NationStates Jolt Archive

You heard me!

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0105/wow.html


Young Billy explains that it is very simple to announce the message of God's love across the World of Warcraft game channels. "I have a hot-key macro that broadcasts, Jesus Loves You! Please Love Him Back or He Will Burn You in Hell! PM Me if you want to learn more! across four channels. I do it right when I log in. I usually get PM'd (Private Messaged) by a few characters who I then add to my buddy list. I follow them around the game, across snow-capped mountains, and blasted wastelands until they accept Christ or persecute me so much that I have to report them to the server administrators for making fun of my religion. I think I've been responsible for getting over thirty accounts suspended for bigotry directed at me because of my faith."


He has made a believer out of me
Turanus forever! I mean god for ever!

Hallelujah! Another sinner brought to Jesus by the good people of Landover Baptist.

Praise be.

I love Landover Baptist.

Its the religious version of the Onion.

That site is absolute genius and gold and genius. It might be golden too. I'm unsure. Wouldn't it be just our luck if it was a parody site though, hmmm?
:D =P

Too bad I don't play WoW, but I don't want to be the first British victim of MMORPGs.

That site is absolute genius and gold and genius. It might be golden too. I'm unsure. Wouldn't it be just our luck if it was a parody site though, hmmm?
:D =P

Too bad I don't play WoW, but I don't want to be the first British victim of MMORPGs.
Lol its great game ... just started it myself :) thats why I thought it was so good

lol. I wonder what class and level he is

I know Landover is a joke, but I have seen people preaching on WoW. The ignore list is a handy thing when you don't feel like debating. The game is tons of fun. I play on the Cenarian Circle server if anyone is interested.

I know Landover is a joke, but I have seen people preaching on WoW. The ignore list is a handy thing when you don't feel like debating. The game is tons of fun. I play on the Cenarian Circle server if anyone is interested.

What's frightening is when people take satire seriously.

Neo-Hippy

Lol its great game ... just started it myself :) thats why I thought it was so good
Morrowind was better, and Oblivion will be much much better.

You see, it would be funny, in fact, it would be downright hilarious, if it were real, kind of like that St. Mary's list to tell if your child is a goth thing, but it isn't just like the how to tell if your child is a goth thing.. And it's really not all that funny as such.

lol. I wonder what class and level he is
A Level 57 Undead Priest with Holy Focus.

I hate people like that. Why can't they just leave us alone, esspesialy in a game. No one wants to be told what to beleive, esspesialy when they're just there to have fun. He should be suspended for harassment.

I hate people like that. Why can't they just leave us alone, esspesialy in a game. No one wants to be told what to beleive, esspesialy when they're just there to have fun. He should be suspended for harassment.
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