NationStates Jolt Archive

Alright, nations of the world, I would like to hear some of your favorite quotes from the funniest movie of all time; Kung Pow: Enter the First.

I will get things started:

[Chosen One kicks Wimp-Lo in the face. Wimp-Lo does a pose]
Wimp Lo: Ha! Face to foot style, how do you like it?
Chosen One: I'm sure on some planet your style is impressive, but your weak link is: this is Earth.
Wimp Lo: Oh yeah? Then try my nuts to your fist style!

For those of you who have never seen or heard of the movie, I strongly urge you to go out and rent it. It is hilarious.

What's black and white and red all over? My ass! -Betty (master pain)

Isn't it "What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee chord? My ass. Nyah, haha, haha, haha, ENOUGH"

At least you have seen the movie though, which is more than I can say for the rest of the people I have talked to.

Did they release it in Europe?

Isn't it "What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee chord? My ass. Nyah, haha, haha, haha, ENOUGH"

At least you have seen the movie though, which is more than I can say for the rest of the people I have talked to.

Did they release it in Europe?
Yeah, you're right. I forgot the exact joke, but it was a great punchline.

That's A Lot Of Nuts!

Tey did release in Europe. But it's been a few months since I've seen it so I remember few parts. I can just remember the odd scene, I should go buy it.

They're walking into the temple and all the thugs in the yard are eating, and singing:
"Taco Bell, Taco Bell, product placement Taco Bell. Enchirito NACHO BURRITO!!"

or... Master Tang: Pay no attention to Wimp Lo, we purposely trained him wrong... you know, as a joke.

Hmmm, yes, a tiny net is a death sentence. It's a net, and it's tiny.

when that fat asian side kick turns on the ghetto blaster for the fight, i alomos DIED.
this movie is one of my favorites.

And who exactly do you rule? The large dark nipple people?

There has been alot of rumors about a sequel coming out. Now they are saying it will be released in 2006.

"Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing: gnodab."

"The End"

*Betty waiting on Evil Council*

"Now Batting; Mike Piaaazzaaaaa"

cause i like the ladies. i do like 'em.

Come inside! i'll get you the Neosporin! DUH-NUH DUH NUH-NUH NUH NUH NUH! Neo! DUH-NUH NUH DUH NUH-NUH NUH! Sporin!

i'm a man, ihave needs too! i go pee pee standing up!

I'm bleeding, it means i'm the winner.

tell me if you see... a radio shack

birdie..birdie...birdie...tiger..tiger....tiger...I am a great magician! your clothes are red!
hahahahaha. i am dying now...great thread

listen, and listen well. i really like the band N-Sync. my favorite member.. is Harpo. i think there's a Harpo. if not, there should be.

Knock Knock Who's there? your butt that's about to be kicked! take a close look, because i rule...babee.


don't...he'll kill you like a small dog. Let your anger be, as a monkey in a pinata. hiding with the candy..hoping the kids don't break through with the stick!"

chosen on epunches that guys stomach straight thru-
Narrator: i mean, crap, man! look at that! that's like...his stomach plug...on the ground back there! i mean, i'm no doctor, but that doesn't really seem possible...if you think about it. i mean, with all the muscle tissue, cartilage and bones...it was just like one clean chop!

Whoa... I've had this movie in someone elses collection for so long and I've never watched it! I'm going to go get food and watch it now. Everyone in this thread can have some points from me.

*patiently waits for everyone to put in the movie, and get the thread going*

weeeeeyyyyyuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

*Infant Chosen One rolling down the hill, Old Lady stops him and picks him up and says*

"So cute, bye bye"

*Old lady throws infant chosen one down the hill*

Wimp Lo: "My finger point"

"I... am Wo."

*Chosen One looks down*

"Woah."

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"Chosen, please don't hurt Wimp Lo, he's a terrible fighter!"

"OK, but if I hear his frickin' shoes squeak one more time I'm gonna ram them up his-"

Now that's how to make a movie! I have to say though, my favourite scene has to be when the guys clothes keep changing colour.

I am a great magician.... Your clothes are red!

Ill kill him, with a rock or something, like a stone-

Ling and betty argue=
"Weeeooo weeooo weeee"
"Nyaaahhh Nyaaaahhh"
"Oooweee ooo weeeooo weeee ooooo"
"NYaaaahhh nyaaaah nyaaaaah nyaaaaahh"
"OOOO WEEEEOOOWEEEOOOO WEEE OOO WEEE"
"NYAAAHHH AHH NYAAAAHHHHAHHHH!"
"WEEEOOO *punches one henchman* WEEE! *takes out the other* OOOO!"

eenie, meenie, minie, moe, i wonder where my glove will go.


*choking on moth*
what are the odds of that?

I'm falling! You're falling! We're falling! A whale!


Ling and betty argue=
"Weeeooo weeooo weeee"
"Nyaaahhh Nyaaaahhh"
"Oooweee ooo weeeooo weeee ooooo"
"NYaaaahhh nyaaaah nyaaaaah nyaaaaahh"
"OOOO WEEEEOOOWEEEOOOO WEEE OOO WEEE"
"NYAAAHHH AHH NYAAAAHHHHAHHHH!"


I was gonna post that, but you beat me to it!

I'm falling! You're falling! We're falling! A whale!



I was gonna post that, but you beat me to it!

your is funnier than shit. i have this whole movie memorized, practically. i think thats an issue in itself. as a 28 year old female, a seemingly upstanding member of society, with a career and all that crap- when i let people know this is my FAVORITE movie, i get some shit. and no dates. but, what the hell. who cares.

"You can call me.... Betty."

I used to be able to do that line in Master Pain's voice. But not anymore.

Easy! Easy! We don't want to lose any more toes here!

Chosen One, beware his song about big butts. HE BEATS YOU UP WHILE HE PLAYS IT!!!!

"What is your evil plan?" "Oh, it is EVIL! It is SO EVIL! It will hurt many people who are good. I think it's great because it's so bad."

"Towel!"

(While fighting) Taste this PARALYZER!...another PARALYZER!....say goodnight, floppy.

I remember when he told me there would be a Chosen One...cutscene..."There will be...a Chosen one."
I remember when he told me of its significance...cutscene..."It will be...significant."
Then he killed the dog.

Prepare for...the Fist of Fury. Eeeny meenie...miney mo...I wonder where....my glove will go.

I need Gopher-chucks

Open your mouth! Open it!

Again with the squeaky shoes.

If you've got an ass, I'll kick it.

"I beg you to reconsider!" "Well..........ok"

Our! Sexual! Preferences! Are! Our! Own! Business!

One! Of us! Is Wearing! A Pushup Bra! It is lacy! And cute!

Ive got too watch this film again. Ive pissed myself just reading it.

Especially at this "Thats a lot of Nuts"