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http://www.densitychurch.org/sheep.html

But people *can* be sheeple, however

gay sheep are gay.


Is this another joke church site like landoverbaptist?

Spiderman will make you gay.

"And I am sure that the vast majority of New Zealanders will get right behind gay sheep, just as they have always got behind sheep throughout the history of our nation."

"You know, Jesus was the Good Shepherd, and he sure wouldn't have let any of his flock go gay"

hehe

Is this another joke church site like landoverbaptist?

Yes, it is taking the piss out of a baptist church called 'Destiny Church'...

Have a look at: http://www.densitychurch.org/bibleanswers.html

But do the sheep choose to be gay?

But do the sheep choose to be gay?

Studies seem to show that it is biological...http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn3008

... this is another great article I just found though: http://www.densitychurch.org/flatearth.html

I've posted it before, but I'll do it again for the benefit of whoever might have missed it.

There's an easy experiment you can perform to determine whether or not homosexuality is biological.
1 Buy gay porn
2 Watch gay porn and try to masturbate
3 If you didn't get excited homosexuality is biological
4 If you did get excited you are gay

4 If you did get excited you are gay
Or at least bisexual.

There's an easy experiment you can perform to determine whether or not homosexuality is biological.
1 Buy gay porn
2 Watch gay porn and try to masturbate
3 If you didn't get excited homosexuality is biological
4 If you did get excited you are gay
there are many people who simply aren't aroused by porn of any kind. my ex was turned off by all kinds of pornography, for instance, but we had quite a healthy sex life.

there are many people who simply aren't aroused by porn of any kind. my ex was turned off by all kinds of pornography, for instance, but we had quite a healthy sex life.
Was your ex a woman? I'm not trying to be funny or anything, but every guy I know including me has a healthy interest in porn.

I've posted it before, but I'll do it again for the benefit of whoever might have missed it.

There's an easy experiment you can perform to determine whether or not homosexuality is biological.
1 Buy gay porn
2 Watch gay porn and try to masturbate
3 If you didn't get excited homosexuality is biological
4 If you did get excited you are gay

Yeah. I tend to agree.

Spiderman will make you gay.

I always hated him. Spongebob is also making people gay. 22% of the watchers of spongebob in america 40% in gb are between 18 and 49 and the gay community uses him as a symbol. Comic book super heroes teach kids to be fascists

Well ... I dont know how you feel about this ... butt the way I see it, any animal who's male name is 'Ram' must be as gay as Huckleberry Hound. :D

Once again, if this were real, it would be uncomprehendingly funny. But it isn't, and as such, it doesn't even match up to landoverbaptist, because this one is a knockoff.

Once again, if this were real, it would be uncomprehendingly funny. But it isn't, and as such, it doesn't even match up to landoverbaptist, because this one is a knockoff.

Well Land Over Baptist holds a distinctly American theme. Similarly, Density Church is more New Zealand/Australian oriented. The march against homosexual sheep is supposed to be reminiscent of Destiny Church’s march against homosexuals and prostitutes on Parliament in Wellington (and the pictures you see on the site are of it, just edited). Also with our elections coming up, Destiny Church has launched the first ever purely Christian political party in New Zealand and an election promise would be to enforce morality laws and make New Zealand a ‘Christian country’.

But unless you are from around here it isn’t as funny, and I find it the same with Land Over Baptist. And none of these sites' news articles are 'real', they're purely for taking the piss.

so if the sheep are gay, does that then mean that other livestock could be gay? Oh, no, now we have to censor out "gay" beef-cattle too! :eek: What will the conservatives eat? :confused:

so if the sheep are gay, does that then mean that other livestock could be gay? Oh, no, now we have to censor out "gay" beef-cattle too! :eek: What will the conservatives eat? :confused:

Nooo!

Does this mean I can now write Sheep Man/Little Bo Peep's Sheep slash?

Hmm... Some sheep are gay, but then, all the holy ones are NOT.

Well ... I dont know how you feel about this ... butt the way I see it, any animal who's male name is 'Ram' must be as gay as Huckleberry Hound. :D

Does this apply in St. Louis?