NationStates Jolt Archive

"Our President would like to make it clear that the stereotype of all Dutch male citizens wearing women's clothing or in any way resembling transvestites is wholly unjust. The President points out that he himself is Dutch and has only worn women's clothing when it has been sunny."

Dutch Foreign Minister
Frederick Ruud Jaap van Doouberk (Mrs)

They do? :confused:

Yeah I've had enough!

It is?? *blinks* and I wasn't informed of this stereotype? :p

Bastards.

OI world! You are all necrophiliacs! except the Dutch who are just transvestites

Yeah! All non-dutch are negros!

You mean it's not true?

No it isn.t My wife has only once had an operation.

ohmygod you mean those were WOMEN??

I didn't even know Dutch were real, I figured they were a myth to scare little children.

I didn't even know Dutch were real, I figured they were a myth to scare little children.
How would you like a real foot up your arse?

How would you like a real foot up your arse?

Does it have one of those big wooden shoes on it? ;)

And by the way, if everyone is saying it, why am I not hearing it? :mad:

Does it have one of those big wooden shoes on it? ;)

They hurt like friggin' HELL.

They hurt like friggin' HELL.

How would you know, being legless all? ;)

How would you know, being legless all? ;)
legless, not arseless :eek: :D

How would you know, being legless all? ;)

They weren't on his feet. :p

legless, not arseless :eek: :D

0.o

After seeing Eurotrip, I'd definitely pick my sex club with care upon visiting Holland. ;)

This is meant to be a serious discussion! :mad:

This is meant to be a serious discussion! :mad:

Never stopped me before. :)

It's more or less my unofficial job around these forums to inject some comic relief. You'll get used to it. :)

This is meant to be a serious discussion! :mad:
Sure, Sean. Suuuure

Never stopped me before. :)

It's more or less my unofficial job around these forums to inject some comic relief. You'll get used to it. :)

Used to be my job

So thats where they all went. I thought there were fewer here than our stereotype provided for. ;)

What's all this then?

I thought we were all famous for being gay, pot-smoking, whore-visitors. And now we're all transsexual too?

Man, I love this cesspool of depravity I call home.

What's all this then?

I thought we were all famous for being gay, pot-smoking, whore-visitors. And now we're all transsexual too?

Man, I love this cesspool of depravity I call home.
Yes. We are transseuxuals not transvestides. Get it right damned!!! :mad:

We have a similar problem for the perception of Sweden. Apparently, we are all pornstars, or having sex 24/7. Hmm... right, must run...

What's all this then?

I thought we were all famous for being gay, pot-smoking, whore-visitors. And now we're all transsexual too?

Man, I love this cesspool of depravity I call home.

It's what brings the tourists in. It used to be the tulips and windmills. Now it's the sex and drugs. :)

Ooh I love how I can get people to take me seriously.

We have a similar problem for the perception of Sweden. Apparently, we are all pornstars, or having sex 24/7. Hmm... right, must run...

You're not? Okay...
*Puts passport back in desk*
*Sighs...*

We have a similar problem for the perception of Sweden. Apparently, we are all pornstars, or having sex 24/7. Hmm... right, must run...

And you all wear white spandex and sing songs.

We have a similar problem for the perception of Sweden. Apparently, we are all pornstars, or having sex 24/7. Hmm... right, must run...
Well you are. And the Russians and Irish are drunk and figthing and singing 24/7.

What's all this then?

I thought we were all famous for being gay, pot-smoking, whore-visitors. And now we're all transsexual too?

Man, I love this cesspool of depravity I call home.

Does that mean that Tim Curry is from Holland?

It's what brings the tourists in. It used to be the tulips and windmills. Now it's the sex and drugs. :)

Shame about the rock n' roll though.

Shame about the rock n' roll though.
Well, two out of three ain't bad.

Shame about the rock n' roll though.

I'll bring my Ipod. :)

I don't know which is funnier: Some of your comments, or that this was intended as a serious thread. You guys kill me.

Shame about the rock n' roll though.
Well, is the sum of the values of tulips and windmills greater than the value of rock?

If so, you're set.
Or something like that, I think.

this was intended as a serious thread

It was?

You guys kill me.
*looks up from the sharpening of her knife*
Was that a request?
:D

i think i will link to this in the dutch topic...

For God's Sake guys this is a piss take about stereotypes!

Never heard anything like it.

All I know is that you should avoid prostitutes from South America, since a lot of them were born men...

Note, that this problem is not for the Netherlands alone.

Never heard anything like it.

All I know is that you should avoid prostitutes from South America, since a lot of them were born men...

Note, that this problem is not for the Netherlands alone.

As I said earlier, they appear to have left for Holland. All that is left here are the sparkly string bikini wearing, football playing carnaval revellers.

Everytime I see the title to this thread ...I giggle.

What's all this then?

I thought we were all famous for being gay, pot-smoking, whore-visitors. And now we're all transsexual too?

Man, I love this cesspool of depravity I call home.

By the way, if traveling there, keep your whoring plans for warmer weather.. the selection during the summer months is vastly superior. At least, that is what my friends tell me.