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If you could meet any of these people who would you?

Lol who the hell actually voted for myrth????

Go me and my first vote on the poll.

*wanders off to get some much-needed caffeine*

Lol who the hell actually voted for myrth????

^.^

seth macfarlane.

that would be fun.

^.^

Bet myrth is scared...

Ayrton Senna. (awaits chorus of "who?")
F1 racing driver, died ten years ago.

Bet myrth is scared...

Nah, no betting for me. I need this money, and the odds aren't in my favour.

Ayrton Senna. (awaits chorus of "who?")
F1 racing driver, died ten years ago.

Ok...

BUT WHY!!??

Ok...

BUT WHY!!??
Cause dead people are cool.
Or something like that, I think.

Nah, no betting for me. I need this money, and the odds aren't in my favour.
Oi could you do me a favour and bump this thread every now and then till you go offline.

I gotta go now..

Thanks

Ok...

BUT WHY!!??
Because he was an incredible racing driver and he wasn't as arrogant as Schuey. (nobody is as arrogant as Schuey though)

I voted other. Who would I meet?

My biological mother. Someone needs to be taught a lesson on getting drunk during pregnancy... :mad:
*cracks knuckles*

Nobody wants to meet George Bush Jr? I find that hard to believe. For me though, it'd have to be Einstein. (He could speak English, right?)

(He could speak English, right?)
Yup.

I'd kick Mr. Goatse's shins.

Lennon. :fluffle:

Gunnery Sergeant Carlos N. Hatchcock III
He's my role model, an outstanding, dedicated Marine, and the best sniper ever.

my second vote would be Myrth, just because Myrth has so much power!

I'd kick Mr. Goatse's shins.
:eek:
But what if he tried to reverse-devour you with his Magical Ass of Doom?

I think giving Hitler or some evil fascist dictator a big manly hug would be pretty funny.

Ayrton Senna. (awaits chorus of "who?")
F1 racing driver, died ten years ago.
I watched that race. A great racer died that day.

Lennon. :fluffle:
Seconded, I would have picked 'other', but it just seemed to make the choices too broad - so I had to pick from the list and he was far and away the best candidate.

:eek:
But what if he tried to reverse-devour you with his Magical Ass of Doom?

damn you neo. i fell out of my chair. you have yourself to blame.

and also - eew.

damn you neo. i fell out of my chair. you have yourself to blame.

and also - eew.
But seriously, that man's ass is at the very least magical. If not supernatural, supernormal, supercilious, superluminous, superficial, and supernumerary.
It may even be superiorly superlative, or super-superstitious.
Perhaps it's supersonic?

Or superunknown?

Superstretchy

But seriously, that man's ass is at the very least magical. If not supernatural, supernormal, supercilious, superluminous, superficial, and supernumerary.
It may even be superiorly superlative, or super-superstitious.
Perhaps it's supersonic?

Or superunknown?

oddly enough, i was listening to soundgarden. granted, it was badmotarfinger, but still, i dont wanna listen to them anymore after that. now im just gonna hear "sounds from the gaping, unaturally large anus of goatse" as the lyrics.

and a question for all of you. why is it that 1/3rd of the threads here always turn into something about tubgirl, goatse, or something worse?

and a question for all of you. why is it that 1/3rd of the threads here always turn into something about tubgirl, goatse, or something worse?
What's tubgirl?

God.





And by God, I, of course, mean Jimmy Page.

What's tubgirl?
do NOT google it

do NOT google it
Evar.
Or I shall have to come and kill you out of mercy, and it's hard to wash blood out of my new t-shirt, I suppose, so you'd be putting me at quite a disadvantage.
:D

What's tubgirl?

you know the evil stuff spewing out of the scene in ghostbusters? picture that, only feces. and women.

do NOT google it

google it. it'll be fun

and when your in shock, staring at it notice this - her vaginal area is blurred out. ask yourself. why? did they not want to offend?

do NOT google it
What is it about tubgirl that's soooo bad that I can't google it? :D

Few people..

Top of the list would be Jesus, Plato, Lee Kuan Yew,Emporer Meiji, Patton & Monty, Chiang Kai Shek.

What is it about tubgirl that's soooo bad that I can't google it? :D

only one way to find out, right. how bad can it be? its a girl, in a tub. showering, actually. its just not water shes showering in.

Words cannot describe it.

But don't tell me I didn't warn you.

*Jacks furiously to TubGirl*

you know the evil stuff spewing out of the scene in ghostbusters? picture that, only feces. and women.
I don't remember that scene in ghostbusters...

Words cannot describe it.

But don't tell me I didn't warn you.
*sigh*
I suppose I shall have to go sharpen my knife, as the invariable request of death after seeing tubgirl is sure to happen soon.

I don't remember that scene in ghostbusters...

the evil pink stuff? err wait.. it came out of the faucet. still, you should google it. we'll all have a good laugh afterwords. execpt you, you'll probably be in a catatonic state for awhile.

*EDIT*
well, it seems neo will be nice enough to off you for you. thanks neo, i wish someone would have gutted me after i saw it.

and pluto, you know your too curious not to check it out now, so you might as well.

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/pinballpromos/spmrhankey.jpg

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http://www.bonnieslimoges.com/ladies/bathtub.jpg

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http://home.sprynet.com/~knduffy/girl.gif

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Tubgirl

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/pinballpromos/spmrhankey.jpg

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http://www.bonnieslimoges.com/ladies/bathtub.jpg

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http://home.sprynet.com/~knduffy/girl.gif

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Tubgirl

yep, thats pretty much it.

*Jacks furiously to TubGirl*
*pukes* runs away

Editors Note: Greedy Pig is obviously the Anti-Christ.

*pukes* runs away

Editors Note: Greedy Pig is obviously the Anti-Christ.
Far worse:
Greedy Pig must be Darth Vader!

I just searched it--using aol.

Thank god for thumbnails :D

Feeling thirsty?

da da dum

TUBGIRL!! *Plays Batman music*

I just searched it--using aol.

Thank god for thumbnails :D
Now you're just minorly scarred for life

EDIT: and neo-anarchists will only have to kill you a little

I just searched it--using aol.

Thank god for thumbnails :D
You're lucky you are still alive.
:D

Naw, not scared.

I find it funny, somehow.

*ahem* assuming I'm looking at the right pic...

You're lucky you are still alive.
:D

aww.. i guess you wont get to stab anyone tonight. maybe next time.

Just enlarged it.






















































































































It's better/funnier in thumbnail mode :D

Just enlarged it.
*snip*
It's better in thumbnail mode :D
Like this post

Naw, not scared.

I find it funny, somehow.

*ahem* assuming I'm looking at the right pic...

is it like what we discribed? human, showering feces, tub, strangly blured vagina?

All in good humour. :)

I'm eating KFC while seeing that.

My keyboard getting oily.

is it like what we discribed? human, showering feces, tub, strangly blured vagina?
Yeah, but I expected a brown fluid, instead of yellow. :p

Yeah, but I expected a brown fluid, instead of yellow. :p
that's the one

Whoa, ABB, all this talk about tubgirl is making me hallucinate.
You signature says "Touch me, im sick," but somehow I misread it as "Touch me, in my ass."

I think I'm going crazier. I know, it's hard to believe...

that's the one
And I'm assuming that that is human solid waste that's covering her face?

And how could she have pulled it off, unless it was computer graphics editing?

Whoa, ABB, all this talk about tubgirl is making me hallucinate.
You signature says "Touch me, im sick," but somehow I misread it as "Touch me, in my ass."

I think I'm going crazier. I know, it's hard to believe...
*locks neo-anarchists in the room with cushions on the walls*

Yeah, but I expected a brown fluid, instead of yellow. :p

you know, your taking this unusually well...

Whoa, ABB, all this talk about tubgirl is making me hallucinate.
You signature says "Touch me, im sick," but somehow I misread it as "Touch me, in my ass."

I think I'm going crazier. I know, it's hard to believe...

I totally thought one of the poll options was 'What's a tubgirl' after reading a couple of pages of this.

Then I was all "wait, that wouldn't make sense". Turned out it was just the first post on the page I was on, and I *imagined* it was a poll option.

I guess I'm crazy too.

*locks neo-anarchists in the room with cushions on the walls*
That used to be my location!
"A white room with padded walls"

*locks neo-anarchists in the room with cushions on the walls*
I have a better idea...

*teleports her to a room with spikes and nails on the walls*

you know, your taking this unusually well...
And that's a really really bad thing.

I have a better idea...

*teleports her to a room with spikes and nails on the walls*
Ooh, nails!
:) :) :)

Whoa, ABB, all this talk about tubgirl is making me hallucinate.
You signature says "Touch me, im sick," but somehow I misread it as "Touch me, in my ass."

I think I'm going crazier. I know, it's hard to believe...

hahahahaha... maybe we should end the conversation on tubgirl here.. cookies if you can name the band my signature came from. either way, your not crazy. your just alittle unwell.

*throws in a hammer*
Enjoy!

you know, your taking this unusually well...
That's what happens when my birthmother gets drunk while pregnant--I get a messed up brain :D

lol

That's what happens when my birthmother gets drunk while pregnant--I get a messed up brain :D

lol
"Oh no, I'm fucked up. Let's blame it on my mom"

hahahahaha... maybe we should end the conversation on tubgirl here.. cookies if you can name the band my signature came from. either way, your not crazy. your just alittle unwell.
Mudhoney is the band your signature came from.
I think.

EDIT:
A little unwell?
That's like calling a howitzer "just a little gun" or a nuke "just a little bomb".

"Oh no, I'm fucked up. Let's blame it on my mom"
I was joking. I don't actually blame it on her. Not yet, anyway... :D

Thats a valid question Pluto.

I'm quite curious about that myself. How does she squirt/propel out the juices that high and far into the air, not too mention her accuracy.. Thats one good skill.. She must have Really good inner ass muscles.

Mudhoney is the band your signature came from.
I think.

enjoy your cookies in your spiked room. very well done.

Thats a valid question Pluto.

I'm quite curious about that myself. How does she squirt/propel out the juices that high and far into the air, not too mention her accuracy.. Thats one good skill.. She must have Really good inner ass muscles.
*vomits*
:(

STOP WITH THE TUBGIRL

Thats a valid question Pluto.

I'm quite curious about that myself. How does she squirt/propel out the juices that high and far into the air, not too mention her accuracy.. Thats one good skill.. She must have Really good inner ass muscles.

1) who knows, maybe she was overdosing on exlax
2) suppose it is digitally done..................why?! who would say "hey, i have a great idea. lets make a picture with you.." well, you get the point.

*vomits*
:(

STOP WITH THE TUBGIRL
Hmm.... Imagine a 5 year-old seeing that pic :D

The sheer terror :D

mwahahahaha!

I totally thought one of the poll options was 'What's a tubgirl' after reading a couple of pages of this.

Then I was all "wait, that wouldn't make sense". Turned out it was just the first post on the page I was on, and I *imagined* it was a poll option.

I guess I'm crazy too.
A friend of mine has both tubgirl and goatse on his PDA. He likes to show the images to random people, including unfortunately myself. I'm suprised he hasn't been in a fight because of it. Typical scenario:
*leans over to someone in the comp sci lab*"Hey"
*shows the image to person beside him*
*Person looks at first with confusion* "oh..."
*Looks closer to make sure they are actually seeing what they think they see* "augh, what the f***?"
*Hysterical laughter of my friend*

He also used his label maker to put goatse url addresses all over campus. (Not to be duplicated here for fear of bannination :D )

*vomits*
:(

STOP WITH THE TUBGIRL
Or I'll bite your legs off!

Hey, now that I think of it, that's funny put right here, after something said by someone whose username includes "legless"...
Or maybe it's not.

He also used his label maker to put goatse url addresses all over campus. (Not to be duplicated here for fear of bannination :D )
:eek:
IDEA!!!
He should have made mini-goatse pictures, and stuck them up all over campus!

:eek:
IDEA!!!
He should have made mini-goatse pictures, and stuck them up all over campus!

He also has a four icon msn goatse emoticon, fortunately my client is old enough that it doesn't support it :D

:eek:
IDEA!!!
He should have made mini-goatse pictures, and stuck them up all over campus!
"What do you think, should she be put down?"
"I'm afraid so, nurse. She's beyond salvation"
*blam blam blam*

*vomits*
STOP WITH THE TUBGIRL

ohh. You like her don't you? :D J/k

Okook fine. :)

Or I'll bite your legs off!

Hey, now that I think of it, that's funny put right here, after something said by someone whose username includes "legless"...
Or maybe it's not.

it depends on how drunk the reader is.

:eek:
IDEA!!!
He should have made mini-goatse pictures, and stuck them up all over campus!

that would be a cool senior prank. or maybe to get the admin password and set all computers to the tubgirl website for the homepage. and turn on the tvs to show it too. that would be a good one.

"What do you think, should she be put down?"
"I'm afraid so, nurse. She's beyond salvation"
*blam blam blam*

haha... she didnt cause all the trouble here.. wait, who did? let me check.

that would be a cool senior prank. or maybe to get the admin password and set all computers to the tubgirl website for the homepage. and turn on the tvs to show it too. that would be a good one.
Naw, a better prank would be to unleash a computer worm to set EVERY COMPUTER IN THE WORLD to tubgirl!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! :D

it depends on how drunk the reader is.
I'm drunk.
WITH POWER!!!!!

Contrary to popular belief, I'm not actually drunk. Nor did I spend my entire high-school years high on something.
Of course, it's hard to tell the difference...

it depends on how drunk the reader is.



that would be a cool senior prank. or maybe to get the admin password and set all computers to the tubgirl website for the homepage. and turn on the tvs to show it too. that would be a good one.

Which reminds me of another incident involving said friend. Whilst at a local Futureshop (Canadian equivalent of Best Buy), he happened upon a computer that wasn't password protected and had an internet connection. Now being the computer savvy sort of individual that he is, he put goatse on every desktop in that aisle.

"What do you think, should she be put down?"
"I'm afraid so, nurse. She's beyond salvation"
*blam blam blam*
Beyond salvation?
Jesus saves!

I CHOOSE YOU, FLYING JESUSMON!!!

Haha. Jesus took a bullet for me.

I'm drunk.
WITH POWER!!!!!

Contrary to popular belief, I'm not actually drunk. Nor did I spend my entire high-school years high on something.
Of course, it's hard to tell the difference...

neither did i! were are 2 out of.... 2

and perfect use of the family guy quote, if that was indeed what you were quoting.

Beyond salvation?
Jesus saves!

I CHOOSE YOU, FLYING JESUSMON!!!

Haha. Jesus took a bullet for me.
I didn't say that. You're just imagining things :confused:

Back to the padded room

neither did i! were are 2 out of.... 2

and perfect use of the family guy quote, if that was indeed what you were quoting.
Whoa...
That's from a TV show?
Cool. I can quote subconsciously.

Beyond salvation?
Jesus saves!

I CHOOSE YOU, FLYING JESUSMON!!!

Haha. Jesus took a bullet for me.

wow. he really did sacrafice himself.

oh well, lets pray to allah now.

Whoa...
That's from a TV show?
Cool. I can quote subconsciously.

mayor adam west: "obviously you've let yourselfs become drunk.. WITH POWER"

wow. he really did sacrafice himself.

oh well, lets pray to allah now.
Or Kernunnos.
Or Eris.
Or Bob Dobbs.

Or maybe Flying Jesusmon will evolve into...
HOLYGHOSTMON!!!

Screw this, I'm going to pray to the little man in my telly that makes sounds for it.

Or Kernunnos.
Or Eris.
Or Bob Dobbs.

Or maybe Flying Jesusmon will evolve into...
HOLYGHOSTMON!!!

Screw this, I'm going to pray to the little man in my telly that makes sounds for it.

haha.. i read the third guy as bob dole.

"bob dole wants you to bow before him. bob dole thinks you all are insignifigant. bob dole. bob dole... bob dole... bob dole. bo.ol..."

I think I killinated this thread.
Oops.

I picked Einstein, but I'd rather meet Mark Twain. I have a tender spot for smartasses.

I think I killinated this thread.
Oops.

both of us are pretty good at that. combined, were.... great at that.

maybe we should stop?

haha.. i read the third guy as bob dole.
Well, I suppose you could use him as a ShorDurPerSav (http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/goods/shordurpersavs/X0012_ShorDurPerSav_Lesson.html)!

Well, I suppose you could use him as a ShorDurPerSav (http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/goods/shordurpersavs/X0012_ShorDurPerSav_Lesson.html)!

:eek:

thats awesome. i should convert.

Lenin, in 1916, to frame him for robbing the Bank of Zurich.

He'd have been in jail in 1918, he wouldn't have sabotaged Kerensky's war effort, the Republic wouldn't have been overthrown by the Reds, Russia wouldn't have surrendered, Germany would have been partitioned like all the other empires on the losing side, Rommel and Ludendorff wouldn't have been able to establish the Nazi Party, and Hitler wouldn't have been able to advance from figurehead to tyrant therein.

Also, with Germany divvied up among the winning powers, international trade would have been encouraged instead of suppressed (that was a means of controlling Germany), and the Great Depression would not have occurred, FDR wouldn't have become President, and we'd all be paying about half as much income tax as we do now.

Lenin, in 1916, to frame him for robbing the Bank of Zurich.

He'd have been in jail in 1918, he wouldn't have sabotaged Kerensky's war effort, the Republic wouldn't have been overthrown by the Reds, Russia wouldn't have surrendered, Germany would have been partitioned like all the other empires on the losing side, Rommel and Ludendorff wouldn't have been able to establish the Nazi Party, and Hitler wouldn't have been able to advance from figurehead to tyrant therein.

Also, with Germany divvied up among the winning powers, international trade would have been encouraged instead of suppressed (that was a means of controlling Germany), and the Great Depression would not have occurred, FDR wouldn't have become President, and we'd all be paying about half as much income tax as we do now.
Ooh.
That's a cool idea.
If I had a time machine, I'd let you borrow it.

and when your in shock, staring at it notice this - her vaginal area is blurred out. ask yourself. why? did they not want to offend?
Against the law in Japan. Basically, as long as the genitals are censored, everything is A-OK.

Thats a valid question Pluto.

I'm quite curious about that myself. How does she squirt/propel out the juices that high and far into the air, not too mention her accuracy.. Thats one good skill.. She must have Really good inner ass muscles.
Pressure from enema, I'd assume. Think really really really bad diarrhea except quadruple the pressure.

On that list, Freddie Mercury, with runner up going to John Lennon. Queen is my favorite band in the world and i think Freddie had the greatest voice ever. He was a great songwriter too and from what people who knew him have said and from interviews i've seen, he seemed to have a great sense of humour too. John Lennon was an amazing songwriter and i honestly believe that if people lived their lives according to the lyrics of Imagine, this world would be a better place.

More than anyone though, i would like to meet the Dalai Lama, or if she were still alive, Mother Theresa.Those two are my heroes.

I watched that race. A great racer died that day.
I still maintain it was a suspisious death

Hermann Hesse or Winston Churchill or maybe Napoleon

Einstein would be at the top of my list from the options given. Off the list, it would have to be E.O. Wilson. H.L. Mencken would be pretty awesome too.

Hmm, most likly I would like to meet Mara of the Acoma from Raymond E. Feists and Janny Wurts Empire series, my god she was skill in politics.

STE JEANNE D'ARC! Je l'adore, parce qu'elle a sauvé la France! Yay! ^^

w00t

No One Voted Elvis!

Wish there was and option:

George Bush (to punch him)

It would be pretty awesome to meet Captain Picard.

Einstein would be at the top of my list from the options given. Off the list, it would have to be E.O. Wilson. H.L. Mencken would be pretty awesome too.

Ooh! I love H.L. Mencken. And Dorothy Parker. And especially Ambrose Bierce.
Gotta love that biting wit.

There are many people I would like to meet including Karl Marx, Vladimir Illyich Lenin, Fidel Castro, Nelson Mandela, Tony Benn, Arthur Scargill and Hugo Chavez.

Lol you like polls don't you?

And why would a non-Catholic like me want to meet the Pope?

Einstein kicks ass.

Aristotle

Einstein get my vote, just over the pope.

Einstein get my vote, just over the pope.
Gee, I wouldn't think you were a fan. :p

Myrth

bump

Few people..

Top of the list would be Jesus, Plato, Lee Kuan Yew,Emporer Meiji, Patton & Monty, Chiang Kai Shek.
That is a pretty good list. I would throw in Shakespeare, Napoleon, Ghandi, Lincoln, John F. Kennedy, and Casanova

E. A. Blair AKA George Orwell

On the poll, I'd say Einstein. He just seems like the type of guy who would be very neat, very interesting to talk to.

Off the poll, I'd like to meet Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. I adore his books, and I'd love to figure out how he came up with the steps that Holmes uses in his books.

bump

douglas adams. i really want to have lunch with him, and maybe get in a writing session before i have to go back to the real world. you know, where dead people aren't?