NationStates Jolt Archive


New age hippy Lynching

AlanBstard
04-02-2005, 15:01
You know what I mean. The people who eat lentils. The people who blame a bad day on "energy". The people who werar tie-die and drive "smart-cars". The same people who campaign against, well everything and have a close connection with anything fury and less inteligent then a traffic warden. Then themselves. The people who buy organic carrot juice and only drink fair trade coffee and want to spend petrol tax on "public transport". The forty year old women with knitted shawls and pink hair. Your time has come.

Its time to take a stand against those who seek to destroy civilasation in their weekends when they should be bird shooting, fishing, eating veal, driving their cars and fox hunting. ITs time to take a stand. Organise your friends, relatives and work colleges to banish these green fiends from society until one day, one gloryous day Tofu will be a thing a legend. Do it! Your country needs you!
Sskiss
04-02-2005, 15:13
Good luck!, These "Green Fiends" as you call them are getting stronger by the year. At any rate it makes perfect sense to eat a healthy diet, drive a "smart car" (if you need a car at all) as you call it and generally care about the environment and everthing in it, including other people.

Your way of thinking and lifestyle is slowly dying out. And what's so bad about being green anyway?
Peopleandstuff
04-02-2005, 15:24
AlanBstard, I am at a complete loss as to why you even care at all about these people's views and lifestyle, much less care as much as you appear to. Dont you think you would be more gainfully employed concerning yourself with your own life, rather than resenting the manner in which other's choose to spend theirs? I honestly dont understand why you even give a damn... :confused:
Axis Nova
04-02-2005, 15:27
I don't care how they live their lives, as long as their lifestyle doesn't involve interfering with mine.
The odd one
04-02-2005, 15:32
Good luck!, These "Green Fiends" as you call them are getting stronger by the year.

yeah we've united in another thread. you try anything and you'll have so much smoke blown at you you'll be too wasted to move. :D
and if that doesn't work we'll be wandering in so many random directions you won't be able to get us :p
Kanabia
04-02-2005, 15:32
There's not enough love here, people!

*Gives AlanBstard a hug*
Peopleandstuff
04-02-2005, 15:32
And in what way are they interfering in your life, I take it any tofu shortage they might be responsible for is no skin off your nose...?
The odd one
04-02-2005, 15:37
i aint no vegitarianist im an omnivore. but i'm still a hippy. besides, staying out of your way is part of the deal, man, we have to protest if you don't stay out of ours. forgive me for thinking that there may be some hypocrasy here.
Whispering Legs
04-02-2005, 15:38
Good luck!, These "Green Fiends" as you call them are getting stronger by the year. At any rate it makes perfect sense to eat a healthy diet, drive a "smart car" (if you need a car at all) as you call it and generally care about the environment and everthing in it, including other people.

Your way of thinking and lifestyle is slowly dying out. And what's so bad about being green anyway?

Hm. I do a lot of those things here in the US. I also belong to a wildlife conservation group.

And I carry a gun even though I'm not a policeman. After all, it would be a shame to do all this fine work to stay healthy just so some deadbeat can plow my rectum for fun.
CelebrityFrogs
04-02-2005, 15:54
You know what I mean. The people who eat lentils. The people who blame a bad day on "energy". The people who werar tie-die and drive "smart-cars". The same people who campaign against, well everything and have a close connection with anything fury and less inteligent then a traffic warden. Then themselves. The people who buy organic carrot juice and only drink fair trade coffee and want to spend petrol tax on "public transport". The forty year old women with knitted shawls and pink hair. Your time has come.

Its time to take a stand against those who seek to destroy civilasation in their weekends when they should be bird shooting, fishing, eating veal, driving their cars and fox hunting. ITs time to take a stand. Organise your friends, relatives and work colleges to banish these green fiends from society until one day, one gloryous day Tofu will be a thing a legend. Do it! Your country needs you!

I think this is meant as a Joke!!!

But just incase it isn't: AlanBstard smoke some weed! (Lot's of weed)
Peopleandstuff
04-02-2005, 16:06
Actually I believe the Honourable (and I use the term loosely) Member, Mr B'stard is actually seriously about the lynching, I see this as a 'clever' ruse to get a friend of his back into his preferred line of employment, not to mention that it may distract his toshy nosed wife momentarily from further investigations into her husbands many, but ultimately short lived dalliances....silly really, he'd have been better off hiring her another gardner....Tories huh!