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Who would win in a good ol' fashioned bar fight?

Hitler was an artsy pussy in funny pants. George Bush is a Texan, even if he wasn't born there, and is in top physical condition. Capitalism and the American way would dominate.

Bush. Though the barmaid option was appealing... ;)

Bush. Everyone says he's stupid, but any smart president carries a concealed weapon...

Bush, love him or hate him. he would whoop anyone in that bar.

And ill deal with the bar maid

Bush, love him or hate him. he would whoop anyone in that bar.

And ill deal with the bar maid

I saw her first. ;)

I think it depends on when we are talking about, in other words before or after Bush sobered up. If before Hitler would win because he was a teatotaler and Bush would be completly smashed. After I'm not sure Hitler fought in WWI so he probably learned some fighting there, while Bush was in the ANG, so I guess it depends on what branch Hitler was in during WWI, if he was in the infentry I'd say he'd win. If not I'm not sure.

I think it depends on when we are talking about, in other words before or after Bush sobered up. If before Hitler would win because he was a teatotaler and Bush would be completly smashed. After I'm not sure Hitler fought in WWI so he probably learned some fighting there, while Bush was in the ANG, so I guess it depends on what branch Hitler was in during WWI, if he was in the infentry I'd say he'd win. If not I'm not sure.

Hitler was an artillery officer.

Hitler, taking on a German (Well Austrian, but close enough) in a bar fight is just never a good idea.

Also I just realized all you need to beat Bush is a pretzel.

I think it depends on when we are talking about, in other words before or after Bush sobered up. If before Hitler would win because he was a teatotaler and Bush would be completly smashed.
Yeah, but you can't feel pain when you're completely smashed.

Bush would win because Hitler would see a Jewish person walk in and when he turned back to look at Bush, a fist would greet his face.

I say Barstool!

Hitler was also wounded 3 times running around in the trenches. Also fighting in WWI was not bar fighting. it was shooting and running to a trench. People also suspect hitler has syphiliss so he was insane. SO a crazy man with a wounded body from war could beat a Texan? I doubt it.

ALso drunk people tend to not feel pain, so bush would keep fighting till he was carted off.

Hitler was an artsy pussy in funny pants. George Bush is a Texan, even if he wasn't born there, and is in top physical condition. Capitalism and the American way would dominate.

Oh please! The prissy Connecticut yankee can't even stay on his bike and has to get his press people to say it was raining. The only sense in which his physical condition could be described as "top" is that it's not going to get any better. Hitler was a straight up psycho.

Hitler was also wounded 3 times running around in the trenches. Also fighting in WWI was not bar fighting. it was shooting and running to a trench. People also suspect hitler has syphiliss so he was insane. SO a crazy man with a wounded body from war could beat a Texan? I doubt it.

ALso drunk people tend to not feel pain, so bush would keep fighting till he was carted off.
Yes but there were meles in the trenches and more than likely the soilders got in bar fights on leave. As for Bush when I say smashed I mean it as to drunk to stand smashed.

I think it depends on when we are talking about, in other words before or after Bush sobered up. If before Hitler would win because he was a teatotaler and Bush would be completly smashed. After I'm not sure Hitler fought in WWI so he probably learned some fighting there, while Bush was in the ANG, so I guess it depends on what branch Hitler was in during WWI, if he was in the infentry I'd say he'd win. If not I'm not sure.
Hitler was in WWI, he got a goodly dose of chlorine gas. Anyway, Hitler wouldnt go into the bar anyway...as you said he didnt drink, and he was a claustrophobe. Somehow the idea of a cramped, smokefilled bar wouldnt appeal to me if I was afraid of enclosed areas.
Also, I dont think Hitler ever actually entered combat, from what I know he was basicaly a messenger boy.
But yeah...Bush would win.
(imagines the Secret Service having to restrain the President)
Hehehe...

Hitler was also wounded 3 times running around in the trenches. Also fighting in WWI was not bar fighting. it was shooting and running to a trench. People also suspect hitler has syphiliss so he was insane. SO a crazy man with a wounded body from war could beat a Texan? I doubt it.

ALso drunk people tend to not feel pain, so bush would keep fighting till he was carted off.
I would say his insanity would drive him to victory.. He was pretty damn crazy and could use that against Bush. Just go all fuckin' mental. :headbang:

Hitler was NOT an artillery officer. He was a corporal in a Bavarian/German Infantry regiment, even though he was Austrian. He was also a courier which is why he was wounded 3 times as that was one of the most dangerous jobs in the trenches. He also was awarded the Iron Cross (3rd class, I believe) and was the only decoration he wore on his uniform during WW2. The man was a lunatic and meglomaniac, who brought Germany to ruin, murdered 12 million people, and very nearly destroyed all of Europe, but his bravery during the Great War cannot be gainsayed.

I saw her first. ;)
I did a lot more than look. :D

Hitler was in WWI, he got a goodly dose of chlorine gas. Anyway, Hitler wouldnt go into the bar anyway...as you said he didnt drink, and he was a claustrophobe. Somehow the idea of a cramped, smokefilled bar wouldnt appeal to me if I was afraid of enclosed areas.
Trenches were cramped and smokefilled, and it takes a lot of endurance to survive such awful conditions.

Also, I dont think Hitler ever actually entered combat, from what I know he was basicaly a messenger boy.
But yeah...Bush would win.
(imagines the Secret Service having to restrain the President)
Hehehe...

good job being ignorant about WWI and dissing every soldier who ever served in the horrible conditions of trench warfare. Hitler was an evil man who deserves to burn in hell but he did have the personal courage and endurance to go to a REAL war.

Interesting question. Hitler had a lot more pent up anger than Bush ever will. He's too brainwashed to have real anger. Hitler thought an entire religion was against him and the cause of the downfall of an entire state. Bush can't swallow a pretzel, make a single decision himself, or read a book the right way up. So if it was just those two my money would be on Hitler. The barmaid is female and since she's working is probably more interested in making money than in fighting. Though I put my money on the barstool. Bush sees the barmaid and takes off leaving the fight entirely, Hitler sees anyone not Aryan and takes off to beat their ass and who's left standing? That's right... the barstool.