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Why does everyone say that Holland is full of transvestites?

Syawla
04-02-2005, 18:45
"Our President would like to make it clear that the stereotype of all Dutch male citizens wearing women's clothing or in any way resembling transvestites is wholly unjust. The President points out that he himself is Dutch and has only worn women's clothing when it has been sunny."

Dutch Foreign Minister
Frederick Ruud Jaap van Doouberk (Mrs)
Legless Pirates
04-02-2005, 18:46
They do? :confused:
Syawla
04-02-2005, 18:47
Yeah I've had enough!
Kryozerkia
04-02-2005, 18:48
It is?? *blinks* and I wasn't informed of this stereotype? :p
Legless Pirates
04-02-2005, 18:48
Bastards.

OI world! You are all necrophiliacs! except the Dutch who are just transvestites
Syawla
04-02-2005, 18:49
Yeah! All non-dutch are negros!
Whispering Legs
04-02-2005, 18:49
You mean it's not true?
Syawla
04-02-2005, 18:50
No it isn.t My wife has only once had an operation.
Ashmoria
04-02-2005, 19:08
ohmygod you mean those were WOMEN??
Xenodracon
04-02-2005, 19:15
I didn't even know Dutch were real, I figured they were a myth to scare little children.
Legless Pirates
04-02-2005, 19:16
I didn't even know Dutch were real, I figured they were a myth to scare little children.
How would you like a real foot up your arse?
HotRodia
04-02-2005, 19:18
How would you like a real foot up your arse?

Does it have one of those big wooden shoes on it? ;)

And by the way, if everyone is saying it, why am I not hearing it? :mad:
Legless Pirates
04-02-2005, 19:20
Does it have one of those big wooden shoes on it? ;)

They hurt like friggin' HELL.
HotRodia
04-02-2005, 19:21
They hurt like friggin' HELL.

How would you know, being legless all? ;)
Legless Pirates
04-02-2005, 19:22
How would you know, being legless all? ;)
legless, not arseless :eek: :D
Lunatic Goofballs
04-02-2005, 19:23
How would you know, being legless all? ;)

They weren't on his feet. :p
HotRodia
04-02-2005, 19:24
legless, not arseless :eek: :D

0.o
Lunatic Goofballs
04-02-2005, 19:24
After seeing Eurotrip, I'd definitely pick my sex club with care upon visiting Holland. ;)
Syawla
04-02-2005, 19:38
This is meant to be a serious discussion! :mad:
Lunatic Goofballs
04-02-2005, 19:40
This is meant to be a serious discussion! :mad:

Never stopped me before. :)

It's more or less my unofficial job around these forums to inject some comic relief. You'll get used to it. :)
Legless Pirates
04-02-2005, 19:41
This is meant to be a serious discussion! :mad:
Sure, Sean. Suuuure
Syawla
04-02-2005, 19:41
Never stopped me before. :)

It's more or less my unofficial job around these forums to inject some comic relief. You'll get used to it. :)

Used to be my job
Alien Born
04-02-2005, 19:44
So thats where they all went. I thought there were fewer here than our stereotype provided for. ;)
Ilura
04-02-2005, 20:44
What's all this then?

I thought we were all famous for being gay, pot-smoking, whore-visitors. And now we're all transsexual too?

Man, I love this cesspool of depravity I call home.
Von Witzleben
04-02-2005, 20:47
What's all this then?

I thought we were all famous for being gay, pot-smoking, whore-visitors. And now we're all transsexual too?

Man, I love this cesspool of depravity I call home.
Yes. We are transseuxuals not transvestides. Get it right damned!!! :mad:
Borgoa
04-02-2005, 20:51
We have a similar problem for the perception of Sweden. Apparently, we are all pornstars, or having sex 24/7. Hmm... right, must run...
Lunatic Goofballs
04-02-2005, 20:52
What's all this then?

I thought we were all famous for being gay, pot-smoking, whore-visitors. And now we're all transsexual too?

Man, I love this cesspool of depravity I call home.

It's what brings the tourists in. It used to be the tulips and windmills. Now it's the sex and drugs. :)
Syawla
04-02-2005, 20:53
Ooh I love how I can get people to take me seriously.
ProMonkians
04-02-2005, 20:53
We have a similar problem for the perception of Sweden. Apparently, we are all pornstars, or having sex 24/7. Hmm... right, must run...

You're not? Okay...
*Puts passport back in desk*
*Sighs...*
Whispering Legs
04-02-2005, 20:53
We have a similar problem for the perception of Sweden. Apparently, we are all pornstars, or having sex 24/7. Hmm... right, must run...

And you all wear white spandex and sing songs.
Von Witzleben
04-02-2005, 20:53
We have a similar problem for the perception of Sweden. Apparently, we are all pornstars, or having sex 24/7. Hmm... right, must run...
Well you are. And the Russians and Irish are drunk and figthing and singing 24/7.
Whispering Legs
04-02-2005, 20:54
What's all this then?

I thought we were all famous for being gay, pot-smoking, whore-visitors. And now we're all transsexual too?

Man, I love this cesspool of depravity I call home.

Does that mean that Tim Curry is from Holland?
Alien Born
04-02-2005, 20:54
It's what brings the tourists in. It used to be the tulips and windmills. Now it's the sex and drugs. :)

Shame about the rock n' roll though.
Ilura
04-02-2005, 20:57
Shame about the rock n' roll though.
Well, two out of three ain't bad.
Lunatic Goofballs
04-02-2005, 20:58
Shame about the rock n' roll though.

I'll bring my Ipod. :)
Red Sox Fanatics
04-02-2005, 20:58
I don't know which is funnier: Some of your comments, or that this was intended as a serious thread. You guys kill me.
Neo-Anarchists
04-02-2005, 20:59
Shame about the rock n' roll though.
Well, is the sum of the values of tulips and windmills greater than the value of rock?

If so, you're set.
Or something like that, I think.
Syawla
04-02-2005, 20:59
this was intended as a serious thread

It was?
Neo-Anarchists
04-02-2005, 21:00
You guys kill me.
*looks up from the sharpening of her knife*
Was that a request?
:D
HC Eredivisie
04-02-2005, 21:01
i think i will link to this in the dutch topic...
Syawla
04-02-2005, 21:03
For God's Sake guys this is a piss take about stereotypes!
West - Europa
04-02-2005, 21:28
Never heard anything like it.

All I know is that you should avoid prostitutes from South America, since a lot of them were born men...

Note, that this problem is not for the Netherlands alone.
Alien Born
04-02-2005, 21:33
Never heard anything like it.

All I know is that you should avoid prostitutes from South America, since a lot of them were born men...

Note, that this problem is not for the Netherlands alone.

As I said earlier, they appear to have left for Holland. All that is left here are the sparkly string bikini wearing, football playing carnaval revellers.
Peechland
04-02-2005, 21:37
Everytime I see the title to this thread ...I giggle.
Henrytopia
04-02-2005, 21:46
What's all this then?

I thought we were all famous for being gay, pot-smoking, whore-visitors. And now we're all transsexual too?

Man, I love this cesspool of depravity I call home.

By the way, if traveling there, keep your whoring plans for warmer weather.. the selection during the summer months is vastly superior. At least, that is what my friends tell me.