*
Firstly, Jesus isn't a religion. There are either believers or non believers.

Secondly, look on the positive side instead of the negative side, in that you can have eternal life in heaven, rather than eternal damnation. The choice is yours.

Thirdly, God is all powerful, and is a forgiving God. However, "faith without works is dead". It is very difficult to ask God for forgiveness of your sins, if you are unable to forgive those who trespass against you.

He dyed for me? As in cloth? Did he use lavender or rose petals? What color is it??? WE MUST KNOW!!!!!

On another note, fuck you for trying to push ytour religion on others. I have respect for any belief system, as long as they stay well away from me. Go to Hell.
How is the poster pushing his religion on you? You came to this thread and had a choice to either ignore it or put your 2 cents worth in.

Is Jessussaves not entitled to his opinions and beliefs or is everyone supposed to follow your exemplary attitude?

There's a difference between a typo and a dumbass. But I digress.

Can't you see something inherently fucked up about a religion that worships the death of someone supposedly so revered? While people ignore what he ACTUALLY said in his life, supposedly? There are way too many logical inconsistancies and fallacies for me to even begin to rationalize here.

Fuck off and die.

Well, this does bring up one major point that is all too often ignored: there is actually a lot of legitimate philosophical truth in the Bible, especially in the teachings of Jesus. Take, for example, the Sermon on The Mount (St. Matthew 5-7). While there are some things - condemnation of sex, for example - that I disagree with in the Sermon, the majority of it is a golden jackpot for those seeking sound advice on how to live one's life in harmony with others. I realize that there are many flaws in Christian theory and practice, but that gives us no cause to condemn what good there is in the Bible.
Keep in mind that I'm not a Christian, but a Pagan who's read the bible.

Because your a sinner and don't deserve anythig better.

Says who?

Oh what an age we live in where we want to tolerate everyone! *except those Christians* You people make me laugh. You don't have to like what this guy is saying but most of you posted on the inclusiveness of Christianity and most of you did your best to try to exclude it. You expect everyone to tolerate you, respect your beliefs (or lack of beliefs), and not try to 'force their opinion on you (which the original person was not doing, when you post a message for something like this you are simply stating your mind and trying to convince others, but I won't go into another double standard rant), but very few on this thread are actually doing the same to the original poster. Those are my two cents worth. One last thing, trying to make fun of people by laughing at their grammar or spelling is very immature, I’m sorry, but it is. You don’t have to accept the views that jesussaves wants you to, and you don’t have to try to make him/her look stupid and resort to name calling. Lets move passed kindergarten, please.
A standing ovation for this most tolerant post. Good post!! :)

Actually, Colours is an intentional British misspelling, as a rebellion against the French in their war they all htat time ago. The French spell it Color, which is closer to English than Colour.

And also, as I have read from different sources, Jesus was supposedly in several countries during his tenure through the time the bible doesn't say anything, which is long enough that one could travel from India to Egypt and back again.
Actually, the French spell colour: couleur

Yes, I have accepted Him.

Listen bud, unless his real name is Wayne Szalinski, ain't no way JC's fitting in here O_O

Best. Post. Ever.

The only problem with the internet is that I don't have a tree delimber that I can threaten evangelists with, like I do face to face. Kinda sucks.

I prefer my magickal staff, it seems more effective....

Why would I do something dumb like become a christian?
:sprays New Granada with a fire extinguisher:

Why would I do something dumb like become a christian?

Certainly no dumber than flamebaiting, though.

Jesus loves you. It's a fact.

prove it.

He dyed for you.

everybody has already pointed out how silly this is. i will simply point and laugh.


Ask him to come in to your life and he will set you free.
why? i'm already free. aren't you?

Certainly no dumber than flamebaiting, though.
take his original post, and replace the word "christian" with "racist." i'll bet you a brass nickel that people wouldn't be complaining it was flamebait.

take his original post, and replace the word "christian" with "racist." i'll bet you a brass nickel that people wouldn't be complaining it was flamebait.

Are talking about New Granada, or that jesussaves guy?

Are talking about New Granada, or that jesussaves guy?
lol, New Grenada...if somebody posted the same kind of recruitment for racism that Jesussaves has for Christianity i think people would be far less considerate of his views.

just another example of the inconsistent values around here :P.

lol, New Grenada...if somebody posted the same kind of recruitment for racism that Jesussaves has for Christianity i think people would be far less considerate of his views.

just another example of the inconsistent values around here :P.

I found jessussaves's posts to be flamebait, as well.

My 'personal' saviour? Meh. Cheaper than a bodyguard. Why not?

I found jessussaves's posts to be flamebait, as well.
and i find the very notion of prohibiting or discouraging "flamebait" to be contrary to some of my deepest values. some people have a sense of equality, i know, it's just that the majority around here doesn't.

I was "saved" when I was 12.
Now that I'm an atheist/Buddhist-type, if the whole Jeus thing turns out to be right after all, I'm still allowed eternal membership to the club.

Right On!!!

I am an atheist, and cannot see why anyone would believe in someone when they have no proof at all of his existence. I am going to start a religion where we worship pixies. What you dont believe they're real? Hmmm I'm sure there's proof around here somewhere...
By the way Jesussaves, you say Jesus loves everyone, but what about Homosexuals? The bible states they are an abomination, and shall not possess the kingdom of God. Doesn't sound very loving to me.

That said I do find the bible to be a good basis for our societys morals, despite it all being bullshit.

If Muhammed was alive today he'd be mighty pissed.

How is the poster pushing his religion on you? You came to this thread and had a choice to either ignore it or put your 2 cents worth in.

Is Jessussaves not entitled to his opinions and beliefs or is everyone supposed to follow your exemplary attitude?

No he is not.

Who wants to write the chapter of Revelations for our new good book?

Jesus saves and takes half damage!

Gotta love those "Glorious Plus Signs" with + 10 to will saves.

Ask him to come in to your life.
Sorry. Not I'm not into guy's. But he can send over Maria Magdalena.

Who wants to write the chapter of Revelations for our new good book?I could probably produce some appropriate doomy mostly nonsensical ranting. I'm good at ranting like a maniac.

Jesus saves and takes half damage!

Gotta love those "Glorious Plus Signs" with + 10 to will saves.
Satan: attacks with Tempt In Desert
Jesus: Saves!
*roll roll roll*
Jesus: Will save for no damage!

This quote is amusingly un-PC: "This whole Christian theology thing is that god came down to experience life through his son. Well, how's he experiencing life if he doesn't get laid? Give me a break. And why would he not get laid, as he created the apparatus in the first place?"
-- Tori Amos, interview in Vox, May, 1994

http://www.positiveatheism.org/hist/quotes/quote-a1.htm

Satan: attacks with Tempt In Desert
Jesus: Saves!
*roll roll roll*
Jesus: Will save for no damage!

Roman Guards attack with +5 addition powers!
"Aww man... Why did my DM have to be a sadist!"
"Sorry man, thats 5D4 + 10 damage, you're unconcious."
"Well at least I'm still alive."
"Did I mention they're nailing you to a giant addition sign?"

By the way Jesussaves, you say Jesus loves everyone, but what about Homosexuals? The bible states they are an abomination, and shall not possess the kingdom of God. Doesn't sound very loving to me.

QUOTE]

Love, Yes Jesus loves every one. HE loves homosexuals even though what they do is a sin. Everybody is a sinner. Jesus did not exempt anyone. Read the Bible. It say it all overthe place. Prostitutes, murderers, thieves, even religiouse leaders. Its not the person he hates, it what the person does.

Noone goes to heaven unless they believe in jesus and what he said. It doesnt matter how "good" you are.

Jesus loves me even thoug hevery day i screw up. thats part of the job of being God. He forgives. But i have to ask for that forgivness and try not to screw up again.

Also, poeple who feel the need to swear on this forum. I have a quesiton. Why do you need to do it? Do you make your point because you swore. It doesnt have the same effect if we were next to each other. Also, try not to be so venomous when responding to a mans heartfeltplea to see you in heaven. If you paasionatly came to someone and you wanted them to have something great andthe told you to f off, how would you feel? Honestly people, act like adults.

well i need to go now. have a great night all

Roman Guards attack with +5 addition powers!
"Aww man... Why did my DM have to be a sadist!"
"Sorry man, thats 5D4 + 10 damage, you're unconcious."
"Well at least I'm still alive."
"Did I mention they're nailing you to a giant addition sign?"
Jesus: *paralyzed, taking 2d4 + damage per second
Jesus: DM, DM, lama sabachthani?

This quote is amusingly un-PC: "This whole Christian theology thing is that god came down to experience life through his son. Well, how's he experiencing life if he doesn't get laid? Give me a break. And why would he not get laid, as he created the apparatus in the first place?"
Ooh!
Jesus might have been asexual! Or nonsexual or whatever word it is.

Ooh!
Jesus might have been asexual! Or nonsexual or whatever word it is.

The word is "asexual". Actually there's evidence that Jesus might have been gay, but I won't say anything on the subject for fear of it being considered "flamebait". You can find it somewhere at http://www.religioustolerance.org if you're interested.

Anyway, I didn't say the content of quote was necessarily correct, just that it amused me.

Anyway, I didn't say the content of quote was necessarily correct, just that it amused me.
Yeah, I know. I just went off on some random tangent. That's what I'm here for.
...
I think.

I dont understand onething though about some atheist. Why do they say oh my God meaning they have a god but they cant because they are Atheist.

Things like "oh my god" are known as expletives. They offer no meaning to the sentence, they just get added in because they have become part ofthe language and speech pattern. When I say "I'm fuckin' hungry" before my friends and I head out to Freebirds, I don't actually mean I'm going to have sex with hungry.

Atheists say "Oh God" out of habit. Surely the concept of a habit is easy to understand?

Sometimes I say "Oh my lack of God" to be different, but it doesn't come instinctively.

Jesus loves you. It's a fact. He dyed for you. Ask him to come in to your life and he will set you free.

You mean dIed?

Hm, kind of makes me wonder about the whole, you know, "factual" thing. :confused:

Follow the true messiah I will lead you all to redemption to heaven come faithful of god destiny is coming Jesus is returning and there will be a day of judgment together with me we will build a scaffold but the day draws near those who wish to be saved come we alone were faithful to gods wishes we alone will be saved from our sins we alone have remained faithful to him until the last cast the infidels into the burning fires of hell let them burn a slow death for Jesus and the heavenly father are coming Allah’s swine will be culled on that day they are not worthy of the coming of god along with all the others that he deems unfit the day of the infidels judgment is coming repent all those that wish to be saved on Christmas the day judgment will come we will together build a community that serves Jesus faithful followers, gods mercy you may bathe in accept god and live forever in his heaven yes Jesus is coming Jesus will save you let yourself be redeemed tell Jesus that you have sinned tell him tell him and be saved yes you are saved Jesus is coming he comes he comes all ye who have denied Jesus admit your sin live a life of purity Jesus is coming will you accept Jesus or will you burn in hell god comes to cull us I am but his messenger for the true believers on Christmas you will be saved the faithful will live through the great fires that god will cast upon us god will come god will come and I will be saved along with the few that will truly repent redemption is coming to the few true believers will ye not repent
sorry to bring it up 6 pages later, but did anybody else notice how impressive this is?

301 words, and he managed to avoid any punctuation.

Give that dog a medal

Not until he fixes this shirt.

I wanted GREEN, not BLUE!

You twit! Wow, I yelled an ugly word :rolleyes: First time I ever did that, not really, mumbled the D word about a computer game my mom was playing one time. She almost caught me. I'm actually a good daddy's girl, just thought the D word wasn't a bad word then :( And I was saved July fourth when I was nine :eek:

You twit! Wow, I yelled an ugly word :rolleyes: First time I ever did that, not really, mumbled the D word about a computer game my mom was playing one time. She almost caught me. I'm actually a good daddy's girl, just thought the D word wasn't a bad word then :( And I was saved July fourth when I was nine :eek:
What's the "D word"? Dianetics?

What's the "D word"? Dianetics?

No, the cuss word that's spelled sort of like this DAM :headbang:

You twit! Wow, I yelled an ugly word :rolleyes: First time I ever did that, not really, mumbled the D word about a computer game my mom was playing one time. She almost caught me. I'm actually a good daddy's girl, just thought the D word wasn't a bad word then :( And I was saved July fourth when I was nine :eek:
whats the d word? damn? That isn't a bad word

Jesus loves you. It's a fact. He dyed for you. Ask him to come in to your life and he will set you free.
Ahaahaaa....*wipes away tears*....I always knew that Jesus was a hippy...does he deliver?

No, the cuss word that's spelled sort of like this DAM :headbang:
Dim? That isn't so bad... like "this guy's so dim he can't find his way out of a paper bag," sounds a bit nice even.

whats the d word? damn? That isn't a bad word

It is to my parents. I write up theater plays as a hobby, no one reads them, but one's becoming a novel for my schoolwork, I use damn sometimes :rolleyes: Not in this one though, this one's a mystory because my mom and I love mystory books and such :)

Jesus loves you. It's a fact. He dyed for you. Ask him to come in to your life and he will set you free.

Heathen, infidel, etc! Eris is triumphant!! Hail Eris. All Hail Discordia Magna!
PROSECUTORS WILL BE TRANSGRESSICUTED.

That said, I need more black t-shirts. What does Jesus charge per shirt?

Wow. This is fucking pathetic, to say the least.

At my synagogue, we had a gay activist come in and talk about loving committed gay relationships. I guarantee you there wasn't a single person there who agreed with what he said, but you know what? We didn't bad-mouth him, run him off the stage, or tell him to go to hell, or all that stuff. We barely even talked about it afterwards, we simply just let him go quietly, and we didn't bitch about it.

Us horrible, intolerant Jews. Wow. "But you were lynching him with your minds!" is about the best thing the lib critics even came up with after that one, which is pathetic even for them.

And someone comes here and, doesn't say a word about "gays go to hell!" or "muslims are shit!" or any of that ridiculousness, he merely asks if people have accepted Christ, and then says if they haven't, then they should try it out. Like the AOL trial version, or whatever. It's not like he said "Let's nuke San Francisco!". And you people, in your psychotic hatred of all things godly, fly off the handle. It's a tenet of Christianity to try to spread the word, and your persecution of him is immoral no matter how you spin it. Beyond that even, it's disgusting, and you should be ashamed of yourselves. He wasn't trying to be an asshole, he was trying to spread a message of hope. You people need to learn how to friggin' ignore stuff you don't like, not act like bullies.

Sometimes I wonder about human nature...

On another note, fuck you for trying to push ytour religion on others. I have respect for any belief system, as long as they stay well away from me. Go to Hell.



Gee, such a harsh thing to say when all he did was make you read this thread and spend time typing a reply instead of ignoring it. Then again, if someone made me watch Barney and wouldn't let me change the channel, I might get pissed off too.

Wow. This is fucking pathetic, to say the least.

At my synagogue, we had a gay activist come in and talk about loving committed gay relationships. I guarantee you there wasn't a single person there who agreed with what he said, but you know what? We didn't bad-mouth him, run him off the stage, or tell him to go to hell, or all that stuff. We barely even talked about it afterwards, we simply just let him go quietly, and we didn't bitch about it.

Us horrible, intolerant Jews. Wow. "But you were lynching him with your minds!" is about the best thing the lib critics even came up with after that one, which is pathetic even for them.

And someone comes here and, doesn't say a word about "gays go to hell!" or "muslims are shit!" or any of that ridiculousness, he merely asks if people have accepted Christ, and then says if they haven't, then they should try it out. Like the AOL trial version, or whatever. It's not like he said "Let's nuke San Francisco!". And you people, in your psychotic hatred of all things godly, fly off the handle. It's a tenet of Christianity to try to spread the word, and your persecution of him is immoral no matter how you spin it. Beyond that even, it's disgusting, and you should be ashamed of yourselves. He wasn't trying to be an asshole, he was trying to spread a message of hope. You people need to learn how to friggin' ignore stuff you don't like, not act like bullies.

Sometimes I wonder about human nature...

I wonder too sometimes. I mean, my mom works with a lot of gay guys, I like them, one new one "prances" but he's cool from what I know about him. Her boss is gay too.

I'm going to have to laugh now.

Hahaha! I think agay guy is cool for who he is and you laugh at me! I'll have you know, my boyfriend touched me on my left "nip" today, and I liked it, but made him stop because we're both 15, mature, young, people with whome my dad was a block behind where he couldn't see. And A and I are waiting till after he gets out of the navy after college, then eloping he shall go, with me, I hope :eek: *Turning red and realizing I really am growing out of being a daddy's, mommy's only baby* And I must be in a mood.

Wow. This is fucking pathetic, to say the least.

At my synagogue, we had a gay activist come in and talk about loving committed gay relationships. I guarantee you there wasn't a single person there who agreed with what he said, but you know what? We didn't bad-mouth him, run him off the stage, or tell him to go to hell, or all that stuff. We barely even talked about it afterwards, we simply just let him go quietly, and we didn't bitch about it.

Us horrible, intolerant Jews. Wow. "But you were lynching him with your minds!" is about the best thing the lib critics even came up with after that one, which is pathetic even for them.

And someone comes here and, doesn't say a word about "gays go to hell!" or "muslims are shit!" or any of that ridiculousness, he merely asks if people have accepted Christ, and then says if they haven't, then they should try it out. Like the AOL trial version, or whatever. It's not like he said "Let's nuke San Francisco!". And you people, in your psychotic hatred of all things godly, fly off the handle. It's a tenet of Christianity to try to spread the word, and your persecution of him is immoral no matter how you spin it. Beyond that even, it's disgusting, and you should be ashamed of yourselves. He wasn't trying to be an asshole, he was trying to spread a message of hope. You people need to learn how to friggin' ignore stuff you don't like, not act like bullies.

Sometimes I wonder about human nature...
Actually most of us just thought it was some strange combination between funney and sad. It was a poorly thought out and badly written attempt at evangelizing. Atheists and Agnostics get bombarded with these all the time, so we took it out on someone who obviously didn't know what they were talking about.

However, to anyone who thought that this was worth flaming over, you are pathetic.

For everyone else... http://www.iuploads.com/uploads/aa38f0e220.png (http://www.iuploads.com)
Note: This was done as quickly as humanly possible.

Yes, please do. I hate myself right now and A might kill me, not litterally, for bragging about our second date at a dog parade for mardi gra. Oh well. I look foreward to loing the fact that my mom can't log into my nation, she can't figure SOMETHING out, I can tell when she tries to :)

Jack scarlington - warned for flaming. You will not insult others' beliefs, regardless of whether you hold them yourself.

Demon Phoenix - warned for flamebaiting. Scatological references do not, in fact, improve the intelligence of a discussion.

This thread is clearly getting out of hand - thus, I'm going to lock it. I'm sorry to those of you who were attempting to debate rationally - as allways, it's a small minority of the population ruining it for the rest of us ...

~ Tsar the Mod.