NationStates Jolt Archive

Last Friday(Not Yesterday So last Week People)
I was getting out of the car after cricket and i was a little bit eager to do so why because Fords are Dumb.

As a result i went into the corner of the Door and managed to cut my head just below the Temple and it might just leave a scar.

A pox on the fool who invented the Ford whoever he was.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So you walked into your door frame and it's the car's fault? Little bit of advice: In a battle between you and your car, bet on your car. In the future, you should probably not charge head first into your door frame.

So you walked into your door frame and it's the car's fault? Little bit of advice: In a battle between you and your car, bet on your car. In the future, you should probably not charge head first into your door frame.
Thats true but its the cars fault for being a Ford and my fault for being partially drunk.

;) So what you're saying is that Fords are not fool- and drunk-proof.

Folks, don't drink and disembark! ;)

Thats true but its the cars fault for being a Ford and my fault for being partially drunk.
It's a good idea to avoid driving drunk. You're lucky all you got was a cut on your head.

A pox on the fool who invented the Ford whoever he was.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Well, considering the name "Ford", I'd "go out on a limb" and say the guy's last name might have been Ford. :D

It's a good idea to avoid driving drunk. You're lucky all you got was a cut on your head.
WARNING

Harlesburg does not condone(SP)
Drunk Driving nor will he ever

Drunk Driving is bad i got a ride home im a bit "vague" sometimes but not stupid

Same to you Katganistan

So what you're saying is that Fords are not fool- and drunk-proof.

Folks, don't drink and disembark!
Tis not a fool just misunderstood.

*hugs her Mustang* that mean man doesn't know what he says, forgive him.

;)

Well, considering the name "Ford", I'd "go out on a limb" and say the guy's last name might have been Ford. :D
Oh so its was the guy who killed his twin brother and buried him under the family house that then stole the idea not the guy that invented the VW-Damn

*hugs her Mustang* that mean man doesn't know what he says, forgive him.

;)
Sorry mean man(me) will let Mustangs live and escorts but the rest can go to hell its(THe car i was in) a new station wagon.

;) So what you're saying is that Fords are not fool- and drunk-proof.

Folks, don't drink and disembark! ;)
Oh wait i am a Fool Sig says so so it must be true

BUMP so more people can call me a DD :D

Last Friday(Not Yesterday So last Week People)
I was getting out of the car after cricket and i was a little bit eager to do so why because Fords are Dumb.

As a result i went into the corner of the Door and managed to cut my head just below the Temple and it might just leave a scar.

A pox on the fool who invented the Ford whoever he was.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeep Cherokee's are DEATH TRAPS!

I was getting into my friend's jeep which was parked in his garage. It was a tight squeeze getting in coz I couldn't open the door all the way. As I got in the door closed a bit, on my head, and I just about tore me ears off. Ouch!

Down with pointy objects and hard edges! Nerf should make everything!

anything built to resemble a box on a wheels is a death trap because its center of gravity is way too high

Last Friday(Not Yesterday So last Week People)
I was getting out of the car after cricket and i was a little bit eager to do so why because Fords are Dumb.

As a result i went into the corner of the Door and managed to cut my head just below the Temple and it might just leave a scar.

A pox on the fool who invented the Ford whoever he was.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've seen some people that wear helmets when walking around. It might be worth a try.

Jeep Cherokee's are DEATH TRAPS!

I was getting into my friend's jeep which was parked in his garage. It was a tight squeeze getting in coz I couldn't open the door all the way. As I got in the door closed a bit, on my head, and I just about tore me ears off. Ouch!

Let's not forget the fact that Jeeps must be the most flimsy cars on the planet. In a head on collision between an SUV and a Jeep, I have my money on the SUV's occupants surviving. I'd never ride in one of those things.

anything built to resemble a box on a wheels is a death trap because its center of gravity is way too high

I didn't know making hairpin turns at high speeds was a huge problem.

Let's not forget the fact that Jeeps must be the most flimsy cars on the planet. In a head on collision between an SUV and a Jeep, I have my money on the SUV's occupants surviving. I'd never ride in one of those things.
between an suv and any other car i put my money on the suv, unless its a vehicle thats more likea tank than the suv: hummer, big trucks, huge ass ford trucks, you know the ones i mean

I've seen some people that wear helmets when walking around. It might be worth a try.

I shouldnt have to do anything all corners should be rounded to accomadate me and others with no sense of equalibrium- :p

I have a hat that says:

Holden?
Ford?
Who gives a shit?!

Let's not forget the fact that Jeeps must be the most flimsy cars on the planet. In a head on collision between an SUV and a Jeep, I have my money on the SUV's occupants surviving. I'd never ride in one of those things.

you know, technically, jeeps (the cherokee things, etc) are SUV's.